They were Zhangsun Wuji and Wei Zheng, who was panting.
Zhang Feng looked at the two men, who were sweating profusely and panting like old cows. He was dumbfounded.
"Old Sun, Old Wei, are you being chased by ghosts?"
"Don't talk. Give Old Man a bowl of water first …"
Wei Zheng and Zhangsun Wuji did not have the strength to speak.
They hunched over and held onto the door sill. When they finally sat on the chair, they began to moan.
'What's going on?'
Zhang Feng was confused.
He hurried to the kitchen and scooped a ladle of warm water for them. .
When the two men saw each other, they immediately began to fight over the water. .
'Fine, I have to give them some more. Otherwise, neither of us can drink the water.'
"Don't worry! I'll give you some. Both of you have some! "
Zhang Feng finally managed to serve the two men, who were about to explode. He asked carefully, "Masters, are you running a race in Chang 'an City?"
"Kid, how can you say that?"
"What's a race?"
"Uh … It's a competition to see who can run faster!"
Zhang Feng saw that the two men were flushed and their voices were hoarse. He quickly changed his name.
Zhangsun Wuji said in a rough voice, "Brother Zhang Feng, you can't make the decision! This old man is shameless. Lao Li ordered us to do something important. Good lord, this guy went to drink with prostitutes last night and was caught by the night patrol. He was locked up for the night. "
"He wanted to take this opportunity to go home and slack off. I just said a few words to him …"
"Hey, Old Sun, you're good! You didn't do a good job in this matter! Emperor … Lao Li just said a few words to me. You took it seriously? "
"Besides, last night, Old Man only went to Wen Tai Lou to drink tea and discuss poetry with his friends. How is that drinking with prostitutes?"
"Then, is it true that he was locked up in prison? Don't deny it. I have evidence! "
"Hehe!"
"Yes, so what? Do you think Old Man is afraid of you? "
Zhang Feng's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
He looked speechlessly at the two old men, who were in their fifties, talking about each other like two old kids.
'What the hell is going on!'
'Lao Tzu' was annoyed enough! '
Zhang Feng was furious.
Just as the two old men rolled up their sleeves and were about to fight, Zhang Feng roared, "Don't make a ruckus! Shut up! "
Needless to say, this roar instantly stunned both of them.
After a while, the two of them looked at Zhang Feng with red eyes and thick necks. Zhang Feng shrunk his neck.
"Please continue. Just pretend that I didn't say anything!"
He was terrified.
But how could they continue now?
They said fiercely to each other. They sat on the chairs and sulked after fighting again in the future.
Zhang Feng carefully hid in the kitchen. He chopped up the pig offal that he had just braised in the morning and put two jars of wine on the table.
Until now.
The two old men wrinkled their noses and sniffed the aroma. Without waiting for instructions, they picked up their chopsticks and waited with shining eyes.
Without waiting for Zhang Feng to put down his plate, the two of them took out the plate and picked up a piece of pig intestine. They started to fight over it. When they saw Zhang Feng, they frowned.
"Old Sun, I can see that you two have a lot on your mind. Did something big happen?"
"Yes!"
When it came to serious matters, Zhangsun Wuji didn't beat around the bush. As he ate the large intestine, he said vaguely, "Today, there is indeed a big matter. But before we talk about it, shouldn't you tell me where Han University is?"
"Yes! Old Man thought that he had seen more than half of the Tang Dynasty, but I have never heard of Han University! "
Zhang Feng patted his head.
The people were fooled, but how could he deal with these two old men?
He could not say that it was a university thousands of years in the future, right?
It would be strange if they were not monsters.
"Haha! Well, let's drink! This is good wine! Come, come, come! "
Zhang Feng changed the topic and said vaguely.
But the two old men were smart people. How could they not know that he was changing the topic?
"Brother Zhang Feng, you should talk about Han University! It's not too late to drink while talking! "
"Yes! I'm really curious about this matter. I was thinking if I should go to Zhenla to find you a beautiful woman. But I just heard that you have a wife. What's going on? "
Fine!
I can't hide anymore …
Zhang Feng sighed.
At this time, he finally understood the price of lying.
Often, a casual lie would require countless lies to make up for it.
This was just the beginning, and it was already like this. What about later?
Zhang Feng felt a headache just thinking about it.
"Han University, it's a place in the southern foot of the Qinling Mountains. We call it Han University. It's a place between Liangzhou and Lizhou."
"Oh …!"
The two of them thought for a long time and finally asked.
"I've heard of that place. I heard that it was the place where Liu Bang rose to power during the Three Kingdoms period. Is it there?"
"Eh? Old Wei, you know that place too! "
"Yes, it's there. My house is in a place called Niangzi Pass in the southern foot of the Qinling Mountains."
"Niangzi Pass?"
Wei Zheng thought for a while and looked at Zhangsun Wuji.
"I've been there before. It's a good place, but it was destroyed in a war and a flood. I haven't been there in recent years. Oh right, there's a big family there. I think their surname is Zhang. Are you the son of that family?"
Hearing Wei Zheng's words, Zhang Feng slapped his thigh and said, "Yes! Are you talking about the family at the dam in Niangzi Pass? "
"I think so. It's been too long. I can't remember where I stayed when I was marching, so I have some impression of it."
Zhang Feng sighed in his heart.
"Finally f * cking fooled them!"
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