Though Zhang Yingying's words had no head or tail, she still remembered to leave a link for Luo Nan. Luo Nan was still muddle-headed. He instinctively clicked on the link and jumped to the page. After the network space refreshed, he was greeted with a title.
"A morning of practice in exchange for rain."
What was this inexplicable...? Huh? These words and the accompanying picture looked familiar.
The picture Luo Nan saw was of a quilt drying in the sun. The color was quite plain, and there were no patterns on it. Therefore, he could clearly see a circle of water marks on the quilt, forming a human shape.
At first glance, the title and the picture had no head or tail, but when Luo Nan came to his senses, he immediately understood the situation involved.
How could he not understand? Wasn't this title and this picture the elementary results he had posted to Headquarters's website at the beginning of the month?
He remembered that he had practiced with the Condensation Ring for half an afternoon, accumulating a large amount of water droplets. He exploded and wet his bedding. He thought it was interesting, so he posted a picture online to reply to Her Majesty Empress Wu's post about the Dripping Sword. It could be considered a record of his own cultivation, and it could be considered as encouragement to those on the same path.
Luo Nan had jumped to Headquarters's website at this time, and his account was automatically connected. The information that had been accumulating for many days surged up, and a continuous notification sound rang out. Luo Nan looked at the number prompt and saw that it was already 99 +. He clicked to clear it, and it quickly grew. Soon, it was almost full.
What was going on? From Luo Nan's impression, the title of this reply was quite ordinary. It was inconspicuous among the tens of thousands of replies. It had always been cold and cheerless.
Many days had passed since then. Luo Nan had pretty much forgotten about it, but it suddenly became a hot topic. There was something good. This reply was pushed to the top of the post, and the lighting effects were extremely prominent.
Though Luo Nan wasn't in a good mood, he couldn't help but feel a bit of vanity and joy when he saw his post explode. However, this rare good mood was choked back when he saw the first quoted reply.
This reply was full of gunpowder. "Judging by the looks of it, people who use a watering can when their d * ck is small are shameful."
It looked like the source of the Watering Can Man was here. There was also the Summer Spray. Judging by the momentum, it probably wasn't a good word.
The person who replied was not anonymous. His ID was' REE ', and he was verified to be an explorer directly under the headquarters.
Below, someone quoted the reply: "The human shape on the blanket is very obvious, and it can also be seen that it is a very light mist. These small details are very convincing."
Looking at the reply time, it had been four days ago on Tuesday. REE had been online the whole time. She quickly replied, "Xia Chui's vanity can't be cured. A spray bottle is enough!"
It was this kind of straightforward sarcasm and attack that attracted more attention. From there, his popularity increased rapidly, and the frequency of replies increased as well.
Someone spoke objectively with facts. "I've just awakened, and the association's certification is C-level. Tell me the number. I gave it a try just now. The complete Waterdrop Sword is too strenuous. The Condensation Ring alone is fine, but maintaining it is too difficult. The maximum number of Condensation Rings was seven, which was the level of bedwetting, and it was still at the level of a baby. Right now, the world is spinning, and the above is what I said with my eyes closed. "
"Same, close your eyes and dictate. The limit is 12. Infants have passed, but not yet."
Several consecutive experimental data didn't support Luo Nan.
Moreover, there was even a data emperor who came out to ridicule him. He unleashed a barrage of attacks. "Based on the maximum diameter of the water droplets gathered by the Condensation Ring, one water droplet contains approximately 0.5 milliliters of water. 12 water droplets, 6 milliliters of water. Even at the baby level, this is a symptom of oliguria. "
Luo Nan wasn't angry at this time. He just couldn't help but want to laugh. Just how free were these people!?
And REE jumped out at this time. This time, he brought a complete video. He appeared on camera in person. "I personally tested it. 91 in half an hour. If I keep this up, I'll be in trouble. This is a preschool level, right? Everyone knows my level, so I won't say much. Welcome to the new Xia City B + rank powerhouse who has been registered for a month. Show us the ultimate skill of the spray bottle. "
REE looked like he was in his thirties. He had a square face and thick eyebrows. He had thin eyes and thin lips. He looked very sharp.
Luo Nan looked at REE's registration information. This guy was the more active and open type on the internet. He didn't mind information being leaked at all. He had all sorts of information. From the information, he could be considered a veteran. He had been registered for twelve years. His combat strength had reached the B- rank. He belonged to the Architect level. He could be considered a core power in the Society.
Not to mention anything else, he was able to simultaneously control 91 Condensation Rings and maintain their consumption. This was something that ordinary ability users couldn't do. He was worthy of the Architect level. Replies and likes flowed in an endless stream below the video for a time. More and more people followed suit.
It was impossible for this type of post to not be popular once it became a trend. The densely packed replies were mostly a stage for self-demonstration. Some of them increased the number of water droplets and announced their abilities. There were also some who showed off one or two droplets.
Among them was an ID called Gao Tianmeng. He gave Luo Nan an extremely deep impression. He also uploaded a video. The real person didn't appear, but the room was densely packed with water droplets. There were at least two to three hundred of them. Every droplet was perfectly round and full. They exploded at the same time, instantly filling the air with water mist. At the same time, he added a grim emoji:
"Some people are completely ignorant of the power of the mental side!"
This person was even more amazing. He clearly stood on Luo Nan's side. Many people gasped in admiration at the moment, but there were also people who used their status to say, "Senior people doing this. Are you trying to set a counterexample?"
It didn't take long for REE to reply. Her tone was full of sarcasm: "Don't you have any shame helping your underlings blow water? You, Gao Tianshi, can stand and pee, but that doesn't mean that everyone in Xia City is a man. Hehe, I still need to congratulate you guys for producing a newly registered B-rank power, the Watering Pot Man. Oh, he's not just a newly registered anymore. It's been almost two months. He's already a senior Xia Watering Pot Man. "
Gao Tianshi, Gao Tianshi? Luo Nan guessed that the person who stood up for him should be the B-rank power of Xia City, the Heavenly Master Gao Meng. He was also the Deputy Chief Commander of the branch during the municipal plaza incident.
It was just that Gao Meng's reply was a bit lonely in the middle of a large number of posts. This caused a group of people led by REE to attack him.
From this point on, the direction of the posts changed subtly.
Some people used the Society's ability user level settings to classify the videos displayed over the past few days. From the Awakened to the Architect, from the C- to the B +, they were roughly divided into six levels. Each level had a standard number of Condensation Rings. Then they pulled people from all over to appraise them. It was as if the level of one's ability wasn't qualified if they didn't verify it.
Later on, Luo Nan's first reply was a bit like he had been hung up and beaten. Some busybodies estimated the number of Condensation Rings Luo Nan needed to wet his quilt. They set the number at three hundred, half truthfully. From then on, they listed it as a standard unit, calling it a watering pot. Then there were things like C-rank psychic ability, which was equal to one-fifteenth of a watering pot. B-rank psychic ability, which was equal to 0.7 watering pot.
Later on, they probably felt that the unit of watering pot was too complicated. Through REE's suggestion, they simplified it to 'blow'. It was a step down from 'Xia Watering Pot'.
What was Xia Watering Pot? Luo Nan didn't quite understand the explanation. He could only give Zhang Yingying the same dumbstruck expression: "So the internet of the inner world is also like this! I just sent a picture … … "
Zhang Yingying replied in an instant: "It really is you! Hurry hurry hurry! Send a video back! "
"What are you talking about!?"
If this was two or three weeks ago, he really might have refuted a few times. But today, he was already paying more attention to the level of the Soul Cloak when it came to the technique of the Dripping Sword. He was paying more attention to the interference scene, the deep sea world, and the like. He had long since lost the thought of simply stacking the numbers. What else was there to say to this group of people?
"If you don't want to go, then I'll go. These grandsons are too infuriating! Cat Eyes is here right now. I'll have her take a video and upload it … … Oh right, how's the level of your Dripping Sword? Don't overreach yourself. How about this. I'll immediately contact Her Majesty and have her give you special treatment! "
Uh … … Should I refuse?
Cat Eyes turned her head from the front passenger seat at this time: "So it's you, Watering Pot Guy. You have a head but no tail. You really do give our Xia City a lot of face."
"Huh? Mr. Luo is Watering Pot Guy? "Qin Yikun was shocked to the side. Even Gaud, who was driving the car, was paying attention.
Only now did Luo Nan discover that the influence of this absurd hot topic on the internet was quite extraordinary.
"Is this important?"
"People have come knocking on our door. You tell me if it's important or not? Let's put it this way. I'm a C-rank psychic ability user. Then you say that my ability is 0.1. Is it okay if I beat you up? "
"Uh, Xia City's Blowing Pot Guy is referring to … …"
"Xia City's Blowing Pot Guy! Don't you see that the people who are using this unit are all well-known figures of Xia City? Aside from President Ouyang and Her Majesty Empress Wu, who don't dare provoke them, everyone else has a price tag! "
There were tens of thousands of replies. Luo Nan couldn't flip through them all in a short amount of time. He only noticed that there really was such a reply after Cat Eyes' reminder. It listed Old Man You, Mr. Bai, Gao Meng, Horned Demon, and other B-rank powerhouses of Xia City. There were also some C-rank backbone powers. All of them were arranged into a list, using the Blowing Pot Guy standard one by one.
Even fleshly bodies like Giant Arm and Crag Burst were inexplicably converted. They were grandly displayed on the list. For a time, his eyes were filled with words like One Blowing Pot Guy, Two Blowing Pots, Zero Point Blowing Pots, and so on.
Afterwards, REE's expression became even more arrogant: "I welcome Watering Pot Guy to come and clear his name. At the very least, you should post a video like Teacher Gao. We can adjust the standard according to reality. If you really can do it, then I'll kneel. Of course, if Her Majesty Empress Wu personally comes, then I'll kneel and lick her. Otherwise, please come out and slap yourself in the face. Xia City has been bragging for all these years. My bladder is about to explode. It's nothing if I explode a little! "
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