"Awoo …"
Let's start with a tiger's roar.
Don't laugh. Whether it looks like it or not, it's just to cheer up the brothers and sisters who have worked hard for a year.
Today is New Year's Eve. Tomorrow is the most important festival for us Chinese people — the Spring Festival.
I originally wanted to give New Year's greetings tomorrow, but on second thought, tomorrow is the first day of the New Year. I'm afraid there will be a lot of relatives and friends visiting tomorrow. I may not be able to see White Crane's New Year's greetings.
Although White Crane is a flying creature with wings, it is still very difficult for me, a White Crane, to rely on my own strength to fly …
It's really White Crane's regret that I can't fly in front of my friends and say "Happy New Year" in person!
For this reason, White Crane decided to lose weight starting next year.
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I suddenly remembered that tomorrow is next year. Well … let's drag it out a little longer. We'll talk about it later!
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It's the Year of the Tiger. Of course, we have to buy tigers for our children.
Our family bought three at once. One for Grandma, one for Grandma, one for Grandma, and one for White Crane.
The three tigers get along well with each other and there is no sign of jealousy. My daughter's attitude towards the three tigers was also very fair. She did not show any special preference for any one of them.
When she goes out, there is one on her head. When she sleeps, there is one under her head and one in her arms.
Every time I see these three tigers, my heart is very tangled.
The little guy is clearly a monkey. Why is she so fond of tigers?
Will her future other half be a tiger?
Ah … I'm thinking too far ahead. This matter seems to be far away. At least I don't have to think about it now.
But to be honest, I don't have a good impression of tigers.
The first day my daughter slept with a tiger, there was a sudden thunderous roar in the middle of the night, followed by a pear blossom in the rain. Her face was covered in tears.
That day, White Crane was really dizzy and almost collapsed on the spot.
He wanted to take the tiger away, but his daughter refused.
White Crane squinted and looked at the fierce-looking tiger. He thought to himself, "Don't be so smug. When the little guy doesn't like you anymore, I'll let you have a taste of what it's like to be torn apart by five horses …"
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Speaking of his daughter, White Crane thought of something new.
Winter vacation began on February 6th.
Back in the day, the White Crane had a special fondness for the winter holidays.
Why? Of course, it was because of the New Year.
She didn't have to study during the New Year, and she could play freely. She could even get lucky money (although it was pitifully little at that time).
However, when he became an adult, he did not like it anymore, especially when he had a daughter and entered kindergarten. Every winter and summer vacation was a difficult time for White Crane.
Since the child was at home, he definitely needed someone to take care of him. During the day, the White Crane would take care of him. He could only rely on the time he spent writing at night.
To be honest, it was already an amazing thing to be able to guarantee ten thousand chapters a day. Therefore, on this point, please forgive me, brothers and sisters.
The day before yesterday, I went to the group chat and was urged to write, so I covered my face and fled. That rumor of 300,000 manuscripts! You've caused me so much trouble …
Later, he would go and take a look to see who posted it.
White Crane covered his face and ran away in tears. Let's PK in real life!
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Fortunately, he could still sleep at noon every day. Otherwise, when the winter vacation was over, White Crane would not have to deliberately lose weight.
Oh, I suddenly remembered. I want to introduce a good way to lose weight to the brothers who are worried about being fat.
Hurry up and have a child, and then raise him personally. Don't let others do it. Then, when the child grows up, I think you can successfully achieve the goal of losing weight.
Children have the right to make noise at any time. It's simply unreasonable.
Although in Qidian, at least two out of ten protagonists are reborn, and there are various reasons for their rebirth, I think it's difficult for your love crystal to enjoy any of the treatment.
If you really meet a child who is not noisy and is born like a little adult. Then, congratulations, prepare to oppress him in the future, and let him earn money early for your retirement.
Sweat …
I went too far again.
In short, White Crane did not expect that there would be a day when White Crane would be afraid of winter and summer vacations. It seems that this year is the Year of the Tiger, then love it like a tiger ^ _ ^
After nagging so much, White Crane was very grateful to the brothers and sisters who clicked in and seriously read here. Really, thank you …
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Finally, I send White Crane's blessings!
The Year of the Tiger is a very auspicious year (in fact, no matter which year it is, I hope it is auspicious).
In the Year of the Tiger, White Crane wishes all brothers and sisters to be vigorous and vigorous, and to be happy!
I hope all the babies grow up to be strong and vigorous (Shotas and Lolis are so cute).
I hope all the teenagers grow up to be strong and sturdy (Well, women don't have to).
I hope all the middle-aged and elderly people are vigorous and fierce, and welcome the second spring of their lives (Don't think about evil, people who think about evil don't dream of divine armament).
This wish is very simple, but it is the best blessing that White Crane came up with himself.
Simply, a peaceful and happy life. This was the greatest blessing and wish of all … …
PS: A new look in the Year of the Tiger, please support the original version, so that White Crane can buy another tiger for the little guy ^ _ ^
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