Lou Cheng's heart ached for the girl's pain, but he was thousands of miles away and couldn't do anything. He wanted to comfort her, but he didn't know how to express it. After all, it was a private topic, so he was a little anxious, like a beast trapped in a small room, unable to find an exit.
At this moment, he had a flash of inspiration. He quickly logged out of QQ and logged into the computer, sending an emoji of smashing its own head with a brick. "I, I really didn't expect this. I've never come into contact with such things before …"
I've only seen it in health textbooks, some miscellaneous books, and some discussions …
After sending this message, he opened his phone and dialed Cai Zongming's number, asking for Talker's outside guidance.
Beep, beep, beep. When Yan Zheke's reply appeared, Cai Zongming also picked up the phone. "Hello, Cheng?"
"Talker, Talker, I have something to ask you!" Lou Cheng went straight to the point without any pleasantries.
At the same time, his eyes were fixed on the computer screen, seeing Yan Zheke's sneering emoji. "It would be strange if you were familiar with it …"
Lou Cheng held the phone in one hand and typed with one finger with the other. He asked casually, "Are girls especially in pain at this time?"
On the phone, Cai Zongming sneered. "What happened? You asked me in such a hurry, it must have something to do with your goddess! Good thing you didn't call me in the middle of the night, or I'll strangle you! "
"Haha." Lou Cheng laughed dryly. "Let me ask you, when a girl is not feeling well and it's not too serious, how should I express my concern?"
Yan Zheke's thing was a private matter, so it couldn't be told to other men!
At this time, Yan Zheke replied, "It depends on the person's physique. Some people are in so much pain that it lasts for a few days before it weakens. Some people feel nothing and can continue to drink cold drinks. For me, it was very painful on the first day, but I was fine on the second day."
Lou Cheng typed again with his finger and was about to say that if it was very painful, drinking hot water could relieve the pain.
"Hey hey, how to express concern in this situation varies from person to person, but there's one thing that can't be said, that is, don't let a girl drink hot water." Cai Zongming's tone was full of interest.
Uh … Lou Cheng stopped typing and deleted all the content he had typed. He added, "I'm still too naive to think that it's the same …"
While typing, he asked in bewilderment, "Why can't I say drink hot water? I think it's quite effective. Besides, she's spending the New Year in Jiangnan Province, which is more than a thousand kilometers away from me. I have no other choice. "
"There are actually many answers to this question on the Internet, but I don't think they are enough to get to the essence. Since we are friends, I'll teach you the Cai family's insights for free." Cai Zongming pretended to be a good teacher. "The essence of drinking hot water is how attentive you are. That is to say, girls don't look at what you say, what you answer, or what you do. Instead, they look at how attentive you are, how serious you are, and how concerned you are. That is the crux of the problem!"
Lou Cheng was perplexed.
"Say, say it more clearly. I don't quite understand."
At this time, Yan Zheke replied, "You've never had a female deskmate feel uncomfortable in high school?"
"Everyone feels uncomfortable sometimes …" Lou Cheng sent an innocent emoji and didn't have the ability to type more words.
At the other end of the phone, Cai Zongming explained, "Think about it. How long did you spend thinking and how much energy did you use to say the words' drink hot water '?"
"It happened in the blink of an eye. I almost said it when I thought of it." Lou Cheng seemed to understand.
Cai Zongming laughed and said, "Fortunately, you called me in time. You see, caring about a girl by drinking hot water doesn't even cost you a few brain cells. It doesn't even waste your time. Don't you think it's too perfunctory? Isn't it because you're not attentive enough? "
"Got it!" Lou Cheng suddenly understood.
Cai Zongming clicked his tongue and said, "You're worth teaching. So, even if you spend some brain cells to find a joke to tell a girl to divert her attention, it's still better than saying 'drink hot water'. Whether she laughs or not is another matter. At least she can see that you're trying to find something and not just saying perfunctory words. Since you understand the essence, isn't it easy to care about her? What's important is not what you say or do, but showing your attentiveness and attention in the process. "
"For example, what is the most attentiveness and attention? Book a plane ticket immediately, spend a night flying there, and show up at her door early the next morning. If her condition is not better, take her to the hospital and take care of her. If her condition is better, bring her some of her favorite breakfast and cook for her in the kitchen. Of course, if you don't have a certain degree of relationship, you have to be careful when you use it. If she has no money, you have to be even more careful when you use it …"
"Damn, Casanova, listening to your words is better than ten years of books!" Lou Cheng listened carefully and praised while looking at the content on the computer screen.
Yan Zheke replied, "Are you guys all so slow? When I was in No.1 Middle School, there was a girl in my class who had her period. Her face was very pale, but her deskmate didn't notice it at all. He even wanted her to continue bringing breakfast for him.
"I always bring breakfast for people …" Lou Cheng typed one letter after another.
Hearing his praise, Cai Zongming snorted and said, "I've already taught you the essence of the mental cultivation method of the Cai family. As for how to use it, it depends on your comprehension! That's all I can help you with! "
Lou Cheng sincerely shouted, "Hey!"
"Talker! You're my idol! "
"Get lost! Don't think you can get away with such a praise! Treat me to a big meal when school starts! "Cai Zongming said" fiercely "and hung up the phone.
Putting down the phone, Lou Cheng saw that Yan Zheke had not replied. He realized that the content he sent while talking on the phone and chatting on QQ seemed to be a little perfunctory.
He immediately added, "After hearing what you said, I seem to understand one thing. It's a problem that has been bothering me for a long time!"
This was indeed an inspiration from the content on Yan Zheke's previous post. However, there were too many words and it was not suitable for a finger gesture.
"What's the matter?" Yan Zheke replied with a puzzled emoji.
Lou Cheng sent a shocked emoji and said, "Once, my deskmate seemed to be very uncomfortable. She asked for sick leave and went home after class. The girl behind me helped her and tied her own clothes around her waist. I was puzzled at that time. I said that my deskmate was cold and needed clothes to keep her warm. Why did she tie the clothes around her waist and hang down to her thighs? What's the use of it? When the girl behind me came back from sending her off, I asked her about it. She just rolled her eyes at me. "
"I didn't understand until today. So it was that. The clothes were to cover the traces!"
It should be like what the advertisement said, penetrating …
"Haha, it's good that I didn't scold you." Yan Zheke replied.
Lou Cheng saw that his topic seemed to cheer her up a little and became more confident. He asked according to Little Ming's theory, "Is your stomach still very painful?"
"Yes." Yan Zheke answered briefly.
Lou Cheng sent a smiling emoji and said, "I know a way to help you relieve the pain."
"What's the way?" Yan Zheke sent a surprised emoji.
Lou Cheng replied, "The great diversion method! As long as you don't think about the stomachache, you won't feel too bad. "
"Although I don't think it will work very well, let's give it a try. Who knows? What are you going to use to divert my attention? "Yan Zheke sent a pitiful emoji.
Lou Cheng thought for a while and said, "I'll sacrifice myself and tell you my embarrassing story!"
"Haha, how embarrassing?" Yan Zheke sent an emoji of a cute cat waiting for food.
"At the beginning of September, when the military training was held, those who performed well in formation and marching would participate in the final report performance, right?"
"Little Ming deliberately walked very badly. After being punished by the instructor several times, he still didn't get better. As a junior, he was kicked out of the performance team and began to take on the 'heavy responsibility' of carrying food, washing pots and sweeping the floor. He didn't need to train and could hide in the shade of a tree to have a rest."
"After that, I was led astray by him. When the instructor was selecting people, I deliberately walked poorly and failed to be selected. Then I joined the logistics team."
Lou Cheng typed one sentence after another so as not to distract Yan Zheke's attention from the stomachache again if the interval between typing was too long.
"And then? This will only make people envious, not embarrassing. "Yan Zheke asked.
Lou Cheng sent a sad face emoji.
"After a few days of happy days, the instructor gathered us together and took us to another toilet. He said there were too many classes living in this camp and it was dirty inside. Those who didn't participate in the report performance had to work harder and do more cleaning."
"Little Ming and I went in and almost vomited."
Yan Zheke sent a laughing emoji. "That's for being lazy! Now you know what retribution is! "
Lou Cheng replied with a crying emoji. "When we came out to take a few breaths of fresh air, the instructor said proudly that the quality of the students in Songcheng University was good, unlike the students in the previous school who thought the toilets were dirty and settled in the ponds and bushes behind. I asked them to pick up and sweep the floor by themselves … Before he finished, Little Ming and I really vomited. Luckily, we didn't vomit."
"So disgusting. We girls took turns to carry food and sweep the floor. We paid more attention. Fortunately." Yan Zheke sent an emoji with blinking eyes. "It seems to be useful to divert attention. Any other embarrassing stories?"
Lou Cheng racked his brains and picked out the embarrassing moments from his childhood that didn't affect his image. He told her one by one, which made Yan Zheke very interested and happy. She seemed to have forgotten part of her pain.
"Cheng, any more?" Yan Zheke was like Lou Cheng who always listened to his mother's stories when he was a child.
Lou Cheng's mind went blank. He felt that he had said all he could. After thinking hard again, he said, "No more … Shall we use other ways to divert attention?"
Yan Zheke sent a smiling emoji. "My stomach doesn't hurt that much. I can try to sleep. When I wake up tomorrow, I'll be a good man again! Cheng, can you sing? Sing me a song. I'll fall asleep listening to it. "
This was a rare request from Yan Zheke. Lou Cheng said without hesitation, "Yes. Although it's not very nice, at least it's not out of tune. Which one do you want to listen to?"
After sending the message, he logged out of QQ and logged in with his mobile phone.
"You choose." Yan Zheke sent a sneering emoji.
Lou Cheng thought for a while and opened the voice message. He blurted out, "Twinkle twinkle little star, the sky is full of little stars …"
"Haha, you're so funny. Go on." Yan Zheke replied with a voice message. She was obviously in a good mood.
"Stars in the sky …" Lou Cheng suddenly changed the melody. "Join the Big Dipper!"
"Pfft!" Yan Zheke sent a "I'm dying of laughter" emoji.
The song echoed in the room one after another. After a long time, Yan Zheke said, "Cheng, I'm very happy today. Good night ~"
"Good night, see you tomorrow!" Lou Cheng said with a smile and sent a voice message.
Yan Zheke replied with a voice message. She said in a joking and commercial tone, "Big Baby, see you every day ~"
Even if this wasn't enough to explain much, Lou Cheng was still very happy. A smile filled his face.
Hehe, see you every day!
Right, what's today's date? I'll write it down in my "little notebook". This is the key information!
After Yan Zheke fell asleep, he laughed for a long time and suddenly came to himself.
"Damn! There's a competition tomorrow. I still have a lot of martial arts videos to watch! "
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