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"Solve your doubts and help you become a Buddha?"
"That's right. I asked Master Bodhidharma for help. He said that I'm not fated enough, so he can't help me. He asked me to guard the knife here and wait for hundreds of years. A hundred years later, someone who is fated with Buddha will come here and I will be able to help him. After hundreds of years, you guys really came. It seems like Master Bodhidharma didn't lie to me. You guys are the ones who will help me, "Chi Kong 'er said excitedly.
"Why do I feel like you were deceived by Master Bodhidharma to be his guard for hundreds of years …" Ying Feiyang squinted.
"How is it possible? Master Bodhidharma said you guys would come and you guys did come. It's just like what he said. How did he lie to me? Chi Kong 'er said with a confused look.
Lu Tianlan thought to herself, "This fool. Bodhidharma can coax him, so can I." Then she said, "Alright, after I solve your doubts, I can take the knife away. Then tell me what your doubts are."
Chi Kong 'er said seriously, "Ever since I became a human, I don't know why I've been unhappy. I can't smile anymore. If you guys let me smile, then my doubts will be solved."
"With a face like yours and a brain like yours, and being trapped here alone for hundreds of years, it would be strange if I'm happy. But what does making you smile have to do with solving your doubts and helping you become a Buddha? "Lu Tianlan said.
"You don't understand? When the Buddha pinched a flower and smiled, everyone fell silent. Only the venerable Kasyapa broke his countenance and smiled. Master Bodhidharma also imitated the Buddha and smiled in front of me while pinching a flower, but I couldn't smile. How could I break through the barrier in my heart, comprehend the dharma and become a Buddha on the spot? "Chi Kong 'er said boldly.
Lu Tianlan laughed and scolded, "Maha Kasyapa knows how to smile because he has comprehended something in his heart. But it's hard to explain and there's no need to say it out loud. Therefore, he also smiles at me to show that he understands me. He smiled because he understood it first. But you put the cart before the horse. You think you can understand it when you smile! "
Chi Kong 'er said, "You are not Jia Ye, how do you know if he first comprehended and then laughed, or if he only comprehended after laughing?"
"You idiot, really …" Lu Tianlan wanted to refute. However, he realized that he had actually asked him a question, and he didn't know how to respond.
Who Shi Wo said, "Looks like the rumors are not false. Although this Chi Kong 'er's natural disposition is chaotic, he is born with a one-track mind. Even eminent monks are often stumped by his questions. Laowu, you're probably still lacking when it comes to talking to him. "
"Hmph!" Lu Tianlan snorted and stopped talking. Who Is My Master continued, "There are three schools in Buddhism, namely 'Precepts', 'Concentration' and 'Wisdom'. The trial of the Sea of Bitterness required one to give up their evil ways and repent for their wrongdoings. As for the trial of the Blurred Light Mirror Formation. Those who are neither happy nor sad will be able to get out of it. Both of them coincide with the words' Precepts' and 'Concentration'. It seems that the third trial is to test whether one can break through the mystique and have the great wisdom of the human heart. "
Lu Tianlan said, "Hmph, fine. Since you said that as long as you smile, you can get rid of your doubts and cultivate the Buddha body. If I ask you to smile, will you give me the saber? "
Chi Kong 'er pointed at the tightly closed stone lotus and said, "Yes, the saber is in this stone lotus, and this stone lotus is one with me. When my heart blooms, the lotus blooms, and the Commandment Saber of Killing will appear again. "
Lu Tianlan said, "In this case, I'll tell you a joke. Listen carefully and go over. A farmer went to ask a charlatan when it would rain. After a long time, the charlatan gave the farmer a folded note and said, 'Because the mysteries of heaven cannot be revealed, you can only open it on the day it rains.' After a while, it really rained. The farmer opened the note and saw that it said, 'It will rain today.' The farmer slapped his thigh and exclaimed, 'So accurate!' " Lu Tianlan told this joke to mock Chi Kong 'er. Chi Kong' er waited here for hundreds of years, but she still thought that everything was within Dharma's deduction. After telling this joke, she felt very happy. Lu Tianlan couldn't help but laugh so hard that tears almost came out. But after laughing for a while, he realized that he was the only one laughing. Ying Feiyang, Ji Yaoyue, and Chi Kong 'er were all stupefied. Only Who Was His Master forced a smile as a reward to protect his face.
"Why, don't you think it's funny?" Lu Tianlan said in surprise.
"It's a joke from many years ago. I've heard it for a long time. Don't you have anything new?" Ying Feiyang said disdainfully.
Seeing that he couldn't even make them laugh, let alone Chi Kong 'er, Lu Tianlan said angrily, "The one just now doesn't count. I told another one, but it said …" Lu Tianlan told a few more jokes. But his sense of humor was low to begin with, and the jokes were all clichés. He kept laughing at himself, but the others rarely responded, not to mention Chi Kong' er. There was no smile on her chubby face.
Lu Tianlan had to give up after a long time without success. He asked Who Was His Master for help, "Boss, we just high-fived. You said you would help! Now it's your turn. "
Who Was His Master was in a dilemma, "Well, I'm just like you. I'm full of old jokes. Even if I tell them, it's useless. I'd better give it to this young man." He glanced at Ying Feiyang.
Seeing Who Was His Master kick the ball, Ying Feiyang shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "Okay, I got it. It's my turn again, right?"
Lu Tianlan said coldly, "You're a smart man. You should know what to do at this time. Don't slack off and try to stop me from taking the saber. If you tell a joke that even I don't think is funny, you should know the consequences."
Ying Feiyang glanced at him with faint disdain and said, "To make you laugh? That's too easy …" But Ying Feiyang cleared his throat softly and became spirited. He said in a vigorous voice, "Old Zhang at the north of the city saw his wife flirting with his neighbor, Old Wang. He suspected that the two of them were having an affair, so he started to fight with Old Wang. When they were fighting fiercely, he suddenly saw his son pick up a wooden stick and come forward, saying, 'Father, I'm coming to help you.' Old Zhang was overjoyed. Sure enough, father and son are the soldiers in battle.
Then, he blacked out. "Ying Feiyang's joke came to an abrupt end. The demons thought that the joke had no beginning or end. But after thinking about it, Lu Tianlan and Who Was His Master laughed. Ji Yaoyue also spat and covered her mouth to laugh. But after laughing for a long time, Chi Kong Er still did not respond. Instead, he asked, "That Jianghu warlock can be considered as a real spirit. Is he a master like Dharma?"
It turned out that he had not understood the meaning of the first joke after such a long time.
The demons slowly looked at each other, and then Ying Feiyang sighed, "It turns out that demons don't laugh because they can't find a funny point at all." Having figured this out, Ying Feiyang was not discouraged. He told a few more jokes that were easy to understand. Although Ying Feiyang used to be a poor Taoist, he was used to listening to the jokes of the people in the market. Although he only picked up some simple jokes, he was very eloquent. When he told jokes, his eyebrows danced and his expression was lively, making the demons laugh non-stop.
However, no matter how much he talked, his mouth was dry. It was still futile in front of Chi Kong Er, so he had to stop and take a breath.
Lu Tianlan had also laughed enough. Her eyes began to turn cold. She whispered to Who Was His Master, "This demon has a wooden fish brain that is fully enlightened, boss. Let's not dance with Old Baldy Dharma. "
"What do you mean?"
"Just like before, break it with force. You and I will work together to subdue him." The two demons did not pass the Sea of Bitterness and the Illusory Matrix because they had achieved the two words "Abstinence" and "Concentration". Instead, they found another way. At this time, Lu Tianlan did not want to delay any longer and was about to use force.
Who Was His Master was a dignified person. He did not want to work together to bully a silly demon, but since he had promised to help. He could only nod.
After getting permission, Lu Tianlan suddenly rose up while Chi Kong Er was still thinking about the jokes. She was as fast as lightning. She stretched out her palm into a claw and attacked Chi Kong Er.
Who Was His Master sighed, "Sorry!" He raised his fist and a strong pressure filled the world, blocking Chi Kong Er's way of retreat. One of the two demons was calm, while the other was fast. Although they had not worked together for a long time, their tacit understanding was not reduced at all. When this move was used, even the four demon kings did not dare to neglect it.
Chi Kong Er was a famous big demon hundreds of years ago. But he could not be compared with the four demon kings. While he was distracted, his head was grabbed by Lu Tianlan's claw. Lu Tianlan's movement was so fast that Ying Feiyang did not even have the chance to remind him. Chi Kong Er was already controlled.
"Idiot, open this stone lotus for me," Lu Tianlan shouted.
"You. What are you doing? This stone lotus is not something that I can open just because I want to. "Chi Kong Er's fat face looked frightened and wronged.
Lu Tianlan said with a bloodthirsty smile, "You said that the lotus will bloom when the heart is open, but I don't know if the lotus will bloom when the brain is open!" After saying that, she clenched her five fingers and was about to crush Chi Kong Er's brain.
Chi Kong Er's body turned into a ray of light and disappeared. Then, the stone lotus bloomed into a golden lotus. The lotus bloomed, and Chi Kong Er sat in it unscathed. He said angrily, "You guys are so ruthless. You are indeed not good demons!"
"Aren't you the same? I heard that you also killed many monks on your path of seeking Dharma because you could not win a debate." Lu Tianlan did not seem too surprised to see Chi Kong Er reborn.
"I, I am different. Proof is also a way to prove Dharma. Those monks could not defeat me, so they were wrong!" Chi Kong Er shouted. He then raised his hand and pinched his fingers. Suddenly, a golden lotus bloomed on top of his head. It had eight petals and was dazzling. Then, it turned into petals that floated towards Lu Tianlan like rain.
The move was sacred and solemn. It was beautiful and there was no murderous intent at all. Lu Tianlan could not help but praise, "Good fellow, you idiot. You are actually a Demon and Buddha Dual Cultivator, just like me! Boss, I will go first. You stay at the side and test him out for me! "
Lu Tianlan shook his body in the air and the Glazed Gem Form appeared again. At the same time, he reached out with his claws again. He used his unique skill, the Great Searching God Claw. Five on the left and five on the right, a total of ten finger rays interweaved into a net and covered Chi Kong Er's head, wrapping the rain of petals in the net. The two forces collided and actually canceled each other out.
"Good, you stupid demon. You can actually cultivate the Lotus Saint Technique to the Ninth Grade Golden Lotus Realm. You are really a shame to those bald monks!" Lu Tianlan praised again.
Before Chi Kong 'er became a demon, he grew up in the lotus pond of the temple. Day and night, he was influenced by the teachings of Buddhism. Under the influence of what he saw and heard, he actually learned the' Lotus Flower Saint Technique ', a divine technique of Buddhism. His nature was chaotic and pure, and his original form was a lotus flower. The' Lotus Flower Saint Technique 'was the most suitable technique for him. Therefore, although he was stupid, his skills were not lacking.
However, Lu Tianlan was not afraid of him. He moved faster and faster. He surrounded Chi Kong Er and attacked. He was so fast that he left thousands of afterimages.
Chi Kong Er sat steadily on the stone lotus. He did not move. His palms were like lotus petals. Qi lotuses bloomed continuously around him, blocking Lu Tianlan's attack.
Ying Feiyang, Ji Yaoyue and Shi Wo were all watching the battle. At this moment, Ying Feiyang said, "Miss Ji, in your opinion, who do you think is better?"
Ji Yaoyue said, "Currently, Lu Tianlan has the upper hand. Chi Kong Er may have a tight defense, but as the saying goes, a long defense is bound to fail. With Lu Tianlan's lightning-fast movement technique, it is only a matter of time before he shows his weakness."
"In your opinion, the Commandment Blade of Kill will really fall into Lu Tianlan's hands?"
Ji Yaoyue sneered, "How is that possible? Since Bodhidharma has made him the last guardian, how can he be defeated so easily?"
Sure enough, just as Ji Yaoyue had said, Chi Kong'er was gradually forced into a fluster. His defense was full of openings, and there were a few times when he was almost hit. However, after dodging the first few attacks, his openings were reduced once again. He even switched from defending himself to attacking and defending at the same time, gradually recovering from his disadvantage.
However, everyone could clearly see that it was not Chi Kong 'er who had become stronger, but Lu Tianlan who had become weaker. The two demons had been fighting for a long time, and Lu Tianlan had already become exhausted, but Chi Kong' er's genuine Qi seemed to be inexhaustible. Golden lotuses bloomed one after another, and Lu Tianlan was actually suppressed.
After a while, Lu Tianlan looked like he could not hold on any longer. Several golden lotuses hit him from the gaps. Although most of the force was offset by his extremely fast movement technique, the corner of his mouth was still red. He was not far from defeat.
At this moment, Shi Wo said, "His soul is attached to the stone lotus, which is connected to the underground veins. Naturally, his genuine Qi is endless. Only by separating him from the stone lotus can we have a chance to win."
Shi Wo was experienced. Moreover, he was an onlooker. After observing for a long time, he pointed out the clues as soon as he spoke.
Lu Tianlan raised his head and shouted, "Thank you for your advice." Then he turned around in the air. His body spun at a high speed like a top. He was so fast that the wind was overflowing and the water was turbulent. He actually formed a tornado in this underground waterway.
"Come on, you fool. Take my move 'Rolling Straight Up'!" The move 'Rolling Straight Up' turned his body into a tornado. The force was so strong that Ji Yaoyue and Ying Feiyang almost lost their balance under the tornado. Chi Kong Er was shrouded by the tornado and his body was not free to float in the air.
But Chi Kong Er also changed his move. He gathered his ten fingers and made a lotus seal. He attacked upward with the help of the suction force. It was the most offensive move of the Lotus Saint Skill, 'Lotus Flower Holy Light Cloud Road'. With the addition of the two forces, Chi Kong Er's move was more powerful. Countless lotus petals moved along with him. Several water columns were attracted by his force and rose into the sky, forming a huge water lotus. Then the water lotus closed and blocked Lu Tianlan's way of retreat.
Seeing that a strong move was coming, Lu Tianlan shouted, "How can it be so easy!" Then the light of treasure flowed on his body and the Glaze Dharmakaya appeared. It was the Thousand-Hand Guanyin with a thousand hands, each holding an instrument against the golden lotuses in the sky.
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