"Daoist, I feel that you've changed a lot recently." Lei Dazhuang really had this feeling. His brother seemed to have changed into a different body when he started training.
"I also feel that I've become more handsome recently," Tang Shidao calmly replied.
"F * ck! I take back my words. You haven't changed. It's just that my eyesight has gone bad. " Hearing such a familiar retort, Lei Dazhuang was relieved. His good brother had become stronger and more diligent in his studies. He was still the same person, the formula was still the same formula, the seasoning was still the same seasoning, and the preservative was still the same.
As long as his brother didn't change, he wouldn't be afraid even if he changed.
"Tell me, what do you want to fart with your butt up?" Tang Shidao knew Lei Dazhuang's character very well. This person was usually just looking for a beating. It was very difficult for him to talk seriously.
"F * ck, can't I be a decent person just because I'm a grass? Although I'm a bit far from being a decent person, I've already tried my best to get closer to that direction. " Lei Dazhuang had a disease that would kill him if he didn't talk badly. Really, it was quite serious. "Daoist, let's get down to business. We just made a bet with the top students of Class 311. We have a chance to win a week's worth of free supper. "
Tang Shidao was speechless. Why didn't you just say that you might lose a week's worth of supper?
Lei Dazhuang quickly added, "Don't worry, I've already thought about it. With the strength of Class 314, there's no way we'll lose. Isn't there a school anniversary celebration in a few days? Every class has to come up with a program to liven up the atmosphere. This time, we'll use mobile phones to vote democratically. I guarantee that it won't be fake. We'll bet with Class 311. Whoever has the highest number of votes will win. Whoever loses will have to treat them to a week's worth of supper. Do you think a bunch of nerds can compare to us? This time, we'll definitely win, hahahaha. "
"Before I bury you alive, let me ask you something. What's your plan?"
"That still needs a plan. Don't worry, we'll definitely win." Lei Dazhuang's size was not proportional to his brain. With a height of 1.95 meters, he was strong and slightly plump. There was no other person in the entire Tea City who could compare to him. Unfortunately, his brain was probably only a spoonful of brain.
Tang Shidao was also very desperate.
No plan?
Let's not talk about Class 1's excellent grades. They also know piano, violin, accordion, electronic organ, guqin, yangqin, yuqin, and horse head zither. How can you compete with them? Not to mention their own abilities, the top students of the class were born with a high and mighty aura. . Even if everyone's performance, the mobile phone voting...
Democratic voting is the greatest injustice!
"That's not right. Why would our Grade 12 class be involved in such a situation? Didn't we say that we should prioritize our studies?" Tang Shidao thought of the main point. . How...................
"I took the initiative to sign up," Lei Dazhuang said confidently.
...... you.................. to tell me............ ...................................................
"They wanted to find Beauty Bai to perform with them, so I took the initiative to support them. That's all." Lei Dazhuang said as if it was a matter of fact.
. Tang Shidao believed him. Lei Dazhuang's recklessness had never been low.
Besides, The White Beauty was involved. It would be strange if the male animals in the class did not explode with testosterone.
Speaking of The White Beauty.
She was also a girl in Class 314. Her appearance was a disaster, and her status was a national treasure. She was the goddess that the 24 male animals swore to protect for life … which meant that the swimsuit photos on their hard drive would never be deleted! Tang Shidao remembered that when he was in Grade 10, he would also blush when he looked at The White Beauty. Now, his impression was indescribable. After all, a mage's perspective was different from that of a human's.
The White Beauty's surname was Bai.
She was pink and cute from a young age. Her skin was fairer than most people's, so she was named "Beauty" by her parents. She continued to be beautiful when she grew up. Now, she had grown to the level of a femme fatale. The White Beauty's parents were very ordinary office workers. It was rumored that The White Beauty was protected by a noble, so she was not harassed until now.
In terms of life.
The White Beauty's grades were not bad, but they were not bad. Her cooking was not good, but it was not bad. Her drawing was not good, but it was not bad either. She liked to sing, but it was not bad either … In short, The White Beauty had no other good points except that she was extremely beautiful.
It was unfortunate.
For the male animals in high school, as long as she was beautiful, they did not need any other good points.
"I have three plans, which one do you want to hear?" Tang Shidao knew what kind of mentality the male animals had when they protected the class belle. Speaking of which, if you were not crazy, you would not be able to call yourself a teenager if you wasted your youth like this.
"The best plan?"
"Bury you alive. Dead people tell no tales, so you won't lose." Tang Shidao did not hold back. He had nothing better to do anyway.
"Let's talk about the second plan."
"After burying you alive, dig you out and bury you again in a different hiding place. They won't be able to find you." Tang Shidao optimized his previous plan.
"The worst plan is not to dig you out and throw you into the sea, right?" Lei Dazhuang felt that he was going to lose.
"No."
"Then what's the worst plan?"
"You go on stage and sing!" Tang Shidao said seriously.
"Then you might as well bury me alive." Lei Dazhuang stomped his feet. Singing was too far away from him. It was about the distance between Earth Emperor Planet and Moon Emperor Planet. If he was allowed to sing at the top of his lungs, he did not know how many people would survive in the school anniversary celebration. Half a song could make the owner of the karaoke hall free of charge. How could an ordinary person withstand such power?
"You only know now that you are going to lose." Tang Shidao was so angry that he laughed.
"Teacher Yang said we could win." Lei Dazhuang was not convinced.
"Emperor Qin said he was not dead and asked you to transfer money. Why didn't you do it? Tell me, how did your class teacher fool you? "Tang Shidao wanted to hear the adults' reasoning.
"Teacher Yang said … about the performance, based on our looks, we must write a good script, plan it carefully, rehearse it carefully, work together seriously, and use 200% of our strength to do it well. Otherwise, there will be nothing to see. We are not far away from the college entrance examination. We can't waste time like this. So, there is a simpler way. Find a beauty and let her go on stage. She doesn't have to waste her energy. Just twist a few times and she will win. " Lei Dazhuang was serious. He added, "This is Teacher Yang's experience after many years of teaching. It's fine."
Tang Shidao was speechless when he heard such a reasonable explanation.
The White Beauty wanted to go on stage and twist a few times.
She would definitely win.
"Is she willing to go on stage?" Tang Shidao felt a little hope.
"No." Lei Dazhuang poured a bucket of cold water on him.
Fine.
Science proved once again that Earth Emperor Planet was round. Everything was back to square one!
Back in the classroom.
Tang Shidao saw that the male students were looking at him expectantly. Don't misunderstand. Tang Shidao was the best at League of Legends. The students who were addicted to the game thought that he was omnipotent. He had solved one or two troublesome problems before, so he was a steady Thunder Hero. He was just like Lei Dazhuang in class. Although his mouth was annoying, it was not to the point of being annoying. The key was that his body gave them a sense of security. The students needed this kind of brainless assault team leader.
The final battle was imminent.
Tang Shidao calculated the strength of his "teammates." Well, the chances of winning were a little high. It was about to break through 0.1%.
Compared to the tall, rich, and handsome top students of Class One, all the members of Class 314 had the qualification to be a member of the Trash Team. For example, the best class monitor, Wang Hui, had good grades, a good family background, a good face, and a good temper. He basically had no flaws. The only flaw was that he was short!
The word "short". Was it a critical hit?
Not yet?
There was another student named Wang Xiaohui in the class. His name was one word different. He was more than 1.8 meters tall.
It was a fatal blow, right?
There was no harm if there was no comparison. In the three years from Grade One to Grade Three, the class monitor, Wang Hui, and Wang Xiaohui did not take a photo together. From this point of view, the class monitor was still very tough. He actually endured for three years and did not transfer schools.
Let's talk about his other comrades.
Sports Hu Dong, strong and healthy, but ugly!
Language representative Song Shu, cultured and knowledgeable, but fat!
The mathematics representative, Zhao Qi, was smart and had excellent results. However, he was crazy!
His best friend Lei Dazhuang, tall and strong, came from a rich family, but cheap mouth! Stupid! Impulsive! Stubborn! Likes to cause trouble … Omitting 100 points below. Actually, he also had a fatal weakness: Poor! This group of people could not even win against a student from the top class, yet they wanted to challenge another class. Hehe, this was really more difficult than Zu Long's men's soccer team wanting to win the World Cup.
"What are you afraid of? So what if it's Class One? Don't be a coward." Lei Dazhuang had a good habit. Without saying anything, he took out his wallet. It was the style of a nouveau riche.
His meaning was obvious.
If they lost, no one would have to pay for it. He would pay for supper. However, they could lose, but they could not back down!
When the students saw this, they were immediately relieved and sang "It doesn't matter" loudly.
Everyone's eyes said, "You can have fun with Tang Shidao. We can be responsible for raising the flag and cheering."
Seeing the performance of this group of stupid teammates, Tang Shidao suddenly felt like laughing. Speaking of which, what should a Grade Three student be like? Grade Three students should be like this: If you're not convinced, just do it, don't back down! Young people are not impulsive. You'll be hot-blooded when you're eighty years old. Being brainless was not something a mage should do. However, it was completely in line with his identity as a Grade Three student.
This was the true taste of life.
Facing the tall, rich, and handsome students of Class One, did they need to "ask the gentleman how many worries he has?"?
No!
When it came to performance, Tang Shidao could totally make a cameo appearance as a magician and transform into a crow or a wolf. If he used the Elementary Transformation Spell, it would not be a problem to perform a magic show that shocked the world. It was impossible for them to lose a mere school anniversary program. It just depended on how they were going to enjoy this "don't back down, just do it" youth life.
"Fatty, let's go out and talk." Tang Shidao thought for a moment and decided not to make too much of a scene.
They left the classroom and went to the roof.
Tang Shidao saw that there was no one around and said, "Fatty, help me get some of these things. I have a way to make a good show. You'll be responsible for finding a training venue. Just practice with me for a few nights. "
Lei Dazhuang was a bit surprised. "Okay, the things and the venue are easy. But you can do it. I've never seen you do this before. "
Tang Shidao did not explain. "You'll know tonight whether I can or not. Remember, don't find a place too far away, and don't tell anyone about our preparation. If you want to win, keep your mouth shut, understand? I'm guessing that Class One has a good show waiting for us. Ask Zhao Qi to investigate. He's crazy, but he's several times smarter than you. "
Lei Dazhuang made an OK gesture, indicating that they would definitely win.
At night.
Tang Shidao entered the Sorcerer's Web and looked for interesting illusion spells.
"Wait a minute, young man. Give me one point of magic and I'll give you a big gift for free. "The scarecrow rarely spoke.
"No." Tang Shidao had been tricked too many times. He decided to let the bullets fly for a while.
"You've become smarter? Not bad. Here's your gift. It's a pile of alchemy materials and an alchemy workbench. The other party paid two points of magic in advance. One for him and one for you, so you don't have to pay. "The scarecrow was indeed tricking him. He probably really took Tang Shidao's gift.
"There's no free lunch in the world. Who's the other party? What does he want? "
"He's called a green-eyed fox, a half-beast. He wants to be friends with you." The scarecrow took the money and naturally conveyed the message without missing a word.
Tang Shidao was puzzled.
The Sorcerers on the Sorcerer's Web usually used nicknames or races. The other party was called a green-eyed fox and was a half-beast. It must be a very smart race. The mission was worth two points of magic, the alchemy workbench was worth five points, and the pile of materials was worth no less than 30 points. In total, the other party gave him 37 points of gifts for free.
The other party didn't have any requests. This was more troublesome than 'having a request'.
Debts were easy to repay!
Favors were hard to repay!
"Can you tell me the reason?" Tang Shidao asked.
"One point of magic," the scarecrow immediately answered. It was still the same attitude, the same tone, and the same personality.
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