"Give me a Limb Regeneration book." Tang Shidao threw a healing spell at Prince Zhou to test it out. Sure enough, Prince Zhou's broken arm did not recover.
"Thank you for 1 point." The scarecrow liked consumers who bought and bought without a word.
"Give me another Youth Recovery book." Tang Shidao did not cast Limb Regeneration on Prince Zhou because it was not the right time to do so. If Prince Zhou woke up with a healthy body, the people around him would definitely be scared out of their wits. Looking at this guy dressed in ancient clothing, who knew if there were eight or ten girls around him.
"Thank you for 2 points. Let me remind you, there are many Youth Recovery Potions. This spell is expensive and useless. "
It was the same as usual.
The scarecrow would still remind you, but it would only remind you after receiving the money.
Tang Shidao ignored it. The color of this scarecrow's heart, liver, lungs, and kidneys were very clear. For mages who did not spend money, it would not even look at them. In the scarecrow's eyes, mages who did not earn money or spend money were all trash. Only those who constantly earned money and spent money were normal.
Thinking about it, this was not wrong.
Mages either earned magic power or bought spells … If you did neither, what was the point of living?
"I'll help him pay off his debt." Tang Shidao pulled Prince Zhou away from the scarecrow. Who knew if its stinginess was contagious. As soon as he took a step, he immediately found that the scarecrow had taken away 4 points of his magic power, but he immediately had another debtor: Prince Zhou.
There was no such thing as a free lunch in the Mage Network!
Prince Zhou did not owe the scarecrow, but the creditor became himself.
"Thank you, Great Mage Tang." Prince Zhou was probably driven crazy by the scarecrow. He actually said thank you to another creditor.
"Don't call me Great Mage, I'm just a high-level mage. Tell me, what's the matter with you? "Tang Shidao corrected him. He was very curious how someone could be so miserable.
This was the Mage Network.
Except for the dead, no one could make a name for themselves.
Prince Zhou sighed first.
Yes.
It was a classic action, a classic expression, just like the helpless tone of the male lead in countless TV commercials.
Third-rate director, eighteenth-rate actor.
Everything was fine.
"I am the Fourth Prince of the Zhou Dynasty …"
"Wait a minute, which continent are you on?" Tang Shidao interrupted.
"Continent? Master Tang, I don't quite understand. Do you mean the earth beneath my feet? I'm not too sure. I was born in the Great Zhou Dynasty and grew up in the Great Zhou Dynasty. I've never traveled out of the palace. Hearing others say that the earth is a sphere, I found it strange … "Prince Zhou muttered, and the smell of 'tribal aboriginals' assaulted their nostrils.
Tang Shidao was speechless. Are you really a sorcerer?
Don't tell me you didn't leave the Novice Village.
You didn't even leave the village head's house.
"Stop. I'll ask, and you'll answer. "Tang Shidao felt that he would go crazy if he continued to listen. This primitive man was too difficult to communicate with.
"Alright." When Prince Zhou heard this, he actually let out a sigh of relief.
Since when did you become so meek and submissive?
"First question, where do you think the Sorcerer's Web is? Don't think about it. What are you thinking at this moment? "Tang Shidao asked quickly.
"The celestial world," Prince Zhou answered in a second, confirming his identity as a native.
"Second question, what kind of person do you think I am?"
"Celestial … Great Celestial," Prince Zhou added.
"How did you lose your arm?"
"The first time I entered, this grass immortal asked me to choose my religion. I worshipped Mother Earth, so I chose Earth God. Then … how could I not tell you the celestial spell bestowed by the heavens? "
"You don't have to tell me, and you definitely can't tell me." Tang Shidao was speechless. This guy didn't even know about innate spells.
"Alright. Then I obtained … Yes, obtained a celestial spell bestowed by the heavens. In the end, I chose a group of skeletons as my opponents, and they became my test to ascend to the ranks of immortals. Because my celestial spell wasn't effective, I lost an arm in this battle. After that, the grass immortal gave me a few chances, but I didn't grasp them well. Although I'm a prince, I'm only obsessed with poetry and literature. My martial path cultivation is too shallow … "
"Enough." Tang Shidao interrupted. "What happened after you went back for the first time?"
"Speaking of which, it was a blessing in disguise. I was attacked by bandits, and I drove a car to escape. I accidentally fell off a cliff, but I didn't die and only lost an arm. I … "
"Enough." Tang Shidao understood.
Prince Zhou passed.
Although he was just a 'fool', he really passed.
Back then.
If he passed and lost an arm to a skeleton, then the falling chandelier would also unscientifically cut off his arm. The Web of Sorcerers was so unreasonable. The result of the first life and death test was the result of survival. If he didn't learn how to regrow his limbs, the crippled sorcerer could only live with a crippled body.
He continued to ask.
Prince Zhou explained his recent encounters one by one.
First.
After losing his arm, his imperial father's heart ached, but after a few days of consolation, he threw it to the back of his mind. The bandits who chased after him were quickly solved. The most valiant second imperial brother personally led an army to kill them, not leaving a single one alive. His eldest imperial brother used his serious injuries as an excuse to let him rest and not participate in the ancestral worship. His third imperial brother made a story about how he was bound to have good fortune after surviving a disaster and spread it throughout the country.
Although there seemed to be something wrong, his imperial brothers who were originally unfriendly to him became friendly to him.
They gave him money.
They gave him beauties.
They gave him famous horses and mansions.
His life was so comfortable that it couldn't be any more comfortable.
They looked like brothers, but his imperial father seemed a little disappointed.
In the past two years.
Prince Zhou feared the Web of Sorcerers more than he was happy. Because of his hard work for more than half a year, he was blinded in one eye during the second mission. After another half a year of hard work, he was crippled during the third mission. It wasn't easy to pick up a good thing, but it was exchanged by the 'great immortal' of the Web of Sorcerers for one point of magic power. In the end, he couldn't even repay the scarecrow's loan.
"The grass immortal said I was cheated. It said that if there was something good, I could give it to deal with. At most, it would peel off a layer of my skin, but others would even peel off my bones. "Prince Zhou sighed.
Tang Shidao thought to himself, you have an 'I'm a fool' face. Who else would I cheat if not you?
In the Web of Sorcerers, intelligence was also a kind of power.
"There are very few immortals here, but I occasionally meet demon immortals. I can't make friends, and no one answers me when I ask for advice. "
Tang Shidao could understand.
In the eyes of other sorcerers … this guy's life was as thin as paper.
"I want to read books, but I can't understand a single one. I've looked up a lot of knowledge, but it's hard to understand what they say. At home, my royal brothers are very good to me, but I always feel that something is wrong. Just like the grass immortal, I can't feel their sincerity. Recently, I looked up some information. It said that sorcerers who have been certified by the Web of Sorcerers have absolute status and will never fade. "
It was very rare.
Prince Zhou's eyes glowed with wisdom, just a little bit. "And you, Master Tang, are the only one who has been 'certified' recently. I've asked many people, and they all said that at least you won't die, and you won't fall out of the ranks of high-level sorcerers. I don't understand what that means, but I understand it as … your immortal status is very stable, right? "
Tang Shidao was speechless. Was this a mistake?
With the certificate of a high-level sorcerer, he did indeed have 100 points of magic power that couldn't be spent. He guaranteed that he wouldn't run out of magic power and fall below 100 points.
Prince Zhou continued to maintain this bit of cleverness.
It was very likely.
This was the peak of his life. "Therefore, I boldly believe that … you may ignore me, but you definitely won't lie to me. I came to ask for your help, and the worst result is that you will ignore me. You won't harm me. You are an immortal, and your immortal status is stable. You don't want anything from me, right? "
Tang Shidao was silent.
It was hard to imagine.
A person who had obtained the 'backing' of the Web of Sorcerers was only this much.
Knowledge.
Experience.
Or one's own IQ. These things could affect a person.
It was very obvious.
Even if Prince Zhou lived in ancient times, he would still be a crappy person. If he lived in modern times, even kindergarten children could fool him. On the contrary, his royal brothers were much smarter. If they had entered the Web of Sorcerers, it was very likely that they would have become emperors or even unified the world.
The person in front of him was born an idiot.
He ignored Prince Zhou.
He turned around.
Tang Shidao threw the scarecrow a look that said, 'Is your brain made of grass? Why did you choose this idiot with no IQ?'
The scarecrow threw Tang Shidao a look that said, 'There's worse. I'll say that I talked to a pig with intelligence for five years and it still doesn't know what faith is.'
Tang Shidao threw the scarecrow a look that said, 'It turns out that Prince Zhou is already outstanding among pigs.'
The scarecrow threw Tang Shidao a look that said, 'Otherwise, why did I go through so much trouble to introduce him to you?'
Tang Shidao threw the scarecrow a look that said, 'You've worked hard, I sympathize with you for a second.'
The scarecrow threw Tang Shidao a look that said, 'I don't need sympathy, can you give me 1 point of magic power instead?'
Tang Shidao threw the scarecrow a look that said, 'No.' I take back the sympathy and give you a look that said, 'I'll give you a look of disdain instead.'
The scarecrow threw Tang Shidao a look that said, 'Don't despise me, can you give me 1 point of magic power instead? I'll let you despise me twice with 1 point of magic power, double the discount, dear. '
At this point.
The eye throwing competition ended.
The rookie mage Tang Shidao failed, and the scarecrow, the 100,000-year-old demon, won the final victory.
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Next, the loser, Tang Shidao, was awarded the 'Dejected' award and a pair of shoes of the 'Instant Escape' brand. At the same time, the champion scarecrow was awarded the 'Older Ginger is Spicier' award and a pair of gloves of the 'I've Already Shown Mercy' brand.
Due to the start of the competition.
In particular, the scarecrow was awarded a 'Greedy Face' brand mask, a pair of gloves of the 'I Want to Whip It When I See It' brand shoes and a pair of shoes of the 'I Want to Kick It To Death Every Time' brand. Finally, the scarecrow was also given a pair of glasses of the 'Only Money Not People' brand, and the 'World's Number One Profiteer' lifetime achievement award.
In addition.
The organizers were unable to decide between the two titles of 'Scam Novice Mages' and 'Scam All Mages', so the awards were postponed.
They believed that they would eventually belong to the scarecrow.
Everyone was waiting.
"Master, I've seen similar guys," Xiao Jin suddenly interrupted.
"Hello, Demon Immortal." Prince Zhou greeted him foolishly.
Tang Shidao waved his hand to indicate that he should hold his tongue first. When he heard this, he had the urge to feed him a brain-dead pill. "Xiao Jin, there are such people?"
Xiao Jin nodded. "Not only are there, but there are many of them. The most common are the Berserk Orcs. Except for a few clever ones, most Berserk Orcs can't understand what the Sorcerer's Web is. Among the humans, there are also some who call the Sorcerer's Web 'Dao Web' and 'Buddha Web'. They insist on their own beliefs and believe that it's just the names that are different, but the essence is the same. "
As Tang Shidao listened, he turned his head and threw a look at the scarecrow: Scarecrow, can this be called the Cultivation Network?
The scarecrow threw back: Give me 1 point of magic power, and you can call it a fishing net.
Tang Shidao instantly felt that he had a serious communication barrier with the scarecrow. This guy didn't talk about reasons other than money. Thinking about it again, there was nothing wrong with a person thinking that this was the Cultivation Network. It was just that the names were different.
"My former master called this place: Dragon's Nest." Xiao Jin mentioned the Bronze Dragon.
"He thinks this is the home of the Giant Dragon?"
"That's probably what he meant. Master, this' Dragon's Nest 'really has a Giant Dragon that's a thousand times stronger than the Bronze Dragon. I've seen it before. It trembled as it paid its respects. In its eyes, the Giant Dragon is the most suitable creature to live here. "
Tang Shidao didn't express any opinions.
The first three stages … Well, a Giant Dragon could beat 100 skeletons in three or four claws. If the Berserk Orcs could pass with their physique, there was no reason why the Giant Dragon couldn't.
"Xiao Jin, are you asking me to help him?"
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