"Ah, it's alright, just so-so." Yue Yang felt that if he said no, she would probably look at him with disdain. If Drunken Cat were to wake up and find out about this, she would probably bury him alive. Hence, he decided to tell the truth.
"So-so?" Wu Xia's bright eyes had a hint of 'Are you sure?'.
"The main thing is that there's no comparison, no reference …" Yue Yang really wanted to ask her to let him touch her so that he could be sure.
"I understand, I'll give you a chance!" When Wu Xia said this, Yue Yang thought that he had heard the gospel.
"Really?" Yue Yang was pleasantly surprised.
"If you save Cousin Wu Hen, and then touch Qian Qian and Fallen Flowers, I won't have any objections." Wu Xia seemed to like seeing Yue Yang's expression. She looked at him with her clear eyes without blinking.
"So you're just being generous with other people's money …" Yue Yang lamented. Of course, Qian Qian and Fallen Flowers were also his targets. However, the one he wanted to touch the most right now was the girl in front of him who loved to read books, Wu Xia. He felt that conquering this girl was the most difficult, but also the most satisfying. Even though he loved big breasts, D milk, E milk, and G milk were nothing in front of Lady Wu Xia's perfectly proportioned virgin jade peaks!
"Yue Yang, you have to pay attention. Right now, you're engaged to Sister Fallen Flowers and Sister Inan. I'm no longer your fiancee. If I remember correctly, I had already asked you to divorce me a year ago. Hence, Yue Yang, I actually have nothing to do with you now. " When Wu Xia said this, Yue Yang could finally be a hundred percent sure that this mysterious beauty who loved to read books was really the Miss Xue who was engaged to the pitiful guy previously, Xue Wuxia.
"You know that's fake, I didn't write any divorce papers at all. That's someone who wrongly accused me!" Hearing her admit it, Yue Yang excitedly grabbed her little hands.
"I didn't, but I didn't agree to be engaged to you." Wu Xia broke free from his big hand.
"Then agree now." Yue Yang was good at taking advantage of the situation.
"No." Wu Xia refused.
"Why? I'm very sincere. Although I don't have the time to prepare an engagement ring, I have something that I want to tell you. I've been holding it in for a long time, but I didn't say it … "Yue Yang was almost moved by his own earth-shattering love. A love that transcended time and space. Damn it, if this was made into a TV drama, wouldn't the teachers and grandmothers cry their eyes out?
What kind of lousy drama is that? That's what I call love through time and space! That's love!
Yue Yang was very sure that he definitely liked this girl Wu Xia a hundred percent.
This was not only because he had been guarding her through life and death battles with her, but also because there was a kind of indescribable feeling in his heart. It was a kind of resonance in his soul, a kind of desire that was necessary in life, a kind of fate that was predestined, a kind of indescribable and indescribable tacit understanding … Other than her, there was no other girl who was more suitable for him.
Only she was the other half that transcended time and space to find.
That was the ultimate dream that he longed for in his heart.
Yue Yang was very sure that he liked this girl. He had liked her since a long time ago. Ever since he fought to the death with the Marquis of Zi Jin, he had already felt a little interested in her. Then, during the bloody battle, his feelings for her rose to a higher level. After that, after a series of big battles, the feelings in his heart had continuously deepened and settled.
Although Yue Yang also liked the Tigress Princess Sissi and the City Mistress Fallen Flowers who had an exceptionally moving smile, he liked the frail but incomparably strong Sickly Beauty, he liked the delicate and cute Inan … He even had a bit of an Oedipus complex and an evil sister complex. However, the one that he liked the most, the one that he missed the most and the one that was deeply imprinted in his heart, was still this kind, understanding, intelligent and virtuous mysterious beauty, Xue Wuxia!
"Stop, you don't have to say such sweet words to deceive me. Don't you think that I should seriously consider a man who touched another girl's breasts after leaving my side for less than 5 minutes?" Xue Wuxia smiled brightly. What she said was very reasonable. If the man who had cheated on her was not her, then Yue Yang would definitely agree with her words.
"Please allow the prisoner to defend himself." Yue Yang hurriedly used all his skills, preparing to use his glib tongue to exaggerate the situation and reverse the situation.
His argument was that if a person was extremely hungry, he would steal food even if he saw a dog.
Because he was hungry, he wouldn't be picky about food.
On the contrary, if a person ate abalone, ginseng, shark fin and stomach all day long, he wouldn't be moved at all when he saw big meat and fish. What he meant was that if he had a fairy sister who would serve him all day and let him live a blissful sexual life, then he would naturally become an obedient child and wouldn't casually touch other people's breasts. On the contrary, if he really couldn't hold it in anymore, then he would take the risk out of desperation. Even if he would be beheaded tomorrow, he would still touch it today …
Yue Yang's words were also very reasonable. No matter if it was human morality, reality, mental health, physical hygiene, or other aspects, it was completely in line with the standards of a hungry pervert, a typical otaku's desire.
Which girl wouldn't think of love, which boy wouldn't have lewd thoughts?
In the end, Yue Yang used this sentence as his closing speech. He said it so much that even he himself was a little touched. Damn it, was it easy for me to be an otaku?
Wu Xia listened and nodded slightly, "En, well said."
Yue Yang was immediately overjoyed. He held her smooth, soft, and jade-like hands, "You agree?"
This mysterious beauty who loved to read books, Yue Yang's fiancée, Xue Wuxia, revealed a unique smile in her eyes, "I'm very sorry, Yue Yang. I can only say that I sympathize with your unbearable thirst, but I can't possibly sacrifice my body to feed the wolves just because you are hungry, right? This is not the reason why I agreed to you! Yue Yang, wait until you find a better reason to convince me, then come again. There will always be opportunities, it just depends on your performance! I don't deny that you are an unprecedented genius in terms of martial arts, but when it comes to picking up girls, I dare say that you are a big idiot … "
When Yue Yang heard this, he didn't really agree.
He felt that he was actually quite good at picking up girls. At least there were already a few girls circling around him.
Although he hadn't reached the highest realm of picking up girls, he had already reached the level of 'the bright moon startles the magpies on the branches, the cool breeze chirps cicadas in the middle of the night'. Talking about love in the fragrance of the rice fields, listening to the howling of wolves. Seven or eight stars beyond the sky, two or three points of rain in front of the mountain. If you don't have money to rent a room, go to the edge of the forest, and suddenly meet at the bridge of the river. '
Alright, he hadn't gone to a rendezvous, but at least he thought that way in his heart.
With regards to Yue Yang's arrogance and complacency, Xue Wuxia gave him a wake-up call, making him feel enlightened.
"Don't tell me you don't think that you should attack the easier girls? For example, my cousin, Shui Wuhen, on the surface she refuses to let you treat her illness, but if you really force yourself on her, she will definitely accept you in her heart. As long as you don't betray her in the future, then you will definitely succeed. Another example is Sister Fallen Flowers, it's even easier. She likes romance, so if you bring her to view the flowers and admire the moon, then recite a few obscene poems like 'Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground', then plant flowers with her and weed out the weeds, she will be easily tricked by you. "
When Yue Yang heard this, he was full of tears. As expected, he didn't have enough cultivation.
He hurriedly humbly asked for advice, his attitude extremely sincere: "What about Princess Sissi?"
This mysterious beauty who loved to read books, Xue Wuxia was definitely a top grade beauty. If Yue Yang hadn't heard it with his own ears, he would never have believed that she would teach him how to pick up girls. This was too inconceivable, but Yue Yang liked it!
He heard Xue Wuxia say casually, "Qianqian likes to practice martial arts, you can start from this aspect and accompany her in her practice. Moreover, this Rouge Tigress has a scissor mouth, hard on the outside but soft on the inside. Maybe she won't forgive you verbally, but you can use martial arts as an excuse to touch her boldly. I guarantee that she won't do anything to you, and as time goes by, you will get closer to her and your relationship will naturally develop. "
There was no woman in this world who would teach her fiancé how to pick up girls. Xue Wuxia was an exception.
Yue Yang was a little confused.
Why did she want to help him?
If he won over all three girls, what benefits would she get?
Of course, he didn't think that this was a bad thing … Damn it, having a future wife to teach him how to pick up girls was even more honorable than Wei Xiaobao being ordered to pick up girls. If he didn't win over Traceless, Fallen Flowers and Qianqian, he would be letting down his wife!
Finally, Yue Yang still wanted to ask this Wu Xia how he should pick her up.
However, he guessed that her answer would be a punch to his face.
Yue Yang felt that it was better to forget about it. The most difficult thing was to conquer it himself. This way, he would feel the greatest sense of achievement!
"I am so grateful, please allow me to repay you with my body!" Yue Yang pretended to be moved to tears as he pounced on the beauty and hugged her tightly. While enjoying the wonderful touch of her body, he also took in the fragrance of her virginity. He felt that his life had not been in vain with a girl like this. What's the big deal about traveling through time? For such a beauty, it would be worth it even if he traveled through time a hundred times.
For the first time, Yue Yang felt a sense of gratitude towards the Old Daoist Priest who had kicked his butt.
Thinking about it, the Old Daoist Priest was not a bad person. Not only did he give him the Heavenly Sword Goddess as his first wife, he also helped him find the most perfect girl in the Soaring Dragon Continent. That kick from before … If he was willing to hand over his loli granddaughter to him, then they would be even!
The wonderful touch of hugging Xue Wuxia's fragrant body, Yue Yang felt that he would never forget it for the rest of his life!
If he could, he would really like to hug her like this for the rest of his life.
Seeing Yue Yang's perverted actions, Xue Wuxia frowned slightly, "What do you mean by this? Are you taking advantage of me? "
"I can't help it, it's the most sincere gratitude from the bottom of my heart. Wu Xia, I'm so touched!" Yue Yang felt that this was the most daring action he had ever made in his life. This was the legendary 'hugging a beauty'. Normally, this move was only used by Emperors. Why would it be better to have a beauty in one's arms if one had the whole world in one's hands? Look at the Emperor's awareness, it's really high!
Yue Yang knew that if he failed, he would die a horrible death.
After all, he was not the kind of Emperor who had a high awareness. If Wu Xia were to flip out, she would probably strike him with lightning from the left and ice from the right. It would be strange if he didn't explode into a crisp.
"If you haven't touched another woman in three days, this will show your sincerity. This won't happen again! "Xue Wuxia stared at Yue Yang with her beautiful eyes.
She didn't make a move, but she was angry.
Although she didn't pursue the matter just now, she was still jealous in her heart.
But luckily, this girl was jealous. This proved that he was in her heart, so he had a chance … Yue Yang reluctantly let go of the beauty's fragrant body. Recalling the wonderful feeling just now, he looked at Xue Wuxia's peerless face that seemed to be angry and bashful. He was so touched that tears almost flowed down his face. That's great, this girl was shy. This proved that she had feelings for him … Alright, on the long journey of picking up girls, he had successfully taken the first step.
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