"Ah, actually, she's my wife. She already has my baby in her stomach. I never dared to tell you." Yue Yang pretended to be a heartless person.
"…" The mysterious beauty was stunned.
"Hahahahaha!" City Mistress Fallen Flowers was dumbfounded for a few seconds before bursting into a burst of laughter. She laughed so hard that her shoulders trembled. In the end, she laughed so hard that tears came out. She patted Yue Yang's shoulder with her small hands and said while suppressing her laughter, "She's still a virgin, how could she have a baby? Can your joke be any funnier? "
"City Mistress, how do you know that she's a virgin?" Yue Yang asked, pretending to be ignorant.
"Didn't you notice that she and I both have a very nice virgin body fragrance? I say, Yue Yang, if you want to lie, you have to look at who you're talking to! "City Mistress Fallen Flowers laughed.
"There's really a virgin body fragrance, let me smell it!" Yue Yang moved closer to the mysterious beauty.
"Smell your head!" The mysterious beauty hit Yue Yang to the ground.
"I found out, your skin is thicker than the city walls." City Mistress Fallen Flowers bent down and used her little finger to lift Yue Yang's chin with a smile. Her lips were a few centimeters away from Yue Yang's lips. Her breath smelled like orchids, and her movements were very ambiguous. "Actually, you don't have to be nervous. It doesn't matter what kind of relationship you have with her. I'm just a little concerned about my future Guard Captain's lifelong happiness. Don't misunderstand!"
"I've already misunderstood … Ah no, I mean I want to misunderstand. No, I mean the misunderstanding has already been resolved. I'm not nervous!" Yue Yang spoke incoherently.
"Your heartbeat seems to be a little fast?" City Mistress Fallen Flowers seemed to have a mischievous smile in her eyes.
"This proves that my life force is strong." In this position, Yue Yang could see the snow-white skin under the collar of City Mistress Fallen Flowers's brocade robe. His soul had almost drowned in that wonderful and unfathomable cleavage. In this situation, if his heart didn't beat faster, only Dongfang Bubai wouldn't.
"Your face is also a little red?" City Lord Fallen Flowers asked again.
"This proves that my body is healthy and my complexion is very good!" Yue Yang answered fluently.
"Why is the tip of your nose sweating?" City Mistress Fallen Flowers blew a breath of fragrance on Yue Yang's face, almost melting Yue Yang's bones.
Flirting in this kind of ambiguous position, if Yue Yang's heart didn't palpitate, face didn't blush, ears didn't heat up, and nose didn't sweat, then he would have to change his name to Liu Xia Hui. The most terrible thing was that there was a mysterious beauty watching from the side. The double stimulation made him feel very uncomfortable. There were a few times when Yue Yang was prepared to just push down one of them. In any case, it didn't matter which girl he pushed down.
However, his heart was greedy enough.
He felt that they were all good girls, and he couldn't let them go cheaply to others. He had to take all of them.
Of course, it would be even more difficult to take all of them, so Yue Yang couldn't act like a wolf. He had to pretend to be a gentleman and lower their vigilance.
Yue Yang said with certainty: "The tip of my nose sweats because the weather is too hot!"
Just as he finished speaking, a gust of cold wind blew snow all over the sky.
It floated down …
The mysterious beauty suddenly turned around and sneezed so hard that even a mosquito wouldn't be scared away. She muttered to herself: "The weather is really too hot!"
"Don't be afraid, my clothes are warm!" When Yue Yang saw that there was a chance to curry favor, he hurriedly jumped up and took off his outer leather coat, wrapping it around the mysterious beauty's body.
"Your movements are so practiced …" City Mistress Fallen Flowers looked Yue Yang up and down, giggling as she asked: "Can you take off another piece?"
"If I take it off again, I'll be naked. But if you want it, then of course I'll give it to you. My pants haven't been washed for half a month, is that okay?" Yue Yang prepared to take off his pants.
"Who wants it!" City Mistress Fallen Flowers reached out her hand and touched the leather coat draped over the mysterious beauty's body. She said this out of the blue, making Yue Yang's heart almost jump out of his chest. City Mistress Fallen Flowers seemed to have no intention of doing so as she said in surprise: "This is Wyvern skin? Is it the Wyvern that I fought with you in the Pavilion in the Sky? The leather is not bad, I didn't expect it to be made so quickly! "
"Did you fight a Wyvern with her in the Pavilion in the Sky?" This time, it was the mysterious beauty's turn to stare at Yue Yang with a gaze as sharp as a knife.
"Definitely not. The Wyvern that I fought with City Mistress Fallen Flowers last time wasn't made yet because the two old men were too particular about it. I fought a Venom Wyvern with that silly girl, Princess Sissi, at the Eagle's Cry Valley in Gui Jian Chou … "Yue Yang hurriedly tried to explain himself.
When the two girls heard this, they immediately revealed a look of realization: "Ah, so you fought it with Princess Sissi!"
Yue Yang immediately sweated profusely. Oh no, why did he drag Princess Sissi into this.
This time, he really couldn't wash his name clean.
Seeing that the two girls' gazes had turned into knives, Yue Yang immediately raised his hands in surrender: "Beauties, please don't misunderstand. I actually don't have any relationship with Princess Sissi at all. Although I fought monsters with her in the Eagle's Cry Valley, I didn't take liberties with her on the way, nor did I touch her chest. I didn't even know that her chest was bigger than both of yours, nor did I know her waist … In short, I was very obedient, I didn't do anything, so I don't know anything! "
"Continue." City Mistress Fallen Flowers's hands began to accumulate Aurora Light.
"I think I can believe you!" The mysterious beauty also prepared to summon an ice storm.
"Heavens, I'm really innocent … Who can prove it for me? Hui Tai Lang, say that I'm innocent! "Yue Yang was about to cry to death. Why was it that the more he tried to explain, the worse it got? When Hui Tai Lang heard its master's words, it immediately used its newly learned foreign language and meowed. It then nodded its head proudly, proving that its master was innocent.
Yue Yang fell to the ground.
City Mistress Fallen Flowers and the mysterious beauty clapped their hands and laughed coldly as they praised him: "Not bad, even your pet has been trained to help you lie."
Yue Yang almost fainted. He explained while sweating: "I really didn't do anything to Princess Sissi. That silly girl glares at people with her tigress eyes, she's very scary. She also uses a sword to slash people. She's so fierce, not as gentle as you guys, how could I dare to take liberties with her? It's more likely that she took liberties with me. There's really nothing between us, the heavens can testify for me! "
"I can also testify for him." Behind Yue Yang, a clear voice rang out, very sincerely confirming: "He really didn't do anything to me, other than riding on my body and tearing my clothes to shreds."
Eh?
Yue Yang turned around and suddenly discovered that the royal swordswoman, Princess Sissi, was standing behind him.
He thought that he was seeing things, so he rubbed his eyes.
When he finally realized that it wasn't an illusion, he immediately sweated profusely.
City Mistress Fallen Flowers asked curiously: "What happened after you tore your clothes to shreds?"
"He stretched out his wolf claws …" Princess Sissi, who was wearing a suit of silver armor, nodded very frankly, admitting the fact that she was attacked by Yue Yang's wolf claws.
"No, I was only tricking a carrion crow at that time. I promise I didn't touch it!" Yue Yang hurriedly defended himself.
"Yes, he didn't touch it." Princess Sissi confirmed Yue Yang's defense and nodded: "He stretched out his wolf claws to grab …"
"What happened after he grabbed it?" At this time, the mysterious beauty suddenly opened her mouth and asked.
"Nothing happened after he grabbed it. No, he didn't grab it. Nothing happened after that either. No, the enemy appeared. We were busy fighting the enemy, we didn't have time to do anything else!" Yue Yang recalled that day when he was pressing down on Princess Sissi, did he really grab it with his wolf claws? At that time, he was too nervous. It felt like he really did touch it, but his memory wasn't very clear. Did he grab it or not? Yue Yang couldn't be sure. He felt that the whole process was muddled.
"Yes, the enemy did come, about two hours later …" Princess Sissi's words were too easy to misunderstand. If the enemy only came after two hours, then what should be done should have been done. What shouldn't have been done should have been done too!
"What did you do in these two hours?" City Mistress Fallen Flowers asked.
"Nothing!" Yue Yang felt that even he wouldn't believe his words, let alone them.
"Do you feel uncomfortable?" The mysterious beauty asked. It seemed that she suspected that Princess Sissi was pregnant with Yue Yang's baby.
"My body is fine. It's just that after that, it hurt for a few days!" Princess Sissi's words made Yue Yang fall head first onto the ground. If Jun Wu You heard this, he would probably chop off his own head. Damn, these words were too ambiguous. She was obviously hinting that he had forced himself on her, so she hurt for a few days … Yue Yang felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to clear his name. Moreover, there was no Yellow River in the Soaring Dragon Continent to jump into.
"Alright, I admit it. I wanted to do it, but I didn't dare to do it …" Yue Yang felt that if he didn't tell the truth, he would have to prepare his will and epitaph.
"I feel that this prisoner's confession isn't very trustworthy." City Mistress Fallen Flowers was like a strict judge.
"What's the reason why you didn't dare to do it?" The mysterious beauty asked, sounding like a lawyer.
"Cowardly." Yue Yang replied.
"Yeah, I can prove that his courage is very small, just a little bit bigger than the sky." Princess Sissi, this royal swordswoman, made things worse the more she tried to help. She was a troublemaker.
"You can pronounce the sentence." City Mistress Fallen Flowers looked like she was ready to sentence Yue Yang to death.
"Wait a minute, I want to say my last words." Yue Yang coughed lightly and cleared his throat. "I regret it very much. When three beauties laid in front of me, I had the chance to push them down easily, but I missed it. Now, it's too late for regrets. If the heavens give me three more chances, I will sincerely tell those three beauties that I want to push them down, and I want to push each of them down ten thousand times! "
The world quietened down.
Yue Yang heaved a sigh of relief. He should be fine now.
Although he wanted to push them down, it hadn't happened yet. This crime shouldn't be punishable by death.
After a few seconds, the mysterious beauty suddenly opened her mouth, giving Yue Yang the urge to commit suicide. Only now did he realize that City Mistress Fallen Flowers and Princess Sissi weren't his natural enemies. The real troublesome girl was this mysterious beauty whose name he didn't even know.
She was the only one who could be his true nemesis!
"Other than me and City Mistress Fallen Flowers, who is the other girl who fainted in front of you?" The mysterious beauty asked a very important question.
"I'll chop you to death, you evil sis-con!" Princess Sissi suddenly understood. It was obvious that she wasn't one of the three girls. She had never fainted in front of him before. Although she was pushed down before, she was conscious at that time. Then the third girl who fainted in his arms could be Yue Bing … When Princess Sissi thought of this, she became furious. She raised her greatsword and prepared to chop him.
"Wait, I remember there was another female thief. She was shorter than you by a head, but her figure was very slender." City Mistress Fallen Flowers pointed at the mysterious beauty and recalled.
"Ah, you're talking about Brother Inan." It seemed like the mysterious beauty's understanding of Yue Yang was even more than Luo Hua City Mistress and Princess Qian Qian combined.
Yue Yang fell to the ground when he heard this.
She even knew about this. Was this girl stalking him every day?
Seeing that the three girls' gazes were like knives cutting his flesh, Yue Yang hurriedly shook his head and waved his hands, "It's a misunderstanding. I didn't know that Brother Inan was a girl at all. My friendship with Inan is pure …"
The mysterious beauty suddenly took out a jade pendant and passed it to Yue Yang, "I picked this up after we fought the Marquis of Zi Jin. Please use this engagement jade pendant from the Hundred Flowers Valley to explain your great and pure friendship with Brother Inan." Yue Yang almost vomited blood. How did this jade pendant end up in her hands? No wonder he couldn't pick up girls smoothly these two days. It turned out that he had lost this lucky jade pendant.
The three girls looked at Yue Yang curiously. They wanted to see what else he could say at this moment.
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