When Ye Kong, Fatty Hai and the Li Clan Brothers returned, they were dumbstruck to discover that on Yue Yang's bed, there was a beautiful big sister who was sleeping soundly.
In front of the bed, there was also a little panda girl who was happily eating sweets while swinging her little feet.
"What's going on?" Ye Kong was stunned. How could he take down a big sister so quickly? This speed of picking up girls was simply a miracle!
"I picked her up from the roadside!" Yue Yang explained indifferently.
"Brother, where did you pick her up from?" From Fatty Hai's tone, it seemed that he also wanted to pick one up.
"Just downstairs." Yue Yang rarely spoke the truth.
"I don't want to live anymore, I want to commit suicide …" Tears streamed down Fatty Hai's face as he banged his head against the wall. He felt that he had wasted his two years in the academy. In these two years, he had not even picked up a single lost little loli. But this brat, he had only been here for a day and he had already picked up two big sisters and little loli!
Comparing oneself to others would only make one angry!
Fatty Hai felt that if he stayed with this brat for too long, even if he did not die of anger, he would cry himself to death.
Moreover, he would cry himself to death from dehydration … This brat's luck made him feel inferior. Could it be that he was the illegitimate child of the Goddess of Luck? Why did all the luck in the world fall on him? Fatty Hai really wanted to place three big bowls of vinegar in front of him and drink it all in one go. Maybe then his heart would not be so sour and he would feel better.
The little panda Niuniu sucked her fingers cutely as she looked at Fatty Hai with her big eyes. Suddenly, she said an earth-shattering sentence: "Brother, this fatty is an idiot!"
"Ah, she can talk?" Ye Kong and the others were about to faint. Another beast that could talk?
"I'm not an idiot. Let me tell you, I'm a very smart person. When I was eight, I could easily count to a hundred. When I was nine, I could write my own name. After I was ten, I never wet my bed again. How about it? Am I amazing? Little sister, my name is Hai Da Fu. Everyone calls me Young Master Hai. I'm your brother's boss! Come, come, I'll give you candy too! "Coincidentally, Hai Dafu also had a bag of malt candy, which he had specially bought to please Yue Bing.
Niuniu looked at the amber-like maltose candy and felt a little tempted.
But in the end, she still shook her head. "Mom said that I shouldn't eat the food of a fool. Otherwise, I'll be infected with the air of foolishness. I don't want to become a fool!"
Fatty Hai fell to the ground with a thud.
This blow was too great!
If not for the Li brothers holding him back, he would have jumped off the building to commit suicide. Ye Kong laughed until tears flowed down his face. He praised Niuniu continuously and gave her a thumbs up. "Yes, you're right. Idiocy is contagious!"
Little Panda Niuniu immediately showed an extremely frightened expression. It seemed that she was really afraid that Fatty Hai's idiocy was contagious.
Yue Yang quickly comforted her who was about to cry. "This Brother Ye Kong is just teasing you. Don't worry, idiocy is not contagious. Niuniu, don't be afraid. Eat the candy!"
Towards the maltose candy that Yue Yang passed to her, Niuniu eagerly took it and happily put it into her mouth. After eating for a while, she tilted her head and asked doubtfully, "Is idiocy really not contagious?"
Fatty Hai burst into tears. "Even if it's contagious, I'm not an idiot … I don't want to live anymore!"
At the door, the old cunning fox walked in with Yue Bing. He smiled and said, "Students, what are you guys chatting about? It's so lively. Eh, Niuniu, why are you here?" Little Panda Niuniu immediately jumped up from the bed and put on an attacking posture. She showed her little white teeth and warned, "Perverted old man, stay away from my mother. I hate perverted old men like you who like to peek at other people changing their clothes the most!"
Everyone looked at the old cunning fox as if they were looking at the world's number one pervert.
The old cunning fox was extremely embarrassed. Luckily he was thick-skinned, otherwise he would have hugged Fatty Hai and cried bitterly.
"Aha, actually, that's a misunderstanding. How could a gentleman like me do such a despicable and shameless thing? For a person of virtue and integrity like me, not to mention peeping, I'm also very careful in my words and actions. I try my best to teach my students by example, by virtue as a teacher, and by example as a role model!" Before the old cunning fox could finish his words, Yue Yang had already taken out a colourful erotic secret manual from his body.
"Honorable and virtuous Vice Principal, would it be convenient for you to explain to me what is going on?" Yue Yang asked sincerely.
"This is confiscated from the students!" The old cunning fox's reaction was extremely fast. He was also thick-skinned as he lied without batting an eyelid.
"Then what about this girl's bra?" Yue Yang took out a pink female bra from the old cunning fox's sleeves.
"It was blown to the ground by a strong wind. I was just about to return it to its owner!" The old cunning fox responded easily. He had the appearance of a gentleman, as if it was a sin for others to doubt him.
"Vice Principal, you are indeed the model of morality among us students. I admire you, I admire you!" Yue Yang gave the old cunning fox a thumbs up, but the old cunning fox immediately shook his head and waved his hands, "It's just an empty reputation. As a gentleman, I have always denounced the corruption of society and felt even more pained by the degeneration of youngsters. It's a pity that my abilities are limited and I can't do much more. I can only set an example and hope that I can influence more people. Today, other than leading the way for Student Yue Bing, I would also like to inform you, Student Tai Tan, that due to your outstanding performance, you have successfully been selected to be a member of the 'Hell Journey' Death Class. I hope that while you are learning and improving, you will also have a good time. "
"Is this considered as abusing your authority and publicly taking revenge on me?" Yue Yang smiled brightly as he asked this question.
"Actually, I have painstakingly wanted to groom you. If it was trash like Fatty Hai, I wouldn't care about his life or death! "The old cunning fox was also smiling from ear to ear.
"I'm trash?" Fatty Hai was furious.
"No, I was wrong. You are not trash!" When the old cunning fox said this, Fatty Hai's complexion became a little better. He did not expect the old cunning fox's next sentence to make Fatty Hai so angry that he almost fainted. This was because he said, "You are not trash, how can you be trash? Even trash is a hundred times better than you. You are simply the scum of the trash. If I was your teacher, I would have thrown you into the abyss to feed the Ghost Insects! "
"You damned old pervert, you are the one who told us to enjoy life comfortably without doing anything!" Fatty Hai was as angry as a dog. He almost wanted to bite the old cunning fox to death.
"I told you to go and die, why didn't you go?" The old cunning fox was indifferent and shrugged his shoulders, "If you want to prove that you are not trash, you can go to the Death Class with Student Tai Tan and participate in this year's Hell Journey. How about it? Do you have the guts to be a trash? Forget it, I don't want to talk to a coward. Please stay away from me! "
"Damned old pervert, isn't it just the Death Class? Why wouldn't I dare to participate? "Fatty Hai was about to go crazy from anger.
"I hope that you will not exist in this world in the form of Demon Insect feces …" After the old cunning fox finished speaking, he put on an amiable smile and said to Yue Bing, "Student Yue Bing, from tomorrow onwards, you will have lessons with Grandma Wu Teng. She is a famous Plant-Type Grandmaster. I have specially invited her to guide you, a specially recruited student. You must work hard!"
"But, yes, I will work hard!" Yue Bing actually wanted to train with Yue Yang more.
"They are trash, it wouldn't be a pity even if a hundred of them died. You are a genius, you cannot die before you have grown up. You must work hard and become a strong warrior. Don't disappoint everyone's expectations." The old cunning fox's words made Ye Kong and the others speechless. Why was the treatment of males and females so different?
The entire Soaring Dragon Continent valued males more than females, but this Ivy Academy student was the opposite, valuing females more than males.
Studying in this kind of academy, they really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
However, Yue Yang furrowed his brows. He felt that this old cunning fox was not valuing females more than males, but was teaching according to their aptitudes. For example, Yue Bing, who was obedient and obedient, Yue Bing would go and find the best teacher to teach her. As for Fatty Hai, who loved to enjoy life, and Ye Kong and the others who had strong self-esteem, Yue Bing would use the method of provocation. The sharper and meaner the old cunning fox's words were, the more it would stimulate Fatty Hai and Ye Kong's male self-esteem.
This Ivy Academy was actually not as bad as what normal people thought.
As for this old cunning fox who looked like a lecher, Yue Yang realized that his Level 3 [Divine Vision] could not see through his true strength.
Among all the male rankers that Yue Yang had met so far, there were only two that he couldn't see through at all. One was the hemp clothed elder from the Assassin Guild, and the other was the old fox in front of him … Other than the two of them, Yue Yang could also see through a part of the Da Xia Emperor Jun Wu You and Elder Yue Hai, who were well-known rankers. He wasn't like the hemp clothed elder and the old fox, who couldn't see through them at all.
"Niuniu, grandpa has left. Your mother has sobered up, let her go and look for sister Principal." The old cunning fox waved his sleeves, and a white light flashed on his body, disappearing from where he stood.
"…" Ye Kong and the others might not have noticed anything, but Yue Yang was shocked.
The teleportation speed was too fast.
It was even faster and more convenient than the teleportation orb in the Demon Abyss.
This old man who looked like a lecher on the surface had actually mastered such a powerful teleportation technique?
It seemed like this Ivy Academy was not lucky to be able to stand on equal footing with Shang Jing Academy for three thousand years. A trip to hell for the Death Class? It might be very interesting. When Yue Yang thought of this, a smile suddenly appeared on his lips.
The sober and drunk Yue Yang were two completely different people.
Once she woke up, she would use her terrifying brute force and extraordinary speed to beat up everyone she saw. Yue Yang was coincidentally not around. He was learning the basic knowledge of the Beast Encyclopedia from Yue Bing. When he returned, he found out that all the guys in the building had been beaten up by her. There were injured students groaning everywhere, and Fatty Hai's pig head was even swollen to the point that his eyes couldn't be seen.
Ye Kong, who was beaten until he was hanging on the clothes rack in the corridor, passed a piece of paper to Yue Yang.
This wasn't Drunken Cat's, but the little panda Niuniu had left it for him. There was a cute paw print on it.
She didn't know how to write, but she didn't forget to leave a small paw print for her brother, Yue Yang … When Yue Yang saw this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Does my charm only work on little lolis?
Yue Yang did not have the time to clean up the mess in the room when a murderous voice suddenly rang out from downstairs, "All students of the Death Class, gather. From now on, you must arrive at the Black Stone Square within five minutes. Those who are late will be punished with ten strokes of the stick every minute. Those who defy orders and purposely fail to make it will be treated as deserters from the battlefield and will be punished according to military law!"
"Is it really that strict?" Yue Yang was curious. Didn't the Ivy Academy allow students to enjoy themselves?
He suddenly remembered the words of the old cunning fox. The purpose of Ivy League was to make the outstanding students better, and the poor students even worse … This was the hell for the outstanding students, and the paradise for the poor students!
When did he become an outstanding student?
Fatty Hai, who was lying on the ground half dead and on the verge of death, suddenly jumped up when he heard the order to gather. He pulled Yue Yang and said, "Quick, let's go. This isn't a joke. That fellow is a bloodthirsty homicidal maniac. It was said that he had personally killed no less than ten students who were late!"
"So terrifying? Why did you still drag us along if you knew that? "Ye Kong felt dizzy when he heard this.
"Nonsense. If we die, we die together. We are brothers!" Fatty Hai replied shamelessly.
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