If Old Liu doesn't look at his bald head, I always feel that something is missing. "
Zheng Ren thought of Liu Zewei and smiled happily.
"By the way, Chang Yue, do you know how Old Liu's baldness came about?" Su Yun asked.
"Don't tell me he did it himself?" Chang Yue asked casually.
"No, no," Su Yun said. "I asked him before. He said that when he was young, when he was chasing after his wife, he was still thinking about romance and taking a walk in the rain. The rain now is so acidic. It's like walking in the rain. "
Zheng Ren did not expect Su Yun's counterattack to be so fast.
"By the way, you have to take good care of the hair around you. It's better for girls. Other girls have long hair, so they can't be seen with a ponytail. If you become like Old Liu, you'll have to tie your hair while chatting with the patient's family. Tsk tsk. "
"Get lost!" Chang Yue said angrily.
The scene was so beautiful that Chang Yue did not dare to imagine it.
Su Yun laughed, not caring about Chang Yue's anger at all. With her current state, what was there to be afraid of? Afraid that he could not outdrink her? What a joke.
"Brother, buy me a flower," a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl walked over with a bouquet of flowers and asked softly.
Zheng Ren and Su Yun looked at the little girl carefully at the same time.
She was dressed very cleanly and appropriately. It seemed that she was a work-study student or a student who came to practice in society.
Her expression was a little shy. After saying that, she did not know what to say next. If she was more skilled, she would not have been able to say such vulgar words about how beautiful she was and how she matched the flowers.
"How much are the roses?" Zheng Ren's heart skipped a beat and he asked.
"All the flowers are five yuan each."
The price was not bad. The Imperial Capital could not be compared to Flower City. Five yuan could buy a large bouquet in Flower City.
Zheng Ren took a rose and was a little nervous.
Life still needed some sense of ceremony. Just thinking about giving flowers to her, Zheng Ren's heart felt like it was riding a roller coaster.
Su Yun calculated for a moment and bought a rose and three jasmine flowers.
"You bought so many?" Zheng Ren asked when he saw the girl leave happily.
"Here, this is yours." Su Yun stuffed the rose and a jasmine flower into Chang Yue's hand. He held the jasmine flower and said with a smile, "Women are so stingy. Their eyes turn red when they see your Xie Yiren having flowers. You're the boss. If I didn't know better, I would think that you're deliberately trying to sow discord. "
"…"
Zheng Ren did not think too much about it. He looked at Su Yun helplessly, too lazy to bother with him.
"The meaning of jasmine is loyalty, purity, and simplicity." Su Yun's smile was a little devilish. Zheng Ren had a bad feeling about this.
Looking at the two jasmine flowers in his hands, it should be one for Liu Xiaojie and Lin Yuan.
Coupled with Su Yun's devilish smile, Zheng Ren really did not know what would happen.
Soon, Feng Xuhui's car arrived.
Liu Xiaojie, Lao He and Lin Yuan came down. Su Yun smiled and gave the jasmine flower in his hand to Lin Yuan and Liu Xiaojie.
Girls generally liked flowers, especially when it was raining in spring. A few drops of rain fell on the jasmine flowers, making them look delicate and beautiful.
"Thank you, Brother Yun," Lin Yuan said cheerfully.
"Thank you." Liu Xiaojie was still a little shy.
"Hehe." The devilish smile on Su Yun's face became even wider. He invited everyone into the room, entered the private room, and sat down.
The professor did not come to eat. His obsession with the Nobel Prize had made him give up all his spare time activities and devote himself to it.
Looking at the girls fiddling with the jasmine flowers, Su Yun glanced at Zheng Ren and said, "Boss, there was once a school food poisoning. More than 300 students were sent to the hospital."
"Oh? What did they eat to get poisoned? "Speaking of this, Zheng Ren became a little energetic.
"It's said to be a plumber's pot."
"Huh?"
"Later, it was reported that the septic tank faucet and the water faucet were connected upside down. Not long after, it was changed back. But it still led to … "Su Yun said with a smile.
Zheng Ren expressed his contempt for Su Yun for saying such a sh * t joke in a hurry to eat. As long as it was not an old case, some verbal attacks were basically useless.
"Yes!" Lin Yuan swung his ponytail and immediately continued, "I encountered it once too."
Oh, there was even a supporting character. Su Yun immediately looked at Lin Yuan with great interest.
"However, it's not that the septic tank's water pipe and the water pipe are connected wrongly. I don't know what went wrong, but the pressure increased and the toilets on the first to seventh floors exploded one by one."
As he said that, Lin Yuan even made a rather exaggerated gesture. "Bang, bang, bang. It's like fireworks. It's just that the smell is too bad. Fortunately, I didn't go back to the dormitory and stood outside to watch the show. "
"The students inside are miserable. I'm scared when I think about it. Fortunately, I wasn't in the dormitory that day," Lin Yuan said with a smile.
Zheng Ren thought about the scene that Lin Yuan had described. Every floor of the dormitory burst out with a yellow fountain with a strong smell. He really could not bear to see it.
However, it was nothing. For a surgeon who stood at the operating table all year round and dug out feces, it was a small matter.
Chang Yue frowned. She held the jasmine closer as if she wanted to use the jasmine's scent to wash away the disgusting smell.
"When I was in school, there was a period of time when I went to the Institute of Chemical Engineering to listen in." Su Yun chuckled and changed the topic.
"Why did you go to the Institute of Chemical Engineering?" Zheng Ren asked.
"Boss, there's no future in optical medicine. Besides, there's nothing else I can do other than anatomy classes," Su Yun said.
Zheng Ren thought about it and realized that it made sense.
"It's mainly because the professor wanted me to be his postgraduate student. He said that chemical engineering is the future direction of development, and it's much more interesting than medicine." Su Yun smiled slightly devilishly.
"One day, the professor assigned a task to a few seniors to go to the septic tank and fill a cup of fermented feces."
"That's a prank." Zheng Ren frowned.
"Of course not." Su Yun laughed. "After purification, about 10 mg of white crystal was left. It was so smelly that no matter how many layers of masks I wore, it would be useless. Otherwise, it would be the essence of concentration. "
"And then?"
"Later, the professor said to dilute the crystal with alcohol, 1: 1000."
Zheng Ren saw the smile on Su Yun's face become even more devilish and knew that the show was about to start.
"After diluting it, the smell changed. It went from an unacceptable stench to a jasmine perfume. " Su Yun looked at Chang Yue with a smile. "The professor also said to give the jasmine perfume he made to his lover. If he doesn't have it, he should give it to his best friend, saying that he made it himself."
Chang Yue seemed to have been electrocuted and tossed the jasmine perfume aside.
"Uh, did the professor tell you that behind the most beautiful things, there might be terrible things hidden?" Lin Yuan raised Su Yun's topic in an instant.
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