The meal ended with Chang Yue suffering from the pain of swallowing medicine and Su Yun's constant disdain, ridicule, and advice for her to at least drink more water.
"By the way, when will the next batch of students arrive?" Zheng Ren asked as he was about to part ways.
"They're coming one after another. Why? Are you interested in lectures? "Su Yun asked.
"Not interested at all." Zheng Ren quickly waved his hand. "It's mainly because I suddenly thought that Lil Fugui will be leaving in a while. Old Liu is also studying for a short period of time. No matter what, I have to train someone who can work for six months."
"There are plenty of people in the community hospital, and they're already rubbing their palms together. However, based on my observations, their talent is average. They might not be able to meet your requirements. "Su Yun said," Boss, you've been spoiled. "
"How so?"
"Lil Fugui's standard is high to begin with. Old Liu is a professor from the Provincial Capital after all. You're using these two people as chief residents. Boss, your level is really high! "
"Okay, keep an eye out for talented people," Zheng Ren instructed.
"Yes, I've been watching. I'm afraid that you won't be able to find anyone and will capture me for surgery. "
Su Yun turned around, raised his hand high, and waved twice as a farewell.
Chang Yue returned to the 912 by herself. It was obvious that she was not full. Zheng Ren had no intention of provoking Chang Yue. An underfed woman was as scary as a Tyrannosaurus.
"Yiren, what did you buy for Yanran and the others?" he asked after getting into the car.
"What do you think?
"I'll listen to you," Zheng Ren said. "You're more professional in this."
"I've thought about it. It's going to be summer soon, and there aren't many brands in Sea City. It's better to buy clothes," Xie Yiren said. "I know their figures, and I know what kind of clothes to buy."
"Oh? What do they like? "Zheng Ren racked his brain to find a topic to talk about.
Since he had decided to go shopping, he had to make Little Yiren happy.
"Eh? Why are you interested in these things? "Xie Yiren started the Volvo XC60 and turned to look at him. She was gentle and cute.
"…" Zheng Ren was speechless.
If it wasn't for your happiness, who would be willing to go shopping?
Xie Yiren smiled when she saw Zheng Ren's expression. She patted his head and started the Volvo.
"I know you don't like shopping, so I don't usually look for you." Xie Yiren said, "It's just like when you said that you used to go to the bookstore to read books. I didn't like it either."
All the bullsh * t that Su Yun had said before had instantly flown beyond the nine heavens.
Zheng Ren felt that it was better for him to be with her.
"This time, it's to buy a gift. If you don't even go to the mall, it's not very good," Xie Yiren said. "No matter what, we are colleagues who work together."
Tears streamed down his cheeks.
Little Yiren knew him the best.
"Summer is coming. Let's buy some nice clothes." Xie Yiren said, "It's this year's new model. I received a call from the counter yesterday. The new model has finally arrived. I'm lucky. I managed to catch it before I went home."
"New model …"
Zheng Ren felt that it was very awkward for Little Yiren to talk alone and he did not say a word. However, he had no clue about this topic at all.
"Let's put it this way." Xie Yiren thought for a moment and said, "There are roughly five types of female figures. If you want to buy suitable clothes as a gift, the first thing you have to consider is what kind of figure she has. "
Zheng Ren had a headache. After listening to Su Yun's lecture, it seemed that it was useless. Now, he still had to listen … Uh, it was better to show interest. This was the greatest respect for life.
"The first type is a pear-shaped figure. Generally speaking, narrow shoulders, thin waist, wide hips, and thick thighs. Simply put, it's thin on the top and fat on the bottom. It's said that this is the ideal figure for women in classical European oil paintings. "
Zheng Ren thought of many oil paintings he had seen before. The women in them were basically pear-shaped figures.
"There's a lot of muscle and fat in the legs. Femoral artery cannulation is a little difficult," Zheng Ren commented.
"Hahaha, that's about it." Xie Yiren thought of Zheng Ren's words and laughed happily. "For example, Ah Jiao has made a comeback."
"…"
What kind of example was that?
"Ah Jiao has a typical pear-shaped figure. She's beautiful and her figure … Let's not talk about that. She's very capricious when it comes to wearing clothes. Sometimes, she wears tight pants, exposing her shortcomings. "
"Then how should she wear it?"
"A pear-shaped figure will look fat if it's not worn properly. So, a vertical stripe with wide-legged pants exudes an aura. Long legs, the kind that's 1.8 meters tall. Although wide-legged pants are no longer popular, girls with a pear-shaped figure must keep a pair of wide-legged pants. It's really cool. Then, there's the waistline of a skirt. It's hard to describe. It depends on the material of the skirt. "
There were so many theories. Zheng Ren was dumbfounded.
Did other people feel the same when they listened to his differential diagnosis?
"The second type is an apple-shaped figure. The overall body is more plump, with more meat on the lower abdomen. For this type of figure, a thick waist is a fatal flaw. It's especially easy to look fat when wearing clothes. Therefore, a half-length skirt with a wide A-line skirt is a particularly good choice, "Xie Yiren said.
"Oh, in this case, it'll be more troublesome to have an appendectomy if you're older. As long as you have an open abdomen, you'll have to face the problem of fat liquefaction, "Zheng Ren said immediately.
Although he had no idea what a wide A-line skirt was.
"Yes, that's basically what I mean. You're so smart. You got the gist of it the moment I said it." Xie Yiren drove slowly in the sea of cars, not forgetting to praise Zheng Ren for his nonsense.
Beauty was in the eye of the beholder. If Zhou Litao said this to a girl on a date, there would never be a next time.
"What kind of figure do the Chu sisters have?" Zheng Ren asked.
"Don't worry," Xie Yiren said, "They have a model body, also known as a banana body. They have a flat body with a slightly flat chest. There's no obvious waistline and a kind of bony beauty. Most models have this kind of body. "
Zheng Ren thought about it. In his memory, Chu Yanran was the quiet girl who sat beside the ventilator and recorded the various values.
Chu Yanzhi, on the other hand, was the hot-tempered girl who jumped around and shouted to burn her calories.
As for their figures, he had no impression at all.
"What clothes do they wear?"
"Off-Shoulder! They have to wear off-shoulder clothes in the summer! " Xie Yiren said confidently, "If they're a little shorter, like Zhou Dongyu, they can wear two layers. It's very effective. However, the Chu sisters are taller, so they can't wear it that way.
"They have waistline, so they can choose to wear off-shoulder, midriff-baring clothes with high-waisted jeans to show off their long legs and make their overall body proportion more voluptuous.
"It's the kind where the appendix pops out directly after an incision, right?" Zheng Ren said.
"Yes, there's very little fat and a bony beauty. With a bang, the appendix pops out on its own. " Xie Yiren smiled and said, "Sometimes we joke after you leave the stage. This is what Sister Yanzhi said."
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