"Could it be that she tried so hard to kill me before, not because I wrote her as the heroine, but because I didn't write enough? Then my next book, hehehe … "
Just as Jiraiya's imagination was running wild, Garashi suddenly asked, "Jiraiya -sama, do you like Tsunade-sensei?"
"Pfft!" Jiraiya was so scared that he even spat out his saliva. He looked at Garashi in horror and waved his hand, "How could I like that violent woman? Ha, haha, hahaha, this is not funny at all. "
Looking at Jiraiya's flustered look, Garashi sighed in his heart. It seems that I have to work part-time as a neighborhood committee aunt!
Garashi was very clear that lust was a man's nature.
Especially for a veteran like Jiraiya, he couldn't be persuaded or beaten to change his mind.
There were only two ways to fundamentally cut off the appearance of those bad books.
One was to castrate him!
The second was to put shackles on this free and unrestrained man!
Thinking of this, Garashi couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "In order to prevent high-quality tools like Kakashi from being poisoned, I really went through a lot of trouble!"
Seeing Shuishi's silence, Jiraiya felt a little guilty. "Actually, I'm not saying that Tsunade isn't good. It's just that I can't stop. I'm a wanderer, and I will only stop when I'm about to die."
Garashi blinked, "Even when Tsunade-sensei is hurt?"
Jiraiya glared and shouted subconsciously, "Who dares!"
Shushi chuckled meaningfully. "Langzi?"
Seeing Garashi's strange gaze, Jiraiya blushed and pretended to cough twice, "Haha, who can bully her!"
Garashi sighed, "If it was the previous Tsunade-sensei, of course, it wouldn't be a problem, but Jiraiya -sama, you should also know Sensei's current situation, right?"
Jiraiya rubbed his hands and smiled, "Isn't there Sarutobi sensei and Orochi Maru?"
Shushi looked straight at Jiraiya. Seeing Jiraiya's guilty conscience, Shushi said, "Well, I'll pretend that you don't know anything. I can feel that Sensei wants to leave the village."
"If Sensei's hemophobia is known by the enemy Ninja Village, they will definitely not miss this opportunity."
Jiraiya was silent for a long time, and finally, he smiled bitterly, "You want to push Tsunade to me?"
Garashi smiled softly, "I just think that if it's you, Jiraiya -sama, you should be able to wake Sensei up from that nightmare!"
Hearing Garashi mention the "nightmare", Jiraiya pinched his eyebrows, and then sat on the grass next to him in a very free and easy posture.
"Come and sit down."
Garashi looked like a good boy and sat opposite Jiraiya.
"Actually, Tsunade used to have a lover, his name is Kato Duan, he is …"
"I know."
Jiraiya's eyes widened. "Tsunade even told you this?"
Garashi shook his head, "I know from Shizune."
"Oh, the little girl beside Tsunade …" Jiraiya said, and suddenly his facial muscles twitched, "Wait, you told me so much, don't tell me you want me to be your little girlfriend's bodyguard?"
Garashi said helplessly, "Jiraiya -sama, what are you talking about? I'm only six years old! "
Jiraiya squinted his eyes, "You know you're only six years old, right? You're acting like an emotional expert! "
Garashi spread his hands, "Although it may be rude to say this, Jiraiya -sama, you probably haven't talked to girls as much as I have, right?"
Kacha!
Jiraiya covered his chest, feeling as if something cracked here!
"Please try to recall how many girls have spoken to you for more than ten sentences?" Asked Soishi, seizing the opportunity to ask.
Jiraiya opened his mouth blankly, obviously, he already knew the answer in his heart.
"Not to mention ten sentences, the only girl who has spoken to me more than three sentences seems to be Tsunade, right?"
Thinking of this, Jiraiya suddenly woke up, "Don't I even have a choice in this life?"
Seeing Jiraiya's worried look, Garashi muttered in his heart, "There really isn't anyone who has spoken more than ten sentences, I was going to set it at thirty sentences!"
Jiraiya hesitated for a while, and said, "Tell me, what is the position of Broken in Tsunade's heart?"
"It should be very high, after all, memories will beautify a person's image."
Jiraiya's old face fell, "Then I'd better …"
Garashi said with some disappointment, "What's the point of arguing with a dead person? Or, do you want Tsunade-sensei to be the kind of person who will forget her memories? "
Jiraiya suddenly realized, Yes, if Tsunade really forgot the past, would she still be the Tsunade he knew?
Seeing that the time was right, Garashi launched the final blow, "Let me remind you again, although there are not many girls who have spoken to you, there are many men who want to communicate with Tsunade-sensei!"
Jiraiya's face darkened, but he had to admit that as long as she was not afraid of domestic violence, Tsunade was indeed much more popular than him!
Thinking of this, Jiraiya couldn't hold back anymore, "No, it seems that this sage has to take the initiative to attack!"
"Do you want to give her something? But I don't seem to have anything to give her! Give her a toad? Or, give her my autographed book? "
Seeing that Jiraiya was eager to die, Garashi quickly stopped him, "Jiraiya -sama, I still have something to ask you for help, during this time, you can calm down and think about it!"
Jiraiya pondered and nodded, "You're right, I should think about it. Tell me, what do you want? "
"I always feel that he will die miserably," Garashi sighed and said, "I hope you can give me a few drops of Mount Myoboku's toad oil!"
"Oh, that's easy." Jiraiya casually agreed, but quickly reacted, "Wait, Tsunade wants you to learn Senjutsu?"
"That's too reckless, with your current state …"
"Jiraiya -sama, you misunderstood." Garashi said, "It's not me who wants to use it."
"It's not you?" Jiraiya was stunned, and immediately showed a lascivious smile, "Could it be that Tsunade wants to learn the Shikkotsu Forest's Senjutsu? Hehe, I wonder what she looks like when she transforms? "
Seeing that even Jiraiya thought of the Uniform Temptation, Shushi hurriedly explained, "It's a classmate of mine. One part of his Meridians is almost completely broken. It's very difficult to repair it. Only with the most gentle energy can it be possible to reconnect his broken Meridians!"
"Gentle?" Jiraiya's face was serious, "But do you know that the extreme of gentleness is violence?"
"Or, natural energy is too gentle. Once you come in contact with it, you and nature will truly become one!"
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