Seeing the bizarre expression on Zhang Xuan's face, Wu Shi couldn't help but ask, "Zhang Shi, is there something wrong with the seal?"
In his impression, the Principal Zhang before him had always been a composed and steady person. No matter what happened, his expression would never change. For him to have such an expression at this moment, it was clear that something difficult to resolve had happened.
"Oh, it's nothing much. I just find it a little weird …"
With twitching lips, Zhang Xuan walked to a distance of around forty meters away before beckoning the crowd over. "Everyone, don't be in such a hurry to cultivate. Let's discuss how we can undo the seal and enter the door!"
"Zhang Shi, you have already found a solution?"
The crowd hurriedly walked over to Zhang Xuan with glowing eyes.
"I did think of one, but …"
Scratching his head, Zhang Xuan knew that what he had just seen was simply too inconceivable, so he couldn't bring himself to say it. Thus, he could only ask, "Which one of you has the Spirit Solution of Vigor with you?"
"Spirit Solution of Vigor?"
The crowd was stunned. They glanced at one another in confusion.
Spirit Solution of Vigor was the scientific name for the urine of saint beasts, and it didn't sound too vulgar. Most cultivators would carry a little of it with them when they were out training, so as to prevent the disturbance of spirit beasts at night …
Back then, in the Life-and-Death Physician Duel between Zhang Xuan and You Xu, he had forced the other party to drink the Spirit Solution of Vigor, leaving the latter so frustrated that he nearly spurted blood and died on the spot.
"This ancient domain is extremely ancient, so I thought that there shouldn't be any saint beasts or spirit beasts in it. Thus, I didn't prepare the Spirit Solution of Vigor with me …"
"Same here. I did prepare a bottle of it, but as I grew stronger, I realized that it was no longer of much use anymore. Thus, I kept it with me, thinking that it would be a disgrace to the culture, so I threw it away!"
"Our Combat Master Hall doesn't use such a thing. If there are spirit beasts attacking us, we just have to kill them. After killing so many of them, naturally, no one dares to cause trouble anymore …"
…
The crowd shook their heads.
Those who were invited here were all reputable figures. Han Xu, the head of the Qingyuan Empire Formation Master Guild, Wu Rufeng, and Mu Yuan, the Seven Star Master Teacher Academy! Wu Tianqiong, Shen Pingchao, and Wu Ran, the principals of the Three Great Master Teacher Academies …
On top of that, the members of the Combat Master Hall didn't have the habit of carrying the urine of saint beasts around with them. Thus, everyone was taken aback by Zhang Xuan's question.
"You didn't bring it?"
Rubbing his forehead, Zhang Xuan glanced at Lozosy.
The girl gritted her teeth angrily. "I didn't bring it either!"
"Alright! Since no one brought … "
Seeing that no one had brought anything with them, Zhang Xuan shook his head. Rubbing his glabella, he flicked his wrist, and a bunch of pots and pans appeared on the floor. With a helpless look on his face, he said, "Then... you can pee on your own!"
"Pu!"
Everyone staggered at the same time, feeling like they wanted to vomit blood.
You want to find the Spirit Solution of Vigor, and you want us to pee on it … Do you have to change your mind so quickly?
Furthermore, all of them were reputable figures, and yet, they actually urinated right away … Everyone was on the verge of going insane.
"Hurry up. Also, give me as much as you can. Whether or not I can decipher the seal will depend on how much you provide …"
Ignoring the conflicted looks on everyone's face, Zhang Xuan waved his hand.
"I …"
Everyone's faces turned green, and they were on the verge of tears.
"Alright, take a tool according to your situation …" Zhang Xuan gestured to the pots and pans on the floor.
These were the tools that he had found in the storage rings of the Otherworldly Demons. Most likely, they were the tools that the Otherworldly Demons used to cook, and they were extremely clean.
"Alright!"
Seeing how serious Zhang Xuan was, the crowd glanced at one another before nodding in agreement. Gritting their teeth, they each took a container.
Hu hu hu!
In the blink of an eye, everyone was gone.
They didn't want to take their urine in front of so many people … That would be too embarrassing.
Only Zhang Xuan and Lozosy were left in the square.
"Cough cough, this is for you …" Seeing that the young lady hadn't taken a container yet, Zhang Xuan hesitated for a moment before passing a cup over.
"You …"
Lozosy gritted her teeth so tightly that they were on the verge of shattering. She glared at the fellow before her coldly, wishing that she could just slap him to death.
"What's wrong?" Seeing the displeasure on Luo Ruoxin's face, Zhang Xuan stroked his chin and frowned. "Is it too small? Then … this is for you! "
After saying those words, he reluctantly passed a huge basin over.
"Scram!"
Lozosy roared furiously. She felt as if she would explode at any moment.
No matter where she went, she was a goddess, an existence revered by others. Yet, this fellow actually dared to pass a cup over to her … More importantly, he even passed a basin over to her!
Do you think that I can fill it up?
Do you think that I won't kill you right now?
"It's fine if you don't want to pee, why are you throwing a tantrum …"
Not expecting the other party to reject his goodwill and even ask him to scram, Zhang Xuan replied indignantly.
"You …"
Lozosy had really lost her mind.
All along, she had never shown much of an expression on her face. It was as if she was an oil painting, yet at the same time, she felt as if she was an outsider. However … ever since she met this fellow, she would be infuriated every single time. All of her composure had vanished without a trace.
"Alright, I'll be leaving …"
Seeing that the young lady would surely explode if he were to continue speaking, Zhang Xuan turned around and fled.
Watching as Zhang Xuan left, Lozosy was still fuming with rage. Just as she was about to capture that fellow and beat him up, she suddenly heard a flustered voice not too far away.
"I don't have anything on me. What should I do if I can't pee?"
Turning around, she saw Jin Yuan Ding pacing around anxiously, as if he was trying to see if he could solve this problem. With a single glance, he was on the verge of tears.
"Don't go! Can anyone lend me one … Also, Master, can you forge one for me …"
"…"
Black lines streaked across Lozosy's face.
What kind of people did she meet this time …
…
Unaware of the reason behind the young lady's rage, Zhang Xuan found a secluded spot and prepared some for himself. However, just as he was about to forge some for himself, he suddenly slapped his forehead.
"Why was I so foolish …"
The next moment, he vanished from the spot and entered the Myriad Anthive Nest.
"Come here, all of you!"
Floating in the air, Zhang Xuan bellowed.
Hu hu hu!
In the blink of an eye, the saint beasts in the Myriad Anthive Nest flew over.
Knowing that the ancient domain was dangerous, he had intentionally brought more saint beasts with him when he returned to the Master Teacher Academy. In total, there were more than a hundred Byzantium Helios Beast, the Nine Kings of the Cloudmist Ridge, and those beyond Saint realm.
"All of you, pee!"
Zhang Xuan whipped out a bunch of pots and pans and passed them to the beasts.
"Roar?"
"Roar!"
The beasts were perplexed, but the other party was their master, so they didn't dare to disobey. Thus, they quickly grabbed a large basin each and turned around.
In an instant, a commotion filled the air.
Not too long later, each of the beasts carried a large basin over, and the smallest among them weighed at least ten jin.
These saint beasts were all several meters tall, and they were massive in size. If they really wanted to pee, there was no doubt that there would be an astonishing number of them.
"Not bad!"
Seeing that those fellows had indeed put in the effort, Zhang Xuan nodded in satisfaction. With a wave of his hand, he gathered all of the Spirit Solution of Vigor together, filling up an entire barrel, weighing close to two thousand jin.
"Alright, you can all go and rest now!"
With a wave of his hand, Zhang Xuan turned his attention away and left the Myriad Anthive Nest.
Returning to the square, he saw that quite a few people had already returned. They were the members of the Combat Master Hall.
"This is what you wanted!"
Feng Xun harrumphed as he passed the basin in his hands over. The others also followed suit, but there wasn't much of it. Even with the dozen or so members of the Combat Master Hall, there was only half a basin in total.
"So little?"
Zhang Xuan glanced at the valiant and spirited members of the Combat Master Hall, and he couldn't help but frown.
There were so many of them, and every single one of them was filled with vigor. To think that there would only be so little …
"Little? Where's yours? If you have the ability, take it out and show it to us. You probably don't even have as much as we do … "
Recalling the sight of him being pummeled, Feng Xun gritted his teeth and bellowed furiously.
"I …"
Just as Zhang Xuan was about to speak, Wu Tianqiong, Mu shi, Wu Shi, and the others suddenly flew over, and their faces reddened in embarrassment.
After gathering all of the Spirit Solution of Vigor together, they realized that they didn't even have as much as the members of the Combat Master Hall.
"This …"
Zhang Xuan sighed helplessly.
It was fortunate that he had come up with a solution. Otherwise, with just the few of them, they wouldn't even be able to scratch an itch, let alone break the formation.
After gathering the Spirit Solution of Vigor together, Zhang Xuan tossed the Spirit Solution of Vigor to the ground and shook his head. "Forget it, there's no need for your Spirit Solution of Vigor. It's too little. Just use mine!"
"Use yours? Do you think that your Spirit Solution of Vigor can be more than our Spirit Solution of Vigor? "
Hearing those words, Feng Xun felt even more infuriated.
"That's mine …"
Hong long!
A massive wooden bucket weighing over two thousand jin fell to the ground, sending a cloud of dust into the air.
"Pu …"
"How is this possible?"
All of the master teachers and combat masters turned to look at Zhang Xuan with a frenzied look in their eyes.
Even if your bladder is huge, there should be a limit to it. With so much Vigor, you could easily drown in it several times over … Where in the world did you get such a huge amount of Vigor?
This was especially so for Feng Xun. He felt blood gushing up his throat once more.
How in the world did you manage to do that?
It was one thing for you to be so powerful, but to urinate so much … Do you even have a folded space in your bladder?
If only we had known that you were able to produce so much Vigor of Vigor singlehandedly, we wouldn't have gone through so much trouble!
"Alright, I'm going to break the formation now …"
Ignoring the shocked expressions of the crowd, Zhang Xuan gathered his zhenqi and lifted the wooden bucket. With a push of his feet, he leaped into the air and flew toward the seal.
Seeing that Zhang Xuan was going to break the formation, the crowd hurriedly turned their gazes toward the door.
They had been studying the seal for a very long time, but they were unable to come up with a solution. Even with so many Otherworldly Demons attacking it with all their might, they were unable to come up with a solution. Yet, Zhang Shi was actually able to find a solution with just a touch, and he even had them prepare some Vigor of Vigor …
Everyone was curious to see what kind of method Zhang Xuan was going to use, and what did it have to do with Vigor of Vigor?
Whoosh!
Under everyone's gazes, Zhang Xuan arrived directly above the door. His gaze was solemn as he suddenly pointed at the wooden barrel below.
Rumble!
A hole immediately appeared in the barrel, and the urine inside shot straight toward the seal.
Sizzle! Sizzle!
The moment this thing came into contact with the seal, it was like sulfuric acid coming into contact with steel. The latter emitted a corroding sound, and the originally incomparably sturdy seal instantly melted away.
(Looking at how Laoya updates every new year, shouldn't you give him two monthly votes and cheer for the hardworking person? Let's get rid of those gods who asked for leave! I can't watch this anymore!)
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