"Typically, people with mysophobia wouldn't be willing to touch dirty things," Jiang Yan said.
Zhou Wen was enlightened. "You mean to say that we have to dirty our bodies? Then, Bai Ze won't be willing to touch us. Why didn't you say so earlier? It's not like it's difficult. I can make preparations in advance and get some pot ashes or something when I come … "
"That's not the case. No matter how dirty we are, it makes no difference to Bai Ze. This is because it doesn't need to touch us at all. All it needs to do is say a word to finish us off. If we are too dirty, it might even incur its annoyance. It might only chase us down, but seeing how dirty we are, it might throw us off the cliff and kill us, "Jiang Yan said with a shake of his head.
"Then what do you mean?" Zhou Wen really couldn't figure out what Jiang Yan meant.
"I mean, perhaps we can have some way to make Bai Ze unwilling to even look at us or even say a word to us," Jiang Yan said.
"How is that possible? No matter how dirty we are, it's impossible to make it unwilling to look at us, right? Even if it doesn't want to look at us and closes its eyes, it only needs to say a word to make us scram down the mountain. "No matter how Zhou Wen thought about it, it was impossible.
"Of course it's possible. As long as you do as I say, you can definitely do it," Jiang Yan said confidently.
"How do I do it?" Zhou Wen asked doubtfully.
"You'll know when you see this." A purple light flickered between Jiang Yan's eyebrows. His body, which was originally immobile like Zhou Wen's, actually moved. Then, he threw a book in front of Zhou Wen.
This only took an instant. After doing all of this, the purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows vanished, and his body returned to its frozen state.
"Take a good look at the contents of that comic book and you will know what to do," Jiang Yan said.
Bai Ze clearly had absolute confidence in itself. Although it had heard Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan's conversation and could understand what they were saying, it didn't mind at all. It looked at them disdainfully as though they were two idiots.
From its point of view, no matter what Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan did, it only needed to say a word to finish off these two idiots.
Zhou Wen couldn't move his body, but thankfully, he could still move his mouth. He blew at the comic book on the ground and used the airflow to affect the pages of the comic book.
This was an episode of a comic book. There was no beginning or end. Zhou Wen didn't understand what it meant at first, but after reading it for a while, his expression gradually turned odd.
The content of the comic book looked very normal. There didn't seem to be anything special. However, it didn't seem to be.
Bai Ze lay there and secretly opened one of its eyes to take a peek. Seeing that there was nothing wrong with the drawing, it closed its eyes and continued to rest leisurely.
"Are you sure this will work?" Zhou Wen asked Jiang Yan with a strange expression after reading it.
Jiang Yan said with certainty, "Definitely."
"Will Bai Ze kill us if we do this?" Zhou Wen asked again.
"Yi." Bai Bai Yan said. to. "Wen that to to Bai." Zhang Yan '' to to Wen..
"Wait, what do you mean by I've tainted its place? Shouldn't it be us? "Zhou Wen felt that something was amiss.
"Ah Wen, only you can complete this matter. I can't," Jiang Yan said sincerely.
"We're all men. Why can't I do it?" Zhou Wen immediately retorted. He didn't believe Jiang Yan's nonsense.
"Actually, I'm also a germaphobe. It's no better than Bai Ze's. That's why I need your help. Otherwise, I could've done it myself. I wouldn't have brought you here." Jiang Yan continued sincerely, "It's precisely because I'm also a germaphobe that I know this method will definitely succeed."
"Like hell I believe you! If you want to do it, we'll do it together. If you want me to do it myself, there's no way, "Zhou Wen said through gritted teeth.
"Sorry, Ah Wen. I'll make it up to you in the future." As Jiang Yan spoke, the purple dot of light between his eyebrows lit up again, allowing him to temporarily escape Bai Ze's immobilizing power.
In the next second, Jiang Yan flicked his hand and produced a piece of paper that landed right on top of Zhou Wen's head.
After doing all of this, the purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows dimmed again as he was immobilized once again.
"What are you doing? What's that on my head? "Zhou Wen looked up from the corner of his eyes, but he couldn't see anything above his head.
"This is an Epic Companion Beast. Its name is Zenith Paper Figurine. As long as it lands on your head, it can control your body. Then, your body will do whatever it does. Don't worry. The Zenith Paper Figurine's control of your body is similar to that of a marionette. Your body is still immobilized, but it doesn't affect your actions … "
As Jiang Yan explained, the Zenith Paper Figurine had already stood up. It was a paper figurine cut out of yellow paper. It didn't have a nose or eyes. It was just a human-shaped paper cutout.
However, when it stood above Zhou Wen's head, Zhou Wen's originally immobile body actually moved like a puppet. However, it looked extremely stiff.
"Don't worry. I've already gotten someone to teach it all the actions. It will do it in one go at the fastest speed possible. Remember to say your lines …" Jiang Yan closed his eyes. He didn't even want to look, nor did he want to imagine the scene.
"No … No …" Zhou Wen widened his eyes as he looked down. He watched helplessly as one of his hands uncontrollably tugged at his belt like a bolt of lightning.
"Ah Wen, I've wronged you. I'll make it up to you in the future." Jiang Yan closed his eyes with a guilty expression.
However, Jiang Yan's expression suddenly changed. He opened his eyes and glanced sideways, but he didn't see Zhou Wen.
The purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows immediately erupted again, but unfortunately, it was too late. Zhou Wen appeared behind him with a devilish smile. He grabbed the Zenith Paper Figurine with one hand and kept struggling in his hand, but it couldn't escape his grasp.
As for Zhou Wen's other hand, he had already grabbed Jiang Yan's pants and pulled them down. Then, he kicked Jiang Yan's buttocks. Jiang Yan's pupils constricted as he rolled towards Bai Ze with a look of despair.
"Haha, Brother Bai Ze, take a closer look at the places that guy has rolled past. Those places have been contaminated by his filthy germs … When the wind blows, the filthy germs will constantly spread … Soon, the entire mountaintop will be covered in filthy germs … You must not let him roll down the mountain … Wherever he rolls past will be contaminated by the filthy germs …" Zhou Wen was speaking smugly when he suddenly saw a purple whip wrap around his leg without him realizing it.
"Ah!" Jiang Yan, who was rolling towards Bai Ze, gritted his teeth and pulled. Zhou Wen's pants tore as his body fell to the ground and rolled towards Bai Ze.
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