Lunatic Guan's house looked messy, with all sorts of junk everywhere. Ye Chong had to be careful as he walked, lest he accidentally topple the mountains of junk. The scene reminded Ye Chong of the garbage mountains on Trash Planet.
Shang could not help but sigh, "Tsk tsk, looks like you've met an interesting woman. Hmm, probably an old lady with a mental disorder! Hehe, Ye, be careful! "Shang was gloating.
Ye Chong did not intend to respond to Shang. He knew that no matter how he responded, Shang would only be more interested. Thus, he tactfully chose to keep his mouth shut.
Shang chuckled, "Sigh, I almost forgot, Ye must be thinking of that female boxer! … Hah … Ye, your heartbeat is changing! "Shang could not help but feel proud.
The veins on Ye Chong's forehead were throbbing, but his mind could not help but think of that snow-white training garb. The tip of his nose seemed to catch a whiff of that strange fragrance, and the tip of his tongue felt a little slippery.
For a moment, Ye Chong was lost in thought.
The sound of stumbling footsteps reached Ye Chong's ears, and he immediately came back to his senses.
Ye Chong looked calmly at Lunatic Guan, who was still drunk.
Lunatic Guan was about 28 or 29 years old, and had a pretty face. This could be seen from Shang's exclamation. As for asking Ye Chong to make a judgment, it would be too difficult for him. Lunatic Guan was still not sober, and her clothes were disheveled. Her top had slid to one side, and her snow-white left shoulder was exposed to the air. She did not seem to notice it, and the view of her chest was faintly discernible. Her slender, jade-like hands held a cup upside down.
Ye Chong could hear Shang's sharp intake of breath. However, Ye Chong was not surprised by Shang's behavior.
Ye Chong really did not understand how to judge a person's appearance. In essence, everyone had two eyes, two ears, one nose and one mouth. There was no difference. Of course, Ye Chong understood that there were still differences. For example, his hearing and eyesight should be stronger, but his sense of smell and taste was slightly weaker. However, Ye Chong did not believe that anyone could determine the strength of a person's abilities at first sight. Ye Chong believed that even Mu would not be able to do that.
In that case, this should not be one of the so-called aesthetic judgments that Shang mentioned.
Judging from facial muscles, Ye Chong admitted that he lacked knowledge in this field, because he could not imagine how facial muscles would be useful in battle. Since they couldn't help, how could they judge their strengths and weaknesses? As for the hair, it was also very difficult for it to have any effect in battle. On the contrary, if the hair was too long, it would have an adverse effect on the battle. If he was on a trash planet, a bald head would be the most suitable choice.
But Ye Chong had never heard Shang praise a bald woman as a beauty!
How was he supposed to judge? Ye Chong was utterly confused! It was indeed very difficult!
Shang let out a moaning sound, "God! How could this be? How could there be such an exquisite beauty in this broken place! Yezi, it's over! I'm done for! "
Ye Chong was startled. "Shang, what happened?"
Shang said with a trembling voice, "Yezi, I'm sure I was hit by an arrow!"
"Arrows?" Ye Chong was startled. He quickly searched around but found nothing. However, Ye Chong dared not be careless. "Could it be a new type of invisible weapon? Ray Wave Arrow? " Ye Chong immediately prepared for battle. Once Shang was sure of the attack, Ye Chong would be ready to deploy Guardian. Guardian was very advantageous in a battle like this. He could kill the woman before him in the shortest time possible, and then he could search for the new type of weapon.
Shang almost fainted. "Ye, do you really not have a shred of humanity in you?"
"Humanity? But Shang, I heard you said you were hit by an arrow. Hmm, this kind of primitive weapon can't hurt you, but if it's a new type of weapon like the ray wave arrow, it's more likely! "Ye Chong said seriously.
Shang was utterly defeated. "Ye, have you never heard of Cupid's Arrow?"
"Cupid's Arrow?" Ye Chong was puzzled. "Which company produced it? Specifications? Model? Specific functions? I don't think I've ever seen such a product! "Ye Chong pondered.
Shang could not hold it in any longer. "Ye, you beast! Can't you be more normal? You've never heard of Cupid's Arrow? All you think about is fighting and killing, and your crappy mechs, when will you understand the true meaning of life? " Shang's last sentence was said in a very emotional tone, and Ye Chong could not help but feel goosebumps all over his body.
"Does it have anything to do with this?" Ye Chong asked blankly. However, knowing that Shang was not attacked, Ye Chong was relieved.
Shang said dejectedly, "Sigh, this is my fault. Discussing the true meaning of life with people like you is like playing the lute to a cow!"
"But Mu once said that cows are intelligent animals!" Ye Chong retorted.
"Heavens! What kind of people are these two! "Shang choked with sobs as he sighed to the sky.
"Little Ye, looking at me like that, are you interested in me?" Lunatic Guan's eyes were blurred, her body was unsteady as if she would fall at any moment, her voice was seductive.
"That's beautiful! That's wonderful! Ye, do you know what this is called? It's called Tangled Tongue. According to a study on women, women who speak like this are sexy on the outside, but loyal on the inside. They are the best partners for men, and are said to be the women gifted by God to men! Unexpected! Unexpected! How could I meet such a beautiful woman in such a shabby place! "Shang was so excited that his speech was incoherent.
Ye Chong did not understand a single word of Shang's, except for one thing - Shang was praising Lunatic Guan! Ye Chong could not help but roll his eyes, wondering how Hei Zi would react if he heard Shang's words. Hei Zi would probably not admit it even if he was beaten to death.
Ye Chong studied Lunatic Guan again, and still could not see anything good about her, except for her hands. It was a pair of fair and slender hands, with well-proportioned knuckles. Ye Chong could even see that the muscles on her hands were well-distributed, and this was undoubtedly a pair of dexterous hands. However, in Ye Chong's eyes, the only flaw was that her skin was too soft, which would not be as good as he wanted in terms of endurance.
Ye Chong was enlightened when he thought of her identity as an alchemist.
Lunatic Guan was used to Ye Chong's silence, just like how Ye Chong was used to Lunatic Guan's drunken state. Every time Ye Chong came here, Lunatic Guan would almost always look drunk, and her speech would be incoherent. In addition, she liked to go crazy for no reason, which made Hei Zi very reluctant to come here. This was also the reason why she was called Lunatic Guan.
"Did you finish the strengthening fluid already? That can't be right, you just sent a lot over not long ago, it can't be used up so quickly! "Lunatic Guan was a little surprised, and then teased," Could it be that Little Ye misses me? Hee hee, how about I accompany our dear Little Yezi tonight! "
Shang made an intoxicated sound, "Heavens! This is wonderful! "He then turned to Ye Chong impatiently," Ye, agree to it! You must agree to it! "
Ye Chong ignored Shang's teasing.
Ye Chong spoke, "It's not about the strengthening fluid, Master asked me to learn alchemy from Aunt Guan!"
Lunatic Guan paused for a moment, and then studied Ye Chong carefully, "I didn't know that your master had such high expectations of you, to actually ask you to come learn alchemy from me! Why didn't I see it? Tsk tsk, people can't be judged by their appearance! I, your sister, have misjudged you! "
Ye Chong asked directly, "What do you think, Aunt Guan?"
Lunatic Guan laughed and said, "Sigh, Little Ye, how many times have I told you to call me sister, Aunt Guan, Aunt Guan makes me sound old!" Ye Chong, with his sharp eyes, could still see the fingers on her right hand turning the cup's stem subconsciously. This detail made Ye Chong, who was familiar with her, understand that she was thinking.
Ye Chong said nothing, waiting for her to think it through.
Silence fell between the two.
The fingers stopped moving, and Ye Chong spoke, "So?" His voice was as calm as ever.
Lunatic Guan was slightly surprised, obviously not expecting Ye Chong to grasp the timing so accurately.
The smile on Lunatic Guan's face was gone, replaced by a solemn expression. It was the first time Ye Chong saw such an expression on Lunatic Guan's face. Lunatic Guan's pair of eyes stared deeply at Ye Chong, and spoke slowly, "Since your master said so, it's not impossible for you to learn alchemy from me …" She stopped here.
"Hmm, what are the conditions?" Ye Chong asked, his expression unchanged.
Lunatic Guan's eyes flashed with admiration as she said, "I don't know what the conditions are, but if you want to learn alchemy from me, there are a few things that you must abide by. If you can't do it, then I will not teach you, even if your master is here!" Lunatic Guan said the last sentence without hesitation.
Ye Chong was unmoved. "Speak!" he said flatly.
"First, your master probably only wants you to learn how to mix a few types of strengthening chemicals, but since you're here to learn from me, then I'll decide what to teach you. Besides, you can only leave when I think you're done! Before that, you can't leave this place without permission. Of course, I'll send you to your master regularly, "Lunatic Guan said slowly.
Ye Chong thought for a moment before replying, "No problem!"
"Second, you're my student, you'll do whatever I ask you to do, no bargaining, and no slacking."
"Alright!"
"Third, I'll specify places you can't enter, and things you can't touch. You're not allowed to enter or touch them. If I find out, then you'll have to bear the consequences! " Lunatic Guan's tone was calm when she said this, but Ye Chong somehow sensed a hint of danger.
"I've never been a curious person!" Ye Chong had always been confident on this point.
"You have to think carefully!" Lunatic Guan said.
"Yes!" Ye Chong replied, "I agree!"
"Sure?"
"Yes!"
"Hmm, alright, first clean up everything in this room!" Lunatic Guan threw down those words, and left with a drunken hiccup.
"Ye, I take back everything I said just now!" Shang looked at the mountain of junk and felt a chill in his heart!
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