Three corpses, a fainted boss, and a crazy, scary, and perverted Tom.
Gao Qi looked at Tom with a rueful expression and said, "Your self-introduction is very innovative."
Tom looked at Gao Qi, then he slowly looked at Niu Lidong and Anna. At this time, he discovered a problem, Gao Qi and the other two didn't fear him at all.
In terms of craziness and perversion, this Tom only killed three people, how could he compare to Bernhard?
Although Bernhard was a scientist and Tom's background was unclear, Gao Qi wouldn't be scared by a pervert like Tom.
So Tom was a bit surprised. He looked back, then pulled James's leg and pulled the corpse off the sofa. He sat on the sofa and then lay down comfortably on the back.
"Tourists? Where did you come from? "
"City No. 1."
"Last night, that idiot Terry tried to rob you, but you guys robbed him instead. You lost my grenade. Alright, that damn black bastard."
Tom curled his lips and cursed angrily. He then shrugged and shook his head. "I really shouldn't have accepted a black ghost student into my school. I thought he would at least have the racial talent of robbing. If a black ghost doesn't even know how to rob, then what else can he do?"
Gao Qi chuckled, "The word black guy is too racist. I advise you to be kind. Don't use this word anymore. What I'm interested in is, are you a teacher?"
Tom nodded.
"What do I teach?"
Tom said very seriously, "Chinese. I teach people to speak Chinese so that they can rob. I also teach them some criminal skills, but I mainly teach language. What do you think of my accent? Is it very standard? "
Gao Qi smiled, "Standard, it is indeed standard. But do you still need to learn language to commit crimes?"
"Of course, only those who have received good education can speak Chinese. But gangsters who rely on robbing to make a living obviously lack education, so it's inconvenient to communicate when robbing. It's easy to cause panic among tourists and lead to unnecessary trouble."
After a serious explanation, Tom spread out his hands and said, "But if the target knows that he won't be hurt and just takes out the money, it can save a lot of unnecessary trouble and reduce accidental injuries. This way, it won't attract the police's attention. So it's necessary to learn the language."
"Makes sense, makes sense."
Gao Qi nodded, then he said to Tom, "Then what are you going to do next?"
"I'm going to practice speaking, have breakfast and then leave. In fact, I came here to warn the boss not to be nosy, but I'm obviously late."
Tom looked very annoyed. He waved his hand and said, "Terry, that idiot who robbed you last night, he didn't tell me what happened. if he told me earlier, I would've come last night. James wouldn't have died, and I wouldn't have to fight with the dock gang... really, idiots always mess everything up."
Anna suddenly said, "Then are you also the boss of a gang?"
Tom was stunned for a moment, then he immediately shook his head and said, "Gang? No, no, I like to be alone, so I won't establish any gang. I'm just a … just a … a criminal, a born criminal. "
After saying that, Tom shrugged and said, "I was born a human. I'm a bastard because I was born a criminal."
Tom's words were actually quite rhyming. Gao Qi couldn't help but laugh, "I thought you would say 'I'm sorry for being born a human.'"
Tom was stunned for a moment, then he frowned and said, "Oh no, I'm obviously a bastard, but I'm definitely not an idiot."
Gao Qi said with interest, "Then, what are you going to do with us? Are we your targets? Do you want to rob us? Or do you want to kill us? What do you want to do? "
Tom looked at Gao Qi and shook his head, "No, I won't directly attack tourists, especially tourists from City One. And you look like psychics. I won't provoke psychics, so I just want to talk to you and practice my oral English."
After saying that, Tom looked at the boss lying on the ground angrily and said, "Damn it, I'm hungry. I want to eat hamburgers, but how can I wake him up? What's worse is that the police and the people from the dock gang should be here soon. This means … I won't have breakfast!"
Tom glanced at Gao Qi again and shook his head, saying, "Forget it, I'd better go somewhere else for breakfast. Uh, please don't tell the police what happened here. I don't want to go back to prison so soon. Thank you."
Tom stood up, but Gao Qi asked curiously, "How do you know we're psychics?"
Tom looked at Gao Qi and said, "You have the special eyes of psychics. I hate those eyes, especially her. Her hair color keeps changing. Don't tell me it's a new hair dye technology."
Gao Qi looked at Anna in surprise, and then he found that Anna's hair was still golden, but soon he found that Anna's golden hair turned turmeric, and then brown.
"Why does your hair color keep changing?"
Anna looked at a strand of hair in front of her eyes and said, "Because I was so excited. I thought he would kill us."
Tom shook his head, then got up and picked up two pistols from the ground, and two grenades from the body behind the sofa.
Tom lifted his shirt and inserted the pistol into his belt. Then, he slowly walked to James' body and took the grenade that Niu Lidong gave him from James' hand.
Now Tom had three grenades in his hand. At this time, Niu Lidong finally couldn't help but say, "Wait, that grenade is mine!"
Tom looked at Niu Lidong in surprise.
If Niu Lidong wasn't a wasteland person, it would be fine, but Niu Lidong couldn't stand being robbed of his things, so he stretched out his hand and said firmly, "That grenade is mine. You have to give it back to me."
Tom was a little stunned. He looked at the grenade in his hand and thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "No, that's my trophy. I won't give it to you. If you want grenades, you have to rob them from the dock gang, or buy them from me. One hundred dollars for one. My price is very fair."
Niu Lidong could be very stubborn sometimes. He immediately said, "Give mine back to me, and then I'll buy yours. But you can't take my grenade away."
Tom frowned and said, "You want to rob me? That won't do. It will be very annoying, because I will never give up my trophy."
At this time, Gao Qi smiled and said, "Well, what's your name?"
"Tom Hopkins," Tom Hopkins said solemnly.
Gao Qi nodded and said, "Good, now we know each other. This grenade doesn't matter. I can give it to you, because we can make a big deal. Do you have directional grenades?"
Tom held the two grenades in one hand and raised the grenade that Niu Lidong had given him with his right hand. Then he said seriously, "Business is business, but this is my spoils of war, not a gift from you!"
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