"Wait a minute," Xu Shenxing rubbed his eyebrows and asked in confusion, "Why do I have to wear women's clothes?"
"Isn't it written on the third page of the contract? The location of the White Bell Shrine was bought by the Dazo Consortium in Japan, and a women's college called Huanghua was built around the White Bell Mountain." Xu Feng said matter-of-factly, "Since you want to enter the women's college, of course you have to wear women's clothes!"
Xu Shenxing hurriedly turned the copy of the contract to the third page and found that it was full of information about the background of the White Bell Shrine, giving people the feeling of a cheap travel guide. At the bottom of this densely packed text, there was a sentence written: "Therefore, Party B (Xu Shenxing) needs to wear women's clothes to enter and live there."
Xu Shenxing always felt that this thing was similar to what was commonly used on the Internet some time ago. First, they would use the first person to tell a thrilling story with ups and downs, then at the end, they would suddenly change the topic and say, "Then the question is, which company is better at using excavators?".
It's all f * cking tricks.
Xu Shenxing thumped his chest and stamped his feet.
"Then do you want to try it on now? Women's clothes?" Xu Feng suggested calmly.
"Bah, you dirty dogs of state power, I won't give in to you even if I die!" Xu Shenxing flatly refused with an indignant look on his face, "If you want me to wear that kind of thing, you should at least send a fleet of planet destroyers!"
"Do you have to react so violently …"
Xu Feng had a helpless look on his face.
At this time, Mo Li, who was treated as a pillow by Xu Shenxing, suddenly raised her head and said in an emotionless tone, "Mr. Landlord, I have a phobia about women's clothes."
"Hey, Xu Shenxing, did you really wear that thing before?" Xiao Zhengyi asked curiously.
Even Qin Xingyan couldn't help but look over curiously when she heard this. She didn't have the indifferent temperament that cultivators should have, one that didn't care about material gains or personal sorrows.
However, Xu Shenxing refused to cooperate and refused to tell them what happened before.
Actually, it wasn't a story that needed to be kept secret.
Xu Shenxing was once involved in an interstellar war in the Centaurus Galaxy because of her tenant. On the eve of the war, the princess, who was once a tenant of Sakura Apartment, was placed under house arrest on an administrative planet by a hostile force.
Xu Shenxing had originally planned to go straight in and rescue her, but at that time, the princess's housekeeper thought that doing so might hurt the princess, so he suggested that Xu Shenxing sneak in dressed as a woman and secretly bring the princess out without using force as much as possible.
At that time, because it was Xu Shenxing's first time going to an alien planet, he felt that as an outsider, he should listen to the advice of the locals, so he really foolishly dressed as a woman and went to that administrative planet.
Now that he thought about it, when the butler saw Xu Shenxing in women's clothing, he looked as if he had seen a ghost. Even the lieutenants of the princess's forces subconsciously wanted to run when they saw him, he should have realized something was wrong.
As a result, not long after he arrived on that planet, he was arrested by the local police and quickly thrown into prison after a trial by a superintelligent computer that was connected to the entire galaxy. He was sentenced to a total of ten years and one month in prison.
By the way, he was charged with carrying a biochemical weapon of mass destruction and smuggling. The former was sentenced to ten years, while the latter was sentenced to one month.
Xu Shenxing, who was dumbfounded in prison for a long time, finally broke through the iron wall and escaped with a look of despair in his eyes. According to the original plan, he rescued the princess by force, destroyed the basic weapons and army of the entire planet, and defeated a full interstellar fleet stationed on that administrative planet and its nearby universes, including a Titan-class Eternal Battleship, three fortress-class battleships, and eight frigates of various levels, laying a solid foundation for the forces that supported the princess to win the final victory …
After that, Xu Shenxing had the self-awareness that he should be the most unsuitable protagonist in women's clothing, and he was resistant to women's clothing from the bottom of his heart.
"Hey, I'm really curious, can you tell me a little?" Because it was rare to have a chance to tease Xu Shenxing, Xiao Zhengyi did not hesitate to commit suicide.
"Mo Li, bite him!"
Xu Shenxing ordered Mo Li to attack Xiao Zhengyi.
Mo Li showed a look of disgust.
The effect was outstanding, and Xiao Zhengyi's heart was hurt.
"Originally, most of the gods in Fusang were not visible to ordinary people, so there was no need to worry about this. However, the higher-ups considered that you have a physical body, so they had no choice but to do this. You should bear with it for the time being."
Xu Feng saw Xu Shenxing's dissatisfied gaze looking at him, so he did not hesitate to clear his name and threw the blame to his superior.
"Then I can't be a teacher?" Xu Shenxing asked gloomily.
"The teachers in Huanghua Women's Academy are all women." Xu Feng continued to explain, "In fact, there were originally men, but after a guy called Takizawa abducted a student, all the male teachers were fired, and the academy basically banned the recruitment of male staff …"
Very good, I remember you, that obscene teacher.
Xu Shenxing was full of resentment.
"Then you will still abide by it, right? I mean the contract. "Xu Feng continued to ask.
Although he did not know the reason, from Xu Feng's investigation, unless there was something difficult to solve, Xu Shenxing would abide by all the rules of human society as if he had obsessive-compulsive disorder. This was also why even though he had the power to make a better life than anyone else, he still lived in the shabby Sakura Apartments and worried about making a living every day.
Therefore, this time, he had Xu Shenxing sign the contract first before bringing up the matter of women's clothing, which had been briefly mentioned in the contract.
"If I violate the contract, I will be fined one million yuan, right?" Xu Shenxing flipped through the copy and threw the contract on the table, "No problem, I will think of a way to get the money."
"…" Xiao Zhengyi was surprised.
In his impression, Xu Shenxing, who loved money as much as his life, actually took the initiative to accept the punishment this time. He would rather pay money than wear female crossdressing, to what extent did he resist women's crossdressing?
"Ah …" The priestess, who had been silent all this while, suddenly raised her hand cautiously and interrupted their conversation in stiff Mandarin. "My Mandarin is not very good, but the conversation just now, my request, did Camisama reject it?"
"That's right." Before Xu Feng could speak, Xu Shenxing hurriedly said. He stood up, put Mo Li in his arms on the sofa, and said to the witch with long black hair, "If you don't mind, stay for dinner, as an apology."
"Is that so …"
The witch looked disappointed, but soon she forced herself to be spirited, "Well, can I continue to persuade Camisama?"
"Can you use persuasion here?" Xiao Zhengyi whispered, but Xu Feng bumped his arm as a warning.
"… Do as you wish." Xu Shenxing sighed and gestured to Mo Li to see him off, and slowly walked into the kitchen with the braised meat.
"You only let the witch stay for dinner, you guy who values women more than friends!" Xiao Zhengyi's voice gradually faded as he was thrown out by Mo Li, and completely disappeared after the door slammed shut.
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