Originally, Xu Shenxing thought that his hesitation at the beginning would give the girl's bodyguards a chance to catch them … Although it was useless except for giving Old Xu a face-slapping plot that could be used for one or two chapters.
However, after being pulled by the girl for a while, the breath of the bodyguards disappeared. He didn't know if they had been shaken off.
"Phew … I can't run anymore …"
"Sister, we have only run less than a kilometer."
"That's because I used to be locked up in the basement all by myself. The most exercise I did was just eating with chopsticks in my hand!"
"Instead of saying that you are a lady, you are more like a sex … prisoner, right?"
Xu Shenxing complained.
"Ah, you just wanted to say 'beep' slave, right? It's' beep ', right? "
The girl's cheeks suddenly puffed up like a roasted rice cake, and she lost her temper without any deterrence.
"A girl shouldn't say that kind of word on the street!"
Xu Shenxing, whose scalp was numb by the stares of the surrounding onlookers, said helplessly.
"Anyway, I can't run anymore, and I'm going to die! Tomorrow, I will definitely have muscle pain because of the exercise! "
"Just how weak are you?!"
Xu Shenxing sighed, "Do you want me to carry you?"
"Men and women should not touch each other!"
"Only at this time, your self-esteem is bursting?!"
Xu Shenxing muttered in his heart, "It was you who took the initiative to hold my hand."
"I hope my prince can pick me up on a colorful auspicious cloud."
The girl sat down on the bench on the side of the road and said exhausted.
"You are asking for too much …"
Xu Shenxing thought for a while and found that none of the supermen around him could raise a colorful auspicious cloud. The only one who was somewhat close to it, Brother Long, could only raise a rain cloud …
"If you really can't do it, a bicycle will do."
"It dropped so low all of a sudden!"
Xu Shenxing complained.
Although he didn't even have a bicycle.
"By the way, no one is chasing you now. Can you tell me what you said before?"
"Of course not!" With her hands on her hips, the girl looked at the lamppost next to Xu Shenxing with unfocused eyes and refused without hesitation, "You see, if what happened between us is considered as a novel, then from the time we met until now, I'm afraid it's less than two thousand words, right?"
"…"
What does this have to do with me? Xu Shenxing said in his heart.
"Ah, you must be thinking, 'F * ck, this b * tch is talking about a f * cking relationship with me!', right?"
"Young girl, your inner drama is too rich."
Xu Shenxing refused to admit that the other party had guessed 80% of the content.
"All in all, because our communication process is too short, if I tell you all the important information at once, wouldn't I become a strange character who doesn't know anything?"
The girl continued to speak confidently to the fire hydrant next to the lamp post.
Because this scene was too funny, Xu Shenxing even began to wonder if this guy was deliberately doing something funny.
"No, no, no. Actually, I think you're already confused enough …"
"Eh, eh, eh, is that so? Before I snuck out this time, I did some research on the trending slogans on the internet. "The other party revealed a shocked expression.
"I don't think this has anything to do with slogans."
"Hey GG, what are you talking about? Don't tell me you also know how to surf the internet? What a coincidence, I'm also a slogan ~ "
"Hey, what era did you research on slogans from!"
Heavenly Kingdom's Jasmine, I, your landlord, seem to be stuck by something strange.
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"Whether it's the fragmented cherry blossoms dancing in the night sky like fine snow, or the moon in the night sky that wants to speak but hesitates ~ Please come and fulfill my wish ~"
In the karaoke room, Xu Shenxing looked like he had nothing left to live for as he slapped the tambourine on the sofa, while the girl held the microphone and sang in high spirits.
To be honest, the girl's voice was very good. Although it was a bit sharp, it was as clean and clear as a clear spring. Plus, she wasn't the type of person who could sing out of tune from the Mariana Trench to Mount Everest, so her voice was quite good.
Unfortunately, Old Xu's musical ability was average, so he couldn't hear anything. Plus, this small room was extremely noisy (and he paid for the room), which made his mood even worse.
Previously, he took out his phone and wanted to send a message to Qin Xingyan who he stood up, but when he came out, he realized that his phone had run out of battery.
Thus, he could only patiently accompany the legendary girl while praying that Qin Xingyan wouldn't cause any trouble because he couldn't find him … This possibility was quite low, because in a sense, Qin Xingyan could be considered as the last conscience of Sakura Apartment …
"Lalalalala ~"
When Xu Shenxing came back to his senses, he realized that the other party was no longer singing the lyrics, but had changed to lalalala.
"Is it really okay to be so perfunctory? You were the one who wanted to sing. "
"Because I forgot the lyrics!"
"How can you say that so confidently … Aren't there lyrics on the screen …"
"Because I'm blind!"
The girl turned around, held the microphone in her left hand, and made a kira gesture with her right hand.
Unfortunately, because the angle wasn't right, this flirtatious look was thrown directly at the jukebox next to Xu Shenxing, who had a determined face the whole time.
"Is that really the case …" Xu Shenxing raised his eyebrows suspiciously.
To be honest, although the girl's eyes were indeed out of focus, and it felt like she wasn't using her visual function, from her every move, except for the occasional stupidity, she was no different from a normal person most of the time.
"That's right. I can live like a normal person because I can feel things that are more real." The girl wasn't angry at Xu Shenxing's suspicions, instead, she explained with a smile, "After all, I've been used to it since I was young, it doesn't matter even if I can't see things now."
Speaking of this, she also stretched out her right hand and made a V gesture to Xu Shenxing, who was drinking water, and said, "Well, because of this, I have a bounty on the dark net's black market. If you can kidnap me, you can get 200 million! And it's in US dollars! Even if it's just a corpse, it's still 50 million! "
Suddenly, Xu Shenxing spat out the water.
No wonder she was locked in the basement. Generally, if someone had a treasure worth 200 million, they would definitely put it in a safe place like the basement for safekeeping!
At this time, someone knocked on the door of the private room.
"Oh oh, the snacks I ordered are here ~" The girl happily ran to the door.
"Hey, when did you order something to eat?"
"When you weren't looking!" The girl happily opened the door.
But what appeared in front of her was a black muzzle.
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