"Xiangzhu, I've waited for you for a thousand years. I didn't marry a concubine, drink wine, or have sex. Why haven't you made up your mind to marry me?"
As soon as Zhuo Xiangzhu returned, the Lishui Dragon King threw Xu Shenxing aside and surrounded his goddess like an animal in heat, desperately begging for love.
"Ao Li, I've said it before. The engagement was only set up by my father and Dragon King Ao Guang when I wasn't around. I won't admit to that kind of thing!"
Zhuo Xiangzhu explained with some annoyance.
However, as before, the Lishui Dragon King did not retreat because of this. Instead, he continued to pester them. "If you don't listen to your parents' orders and matchmaker's words, what else can you listen to? Could it be free love? What are you unhappy about? I'll make noodles for you to eat! Authentic Dragon Whisker Noodles! "
"Eh? Does the Earth God have parents? "Xu Shenxing, who was standing to the side, interrupted in surprise.
"Nonsense, of course she does. Otherwise, could it be that she jumped out of a stone like a monkey? Don't interrupt the matters between the gods! "
Before Zhuo Xiangzhu could answer, the Lishui Dragon King spoke first. He even gave Xu Shenxing a threatening look, telling him not to speak casually.
"Speaking of which, you're actually the son of the dragon that was beaten up by the monkey!"
Thus, Xu Shenxing also diverted the topic to the Lishui Dragon King as if he had discovered a new continent.
"Beaten up my head! My father wasn't beaten up by the monkey. It's just that he's kind, so he gave the monkey a piece of scrap metal! "
The Lishui Dragon King roared at Xu Shenxing shamelessly.
"Then your brother was beaten up by Nezha, right?" Xu Shenxing saw that there was still hope, so he continued to tease the other party.
In fact, he had already considered his words. In fact, Ao Bing was not only beaten up by Nezha, but he was also skinned and made into a sex toy …
"Impudent! This mortal is so annoying! Men, get him out of here! "
The veins on the Lishui Dragon King's forehead were throbbing. It seemed that he was furious.
With a loud shout, seawater spurted out from the ground. More than a dozen shrimp soldiers and crab generals wearing armor and holding weapons rushed out from the seawater and surrounded Xu Shenxing.
"Good, I want to fight ten of you!"
Xu Shenxing was delighted to see this. He clapped his hands and made a sound of 'Ah Da!', striking a nondescript Huang Feihong's signature pose.
"Ao Li! This is my land temple, not your Lishui Dragon Palace! "
But at this time, Zhuo Xiangzhu raised her eyebrows. With a wave of her right hand, a huge clay man fell from the sky. After landing, it turned into a huge slime. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals could not dodge in time and were all wrapped up by the clay. Then the lump of clay became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared with a 'pop' sound.
Although it looked quite cool, Xu Shenxing noticed that the other party's spiritual power flow seemed to have become rusty under Mo Li's reminder. Originally, she could have used a more ingenious spell to throw the shrimp soldiers and crab generals back into the water, but now she had no choice but to use such a big method …
Was the heavenly rule's influence becoming more and more intense? If this continued, it might really become a heavenly punishment in the end.
Ao Li did not know this, so he simply thought that the young girl's actions were the result of her anger. Therefore, the Lishui Dragon King's expression became even more twisted.
"Xiangzhu, you're actually going against me for a mere mortal?"
He grinned, but the kind of grin that revealed terrifying canine teeth that humans would never have. It was obviously not a kind smile. "But I'm going to touch this mortal, let's see if you'll fight me for him!"
As he finished speaking, his body twisted, and he turned into an eastern dragon. He soared into the sky, and opened his huge mouth to bite Xu Shenxing's head!
Xu Shenxing's eyes lit up, and thought to himself: Finally, it's time for me to strike!
Instantly, he clenched his right fist, and waited for the other party to come to a comfortable distance …
But at this moment, countless huge clay chains bound Ao Li, and dragged him to the ground, firmly binding him.
"Since Mr. Xu is staying at the land temple, he is my guest. Ao Li, if you can't stand it, then go back to your Lishui!"
Zhuo Xiangzhu, who was not at all frightened by the Lishui Dragon King, said harshly.
"Xiangzhu, you actually did such a thing! You're siding with an outsider! I'm so angry! "
The Lishui Dragon King writhed on the ground like a bean worm, and at the same time, he screamed shrilly as if he was being NTRed … Well, there was nothing wrong with that.
Xu Shenxing also made an OTZ action, and his heart was full of resentment.
'Can't you just let me punch you?' I can blow up this level of trash with one punch!
Mo Li sensibly patted Xu Shenxing's head to comfort him. Xiao Zhengyi, on the other hand, was secretly laughing to the point that he was about to suffer internal injuries.
Finally, the Lishui Dragon King transformed back into a human, and broke free from the chains of the land. But at this time, his body was full of mud, and he looked a little battered and exhausted.
"Good, you coward hiding behind a woman, just you wait. If you have the guts, don't leave the land temple for the rest of your life!"
After leaving Xu Shenxing with his signature antagonist words, the Lishui Dragon King turned into a rainbow and flew out of the land temple.
Xu Shenxing smacked his lips, and only then did he come back to his senses … Did this clown think of him as a love rival?!
Suddenly, he felt like he had been shot while lying down.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu," Zhuo Xiangzhu clearly understood this, and could only smile bitterly and apologize to Xu Shenxing.
Xu Shenxing pretended not to hear and didn't answer the other party. He just picked up Mo Li, who was still eating peaches, and left the living room.
Obviously, the other party didn't explain clearly to the Lishui Dragon King even though he knew there was a misunderstanding. He wanted to use Xu Shenxing as a shield to prevent the Lishui Dragon King from finding trouble with the real mortal scholar.
Although Xu Shenxing could understand why the other party did this, it didn't mean that he was willing to take the blame for the other party's lover.
"Hey, hey, Miss is talking to you! Why are you acting so arrogant? "
The Earth Goddess Loli, who hadn't realized what had happened, ran over to Xu Shenxing and waved her little fists in protest.
"Yiyi, don't be rude. It's my fault this time."
She wanted to continue nagging beside Xu Shenxing, but she was stopped by the Earth Goddess. This made Zhuo Yunyi tilt her head in confusion, but in the end, she still couldn't figure out the situation.
☆
On this day, just as Xu Shenxing walked out of the land temple, a man wearing a Sun Wukong mask jumped out from his blind spot.
"Aha, I've finally waited for you, you coward … Ugh!"
However, before he could finish his excited words, Xu Shenxing punched him in the stomach. He could only hold his stomach and kneel on the ground, losing half of his life.
"Phew, I feel good. Do you have anything else to say?"
Xu Shenxing wiped his forehead, which wasn't sweating at all, and put on a refreshed expression as he asked the other party in a friendly manner.
"Who the hell … are you?"
It was obvious that even though Xu Shenxing had restrained most of his strength, it was still enough to make this clown who suddenly jumped out suffer … This was also because the Dragon race's physical strength was far superior to humans.
At the same time, this naturally made the other party understand that Xu Shenxing wasn't the 'ordinary mortal' he thought he was.
Thus, he took in a cold breath and asked.
"If I have to say … a quarter of the Martial God?" Xu Shenxing replied with uncertainty.
"You're lying! Even a real Martial God's fist wouldn't be that heavy if he didn't use his divine power! "
"So? The dignified Lishui Dragon King actually hid in a place like this and wanted to sneak up on his love rival. Isn't this too degrading? "
"I don't care what Li Sui Longwo says."
Thus, the other party immediately began to act dumb.
"What kind of weird accent is that … Speaking of which, even if you want to act innocent, you should at least use a transformation technique. Why the hell are you wearing a mask when you're an Immortal? Furthermore, it's the mask of the monkey that beat up your father! "
"I wasn't beaten up!"
"Ah, I'm tired of this topic. Let's leave it at that. "Xu Shenxing picked his nose and looked disinterested.
"Too much! You bastard mortal, you're really annoying! " The Lishui Dragon King was about to cry, but compared to last time, at least he didn't summon shrimp soldiers and crab generals to send Xu Shenxing out … Of course, it could also be because this place was already outside …
"In short, if you're doing this for the sake of that Earth God's favor, then don't waste your effort. The person she likes isn't me."
Xu Shenxing scratched his face, "Of course, I can't tell you who it is for some reason."
"…"
The Lishui Dragon King was silent for a moment, then sighed deeply. The small half of his face that was exposed became bitter, and he said in a somewhat helpless tone, "I know, actually I know … In any case, Lishui is also the source of this generation's water system. Everyone in the world is connected to dragons, and I have eyes wherever there is water."
"What?! You actually peeped at the toilet! That's too dirty! "
"I didn't! Don't casually taint my innocence! "
"Ah, I saw that the atmosphere was too heavy, so I livened it up a little to make you happy. Don't mind it."
"Happy my ass! F * ck you, Papa, I can't talk about this anymore! " The Lishui Dragon King took off the monkey mask on his head and threw it to the ground, "An honest dragon also has a temper, don't you know that!"
"Sorry, sorry, please continue." Xu Shenxing said with a smile.
"I … Oh f * ck, where was I?"
"Peeping at the toilet."
"Oh, peeping at the toilet, let me tell you, that big white butt … Something's wrong, right, right —!"
The Lishui Dragon King, who found that the topic was once again led astray, was about to kneel down.
(I suddenly found out that Journey to the West was created in the Ming Dynasty. Well, this Earth is not that Earth, and there are subtle changes in history, so don't complain about this kind of trivial matter.)
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