In a world of shallow-minded, materialistic mortals, what would one from humble beginnings – whose face had been stomped on, spat on, oppressed for the longest while by the arrogant, pampered upper echelons of society – do, when a mysterious application pops up on a brand new phone that was meant to be the birthday gift of an ungrateful girlfriend? What if the application takes the form of a chatroom where its occupants, bearing the names of mythical, fictional beings, start giving out ‘Red Packets’, all the while spouting nonsense?

When humans step into the Galactic Era, the ancient art of cultivation thrives once again.Regardless of the time, cultivation is never obsolete. In the Vajracchedika-prajna-paramita Sutra (a Buddhist scripture), Subhuti (expounder of emptiness) asked Sakyamuni, the founder of Buddhism,“How does one control his heart to become a buddha?”This one sentence reveals the essence of cultivation: mastery over one’s heart.The heart is very powerful, which is the reason why the Monkey King is also called the ‘Heart Monkey’. Everyone’s heart is like a Monkey King; mastering the monkey, one can become something else.Allow me to demonstrate to you the essence of cultivation.

Xiao Zheng was forced into signing a marriage and employment contract after a one night stand with the female executive of New Arcana Group.During this time, he encountered many interesting female workers which he named them based on their unique characters…Ice Goddess… Tyrannosaurus / Overlord Flower… Gentle Boss… Mischievous School Girl…

In order to live he must get close to girls, what kind of rule is this? Tang Zheng possess the Nine Yang Saint Body, a rare body constitution that is hard to come across within a millennium, yet he must absorb pure Yin energy to stay alive. In order to live, he will fight! Absolute campus belles, goddess teachers, charming housewives, haughty lolis… all kinds of woman walk into his life causing him to be surrounded by beauties!

Your meridians cannot be cultivated? It’s ok! There is the Crazy Leveling System: Do missions, kill monsters, swallow other people’s spiritual power, make pills or forge weapons and participate in big battles. You can gain experience!EXP is too low? No worries! I have double EXP card, ten times EXP card! EXP bursts and level rises!What genius, big family young master, empire emperor, and talent? In the face of this Crazy Leveling System, they are far behind!“Huh, did I level up again?” Yi Tianyun woke up and found himself level up again…