Recently, Lin Buzheng had been cultivating in seclusion.
His martial arts cultivation had been promoted from the peak of Qi Path to the peak of Ice River Realm. Except for killing the Green Water Mystical Snake and killing the Painting Demon in the world of the painting, he had hardly fought. He was in urgent need of an evenly matched martial artist to practice.
Fighting Li Yunxiao seemed to be a good choice.
However, Li Yunxiao was one of the seven geniuses after all.
Not only did he bring many masters from the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Sect, but because of the Kunlun Demon King, he had become a frightened bird, inseparable from Zhou Tianhao, Ye Qingchen, and other geniuses all day long. It was difficult for Lin Buzheng to find an opportunity to fight him, so he could only wait.
"Let's drink a cup of spiritual tea first!"
Lin Buzheng said to himself. He took out the tea leaves that the girl in cyan had given him and prepared to make tea.
Of course, Lin Buzheng did not forget the girl's instructions. He took out the obsidian pot that he had stewed the spiritual meat in before, washed it clean, and put a whole pot of water in it. After the water boiled, he tore open the tea bags and prepared to make tea.
"My God, why is it so smelly?"
However, when Lin Buzheng tore open the tea bags, what came to his face was not the fragrance of tea, but the stench of dead fish and rotten shrimps.
Only then did he notice that the tea leaves in the tea bags were only dark brown on the surface. Most of them were pitch-black dregs, like burnt coal. The feces dregs at the bottom of the toilet emitted a stench that almost suffocated Lin Buzheng.
"So smelly!"
"Is the little girl pranking me?"
Lin Buzheng frowned and pinched his nose. If he did not know that the girl in cyan was simple and kind, he would definitely think that she had taken a bag of feces to play a prank on him.
"Forget it, I'll believe her this time."
After a fierce psychological struggle, Lin Buzheng finally decided to pour the tea leaves into the pot to see what he could make.
"Cough, cough, so smelly!"
"Damn girl, you actually mixed tea in feces!"
However, Lin Buzheng immediately regretted it.
Gurgle, gurgle!
The black tea dregs were put into the pot and immediately spread out in the boiling water, rolling up and down ceaselessly.
The stench that was released was a hundred times stronger than when the tea bags were torn open.
For a time, the entire Heaven Rank Guest Room's valley was filled with the stench of feces. Those who knew that Lin Buzheng was brewing tea, while those who didn't would think that Lin Buzheng was cooking feces.
"It stinks!"
"I can't take it anymore. What did this damned girl give me?"
Lin Buzheng was so choked by the stench that he started to cry and retch incessantly.
He seriously suspected that if this continued, he would be suffocated to death by the stench of feces.
"Achoo!"
"Who's scolding me?"
The Bahuang Wanbao Pavilion Inn was located in the depths of a huge mountain range.
In a valley that was filled with beautiful mountain flowers and green grass, a young girl in green clothes was sitting beside a pond that was so clear that the bottom could be seen. She used her small and smooth feet to stir the clear water below.
"Eh, why does there seem to be a stench in the air?"
"Oh no, I seem to have forgotten to tell Big Brother Lin not to tear open the tea bags when brewing tea …"
"Big Brother Lin, I really didn't do it on purpose!"
At this moment, the young girl in green clothes seemed to recall something. She blinked her eyes lightly with an innocent look on her face.
"It stinks, it stinks!"
"Damned girl, how dare you give me a bag of feces. The next time we meet, I'll give you a good spanking!"
Gurgle, gurgle!
As time passed, the stench emitted by the black tea leaves that Lin Buzheng put into the obsidian pot became more and more intense.
It had already turned into a cloud of black smoke that shrouded the entire valley.
Lin Buzheng cursed angrily as he fled from the valley without even wiping the tears and snot on his face. He squatted on a small hill outside the valley with a look of despair.
"Oh my god, what's wrong with this person? Why does he smell so bad?"
"He probably fell into the feces pit … and he's still smacking his lips. This person is really disgusting!"
"Let's go, let's go. If we stay around this person any longer, we'll all be smelled by his stench!"
Not long after, a few cultivators who stayed in the inn passed by Lin Buzheng. They rolled their eyes at the stench and looked at Lin Buzheng with disdain as they quickly ran away.
"Bastard!"
"You're the one who fell into the feces pit. Your whole family lives in the feces pit!"
When Lin Buzheng heard the discussion of these people, he was so angry that he wanted to cry but no tears came out. He felt that his image was completely ruined.
"Oh, what a stench!"
"Could it be that someone is cooking feces to eat?"
At this moment, a deep and calm male voice sounded behind Lin Buzheng.
"You're the one cooking feces to eat, your whole family —"
When Lin Buzheng heard this, the anger in his heart burned to the extreme. Without thinking, he immediately turned around and scolded the man behind him.
"Hiss!"
"Senior, how come it's you?"
But immediately, Lin Buzheng's pupils suddenly shrank and he was sweating profusely. His expression was bitter and he almost bit his tongue off.
It turned out that the person who appeared behind Lin Buzheng was none other than the blond man who came uninvited not long ago to taste the spiritual meat cooked by Lin Buzheng and left Lin Buzheng a book on making tea before leaving.
Although Lin Buzheng had only met the blond man once and did not know the specific martial arts cultivation of this person, he could guess that this person's cultivation must be terrifyingly high through various signs.
He actually dared to scold his whole family for eating feces. He was really courting death.
"Wait!"
"If I'm not wrong, this smell should be …"
However, the blond man did not care about Lin Buzheng's offense. He put his hands behind his back and looked in the direction of the valley where Lin Buzheng lived. Then, as if he had remembered something, he stepped into the air and walked quickly toward the valley where Lin Buzheng lived.
Kaboom!
However, when the blond man was approaching the valley where Lin Buzheng lived.
An incomparably huge and terrifying flow of spirit energy surged up from the bottom of the valley like a dragon, issuing bursts of tiger roars and dragon roars. In the blink of an eye, a spirit energy formation was formed, protecting the entire valley, and blocking the path of the golden-haired man.
It was the defensive formation set up by the Bahuang Wanbao Pavilion in the valley.
This defensive formation was set up by the powerful martial artists of the Bahuang Wanbao Pavilion. Its power was terrifying and unpredictable. Legend had it that it had once killed an Earthly Venerable who tried to break in.
"Senior, use my token!"
Therefore, Lin Buzheng took out the VIP token from his pocket and was about to throw it at the blond man.
Buzz!
However, at this moment, a scene that shocked Lin Buzheng appeared.
The golden-haired man casually walked forward with his hands behind his back, completely ignoring the defensive formation in front of him. He leisurely passed through the defensive formation and walked straight into the valley.
"This is fake, right?"
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