I'm In Charge of SCP

Item #: SCP-X (Top Secret) Item Level: Keter Description: SCP-X is a humanoid creature, identifying itself as Zhang Jue, hailing from a parallel universe and possessing traits that are immune to most SCP projects. Long term observation of the creature reveals that it has a mild antisocial personality and a tendency to trash talk. SCP-X can acquire certain properties of SCP projects through physical contact, but the acquired effects will be somewhat diminished. Special Containment Measures: SCP-X requires special care in its containment. (Emphasized by the Foundation) SCP-X is to be housed in a single-family villa of not less than 50 * 50 * 20 meters, designed by a French architect, with a garden on the top floor and a swimming pool of not less than 200 square meters. The Foundation is to assign a male staff member over 50 years of age who has received training in British royal etiquette to assist the Foundation in the management of the villa. The staff member is to wear a wig 24 hours a day. Staff monitoring SCP-X projects are to undergo a psychological evaluation once a month. There have been instances of employees quitting the Foundation due to their intolerance of its trash talk.