The fatty fell to the ground and simply closed his eyes and fainted. How can you bully so many people like this? You're obviously very strong, but you pretend to be a pig to eat a tiger. How can you bully people like this?
All the fatty decisively fainted. Even if I can't win, can't I escape?! Fortunately, I went down the mountain to find Ru Hua and used up all my gold coins. Even if they searched my body, they wouldn't find anything. As a bandit with a bright future, especially in this place where bandits ran rampant. He was very vigilant!
"He fainted?" Yi Feng looked at the fatty who fainted with one kick in astonishment. He couldn't believe that his strength improved so quickly. He clearly didn't use much strength in that kick! How could a master level expert faint?!
Yi Feng looked helplessly at the fatty who couldn't take a beating. He muttered with dissatisfaction, "People say that if you're fat and thick, you won't feel any pain. How come it's useless on you? "
Yi Feng was very annoyed. He finally found a living person who could make up for his lack of sense of direction. Plus, the fatty brutally robbed him. Wasn't it best to let the fatty be the guide?
Wasn't this often written in novels? The hero was robbed by a bandit. The hero handsomely defeated the bandit and then took the bandit as a slave to serve the hero. Yi Feng felt that he was now the number one hero in the world, and the fatty in front of him was the world's most evil bandit.
"Hey, fatty, if you don't wake up, I will pee on you. Cough, I forgot to bring a chamber pot when I came out. I also love the environment and don't like to pee anywhere. So, your mouth is a good choice. "Yi Feng looked at the fatty and said.
This sentence made the fatty's eyelashes tremble. However, his eyes were still closed and there was no possibility of him waking up.
Yi Feng looked at the fatty's trembling eyelashes and was furious. Damn, this damn fatty is cheating! Damn it, he really thought that his strength had increased sharply and that a light kick could make a master level expert faint. Who would have thought that he was lying?! If he fought with the current descendant of the Jingyun Sect and overestimated his own strength, wouldn't he lose?! This fatty was too bad. He must be a spy sent by the Tranquil Cloud Sect.
Humph! Yi Feng hated spies the most. He felt that there was no reason to let this fatty go.
Yi Feng took out the Slender Tiger Sword from his bosom and gently drew a line across the fatty's face. He muttered to himself, "Cough, I don't have many hobbies, I just like carving. What kind of carving would look good on this chubby face? What's good about a cat in heat? Or was it better to be a wolf with waves? This makes it very difficult to choose! "
Yi Feng's words made Fatty's body shudder. He knew he couldn't keep up the act anymore. He quickly opened his eyes and cursed in his heart, "F * ck, an expert actually came out to pretend to be a pig to eat a tiger. Aren't they too bored? "
"That … Big Brother, if you have something to say, let's talk nicely. Don't use weapons, it's too dangerous!" The fat man used his finger to push away the sword that Yi Feng placed on his face and said fawningly.
"Dangerous? No, I feel that my carving level is very awesome. If you don't believe me, we can try! "Yi Feng looked at Fatty and said with a smile.
Fatty almost wanted to cry. How did he meet such a fiend? First, he disgusted him half to death. Now, he actually wanted to use his face as a carving? Wasn't this intentionally bullying people?
"Big Brother, I'll give you money. I beg you to let me go!" Fatty bitterly cried.
"Money?! How much are you and me? "Yi Feng looked at Fatty funnily." If it's less, I won't like it. "
"Uh …"
Fatty wanted to cry. If he knew earlier, he wouldn't have spent the money on Ru Hua that woman. His gold coins were calculated and kept on him every day. Now, he still had two gold coins under his feet. He didn't have any more! Obviously, two gold coins couldn't get rid of this fiend.
"Master … Please do me a favor. I have a hundred year old mother and a newborn child. I beg you to let me go! "Fatty threw himself at Yi Feng's feet and cried.
"Hundred year old mother?! Your mother gave birth to you when she was seventy years old? Tsk tsk, your mother is really awesome. She even had the ability to give birth at that time! "Yi Feng looked at Fatty with a face of admiration. He was very impressed by Fatty's powerful mother.
"Uh …"
Fatty wanted to cry. He didn't expect that the words he usually heard from others would have such a problem. Why didn't he notice it before?! Every time he heard it, he couldn't help but sympathize with him!
"Master! I … "
Fatty wiped his tears and snot. Just as he wanted to say something, Yi Feng pointed a sword at his throat. He quickly stopped.
Fatty looked at the cold sword in front of him and immediately stopped talking. His body trembled as he looked at Yi Feng.
"I won't make things difficult for you. Just do me a small favor and I'll let you go!" Yi Feng looked at Fatty with a smile.
Fatty looked at the Slender Tiger Sword that was about to touch him and quickly said, "Master, what do you want me to do? Just tell me! "
Yi Feng put away the Slender Tiger Sword and smiled at Fatty, "At least you know what's good for you! Are you familiar with the Calm Cloud Sect? Just bring me there! "
Fatty was stunned. He didn't think that it would be such a simple matter. He looked at Yi Feng with a strange expression. This kid can't be bad at directions, right? Calm Cloud Sect is such a famous place and he doesn't know how to go there!
Yi Feng saw Fatty looking straight at him and his face turned red. Then, he pointed his sword at Fatty and said angrily, "What are you looking at? Hmph, if you don't agree, I will play with carving right now! "
"Agree! Agree! "Fatty was shocked and quickly nodded.
Yi Feng put away the Slender Tiger Sword and nodded with satisfaction, "That's more like it. Let's go! Lead the way! "
The fatty quickly got up and tactfully walked in front of Yi Feng. However, Yi Feng did not notice that the fatty in front of him was rolling his eyes very quickly. It was as if he was calculating something.
Yi Feng saw Fatty leading the way in front and he was in a good mood. He finally got rid of the miserable life of finding his own way. This wasn't the most important thing. The most important thing was that Fatty was too ugly. This made Yi Feng very confident. With Fatty by his side, Yi Feng felt that if there were any girls on the road, he would definitely be able to hook them up.
Didn't people say that red flowers needed green leaves to be able to transcend? Fatty was that green leaf. With him by his side, Yi Feng felt that he was the number one handsome guy in the world. What kind of girl couldn't he hook up with?!
Thinking of this, Yi Feng's mood became very good!
Similarly, Fatty saw that this fiend didn't make things difficult for him after he led the way. His mood was also very good. His pair of small eyes moved even faster.
Yi Feng looked at Fatty leading the way into the mountain and he couldn't help but frown. This Fatty couldn't be playing some tricks and purposely lead the way, right? However, thinking of the Slender Tiger Sword in his hand, Yi Feng felt that Fatty didn't have such courage.
However, did he have to go deep into the mountain to reach the Calm Cloud Sect?!
Just as Yi Feng was thinking about something, Fatty took the initiative and said, "Master, do you want to choose a shortcut or a detour? If you want to enter, you can go through the deep mountain. If you want to take a detour, you can go from the left. However, the journey will be much longer. "
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