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I felt incomparably heavy.
I curled myself into a ball in frustration.
Even if the world in front of me was the modern society that I had been longing for, it couldn't arouse any positive emotions in me.
After encouraging myself for a while.
I was a little bit happier.
I stood up and prepared to explore this new world.
I hoped that this world would let me find a way to use my power. I thought so.
Then I saw a man with black hair and a gorgeous Tang suit walking past me.
Oh, it seemed that this was China.
I took two steps in the opposite direction and saw a dessert shop and a bunch of foreigners.
… Wait, Tang suit, China man,
Foreign, dessert shop?
Did he think of something!!!
At that moment, I turned around and ran in the direction that the China man had just walked. It didn't take long for me to see a place marked Zhonghua Street.
LUCKY！ The leader was right. Whenever misfortune comes,
There must be a huge luck hidden behind it!
I! Forever! Like Earl D! My pets!
I plunged into Zhonghua Street.
I grabbed a passerby and asked, "Is there a pet shop here? Can you please tell me where it is? "
"You mean Earl D's pet shop? It's one more street ahead. "
Wow! Wow!
My previous life, I must have saved the galaxy! I want to live in this world forever!
With a little heart beating wildly, I floated in the direction that the person pointed to me.
My mind was full of the scene of me having a nine-tailed fox on my left and a Taotie on my right, surrounded by a group of cats, dogs, tigers, leopards, pythons, rabbits, birds of paradise, phoenixes, and red dragons …
When I was a child, I read the comic "Pet Shop of Horrors." I thought that all pet shops were like this.
Every time I wrote an essay,
I had to open a pet shop in the future as my ultimate dream.
But reality slapped me in the face!
The pet shop in reality was not like that at all! Not to mention the Kirin Red Dragon.
There wasn't even a fox!
I, who knew the truth, was so angry that I screamed!
I hopped around happily and finally saw Earl D's pet shop on the side of the road. It was shining with golden light!
I'm here! My little babies!
From today onwards, even if I die, even if I am eaten, even if I become pet food, I will still be with you!
I reached out and knocked on the door. When I heard the heavenly voice from inside, I happily pushed the door open.
"Sorry to bother you!" I asked cheerfully, "Excuse me, do you accept workers? The kind that provides food and lodging but not a salary?! "
Count D looked at me in surprise. He smiled awkwardly and refused. "I don't need a clerk."
I didn't hear what Count D was saying at all. As soon as I entered the pet shop, I was completely engrossed in all the animals in the shop. All the furry animals had struck a chord in my heart!
Wow, this place, this place is simply heaven!
"Miss? Miss? Are you okay? "
When I came back to my senses, I found that I was sucked to the side of an extremely beautiful cat. I buried my head in the cat's belly.
"Quick, pull me up, I've been sucked in!"
Count D pulled me up and frowned. "I understand your love for animals, but I really don't need a clerk here …"
"But I've crossed the ocean to come to this strange and cold city. The deceit here has made me penniless, and I was almost sold. I'm so pitiful, please take me in." I looked at Count D pitifully.
"If that's the case, I have an animal here …"
"No, I just want to work for you." I sat on the ground and hugged Count D's leg. I pretended to cry.
"Guest, guest, please don't be like this."
Count D's distressed expression was so cute!
I will always like Count D's! His pet!
"Then let me work for you." I looked at Count D with starry eyes.
"I don't need a clerk here …"
"Then take me in. I have no home to return to!" I said shamelessly. I saw that all the animals in the shop were glaring at me fiercely, but I didn't care!
I was the successor of socialism! I was iron-headed and fearless!
If I died under a peony, I would still be a romantic ghost!
Count D sighed and looked helpless. "Then, then you can stay here for the time being. You can only sleep in the outer room …"
… I know you're like this. As long as it doesn't involve animals, you don't care, but … but is this really okay?!
"Also," Count D's troubled expression disappeared, and he smiled like a mannequin in the middle of the animals. "If anything happens, you'll have to bear the consequences."
"Okay!" I happily shook Count D's hand. "Count D, don't worry! I'll definitely protect you and the babies! "
Just like that, I successfully persuaded (forced) Count D to stay in his pet shop and live a life of walking cats and playing with dogs.
"Stop fighting." Count D watched helplessly as I rolled around on the ground with a group of cats and dogs. "It's time to eat."
"Ah? Ahhh? " I struggled to raise my head from the large group of animals. "Are you done? I can help you!"
"…" Count D didn't say anything. He just stared at me like I was trash.
… I know I disappointed you last time, but I didn't do it on purpose. After all, I didn't do anything since I was young. I had to learn how to cook from scratch!
I looked at Count D pitifully. In the end, he said helplessly, "Okay, I want to eat red bean pancakes from Mandang Hall in the afternoon. Can you buy it for me?"
"No problem!" I jumped up happily. I looked at the cats and dogs and their fur. "Do you want to eat anything else? I'll buy it for you too ~ "
"No need. But do you know the way?"
… Oh! I don't know!
"Then let Little Q take you there." Count D raised Little Q and handed it to me.
I took Little Q in a daze. The moment that soft and fluffy little body was in my hands, I felt like I had entered Sage Time and my whole body was about to melt.
"Come back to your senses." Count D waved his hand in front of my eyes and puffed up his cheeks. "You should go."
"Yes ~" I said softly. Then, I carried Little Q and floated out of the pet shop.
On the way to buy desserts, I saw a ghost following a person. It took me some time to convince him that he was haunted by a ghost. Then, I persuaded the ghost to leave and received a thank you fee.
With these few green tickets, I was filled with confidence and bought the desserts from Mandang Hall.
"This Count should also like to eat … Aiya, Little Q, don't mess around." I didn't care about Little Q, who was pulling my hair, and continued to choose seriously. After half of the money on me was gone, I was satisfied and stopped buying. Carrying the desserts, I took Little Q back to find Count D.
On the way back, I kept looking for people who would be haunted by something so that I could use my [Verbal Cannon] to send them to heaven and earn some money.
In the end, there wasn't anyone!
After being depressed for a while, I happily brought my loot to the pet shop and opened the door happily.
"Clang clang clang clang!" I happily returned with the desserts and the money I'd earned. "Look, I've earned some money!"
"That's amazing." Count D happily took the desserts. "Now, we can have afternoon tea."
"Mhmm! I bought other desserts for you. Also, what do they like? I can buy it too! "I lifted Little Raccoon who was squatting by Count D's feet." Little Fatty, what do you want to eat? "
Little Fatty scratched my face with his claws.
I grabbed Little Fatty's little hand and said, "Little Fatty, do you have anything you want to eat? I'll buy it for you ~"
Count D listened to Little Q's gestures and asked, "Are you an Onmyoji?"
"… This was taught to me by a friend of mine." I thought of Akuraba Of Goguryeo and felt depressed. "He taught me a lot of things, but he died in the end."
"What a pity." Count D put his hands together and sighed. "But since you have the means to make a living, shouldn't you …"
！！！
You're actually waiting for me here!
No, I won't leave! Leaving is impossible!
"…" I was still thin-skinned. After a long silence, I finally came up with a wonderful idea. "How about this, I'll also be a pet you want to sell!"
"…" Count D looked me up and down. "This is a legitimate pet shop. I don't buy or sell humans."
"Don't discriminate against humans!" I couldn't help but protest. "I'm also an animal! I'm also a primate! "
"And my IQ is even lower than an animal's! Why are you looking down on me?! "
Count D was at a loss for words. "…"
I picked up a blade of grass and stuck it on my head. I hugged Count D's leg and looked at him with tears in my eyes. "That's it! I'm also a homeless animal. Let me live here until you sell me, okay? "
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