Once my brain heated up, I wanted to leave.
But it made me wonder where I should go.
I had no idea again.
Perhaps my brain had melted from staying at home for too long. After I ran out, I realized that I had forgotten to bring money … But if I used my power now and was discovered, I would definitely be caught and beaten up …
If this was before, I might have admitted my mistake, but now, I felt wronged.
I was not wrong. They were the ones who had crossed the line! It was one thing for them to go out and have fun, but they had to force me to study … I had a temper too!
Even though the seed had grown up and left me, but … He still left some of his scent behind. I spent more than an hour and finally used the scent he left behind to cover the rest of the blessings on me.
I could finally sigh in relief and sit down to think about life.
"Are you here alone?"
I raised my head to look at the person who had spoken to me. It was a young man with long blond hair.
Even though he was dressed in white robes, he looked majestic and holy.
It gave me a good impression.
"Yes, and you are?" I looked at the man before me curiously.
"Are you an Atobe fan?"
"No, I'm here to look for you." The handsome blond man smiled at me.
"Look for me?"
I thought about my Vase Princess character. Other than screaming, there was nothing attractive about her. Could this person be a fan too?
Before I could figure it out,
I felt a pain on the back of my neck.
My vision turned black, and I lost consciousness.
When I woke up, I found myself in a dark house.
He found himself in a gloomy little house. His hands and feet were tied and placed on a cold stone platform. His body was only covered with a linen cloth that was not warm at all.
A big sister next to me had a wicked smile on her face. She said eerily to the pool in the dark room, "Please accept my tribute and fulfill my wish to make my son the King of Hittites!"
Then, she looked at me. The handsome blond man next to me lifted me up and pressed me against the pool.
"It's … it's a bit cold." I looked at the big sister pitifully. "Can you give me some clothes? You can do anything to me."
The big sister let out a melodious laugh and extended her hand to touch my face. "You won't be cold very soon. Ulusi, do it."
Before I understood what she meant, I felt a chill on my neck.
My head, off.
I was a little dumbfounded as I watched the water get closer and closer to me. Finally, I fell in with a splash. I bobbed up and down a few times before I floated on the water face down.
… This shouldn't be the case, I thought as I floated. Logically speaking, a person's head is solid, so it should sink when it falls into the water. But why am I floating? Is it really like what Shun Tun said, that my brain matter has evaporated?
I stuck out my tongue to shake off the water and turned my head to look at the elder sister and Ulusi's performance. At this moment, I experienced the Guo Jingming's vision that was often mentioned in the game. Indeed … it was a little low!
"That's great! This way, Shouta can become the king of Hittites!" The big sister looked at the big brother named Ulusi happily. "That's great, Ulusi. My wish has finally come true."
"That's right, Princess." Ulusi smiled with relief and knelt down on one knee. "I swear that I will always be loyal to you. No matter what, I am willing to help you."
So this is the Princess. She pulled us back from the future just to be a sacrifice?
My head floated in the water as I watched the two of them begin to imagine the future. I felt that it wasn't appropriate for me to speak at this time. But if I don't speak … it's really cold!
You guys are wearing clothes, but I'm still naked! I'm still in the water! So pitiful!
"Cough, that, can you give me clothes now?" I carefully looked at the two people who were about to dance in ecstasy. "I'm really cold."
The elder sister screamed at once. Ulusi pulled out the sword at his waist and looked at my head nervously. "What are you?!"
… So annoying! If you have the ability to chop off my head, then don't scream! So pretentious!
I narrowed my eyes and looked at the two people whose hair was about to stand up. My body flopped next to them. "I'm almost out of blood. It's really cold. Can you untie me? I can move around to keep warm. It's really cold in the water!"
"How, how is that possible?!" Wang Fei panicked. She grabbed something next to her and threw it at my head. I tried to dodge, but it only made my body flop back and forth on the shore. It was just like the King of Carp's splash … Besides tossing and turning, it didn't do any good ….
"Don't be afraid." Ulusi calmed down. He picked up my head and grabbed my arm. Then, he threw me into the linen bag. "I'm going to deal with this."
"Throw her in the desert … No! Burn her! "The Princess screamed.
My head and I were wrapped in a linen bag and carried out together. I felt so wronged.
If you guys are afraid of people with broken heads, don't catch me! Even if you catch me, don't cut me! Acting like a whore and pretending to be chaste. How disgusting!
In the end, Ulusi stuffed me into the firewood of the carriage and took me to an empty house outside the city. Ulusi buried me in the firewood and dry grass and lit a fire.
This time, the rope was finally burned off!
I groped around miserably and found my head. I pressed it on my head. After I felt that my windpipe was no longer leaking, I was relieved.
When I breathed just now, I felt like my heart was racing! It was a little scary.
I held my precious head with one hand and lifted the burning firewood with the other. When I looked up, I saw Ulusi looking at me in horror. "What's wrong?"
"What kind of monster are you?"
"Monster?" I held my head in confusion. "I'm not a monster."
"Why won't you die?"
Die?
… Oh, right. I forgot. When people are killed, they will die!
Is it too late for me to pretend to be dead?
For a moment, I didn't know how to explain. In a hurry, I thought of a very convincing reason. "It's like this … Actually, I soaked in water for too long. That's why it has a fire resistance effect!"
"… How is that possible?!" Ulusi shouted.
"It's like this!" I braced myself and said.
In the end, I didn't know if Ulusi believed me or not, but he tied me up again and threw me into a jar. I didn't know which underground room he put me in. I was so cold that I screamed.
However, Ulusi didn't care about me. He locked the door and went out. I screamed for a while and found that it was useless. I looked at my body and calmly thought about life.
Now, should I take the risk of being discovered and use the power of the retarded King to escape? Or should I wait here for a turn of events?
There was no need to think about it! Of course, I chose to be mighty and humble and move! Without hesitation, I summoned a Pharaoh guard with a lion head and a human body and broke the jar that trapped me.
Now, I had to find Lambda Lacertae, who had the best temper. I had to deal with him first … After all, I had to pick the weakest persimmon first.
Without the restraints of the jar, my head rolled to the ground. I gestured at the Pharaoh guards who were untying me as I tried to adjust my facial muscles so that I could get myself in the right position.
Then, my head was picked up by a hand.
After I was properly held in the hand, I saw Lambda Lacertae. He looked at me without saying a word. He just reached out and smoothed my hair, tucking it behind my ear.
Lambda Lacertae's behavior made me speechless. I wanted to lower my head and pretend to be obedient. However, I couldn't lower my head without a neck. I could only lower my eyes to show my remorse.
"Don't be afraid." Lambda Lacertae's lips landed on my forehead. "It's all over now."
Actually, I wasn't very afraid … But at this moment, I was acutely aware that there was a possibility that I wouldn't be beaten up! That was to pretend to be hurt!
That's right. After encountering such an incident, I could pretend to be autistic. Then, be it Zeus or Lambda Lacertae, they definitely wouldn't have the heart to hit a poor baby like me!
"I, I miss you so much." I looked at Lambda Lacertae pitifully. I wanted to tilt my head and rub against him coquettishly. However, I couldn't do such a difficult action with one head. "Why are you only here now?"
Lambda Lacertae hugged my head in his arms. "I'm sorry."
… Wow. This is the first time I've heard Lambda Lacertae apologize!
I successfully pretended to be autistic!
"Found it?" Zeus's voice came along with the sound of footsteps. My scalp went numb at once.
"Mm," Lambda Lacertae answered faintly.
From the corner of my vision, I saw Zeus walking over. When he saw me, he suddenly paused. A huge and heavy pressure burst forth, and a dazzling white electric light annihilated everything in the surroundings into dust.
"Lowly human, how dare you do such a thing. How dare you do such a thing to you!"
I'm a human too. Don't you want the Topography Cannon …
Although I had a lot to say in my heart, I only dared to complain in my heart when Zeus was so angry. My head and body were as obedient as a kitten, waiting for Zeus to wrap my body with a cloth.
Seeing that Zeus didn't remember that I'd called him an idiot, I relaxed. Then, I saw Jiu Tun and Jin Shanshan walking over.
"Why are you in such a sorry state?" Jiu Tun walked over and took my head from Lambda Lacertae's hands. He put it on my neck. His huge goblin power turned into miasma, and soon, the cut on my neck was completely covered and repaired.
"Although I have power, I have never experienced a battle. It's hard to react when I'm caught off guard," Lambda Lacertae replied. "Is it over over there?"
"Of course it's all over. A bunch of dogs raised by the government of time," Jin Shanshan said indifferently.
My head suddenly returned to my body. I still wasn't used to the feeling of having a two-piece suit become a one-piece suit. I held my face and stood silently to the side. Then, I saw a box appear in Zeus' hand.
？？？
What's this for? He's letting Pandora go just like that?
"No!" I couldn't pretend to be pitiful anymore. I hurriedly shouted and hugged Zeus' arm. "This has nothing to do with them! It's all my own fault … "
"This is also your punishment." Zeus replied. "You know that your every move affects our hearts, but you still act recklessly. You don't know how to restrain yourself. You have to know that you have to pay the price for what you've done."
"Look," Zeus pointed to the sky.
I looked up. The gloomy thunderclouds dispersed in the direction where Zeus was pointing, revealing the blue sky. I saw something that looked like a castle made of meat in the sky. It looked very far away, but it felt like it was right in front of me.
Asatos!
Why is he here too? Oh my god, is the world going to be destroyed?!
… No, even if the world is destroyed, I can't communicate with the really retarded Asatos!
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