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"But Count D, he's just selling pets." I held my chin and looked at Leo helplessly.
"No matter how many times you ask me,
This is the truth. "
"Doesn't he do any illegal business?!"
… It's not that it's completely safe.
But the key is that the animals he sells are dangerous.
They're all types of animals that aren't even written in the law.
I glanced at Count D, who was drinking tea with a smile on his face.
Count D, who was leisurely watching me deal with the police officer, sighed. "Even if you say so,
Count D didn't break the law. "
Leo slammed the table. "I will definitely find evidence that you broke the law, Count D!"
Wow …
"How should I say this?"
Count D put down his teacup and exhaled. "It's good that he's single-celled.
No matter what setbacks he encounters, he doesn't care at all. This kind of persistence is amazing. "
"But he's also very kind," I replied.
"I like him.
After he came, this place became a lot more lively. "
"Kind?" Count D put his index finger to his mouth and thought for a moment.
"Irritable kind?"
… Hmm.
I couldn't refute that!
"We have a guest." Count D looked at the door. I looked over with him and saw a translucent figure standing there.
"Is there anything you need? Whether it's an ordinary animal,
Or an existence in fantasy.
Our shop can provide you with anything. "
"I … I want to find William," the child standing at the door said timidly. "Can you help me find him?"
Count D and I were both confused, but Count D's temper was much better than mine. He stood up and walked over to hold the little boy's hand. "Who's William? Can you tell me? "
"William is my friend … I lost him. I've been looking for him …"
"In that case, I'll try," I said. "I've learned the spell to find people!"
"But, William is a dog."
… F * cking retard! F * ck off!
Count D said with a smile, "Let's go find a pet that can help you find William."
With that, Count D took the little boy's hand and led him to the door of his mysterious basement.
Wow, I'm so envious. Actually, I also want to go in and see the little brothers and sisters inside. But after so many days, I've been too embarrassed to ask …
Once again, I lay on the sofa and watched pitifully as Count D led the translucent boy to the door.
Envy envy envy envy envy
Want want want want want.
Jealousy Jealousy
Count D took two steps forward, but my gaze pierced through him like a sieve. Finally, he turned around and said reluctantly and helplessly, "Then you should come too."
"Okay ~" I jumped to my feet and happily followed behind Countess D, entering my sacred place with her.
I'm about to see the legendary handsome men!
After we entered the room, the little boy was a little timid. After walking through a few rooms, he asked, "Can we really find William? There are so many people here. "
"…" But all I saw were clearly still animals.
After the little boy left with the bird, I lay on the sofa, gasping for breath. I didn't think I could recover.
"Didn't you always want to go in?"
"I, I must be an adult with a dirty heart." I barked and cried on the sofa. "I also want to see handsome little brothers! Why can't I see them? "
My hair seemed to be pulled by something. I looked up and saw Little Fatty looking at me worriedly with his bright eyes. I hugged Little Fatty in my arms and cried, "Little Fatty, you're still the best to me. Sob sob sob."
Count D frowned when he saw Little Fatty and I looking at him with teary eyes. He held my hand and said, "Okay, then. Do you see them?"
His hand seemed to be colder than normal people's. I felt something cold coming from his fingertips, and I smelled a faint fragrance.
Then, the room finally changed in my eyes.
Little Fatty, who had been sitting on my lap, turned into a cute little girl. The leopards, wolves, lizards, snakes, cats, dogs, birds (there were too many of them) around the count and I. They all turned into little brothers and sisters of all shapes and sizes.
！！！
There were so many beautiful little brothers and sisters!
I couldn't even remember how many I sent. I was intoxicated by the beauty of the world.
"Idiot, look at me!" I felt someone tug at the corner of my shirt. I looked down and saw a little girl with curly hair looking at me angrily.
Curly hair, flat-chested, short.
Oh, sorry to disturb you. Goodbye.
I looked up coldly and felt a sharp pain in my hand. Little Fatty bit me and said in a muffled voice, "You're so bad!"
"Wah, don't bite me! I don't want to get a rabies vaccine! " My words were like poking a hornet's nest. The handsome little brothers and sisters who were lying on my lap and wrapped around my shoulders opened their bloody mouths and started to bite me.
After I was done, I lay on the sofa like a broken doll and hugged Little Fatty contentedly. I stroked her hair and said, "Hey, the love of the little brothers and sisters is so passionate. I'm so excited."
Count D didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He looked at me and said, "Don't always provoke them."
"What's wrong with that? I like everyone a lot!" I sat up and looked at Count D. "I don't have any regrets after coming to this world. Can you fulfill my wish like how you fulfill everyone else's wish?"
"Hmm?" Count D looked at me. "What kind of pet do you want?"
"It's not like that. Have you forgotten, Count? I'm a pet in your pet shop!" As I said this, I saw Count D's villainous smile turn into a troubled expression. "I'm a primate that I really cherish!"
"… Don't mention that again." Count D covered his face.
"Okay, okay." I said with a smile. "Anyway, I heard that my flesh and blood is very powerful, so I hope you can eat me."
Count D took a step back in shock. "W-what are you talking about?"
Aiya, I didn't mean to scare him.
I just remembered that Count D seemed to have some kind of illness. But it's okay, he'll definitely recover after eating me!
I, the successor of socialism, am confident!
With the confidence that I'm the new era's meat, I waited for Count D to praise me. But instead, I saw a look of fear on his face. It took him a long time to calm down, but his face was still pale. He looked even more delicate and beautiful than before!
"Why do you say that?"
"Because I like you, Count," I said proudly. "I've liked you since I was a child!"
"Oh …" Count D sat on the sofa opposite me with his hands clenched. He was sweating like a primary school student who had made a mistake. "Is that so …"
"Yes, although the pets you sell look very suspicious and often kill people," I said. Then, the snake that was leaning on me to listen swallowed my head.
"Don't, don't do that!" Count D hurriedly rescued me. He said in frustration, "I really don't know how to like humans …"
"It's okay. I know that Count D will never fall in love with humans," I said with a smile. "That's good, because I don't want anyone to like me either."
"…" Count D glanced at me. Suddenly, he clenched his fists and stood up. "In a shop like mine that sells love and dreams, I must completely correct your thinking!"
Me:???
Count D was suddenly full of fighting spirit, and the atmosphere of the pet shop suddenly erupted with all kinds of fighting spirit. "I will definitely find an animal that can make you feel love and warmth!"
"Ah?" I looked around the pet shop with a dumbfounded expression. Suddenly, wolves roared, lions roared, cats meowed, dogs barked, and birds chirped. All the creatures looked at me with bright eyes. "I, I can feel love and warmth."
"No, you can't." Count D closed his eyes. When he opened them again, his eyes seemed to be covered with mist. "What is your heart yearning for?"
The aroma gradually grew stronger. I saw a butterfly gently land on Count D's fingertip as if it remembered something.
… I'm so tired.
When I opened my eyes, I found myself back on Earth.
It wasn't the Earth with the Ghost King, Pharaoh, Akuraba Of Goguryeo, or Count D, but the place where I first came from.
I jumped up from the bed, opened the window happily, and stretched my body.
Yep, I'm back!
After such a magnificent journey, I felt so happy!
Did Count D kill me in the end? Ah, that's not bad. I hope he'll be fine after eating me.
I happily made a wish. I hoped that whether it was Thongo, Lambda Lacertae, Goguryeo, or Count D, they could all be fine. I hoped that they could meet the person they liked, form a good family, and live happily and healthily for the rest of their lives.
I felt that I didn't need to worry about Lambda Lacertae. After all, the two of them would definitely still be living a life of debauchery. Goguryeo was already dead, so I passed. Count D still had an animal.
So, I didn't need to worry about any of them!
"This is so nice ~"
Looking at the clear sky outside, I couldn't help but let out a sigh. Then, I got out of bed and washed up.
After that, I happily returned to my old life. Although I couldn't tell anyone about my experience, to be able to have that kind of incredible journey was like a dream to me. My life shone with a golden brilliance.
It was precisely because of this experience that I spent the rest of my life cautiously and conscientiously avoiding the death flag. I worked hard, exuded positive energy, stood firm in my job, was down-to-earth, innovated, and constantly improved my own business ability. In the end, I achieved the achievement of being an excellent role model!
From then on, I was filled with fighting spirit. I threw myself into the demands of my job and improved the quality of my work. I received unanimous praise from the leaders and the people. Finally, I was selected as a model worker by the city.
I was deeply grateful for the trust of the organization and the people. I swore that I wouldn't disappoint my mission. Day after day, year after year, I was finally nominated for Touching the Rabbit Country.
At the award ceremony, I said emotionally, "The most important thing in my life is the country's cultivation of me …"
"Hurry up and wake up!"
I felt a terrible pain on my face. I opened my eyes in a daze and saw Count D looking at me with a speechless expression. "You didn't even suspect anything?"
"… What? What? What? "I was completely dumbfounded." Didn't I transmigrate back? "
"This is the child's ability. It allows you to become what you want to be the most." Count D raised his hand. On the back of his hand, there was a butterfly slowly opening and closing its wings. "You didn't suspect anything at all?!"
"Oh, I was wondering why I suddenly became so hardworking." I immediately became depressed. "Although I told myself that you wouldn't be willing to do this, I still couldn't help but lie to myself …"
"Forget it!" Count D pointed at me angrily. "Do you think I'm the kind of person who would casually kill someone?!"
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