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Wow, Count D hit me on the head!
"No, no, no.
You are the kind owner of a pet shop that sells love and dreams.
I was wrong, I'm sorry! "
Count D finally stopped.
He pinched his wrist. "Really,
Your dream makes people feel a little helpless … "
"You, why don't you praise me? I just want to make myself work harder!" I was not convinced.
"It's all Count's fault.
I worked very hard at the beginning too.
But you always said that I didn't do well! "
"Am I wrong?!" Count D was so angry that he was about to spit fire. "The food you made,
Even Little Fatty doesn't eat it! "
Me:!!!
A fatal blow!
I collapsed on the sofa.
I was completely powerless.
"The food that even Little Fatty doesn't eat,
How bad it must taste … "I muttered to myself. Little Fatty pulled my hair angrily.
"I must improve myself …"
I fell into an unprecedented period of self-doubt.
Every day, I practiced my cooking skills in a daze, leading to a pile of waste food that no one ate in the shop.
But a few days later,
Count D brought back a pet named Ah Che. After knowing that this animal was the legendary Taotie, Count D was surprised.
I devoted myself to feeding him the food I had made.
"Eat a little, Brother Ah Che.
You're a Taotie anyway. You won't die if you eat it. "
Ah Che flipped the bowl in my hand. "I'm going to eat you if you do this!"
"…" I looked at Ah Che pitifully.
"Really,
Is it really that bad? "
"Really,
Give up. "Ah Che said with a bitter face.
"Although I'm the legendary Taotie who can eat anything, to me, delicious food is the most important."
The promotion failed!
I looked at Count D introducing animals to a customer with a bitter face.
"These are all very common." The man waited for Count D to finish his introduction and said, "I heard that you introduce that kind of woman here, right?"
The smile on Count D's face slowly disappeared. "Our shop is a legal business. We don't buy or sell any goods other than animals."
"Don't lie to me, I saw it all." The man stepped forward and grabbed Earl D's wrist. "Look carefully. You're also a beauty. If you don't have anyone to introduce to me, why don't you …"
Originally, I was still sitting there and watching the man die (usually, this kind of character would die very quickly), but when he tried to molest Count D, I almost jumped up. I really wanted to throw this idiot out of the room!
In the end, the animals that were with me hurriedly pressed down on me, making me very angry!
"Hey, can't you see what this man is doing?!"
"Oh, so this is the 'product' in your shop?" The man glanced at me. Then, he turned back to Earl D and kissed him. "You're more to my liking."
Me:???
Count D's expression disappeared. He slowly pushed the man away and said with a faint smile, "I remember now. There is an animal that is very suitable for you. Please come with me."
"Hmph, you should have done this earlier." The man said proudly, "Take me there quickly!"
I looked at the man with pity as he walked in, showing him my humane sympathy.
Some people were still alive, but this man was already dead.
I watched as the man followed Earl D into the basement without knowing anything. Then, he happily came out with a dangerous-looking big sister. He even dared to tell Earl D that he would come back to take care of his business.
… Wow, it's not good to be alive, is it?
In the end, the man left. Earl D's face was still expressionless. The animals gathered around him and whispered. But Earl D didn't help me. I didn't know what they were talking about.
I felt that although the man was wrong, he didn't deserve to die … But I couldn't say anything about Earl D's expression. I felt that he would be even angrier if I said it. I might even become pet food with him …
When I recalled how that man had kissed Count D's lips just now, I couldn't help but feel angry. "… I want to kiss Count D too!" I said angrily.
Earl D's eyes widened. When I felt that I had said something strange, he bent down. "Oh, okay, okay. I'll let you kiss me."
He was so good-looking. He was as delicate as a doll. He had a slender figure, and it was hard to tell if he was a man or a woman.
But he was also as distant as a doll. He would never age, and he would always wander around the world, never staying in one place for too long.
Sigh, I really liked Earl D.
I smacked my lips and kissed him on the cheek, my heart filled with happiness.
"Okay, now that we've sent away the annoying person, let's eat dessert." Earl D opened the cabinet with a smile and took out butterfly pastries from the countless desserts he had. "Let's eat butterfly pastries today."
"Will that annoying person live to see tomorrow?" I looked at Earl D with narrowed eyes.
"Are you pitying him?" Earl D thought of something and his eyes curved into crescents. "I'm fine with it. But if he angers that young lady …"
… I suddenly admired Leo!
He watched people who offended Earl D die in all kinds of miserable ways every day, and he was still so stubborn and fearless that he wanted to find evidence of Earl D's crimes. What a spirit!
"Okay, don't worry about unimportant things. Open your mouth."
Me:!!!
Looking at the butterfly pastries that Earl D fed me, I opened my mouth and ate them. I instantly passed out.
When I opened my eyes, I was in the middle of a primeval forest.
"Oh, you're awake," Earl D said happily and pulled me up. "It's a rare opportunity. Let's go on an outing."
“？？？” I looked at the large forest around me and was stunned. "I don't know much. Don't make me feel like I'm going on an outing."
"Maybe we'll meet something." Earl D happily pulled me and started walking.
We passed through the forest and across the lake, and finally came to a large grassland. The entire grassland was shrouded in a boundless fog. We walked through it and finally saw a dark shadow in the white fog.
It was a huge tree that led to the sky that I couldn't see the end of. The clouds were halfway up the tree, and the patterns on the bark alone were enough for me to stand on.
"In China's ancient mythology, the center of the world is a tree." Earl D walked over and placed his hand on the Jianmu tree. "Legend has it that it's the bridge that connects Heaven, Earth, Man, and God."
"I think this might be the most suitable for you." Earl D reached out and touched the tree. "It took me a lot of effort to find this place."
… No, no!!!
Bro!!! Do you know what you found?!!! You spent a lot of effort, and you're just saying it so casually?!!!
This, this is the Jianmu tree from countless prehistoric novels!!! How can you just put this thing out like this? This doesn't match your identity as a Japanese comic!!!
"Who's here?" An astonishingly huge face looked down from the clouds. I felt dizzy and almost fainted.
"Your Majesty." Earl D bowed respectfully. "We're here to find an answer. If it's you who has existed since the beginning of Heaven and Earth, you'll definitely be able to give us the correct answer."
"It's been a long time since someone came here. I'm a little bored." The huge face sighed. "Tell me your question."
"I want to know what happened to this child."
The Jianmu tree looked at me.
What a mystical pair of eyes.
It was as if I could see the past, the future, dust, and the universe.
"Ah, you're a seed."
"What?" I was dumbfounded. "I, I'm a seed?"
"No, you're carrying our seed," the Jianmu tree said. "That's why you're constantly traveling through time and space in search of an opportunity to germinate. When the seed germinates, it'll be the end of your journey."
"… In short, I'm a surrogate mother?" I couldn't help but touch my stomach.
"You're so rude!"
"It's fine. That's how it is by human standards," the Jianmu tree said. "Now that your question has been answered, you can go back now."
Everything in front of me gradually blurred. I blinked and found myself back in Earl D's pet shop.
For a moment, I felt really conflicted.
… I only followed Earl D because I wanted to pet Furry.
But I didn't expect that I would become a tree's surrogate mother.
… Oh, the ups and downs of life.
"You can't accept it?" Earl D handed me a cup of hot tea. "Come, calm down."
"Hmm … I was wondering if I could stay here without any qualms." I jumped up and stood on the sofa, looking down at Earl D. "Hurry up and tell me I'm His Majesty's mother! After all, I'm Jianmu's stepmother! "
Earl D looked at me as if I was an idiot again.
"Hurry up, I'm a rare plant!" I smiled viciously. "Now, hurry up and make me my favorite pet food!"
"I was worried for nothing." Earl D put down his cup and stood up. "What do you want to eat?"
"I want to eat fried rice." When I thought of the delicious egg fried rice, I almost drooled. I looked at Earl D expectantly.
With a reluctant expression, Earl D went into the kitchen to cook. While Earl D went in, I lifted my clothes to check my stomach. I didn't feel like I was pregnant at all.
Then, where is the seed?
… If only I was the one who died.
I didn't want Akuraba Of Goguryeo to die.
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