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"Elf?" Shun Tun thought for a moment.
"What's that?"
"It's something that can produce a lot of books." I used Shun Tun's ignorance of the Internet as an excuse to make a very dirty joke. However, seeing that he didn't get my point, I felt a little bored.
"I like the way your hair is down."
Shun Tun remained silent.
He walked out of the river, his wet hair sticking to his shoulders.
"Tun Tun, I'll help you dry your hair!" I watched as Shun Tun came out of the bath.
I immediately became spirited.
I got up from the ground and ran over, circling around Shun Tun, trying to get a share of him.
Shun Tun grabbed my collar and pulled me behind him.
He reached out and picked up the wine gourd, squinting at the small forest.
I poked my head out from beside his arm.
I saw a huge wild boar monster at least 2.5 meters tall coming out of the small forest.
He was like a perfect inverted triangle.
Big head and big shoulders.
Small butt and short legs.
No neck.
It could be said that he matched the wild boar monster in my heart very well.
Originally, I thought that the wild boar monster was coming for Shun Tun, but I didn't expect that the monster's eyes were staring straight at me.
"You smell so good." The wild boar monster's soybean-sized eyes were filled with greed.
Saliva formed a line from his huge mouth.
"After eating you, I will definitely become a great monster!"
… Am I that fragrant?!
He retracted his head behind Shun Tun.
He didn't care about this monster that looked like Naka at all.
"Tsk.
As expected of a low-level trash.
You can only see food. " Shun Tun's entire body emitted miasma. His hair became dry in his dark miasma and floated up.
"You, you are!! Ghost King Shun Doji!!! "The wild boar monster took two steps back in horror and turned around to escape.
"You only realized now? It's too late. "Shun Tun raised his huge wine gourd and waved it at the escaping wild boar monster.
Then, I witnessed the lethality of the wine gourd at close range. The gourd's mouth swallowed the wild boar monster's head and half of its upper body. Blood and flesh fell from the gourd's chewing teeth.
The remaining half of the wild boar monster's body fell to the ground with a loud thud. Its broken organs and intestines flowed out, emitting a foul stench.
I felt disgusted, but I couldn't control my curious eyes. I saw half of a human's undigested head flowing out of the wild boar's broken stomach.
… It was even more disgusting.
"Tsk, you don't even want to eat this kind of trash monster?"
I heard Jiu Tun's voice and turned my head to look. I saw that the wine gourd had unexpectedly spat out the portion it had just eaten.
The wine gourd's chewing bits and pieces scattered all over the ground, and a huge eyeball rolled over.
I couldn't help but vomit as well.
Half an hour later, Shun took me to another part of the river.
"You're really weak."
I clasped my hands in front of my chest, feeling like a corpse that could die at any time. "I, I can't take it anymore."
Shun Tun placed his wine gourd next to me and walked towards the forest. As I closed my eyes to rest, I heard the sound of water dripping next to me. After a while, I couldn't help but open my eyes and look over. I saw the wine gourd pointing its teeth at me, saliva dripping from its mouth.
… I was scared to death!
I jumped up and endured the discomfort in my body as I crawled in the direction Shun Tun had left. "Thongo! Tun Tun! My Tun! Hurry up and take care of your gourd! "
There was no response for a long time. I turned my head and saw that Shun Tun's gourd was actually floating in the air and chasing after me. I was scared out of my wits and almost cried. As I continued to run, I felt someone grab my collar and lift me up.
Shun Tun's face moved me to tears. I reached out and tried to throw myself into his arms, crying and complaining, "Thongo, your gourd wants to eat me!"
"I asked him to protect you." Shun Tun gave me a few sweet potato-like things in his hand and threw me on the wine gourd floating in the air.
How magical.
I didn't get nervous for long. I went from hugging the wine gourd tightly to sitting on its waist. I was much taller now and could see the top of Shun Tun's head. His hair was still loose and swaying as he moved forward.
He was also holding a leg in his hand. It seemed to be the leg of the wild boar monster.
… Although it was too much for him to want to eat me, I wasn't mentally prepared to eat him like this.
After struggling for a while, I arrived at the previous place. I sat under the sun and watched Shun Tun start a fire to roast the sweet potato-like things. He cut the wood into sticks and tore off the wild boar monster's meat to skewer them.
When he finished cooking the meat, the sweet potato-like things were roasting and giving off a nice aroma.
Shun Tun directly reached into the fire and took out the thing. He handed it to me.
"It's too hot. Help me peel this!"
I was just saying it. I didn't expect Shun Tun to really peel the sweet potato and hand it to me. I felt that Shun Tun was very easy to talk to now, so I took advantage of him and squeezed into a row next to him. I ate while watching Shun Tun roast the meat.
"I couldn't tell that you have strong survival skills in the wild." I looked at Shun Tun, who was busy cooking. I felt that he was a little strange.
"Are you a princess of some country?" Shun Tun glanced at me and continued to slowly flip the meat. "You don't even know how to do such a basic thing?"
"I'm not a princess. But where I'm from, the lives of ordinary people are probably the same as the lives of nobles in this era."
Shun Tun and I began to chat casually.
"I heard that you have a palace in Jiangshan."
"Yeah."
"What kind of place is it?"
"My subordinates and where is the food?"
"Is the food human?"
"Yes."
"So you often eat human meat? Is human meat delicious? "
Shun Tun didn't say anything for a while.
"The most delicious are human women and children." Shun Tun roasted the wild boar demon's meat and took a skewer. He asked me, "Do you want to eat?"
The meat was really fragrant. I swallowed my saliva and shook my head in agreement. Shun Tun looked at me strangely. "This isn't human meat. You don't want to eat it?"
"I don't want to eat it. After all, it's an animal with thoughts. I can't eat it when I see it alive."
Shun Tun frowned and ate a mouthful of barbecued meat. He simply threw it aside and grabbed the bloody raw meat to eat. "You're really a strange human. Not only do you eat your own kind, you don't even eat demons that can talk?"
Sigh, what's wrong with that? Even if I can't talk, I don't eat dog or cat meat.
"This … How should I put it? Just like you, Thongo. Although you say that you are a demon, I feel that you are a human in my heart."
"Ha! How can I be a weakling like a human! "
Sigh, he looks so handsome when he's confident.
I was so infatuated with Shun Tun that I wanted to keep looking at him like this.
When Shun Tun looked at me, I couldn't help but pounce on him and hang around his neck. I looked at him with sparkling eyes. "Thongo, I want to kiss you!"
“？？？” Shun Tun's face was full of doubts. He opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, I kissed him.
Ah, it's unbelievable.
This Shun Tun is different from what I imagined. But he's so handsome that I can't help but like him!
I wanted to run after kissing him, but Shun Tun pressed my head down.
There was the smell of blood and wine on his body.
Together, they formed a very scary and stimulating aura. He was a red demon, but he was cold and icy.
Do all demons have no temperature? Or is it only Shun Tun?
My mind was full of strange thoughts. I felt my consciousness getting farther and farther away from me, and finally disappeared.
Leo slammed the table. "I will definitely find evidence of you breaking the law, Count D!"
Wow …
"How should I put it?" Count D put down his teacup and exhaled. "It's good to be a simpleton. No matter what setbacks he encounters, he doesn't care at all. Such persistence is amazing."
"But he's also very kind," I replied. "I like him. After he came, this place became much livelier."
"Kind?" Count D put his index finger to his mouth and thought for a moment. "Violent kindness?"
… Hmm, I couldn't refute that!
"We have a guest." Count D looked at the door. I looked over with him and saw a translucent figure standing there. "Is there anything you need? Whether it's an ordinary animal or a fantasy existence, our shop can provide it for you. "
"I … I want to find William," the child standing at the door said timidly. "Can you help me find him?"
Count D and I were both confused, but Count D's temper was much better than mine. He stood up and walked over to hold the little boy's hand. "Who is William? Can you tell me? "
"William is my friend … I lost him. I've been looking for him …"
"In that case, I'll give it a try," I said. "I've learned the spell to find people!"
"But, William is a dog."
… Damn, you're retarded! Get lost!
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