"Find, find, find a woman?" Little Aegon's cheeks instantly flushed red as he stuttered.
"Of course, only a woman can comfort a man," Tyrion laughed.
"But …" Aegon's eyes were wandering as he looked left and right.
Clinton and the rest had already gone downstairs, leaving only the two of them at the staircase.
"I can't go, I can't go," as if he had heard the most terrifying thing, he shook his head repeatedly.
"Why? Are you worried about your aunt? Haha … "Tyrion raised his eyebrows as he laughed," Your Highness, it's obvious that the Dragon Queen means what she says. If she says she won't marry you, then she definitely won't marry you. It's useless for you to keep your chastity for her. "
"No, no," Aegon was angered by the little devil's teasing expression. He straightened his neck and said, "I don't want to go myself."
Tyrion looked at him strangely, "Little Prince, you're seventeen years old right? Tsk tsk, you're still a virgin. "
"Little devil, you're a shameless bastard. I'm different from you," Aegon said angrily.
"Yes, we're different. I'm a man, and you're still a child. Men build their careers, and children go home to drink milk, "Tyrion puffed out his chest and said proudly.
— I really do have the talent to anger princes.
Looking at Aegon's twisted face and red eyes, the little devil thought proudly.
Sigh, how many times has this little prince gone crazy because of me?
Why is it that every time I see him, I can't help but think of my nephew Joffrey.
Why am I inexplicably happy when I see him jumping around in anger because of me? Even if I get slapped, I'll be happy.
"Slap …" Aegon raised his right hand and slapped him.
Tyrion took a step back and raised his hand to block the slap.
"Shh!" He put his right index finger to his lips and said softly, "Little Prince, do you want your Aunt Queen to see how you lose your composure and beat up her minister?"
He pointed at his green leather armor that had a picture of a roaring black dragon printed on it and said, "I'm a third-rank Wildfire General, not Hu Ge Caesar."
Well, when he was still Hu Ge, on the way from Pentos to Slave Bay, when he was beaten up after angering Little Aegon, he would not dodge.
Aegon was stronger than him, so he couldn't resist.
"If I hit you, my aunt would only clap her hands and cheer." Little Aegon said hatefully.
Even though he said that, he raised his head and carefully glanced in the direction of the top floor, giving up on the idea of slapping the dwarf again.
"Sooner or later, the wildfire will burn you to ashes," he cursed.
"Yeah, there's the possibility of being blown up into the sky by the wildfire every day. I have to get drunk today." Tyrion sighed and walked directly towards the red brick door, saying as he walked, "The Red Nun of the Church of the Seven Gods is one of a kind in the world. It's up to you whether you want to go or not."
"The Seven Gods Nun?" Aegon exclaimed.
There's hope!
Tyrion's eyes flashed and he stopped in his tracks.
"A devout nun in the day and incomparably lewd at night … By the way, do you believe in the Seven Gods?"
"Of course, Sister Ashara is my spiritual mentor," Little Aegon said.
"Then, have you ever dreamed of your spiritual mentor at night, and then secretly changed your underwear the next morning?" Tyrion chuckled.
"You —" Aegon pointed at him, his face flushed red.
"Looks like I have." Tyrion smiled in understanding. "Don't be shy, I even dreamed of my sister when I was young, do you believe it?"
"You — beast!" Aegon said agitatedly.
"Hehe, aren't your grandfather and grandmother also brother and sister? You Targaryens have so many examples of brother and sister unions, and you even want to marry your own aunt. Are they all beasts? "Tyrion retorted.
"This is a Targaryen tradition," Aegon argued.
"Lannister can learn the traditions of Targaryen as well! Now he's even learning from you, sitting on the Iron Throne, being a king, being a mad king. "
"Lannister's throne won't be stable, I swear," Aegon said coldly.
"You don't even have a dragon, what's the use of swearing? Only your aunt can do that. "
"I will have one, a dragon has three heads, and I'm one of them!"
"Words are like the wind, prophecies are also words." Tyrion glanced at the pier and said anxiously, "Red Nun can choose any of the Passion Garden's Red Nun. If you're late, you can only eat the leftovers. I don't have time to chat with you, just say it, do you want to be a man? "
How was Little Aegon supposed to answer that?
"Of course I'm a man," he said stiffly.
"Then come with me, you'll be a man tomorrow morning."
Saying that, the imp walked out of the door and climbed down the stairs of the great golden tower.
Little Aegon hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and followed.
"Hey, little prince, you don't know how lucky you are to have an old hand like me as your mentor."
Hearing the footsteps behind him, Tyrion's lips curled into a smug smile.
"You're not my mentor."
Little Aegon shrunk his neck and looked back at the palace door from time to time.
He was very conflicted, he was excited to explore a new world, but he was also hesitant to expect his foster father to come out and call him back.
"If you knew how my mentor dealt with me, you wouldn't have such an attitude."
Tyrion's tone became very complicated, and even Aegon could hear the sadness in it.
"Your … mentor, who are they?" he asked.
"My brother and father," Tyrion said.
"What did they do?"
Tyrion was absent-minded for a moment, his footsteps slowed down and he muttered: "When I was 13, Jaime and I saved a cute peasant girl from bandits, she fell in love with me … Maybe.
Anyway, I loved her very much, really.
I bribed a cultivator to arrange a simple but incredibly sweet secret wedding for me and Tessa. "
"Damn it, your first time was so beautiful, but you tricked me into giving my first time to a prostitute!"
Aegon cursed and was about to turn around and leave.
"Listen to the story first," Tyrion pulled him back, "After you hear it, you'll definitely be impatient to find a prostitute and give her your virginity and innocence."
"Go on," Aegon said stiffly.
He changed his mind, a dwarf at 13 years old … He was already 17 this year, he really couldn't be a boy anymore.
"After that, my brother told me that the hero saving the damsel in distress was a scam, Tessa was only a prostitute that he paid to let me experience the matters between a man and a woman," Tyrion said.
"Er …" Aegon was stunned, then hesitantly said: "The Kingslayer went a bit overboard."
Tyrion stopped, turned around and looked at him with a complicated expression, then said: "How I wished that he had the same thoughts as you back then."
Aegon didn't reply, so Tyrion continued: "I cried, I threw a tantrum, I didn't believe it, I wanted Tessa, I was only 13 at that time, I didn't have any grudges against my country, I was much younger than you are now."
"And then?"
"To make me see the truth, my father gave Tessa to a battalion of soldiers, one silver coin per person, and they could have her, 100 guards, 100 silver coins."
Aegon shuddered, then muttered: "Your father is a beast."
"Very good, in this regard, we have reached a consensus," Tyrion nodded with satisfaction, then sighed:
"A beast's father gave birth to a beast's son, I stood on the side and watched, and watched, until my dick was about to explode, and then I became the 101st.
For this, my father paid Tessa a gold dragon.
According to his words, Lannister should always be a cut above others, and the price should be higher than the average person. "
"You really are a beast!" Aegon said coldly.
"Kid, let's play a game later, if you win, I'll shout 'Tyrion is a beast' three times to the sky, how about that?" Tyrion said with a strange smile.
"What game?"
"You'll know in a while."
Aegon fell silent again.
At this time, they had already walked down the pyramid.
The Unsullied trainees guarding the stairs at the door only glanced at them, then untied the fence.
Tyrion found a white-painted carriage with a kerosene lamp in front of the square, handed a few copper coins to the coachman, and pulled Little Aegon in.
"You're so familiar with your movements, it's not your first time, right?" Aegon asked suspiciously.
"I'm a normal man, and I've been in Slave Bay for so long, of course it's not my first time. Although Astapor is not as prosperous as Volantis, it still has a market that's open, you should have come out with me a long time ago, "Tyrion said.
"The female dwarf Fenni likes you, we can all see it," Aegon suddenly said.
"Fenni …" Tyrion was stunned, then sighed: "Fenni is a good girl, I don't want to hurt her."
Aegon looked at him strangely.
"Hehe …" Tyrion laughed bitterly, then asked: "Do you know the ending of the story?"
"What story?"
"Tessa and Tywin."
"Where did Tessa go?" Aegon asked.
"I want to know too, I even asked my dad about it. We didn't come to an agreement, so … he was killed by me. "Tyrion shrugged.
"You're crazy," Aegon's eyes widened, and said in shock: "You killed your father for a prostitute from more than a decade ago?"
"After the trial, Jaime forced Jaime to save me, maybe he thought it was the last time he said goodbye to his deformed and pitiful brother, or maybe Jaime suddenly had a conscience, he told me something."
"What is it?"
"He lied to me, he and my dad both lied to me, Tessa wasn't a prostitute, at least before she met our family of beasts, she was just a pure and kind peasant girl."
"Ah-" Aegon was shocked, and his eyes widened: "Could it be, Tessa really …"
"She didn't even know my identity as Lannister at that time. Jaime and I wore casual clothes, dressed as third-rate mercenary knights.
Maybe, she thought I was the pet of the tall and handsome Knight Jaime, a deformed little devil monkey at first.
But Tessa didn't care about my dwarf size at all, she even thought that I was so small, such a pitiful dwarf dared to fight against the fierce bandits, I was very brave. "
Tyrion held up three fingers, "I've only met such a woman three times in my life. The first time was Tessa, the second time was Xue Yi … It was fake.
I thought Xue Yi was the second Tessa, I also loved her like Tessa, then she personally proved to me how rare Tessa was.
The third one was Jenny. I'm not sure if she would still love me if she wasn't a dwarf. But there's no doubt that her love is as sincere as Tessa's. "
"If that's the case, why didn't you marry her?" Aegon was confused.
"Only a virgin like you can say such words. If you have someone in your heart at all times, you won't provoke another person who deserves the same pity. "
* Creak — *
The carriage stopped, and the decadent sounds from the temple's Passion Garden entered their ears.
The coachman in the front row knocked on the wooden wall and said softly: "Lord Wildfire, we're here."
Tyrion jumped down from the carriage, holding a silver coin in his hand, and said to the coachman: "Remember, call me 'Lion King', 'Lion King', 'Angry Lion', but don't call me 'Lord Wildfire'."
"Okay, Lord Wildfire."
The dwarf's body stiffened, and he stuffed the silver coin back into his pocket …
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