"No matter what I say, it will become reality. This is the first law of the world. Even I can't go against it," Danny said helplessly.
The old monk Tyrion could recite the Seven Saints Scripture backwards now. He quickly understood what she was trying to do.
"Can't you find the real King of the Hills, Hu Ge? Why me?" he asked in confusion.
"You are the real Hu Ge." Danny smiled.
"That can't be right. Hu Ge isn't a rare name. If you shout 'Hu Ge, your mother is calling you home for dinner' in Lannister Harbor, two or three Hu Ge's will appear at the same time," the dwarf said.
"Before me, how many girls in the Westeros were called 'Danny Rize'?" Danny sighed.
Not a single one. It was only a hundred years ago that Targaryen had a princess called 'Danny Rize' who married into Dorne.
"Uh, am I the historical Hu Ge?" the dwarf asked in surprise.
"I don't know. You can try."
"But I can't have children. Where did Hu Ge's forty-four sons come from?" The dwarf smiled bitterly.
"It's alright. The Seven Stars Scripture only says that the white dove brought you forty-four sons. They might not be your own. Aren't you Tywin's son? "
Tyrion's expression twisted.
"Go. Your people are waiting for you. Only you can lead the Andals to survive on this land." Danny waved her hand. The dwarf and the white dove disappeared.
Soon, Hu Ge, the King of the Hills, understood why "Mother of Saints" had sought him out.
It was because the living conditions in Ursos six thousand years ago were too harsh.
"King, this is bad. The Loyna Rangers have massacred our Lannister Town at the Upper Lohn River. All the men have been killed. The women and children have all been enslaved!" A soldier in bronze armor reported.
"Bastard, bring me my axe. Prepare the army for revenge!" King Hu Ge gritted his teeth.
.....
"King, this is bad. An evil god has come from the north. He has already sacrificed eighteen villages in the Andaros Plains. “
"What? It's the Evil God again? Do those bastards not learn their lesson? Quick, go and bring my axe over. I want to use their skulls to pave the floor of the ballroom. "King Hu Ge roared.
.....
"Your Majesty, it's not good. The fact that we sent scholars to secretly learn Loyna's iron-smelting techniques has been discovered. Prince Ge Dohe is leading 5000 knights here!" A soldier hurriedly rushed into the palace and reported.
On the low couch, King Hu Ge was entangled with a few blonde and blue-eyed Andal beauties. Hearing this, he suddenly stood up, the muscles on his right arm bulging. "Call the seven princes over and fight with me. I want to defeat Ge Dohe!"
Soon, a handsome young man with blonde hair and blue eyes arrived at the palace.
"Father, don't be so agitated. The Duke of Loi knows of your bravery. This time, he specially invited the old man in the river to hold the line. You have to be careful!"
"The old tortoise in the river? Bastard, I have spared its life many times. Doesn't it know? "King Hu Ge smashed the stone lion at the gate of the palace with his axe.
The soldiers were in awe and admiration.
"The old man in the river has a True God behind him!" The First Prince advised.
"Sigh! In this f * cked up world, the True Gods are still alive! " King Hu Ge slumped down his axe and waved his hand. "Prepare gold and silver to bribe the Prince's court officials.
Also, go to the prison and behead those slave traders. Send their heads to Ge Dohe and say that they are scholars. The scholars secretly learning iron-smelting techniques has nothing to do with our royal family. "
"Father, William and the others are all Lords with military merits. Just because of a few foreign slaves, isn't it too much to kill them?
Which country in Ursos doesn't sell slaves? "The purple-haired and blue-eyed Second Prince said.
King Hu Ge went up and kicked the Second Prince right in the chest. With a bang, the Second Prince flew back more than ten meters.
The soldiers were shocked. The princes were shocked.
King Hu Ge was still angry. He walked over and scolded, "Second Prince, I'll say it again. We Andals are believers of the Seven Gods and children of the Holy Mother. We don't sell slaves or worship evil gods. We can't do anything that goes against the teachings of the Seven Gods. Do you understand?"
"Yes, yes." The Second Prince was a descendant of the Gods and had an extraordinary bloodline. He didn't even spit out blood after being kicked. He got up and apologized profusely.
.....
"Great news, my King. Blessed by the Holy Mother. The Queen has given birth to another prince for you." The palace nanny said excitedly.
"Good, very good! It's already the 18th. Soon, it'll be the 44th soon! "King Hu Ge cried tears of joy. That night, he held a banquet for his officials.
.....
"Bad news, my King. Winter is here. The Long Haired Men in the east don't have any food. The entire tribe, more than thirty thousand strong men, broke into the Andaros Plains. Many of our people have died!"
King Hu Ge, who was sitting by the fire and drinking wine, pushed away the woman on top of him. He stood up naked and roared, "Bring me my axe. The eldest will be the regent. The second to the twenty-second will follow me into battle.
I want all the women in the Norfoss Mountains to cry for their husbands and sons! "
"Father, please calm down. After we drove the Long Haired Men into the Norfoss Mountains, they were quickly taken in by the God of Clock. The God of Clock is a powerful God who has comprehended the law," the Seventh Prince said.
King Hu Ge raised his fist and punched the Seventh Prince's face. He said angrily, "You suspect the Seven Gods and me? It's just a stupid bell. It's just a sound wave law. Do you think I'm afraid? "
Half a month later, in the Norfoss Mountains near the Upper Rohn River.
"Save me, Holy Mother!" King Hu Ge's helmet was askew, his horse and axe were gone, and his left iron boot was nowhere to be seen. With his dozens of sons and hundreds of defeated soldiers, he staggered to the border post of the Kingdom of Hill in the west.
"Father, don't be afraid. Mother and I are here!" The First Prince led a group of men to meet them.
"Prepare the arrow formation. Bless the Seven Gods. Kill the demons!" Queen White Dove commanded loudly.
Seeing the reinforcements, King Hu Ge stopped running. He turned around, pointed at the black clouds in the sky and cursed, "Black Goat, you are the God of Death, but you don't have any morals. You sneak attacked me, a mortal. Do you have any shame?
One day, I'll kill you and use your golden horn as a pedal for the latrine. "
Dong — The bell in the sky shook. The Andals threw down their weapons and howled in pain.
"Stupid bell, fight me one-on-one if you dare." King Hu Ge found another axe and stood firm in the sound wave attack.
"King, we're no match for the Evil Gods. Let's retreat first," the Queen said.
King Hu Ge turned to his sons and scolded, "It's all your fault. I've taught you the way of the knights, but now you don't even have a Sword Saint."
"Father, you've always said that you can control the sword with your heart, but you've only killed with brute force!" The First Prince couldn't help but retort.
"Yes, yes. We have 8,000 cavalrymen, but none of them have reached the Sword Saint level." The other princes agreed.
The dwarf was speechless.
.....
"King, this is bad. Megalosaurus, there are so many Megalosaurus in the sky." A guard ran in and yelled.
King Hu Ge hurried out of the palace and saw more than 30 Megalosaurus of different colors circling the city.
"Valleglia's Dragon King Battle Team?" King Hu Ge didn't panic. Instead, he felt a sense of familiarity and excitement.
But soon, he became even more excited.
"What? You want me to give you the Velvet Plains in the south?" King Hu Ge's face turned red. He wanted to punch the arrogant silver-haired man's head.
"Not give it away. Sell it to us to build a trading city," the messenger of Valleglia said.
"What if I don't sell it?" King Hu Ge said in a low voice.
"If you don't sell it, then give it away," the messenger said casually.
"Give it away?"
"If we lose the battle, of course we have to give it away as compensation," the messenger said matter-of-factly.
"I —" King Hu Ge was about to fly into a rage. The eldest prince beside the throne quickly pulled him back and whispered, "Father, there are 30 Megalosaurus in the sky. We can't defeat them."
"I … f * ck!"
The messenger smiled and said, "Your Majesty, we Valleglia are not unreasonable.
Sell the land to us, but the Andals don't have to leave. We can even choose a few princes to marry the noble descendants of the 14 fire peaks and rule the new Pentos together. "
"Pentos?" King Hu Ge was stunned. "You want to build a sea city beside 'King Hu Ge's Bathtub'?"
The messenger frowned and thought for a while. "I think that after the new city is built, King Hu Ge's Bathtub can be renamed to the Sea of Pentos."
King Hu Ge's eyes turned. His voice slowed down and he asked, "Messenger, are you also from the 14 fire peak families?
I heard that there is a family called 'Targaryen' in Valleglia. I wonder if they are here today? "
The silver-haired messenger was stunned. He asked doubtfully, "Your Majesty, you know about Targaryen? I am the current patriarch of the Targaryen family, Igor Targaryen. "
"What a coincidence …" The dwarf looked at the other party carefully, but did not see any familiar features.
"You are the patriarch. Why are you here as a messenger? To be honest, if there are not thirty dragons in the sky, I am prepared to chop off your head and form an alliance with the Loynar people to kill you Valleglia people, "he said strangely.
Igor's handsome face darkened. He said, "The reputation of the Mad King Hu Ge has already spread to the Summer Sea. We will not give you the chance to go crazy."
"I am the Mad King?" Hu Ge pointed at his own nose, his face filled with disbelief.
"Father, you have gone against the heavens, the earth, the gods and demons. Other than the Seven Gods, you have not submitted to anyone. You have scolded the true gods, slashed the gods, slaughtered the long-haired barbarians, massacred the Loynar villages and towns, and even repeatedly attacked the powerful Loynar city … You have used the heads of the gods to pave the floor of the ballroom. Everyone has some misunderstandings about you," the first prince said carefully.
"Slap!" King Hu Ge slapped the first prince in front of all the ministers, making him dizzy.
"Also, you like to hit your sons. We are so brave, smart, and obedient," the first prince said, feeling wronged.
"You still dare to talk back?" Seeing the messenger's dumbfounded expression, as if he was looking at a monster, King Hu Ge awkwardly retracted his hand and forced a smile. "Mortals think I am crazy, but they do not know that I am fighting for survival for the Andals.
The living environment in Ursos is too difficult. When I pass away, these bastards may still be able to protect their family business, but after a few generations, I am afraid … "
With such a deep conversation, the messenger could not hide the awkwardness on his face.
He returned to the previous topic and said, "I am the coachman of the Bellerion family, the head of the fourteen fire peaks. To be the messenger of the third young master is a great honor for the entire Targaryen family."
King Hu Ge sighed and said, "Messenger Igor, opposite Pentos, I have Dragonstone Island. I admire your courage and honesty. Dragonstone Island is yours! "
"Uh, this …" Igor was at a loss.
— As expected of the Mad King, he did not do things in any order!
"Thank you for your kindness, Your Majesty, but …" Igor hesitated. "The great wizard has forbidden Dragon King to go near the Land of the Setting Sun. I appreciate your kindness."
"There is a volcano on Dragonstone Island." King Hu Ge smiled.
"Volcano?" Igor was shocked. He was surprised and hesitant. "This matter must be decided by the third young master."
Seeing the cowardly look of his honest servant, King Hu Ge waved his hand dispiritedly. "Enough. Choose a few noble ladies from the fourteen fire peaks to go on a blind date with my son. Pentos will be the betrothal gift."
.....
King Hu Ge had lived for 150 years. After his wife gave birth to his 44th son, he closed his eyes in satisfaction.
His children and grandchildren were not as crazy as him. The size of the country decreased with each generation. In the end, the country was destroyed, and the nobles could only escape to the Westeros by ship.
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