Countless years later, perhaps the Divine Comedy will spread to the multiverse. Dear readers, the 'Divine Comedy — Lord of Hell' that you are looking at now is a product of old Yimont's artistic processing of my dictation.
After reading it, please remember to praise my name, 'Lord of the Seven Hells, Supreme Saint, second only to the Seven Gods, beautiful Succubus Queen Cersei, long live.'
"Lord of Hell, Queen Cersei, this shameless attitude, it is indeed my whore of a sister, hahahaha …"
Three years after old Yimont left, I heard a familiar laughter while I was being burnt to a crisp on a volcano.
It was so familiar that I woke up abruptly.
"Little devil?" I saw a skinny old monk smiling at me under the bleak rain and desolate mountain.
"Ah, you can see me?" The little devil dressed as an old monk was shocked.
I couldn't let the dwarf see my predicament.
I split my thoughts and projected my soul into bat-winged fallen angel form. The powerful pressure of three-and-a-half soul ascension was fully unleashed.
"Little devil, why did you awaken the Demon Lord of Hell?" My voice was low as I tried my best to imitate the cold and monotonous tone of the Black Goddess.
"SemiGod????"
The dwarf under the banana tree was so frightened that he collapsed on the muddy waterway.
Seeing this, I was extremely pleased and happy. I couldn't even feel the pain of being burned by the volcano anymore.
"SemiGod? Hmph! "I pretended to snort in disdain.
"Beneath the Seven Gods, I am number one. In Hell, I am … the Demon … Emperor of … Hell!" I dragged my voice as if I was singing an opera.
"Seven Hells, is what is written in the 'Divine Comedy' true? Your soul ascended three-and-a-half times? "The dwarf was dumbfounded.
"If it wasn't for Lahlo's treacherous tricks, I might have already grown a second pair of wings," I said resentfully.
"Lahlo …"
The dwarf couldn't accept the fact that I was once the number one True God and was in a daze.
"Why did you become a monk?" I asked.
If the dwarf was glossy and proud, I would be filled with hatred.
Now that I saw him as a weather-beaten skinny old piece of cured meat, my inexplicable hatred for him decreased by quite a bit.
"I'm cultivating …"
Strangely enough, for the first time in our lives, we were able to communicate so calmly.
At that moment, I forgot about the hatred he had for not giving me a single contribution point.
Considering how well he took care of Messiah, even giving her his own Gene Island, my hatred for him was permanently reduced by half.
"Sigh, what's the point of training? You were born greedy and lustful, hypocritical and vicious, treacherous and cunning, committing all kinds of evil, doing no good, ridiculous and laughable … How can you break through to become a Demigod Priest?
Why don't you come to Hell and become a true little demon? I'll be the Lord of Hell, and you'll be the Great General. What do you think? "
It was very rare for me to fall in love with a dwarf.
The dwarf's face that was already tanned by the scorching sun became even darker. "No matter what, I'm still stronger than you. If you can ascend, so can I."
"That's right, how did you manage to sublimate your soul four times in just a few decades? Even Qizang is only so-so. "The longing in his eyes was undisguised.
"Hahaha, are you jealous? This is talent! "I laughed proudly.
"What's the trick? I'm only one step away from breaking through to become a Demigod Priest. "The anticipation in the dwarf's eyes grew even stronger.
"As long as your faith is pious enough, it's easy to sublimate your soul. To be honest, I've always been studying the Witchcraft of Beauty and Desire, but I've never purposely pursued the sublimation of my soul. "
"Do you know the background of the Seven Gods?" The dwarf asked hesitantly.
"Danny Rize is one of the Seven Gods, but the Seven Gods aren't her."
"You actually know?" The dwarf was shocked. "If you know, why are you still so pious? It's because I know her identity that I can't get over that barrier in my heart. "
"As long as I know that she's the strongest in the world, no matter what identity she has, what creed she preaches, I will believe in her sincerely. The stronger she is, the more pious I will be. It's that simple. "
The dwarf's expression twisted. "So, your faith is in strength, and not the Seven Gods?"
"If Lahlo that villain's strength is the strongest in the world, I might believe in him, but it's impossible for me to sublimate my soul. I also acknowledge the creed of the Seven Gods from the bottom of my heart. "
"But have you ever practiced the creed of the Seven Gods?"
"What does it have to do with whether I follow the creed of the Seven Gods or not and I sincerely acknowledge the creed?"
"Your way of thinking isn't rare. Almost all shallow believers are like you. They acknowledge the creed, but due to their desires and benefits, they are unable to fully practice the creed.
But it's impossible for them to sublimate their souls.
Maybe, you really are a weirdo with a special talent. "The dwarf sighed.
In the next few years, Tyrion often chatted with me. He even used the 《Divine Comedy》 to project his consciousness into Hell, and also briefly summoned my consciousness into the real world.
"Know the enemy and know yourself, and you will never be defeated. Since you want to compete with Lahlo for hegemony in Hell, you can't purposely avoid it.
You have to understand it, find its fatal flaw, learn from it, and use its strengths.
Doesn't it have a lot of experience?
You can curry favor with it, try to get information from it, and make up for your shortcomings in Transcendence. "The little devil gave me advice.
And so, I entered the seventh layer of Hell again to find the group of friends I had abandoned.
Thanks to the dwarf's reminder, Lahlo had indeed achieved great things in the few years I had been separated from him.
First, he subdued all of the red-robed monk demons and formed a systematic leadership.
Then, the Red God Demons ran around and helped him recruit troops in the fifth layer of Hell, gathering tens of thousands of demons from the World of Darkness.
Finally, he compiled the 《Great Devil Scripture》 as the scripture of Hell Demon Lord Lahlo's creed, and spread it widely to every evil spirit, demon, ghost servant, and even living people in the mortal world.
Sand accumulates into a tower. With the support of many believers, Lahlo's strength became even stronger.
I was also envious of his majesty.
There were guards of honor at every entrance and exit. At the front, the Demon Poet played and sang. In the middle, eight strong Demon Generals carried the palanquin. At the back, four succubi scattered red spider lilies, and there were hundreds and thousands of minions shouting slogans …
Damn it, my tribesmen betrayed me too.
"Succubi … Will all women who cultivate the Goddess of Desire Meditation Technique evolve into succubi?" Tyrion asked with a frown.
"Not in the beginning. When I was the first to evolve into a Fallen Angel with bat wings, purple skin with magic patterns, sexy little horns, black hair and purple eyes, the images of those female evil spirits who cultivate the Goddess of Desire Meditation Technique slowly moved closer to me. Thus, there was the saying of the succubi tribe. "
"Why do you say that you are the King of Succubi?" Tyrion asked again.
"As long as I release my aura, almost no succubi can straighten their backs in front of me, including that lowly servant Sheila Yangxin. Isn't that a King?"
Tyrion nodded his head lightly and asked again, "Can you control those little succubi?"
"Of course not. Our main bodies are being tortured in Hell, and we can't control them, let alone control others."
"Looks like Dragon Queen didn't completely release the authority of Hell." The little demon pondered for a moment and asked again, "Have you cultivated the Song of Laws?"
"There is only divinity, there is no law." Mentioning this, I was also very troubled. "I originally didn't have the talent for cultivation, and relied on the sublimation of my soul to increase the sensitivity of my spiritual power to the Sea of Laws to become a succubi. Speaking of which, my talent shouldn't be considered top-notch. "
"The law is the foundation, and it is much more useful than the titles of Succubi Queen and Demon King of Hell. I can't solve the problem of your cultivation, and we are not of the same faction … "
"I have a good idea." The little demon thought for a moment and said.
"Tell me about it," I asked curiously.
"You marry Lahlo, treat him as the King of Hell, and you will be the Queen —"
"Impossible," I interrupted him angrily. "That little person is ugly and evil, and he is even more annoying than Robert."
"But there is one thing that he is right about. He is a person who does great things, and he is theoretically the ruler of Hell. Your main bodies are trapped, but he is free.
If you don't join forces with him, he will continue to scheme against you in the dark.
Think about it, he used more than six thousand years to scheme against Dragon Queen, how terrifying is he?
On the contrary, if you dispel his wariness, his wisdom will be used by you, and in the end, you will achieve endless glory.
Don't doubt, Lahlo's strength may not be great, but his ability to nurture others is definitely top-notch.
Bellerion is his disciple, and he founded the Valleglia Empire for six thousand years. Dragon Queen also used the Grand Wizard Meditation Technique as her foundation to achieve what she has today. "
His words seemed to make sense, but I still couldn't make up my mind.
I thought of Jaime, and I had been looking forward to forming the 'Hell's Twin Lions' with him, and maybe even giving birth to a real demon, Jaime?
Now that Jaime was not young anymore, and he had committed many sins, perhaps he could accompany me in Hell?
Even if he could ascend to Heaven with his merits, he would definitely be willing to swim in boiling oil, climb a mountain of blades, jump into a sea of fire with me …
If Jaime had been there that day, Lahlo wouldn't have been able to plot against me so easily.
I told Tyrion my thoughts.
He seemed to be anxious. "Bellerion betrayed him and took away his Song of Fire. Dragon Queen is even more ruthless, but I believe that you can surpass the two of them. After all, you are an expert … Think about Robert."
"Cersei, I believe in your abilities!" he said sincerely.
"After I married him, I have been with him for a long time. If my soul is enhanced again, will he feel threatened and interrupt my advancement again?" I began to hesitate.
Tyrion thought about it and sighed. "Definitely. But don't worry, I will help you consult an expert. "
"Who?"
"Seven Treasures!"
I was filled with anticipation when I heard that it was Saint Matthew.
After the long night ended, Saint Matthew came to Hell with Long-faced Arya. Arya was a Soul Reaper, and she was in charge of dealing with the evil spirits who couldn't go to Hell after they died.
Saint Matthew didn't hold any position, but walked barefoot in the seven levels of Hell.
He made a sacred vow that he would never ascend to Heaven before he cleansed all the demons in Hell.
He was a ruthless person!
Mountains of swords, seas of fire, pots of oil, glaciers … He had appeared in all the eighteen Punishment Divisions. He had endured the same pain as the evil spirits.
"If I don't feel your pain, how can I persuade you to be kind and merciful?"
Those were his original words.
When the evil spirits wailed on the execution ground, he would recite the Seven Gods Scripture and use mercy to resolve the evil spirits' resentment and hatred.
I had been recited by him a few times, and his merciful voice almost made my head explode.
.....
Seven Treasures didn't have any secret arts to enhance one's soul, but he had taught me a little trick. When a person is idle, their thoughts tend to wander. If you can keep your thoughts in check and recite the Seven Gods Scripture in your subconscious mind, you can resist any form of soul attack.
Although I couldn't do it now, I believed in Seven Treasures.
The process of marriage was easier than I had imagined, but there were also unexpected difficulties.
When he heard that I was willing to serve him as the King and be the Queen, Lahlo ignored Shiera Yangxin's dissuasion and happily agreed.
Un, I didn't know that Shiera had always been scheming to become the Queen of the Shadow Demon Kings.
Originally, I was still reluctant, but when I saw someone else fighting with me, especially a woman, I immediately became spirited and my desire to compete increased.
"I chose you to be the Queen because you have the Mandate of Heaven!" When I wrapped around Lahlo's muscular waist like a vine, he pushed me away.
What was even more unbearable than forcing me to do it was rejecting my passion.
I was already furious, and I was about to throw a tantrum out of habit.
Suddenly, the word 'Mandate of Heaven' reminded me of Tyrion's advice: Lahlo's knowledge is second only to the Holy Mother, who controls fate. You have to listen more, ask more, and be less angry. You are the most foolish when you are angry.
"What Mandate of Heaven?"
"You are the first evil spirit of Hell. Back then, in order to settle you down, Danny Rize created a virtual hell, which is the prototype of the current Seven Layers of Hell."
"Really?" I was a little flattered.
"As Danny Rize's lifelong enemy, I naturally had to pay attention to her every move. In fact, back then, I was even prepared to launch a sneak attack on her Dimension of Faith! The birth, separation, independence, and growth of Heaven and Hell were all witnessed by me. "
"Why didn't you launch a sneak attack?"
"I was waiting, waiting for her to move the Dimension of Faith out of the Westeros. Unfortunately, she didn't."
"Isn't Heaven a world-wide place? Foreigners can also go to Heaven and Hell, "I asked curiously.
Lahlo seemed to be looking at me with disdain.
"The Dimension of Faith doesn't belong to any of the Seven Countries, but it is still within the range of the Westeros World Will.
Do you know the Green Prophet?
With the Three-Eyed Crow around, I was unable to launch a sneak attack.
If I didn't launch a sneak attack, I wouldn't be able to defeat Danny Rize who had five dragons as her helpers. The Three-Eyed Crow might even try to pull me aside. "
My disdain for R'hllor increased by another three points.
Back then, Danny Rize hadn't become a God yet!
He actually couldn't defeat her?!
At the same time, my respect for the Black Goddess increased by 30%.
Suddenly, I felt as though my soul was floating in the air again.
Is my soul going to ascend again?
I quickly restrained myself. Lahlo was still next to me!
At the same time, I chanted the Bible of the Seven Gods in my heart, trying my best to maintain the feeling of ascension.
"You …" Lahlo seemed to have sensed something, and his expression became vigilant.
"What's wrong with me?" I asked in confusion.
Previously, when my soul was ascending, it was as though I was drunk, and I had lost my consciousness. Thus, when he saw that my mind was clear, Lahlo gradually dispelled his suspicions.
How dangerous.
"You are the first evil spirit in Hell, and also the first fallen angel in the world. All the first spiritual creatures in the world have the Mandate of Heaven. For example, I am the first ball of fire in the world. "
"I have the Mandate of Heaven, but what does it have to do with us enjoying sex?" I was happy and proud, but also confused.
Lahlo sighed and showed me the place where the snake's body and scorpion's tail intersected.
After checking carefully for a while, I was stunned. "You only have a steel door, but you don't have a penis, and you don't have a small stove?"
"I am a natural-born God. How can there be a difference in gender?" Lahlo said seriously.
"Danny Rize is the King of Gods. Doesn't she have a son and a grandson?"
"I am a natural-born God. She was originally a lowly human." Lahlo looked proud.
"You damn eunuch, you don't even have a penis. Why would I marry you?" I felt that I had been deceived.
"I told you, because you have the Mandate of Heaven, I chose you to be my Queen."
I became angrier. "But what about me? I am a Succubus, the Queen of Succubi who cultivates the Path of Lust. How can I be a widow? "
"Sigh, what you said makes sense." Lahlo sighed helplessly. He patted his lower abdomen, and it bulged like mud.
"This, is this for real?" I was dumbfounded.
"Do you know anything about Megalosaurus? Megalosaurus don't have genitals. Their bodies are filled with fire, so they don't need to pee. The steel door is enough to expel the carbon residue from their food.
When Megalosaurus reach adulthood and have the thought of passing down their descendants, they will evolve ovaries and a uterus in a short time. That is how they differentiate the female dragons. "
"Is that so?" I was shocked.
"Do you know Valleglia?" Lahlo asked again.
"No."
"In Valleglia, prince and princess are the same word, because Valleglia is a civilization of dragons."
"Is that so?" I was confused.
"Sigh, you should know about the Asha prophecy, right?"
"The prince in the prophecy …" My heart skipped a beat. "Could it be Danny Rize?"
"It's Jon Snow." Lahlo shook his head first, then nodded. "But why would people think that the child of the prophecy is Danny Rize, when she is clearly a female?
The Asha prophecy is written in Valleglia, and those who understand Valleglia know that prince doesn't refer to a man. "
"Could it be that Megalosaurus is also a natural God?"
"Something like that."
After Lahlo grew out his second brother, I spent almost every day and night looking for him to practice the Goddess of Lust technique, and my realm improved by leaps and bounds.
In less than ten years, my Goddess of Lust increased by more than three times.
Sometimes, when I reached the peak of the mountain, I seemed to hear a strange song.
After I told Lahlo, his expression changed, and he kept saying that I was hallucinating.
Hallucinating was hallucinating, as long as the happiness and realm were real.
In contrast to my ferocious improvement, Lahlo was basically walking on the same spot, and he was becoming more and more unwilling to cooperate with me.
Today, after a lot of effort, I finally found Lahlo in a remote flame cave in the sixth layer of hell, cultivating in seclusion.
"I'm here for you!" I wrapped my collar around Lahlo's neck, holding the reins with my left hand and the whip with my right. I looked like a female general galloping on the battlefield.
"Let's rest for a while. My back is sore!" Lahlo's mouth was foaming, like an old ox that had plowed the fields for the entire afternoon.
"What are you talking about? I don't even have a physical body. I have no weight." I continued to flip the clouds.
"Soul clones are even scarier. They don't know what fatigue is!" Lahlo howled.
"I've been absent for half a month. This time, I swear I won't stop until I fight for three days and three nights!" I gritted my teeth.
"Ah, Cersei, you —"
I was stunned. It felt like my chest had been stabbed by a sword, revealing the emotions and memories that had been buried deep in my heart.
"Jaime?" I looked up blankly and saw a tall old man with white hair and a white beard. He was wearing a heptagram armor and a colorful cape, sitting in a dark and cramped stone room.
Tears streamed down my face. "Why are you so old?"
"You —" Jaime Senior's expression twisted.
"Me?" I looked down and realized my situation.
It was very awkward.
"What Divine Artifact are you holding? How can you communicate with Hell and the mortal world?" Lahlo's surprised exclamation broke the silence between us.
"You —" Jaime Senior's words were still stuck in his throat.
"You're Jaime Lannister, right? Hello, I'm your sister's husband, Lord of Hell, Lahlo Shadow. "Lahlo sat up like a gentleman and nodded at Jaime.
"Lahlo?! You — "Jaime Senior was shocked, but he still had difficulty speaking.
"I'll look for you in a few days." Jaime Senior turned the page of Cersei's story.
I sat there in a daze, not moving an inch.
Lahlo moved and asked, "Continue?"
"You move. I'm not interested," I said blankly.
"Jaime Senior's artifact can communicate with the mortal world. Do you know what this means?" Lahlo asked excitedly.
Jaime Senior's old face, miserable eyes, and white hair flashed in my mind. I had no interest in talking to Lahlo.
"Do you want to show your divinity in the mortal world? Would you be happy if tens of thousands of people sang your name? You'll have believers, and your believers will build a church for you. The church will operate according to your will. You can even send down an oracle and interfere with the politics of the Seven Kingdoms! "
My interest was piqued. "Really?"
"Do I have to lie to you?" Lahlo's eyes flashed. "I hope you can trick Jaime Senior into giving us the Divine Artifact. With it, we can dominate both Hell and the mortal world."
"It's a volume of poetry …" I hesitated, then told Lahlo the secret of the Divine Comedy.
I didn't fool around with Lahlo for the next few days. I combed my hair, changed it, and chose clothes … I disguised myself as an innocent thirteen-year-old.
I hoped Jaime could see my best side.
Unfortunately, I couldn't hide my devil horns and the magic tattoos on my skin. I couldn't hide my identity as a devil.
Jaime really came.
We talked about many things.
After knowing what he had been through in the past few decades, I suddenly felt heartbroken and guilty.
"Jaime, we …" After a long time, I gathered my courage. "We have no future."
Jaime was stunned.
"At first, I was dreaming that I would kill Lahlo like I did Robert. Then, when you died, you would go to Hell to accompany me.
Now, I suddenly understood that the moment I died, the fate between the two of us ended.
You should go to Heaven, and I should go to Hell.
If you go to Hell to accompany me, you won't be able to accept my behavior.
But it's also impossible for me to change myself for you.
Instead of torturing each other in the future, it's better to preserve the beauty of the past and give each other blessings. "
"That doesn't sound like something you would say." Jaime wasn't in a hurry to argue. Instead, he seemed relieved, but his expression was a little strange.
"You're old, and I've changed. Quite a lot." As I said that, I gave him a flirtatious look. "Do you feel it? I can go over and accompany you … "
"You can try. I'm the Warrior's Son now, and this is the Great Cathedral of Baylor." Jaime smiled.
To be honest, if he really summoned me outside the Great Cathedral, I would have made him happy and stolen his Divine Comedy.
Unfortunately, he never came to find me again.
I was a little disappointed, but also relieved. At the same time, I was happy for Jaime.
Even if we were no longer lovers, I still loved him. Maybe, on the day the world was destroyed, I would still have the image of the handsome blond boy in my heart.
But within a few years, I began to hate Jaime again. My heart was full of resentment.
If he died and went to Heaven, I would bless him.
But he shouldn't have hooked up with that ugly woman, Britney!
"Not only did they live together, but they also got married. The little devil hosted their wedding, and it was a holy marriage blessed by the Seven Gods." Little Finger smiled.
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