"Drawing your sword and fighting against the demons is indeed courageous, but I …" The dwarf poked himself in the chest and said loudly, "Eldest Senior Brother of the Mantra Imparting Team, Father of Barbarians, the number of gods and demons I've killed with my own hands is more than the total number of kings of the Seven Kingdoms in the past ten years."
Silence filled the place as soon as he said that. Everyone's attention was drawn to him.
The dwarf smiled proudly and continued, "It's not your fault. The Westeros are ill-informed. The Mantra Imparting Team is famous in Ursos and has amazing achievements, but none of you have heard of it."
"Tyrion, we all know the deeds of the Mantra Imparting Team, and we've all heard of Master Qizang's fame and amazing achievements.
But not all characters in legendary stories are legendary heroes. "
The dwarf looked over and saw a white-haired old woman in her forties or fifties. She had a shriveled face and sharp eyes. She was not tall, but her back was straight.
"Who are you?" His expression was solemn and puzzled. The other party was a stranger, but there were obvious magic waves on her body. She was very powerful, and she was wearing a golden seven-pointed star white robe that represented a Level Three Priest.
The old woman said bluntly, "It doesn't matter who I am. Let me tell you, the Westeros are not poor villages. The story of the Mantra Imparting Team has spread throughout the Seven Kingdoms, but you only have one role in the story — to be captured, tortured, and humiliated by the demons, and then cry out 'Master, save me'.
You're just an old-fashioned warrior saving a princess. What kind of legendary hero is a princess in a fairy tale? "
The people around nodded and looked at the dwarf with disdain. They pointed and whispered.
"The story on the other side of the narrow sea has long been spread here, but legendary heroes are never half-human."
"You're just a 'little demon who cried for help', but you're praising yourself. Do you really think we don't know what happened in the Free Cities?"
The dwarf's face flushed red. He said angrily, "This is slander, blatant slander! Maybe I'll fall into the hands of the demons, but use your brains. If I'm not brave and fearless, why would I be captured by the demons?
Knights who fight bravely on the battlefield are always in danger of being captured by the enemy. Only cowards who hide in their castles and forever avoid battle will never be defeated.
If you don't fight, you won't lose. "
"But you were dragged into the dung pit by the dung demon when you went to the toilet. Everyone knows that."
The dwarf glared at the speaker, only to discover that the speaker was one of the three heads of Dragonstone Island, Blackwater Bolon.
The old chap was winking at him.
"Another time, he was caught while visiting the Passion Garden." Another person said.
"It seems to be more than once."
"Who in the Seven Kingdoms doesn't know that dwarves love to visit prostitutes? It's just a pity for Princess Yalaine."
"What's there to pity? The Princess of Dorne isn't a good person either. The two of them went whoring together."
Ya Lian 'en, who was originally standing at the side and watching her husband make a fool of himself, immediately became angry. Her eyes were filled with shame and relief.
He was glad that the ridiculous things he and the dwarf did in Barren Land had not spread to the Westeros yet.
At this moment, the white-haired Onion Knight walked over and said in a deep voice, "Ladies and gentlemen of the King's Landing, this is the funeral of Miya the First. Please keep quiet."
Hearing this, everyone returned to their seats. Although they didn't completely quiet down, they only whispered to each other.
"Who is that old woman? How dare she talk back to me?" The dwarf asked Jaime in a low voice.
"It's the Misty Sea Hero I told you about, the 'Four Drowned Iron Granny' Taman! There are many terrifying legends about her. No one dares to offend her. "
"F * ck, so it's that witch …" The dwarf immediately gave up on the idea of getting back at her.
He didn't want to have anything to do with 'it' in the future.
The ceremony after that was more boring.
The King's Hand gave a sorrowful speech, describing Queen Miya's life achievements and the cause of her death.
Yes, Miya had made some achievements in the past few years. Even Margaery knew how to copy Sansa's "Bed Strategy", so there was no reason why Miya couldn't learn from her.
Actually, Miya's strength was far beyond Sansa and Margaery's. She had tens of thousands of red-robed monks behind her. It was easier to gain fame by pretending to be mysterious.
The Onion Knight said a lot of things, but none of them repeated, which was proof.
Miya's cause of death was also embellished.
According to the Prime Minister, it was because the Queen couldn't bear to see the people suffer, so she wanted to gain more power to defeat the King of Deviant Ghosts and end the Long Night as soon as possible.
"Actually, Miya was provoked by your nephew," Bronn said to the dwarf with a smile.
Uh, the two of them sat together, one in front of the other.
"Did you see the scene when the Northern Ice King returned to the city yesterday afternoon? Things like showing off martial arts were often seen in King's Landing in the past few years.
In terms of public opinion, Miya had always been under great pressure. Many people gossiped behind her back, saying that Jon was more powerful than her and was more like the King of King's Landing.
Actually, with the Northern Ice King's achievements, he deserved to be cheered by the people. However, no king could bear to have his reputation lower than a subject in their own territory. At least, she thought that the Northern Ice King should give up his title and pledge his loyalty to her.
Although there were many warriors who killed deviant ghosts in the Seven Kingdoms, there was only one hero who could destroy the Evil Ice God, and that was Jon Stark!
If Miya wants to suppress him, the only way left is to tame the two-headed Demon Dragon.
Unfortunately, taming a dragon is risky, not to mention a deformed Demon Dragon with a confused mind. "
The dwarf's face was full of doubt. "During the Battle of Winterfell, Melisandre was crowned as the 'World's First Sorcerer' by the Dragon Queen. Don't you know?
She might not be stronger than Jon now, but it shouldn't be difficult for her to help Miya kill one or two Evil Ice Gods. "
Bronn shook his head and said, "I know about the First Sorcerer Melisandre, but since Stannis died, she has been living in seclusion in a small Red Temple in North City.
When the King's Landing was besieged by deviant ghosts, she didn't come out to defend the city.
In fact, if Melisandre was willing to help, even if Miya failed to tame the dragon, she wouldn't have lost her life. "
The dwarf asked curiously, "What is Melisandre thinking?"
"Maybe she is disheartened? Everyone knows that she is obsessed with Asha's prophecy, but now the prophecy has become a big joke, "Bronn said with a smile.
After the speech, all the vassals took turns to take a look at Miya the First in the coffin for the last time. They didn't even need to congratulate her.
According to convention, the corpse should be handled by the Silence sisters, who should dress up beautifully and wear gorgeous clothes to bid farewell to their friends and family.
But this time, everyone only saw a white cloth.
The charred remains of the body and the twisted iron sword under the white cloth couldn't be seen.
The vassals knew the cause of Miya's death and guessed the state of her corpse, so when they saw the white cloth, their faces were calm and didn't show any surprise.
Bronn said in a low voice, "I heard that Miya was hit with venom and drenched from head to toe. She let out a heart-wrenching howl and scratched her face with her hands, pulling out large pieces of rotten flesh and melting her bones.
When Prince Anda saw his wife's miserable state, he roared and jumped onto the back of the dragon's neck. He pulled out his sword and blinded one of the dragon's eyes. It was very heroic.
But when the eyeball exploded, the blood that spilled out was also highly poisonous. The prince howled and fell from the dragon's neck.
Then, the dragon's other head began to spit fire without restraint. The queen and her husband were burned until only half of their bones were left. "
"Which Prince Anda?" The dwarf was puzzled.
"Anda Royce, the eldest son of Bronze Jon. Look …" Bronn raised his chin towards Old Jon. "The old count is crying so sadly."
"No wonder …" The dwarf was deep in thought.
"How do you know so much?"
"The Devil Hunter Richard was at the scene. If he hadn't activated his Holy Garment and resisted the dragon's flames, Miya and Anda's corpses would have been eaten by the dragon."
"Miya can still tolerate Richard?" The dwarf said in disbelief.
"Sir Richard is a Kingsguard. If he doesn't follow the queen, where can he go?"
"But he killed the king!"
"Stannis was killed by Jon. At most, he was negligent in his duty. But even if their beliefs are different, the Red God disciples can't deny Richard's loyalty and bravery.
Think about it. Is there a need to doubt the integrity of a knight who can go to heaven and become a saint?
If you were Miya, would you tell Sir Richard to get lost?
In the past few years, when Miya was fighting the deviant ghosts, she was in danger many times. Every time, it was Richard and Song Geying who saved her.
When the two of them fought, they didn't care about their lives. They were like crazy demons, risking their lives.
When the Knights of the Seven Kingdoms saw them, they were in awe.
Their reputation even surpassed that of Barristan and Jon Clinton.
Many people said that the 'Saint Dipper Twins' were worthy of being called legendary heroes.
This time, when the dragon went berserk, the two of them were still the most brave and fearless ones.
Facts have proven that they are worthy of Miya's trust. "
The dwarf was speechless.
When the celebrities of the King's Landing had also mourned the queen, the red-robed monk Benello called out Lahlo's name, hoping that the Light King could lead the souls of the believers to the Divine Kingdom of Light and Fire.
When he finished speaking, the crematorium was ignited with a "boom".
"In the past, this move would have been quite scary. But now, everyone has seen the world!"
The dwarf thought of his early years in Volantis, when he saw the Supreme Priest preaching for the first time. He couldn't help but feel that time had changed.
"Oh right, where's our cousin? After coming back, I haven't seen the famous Holy Light One Hand. "When he saw the Supreme Priest, he couldn't help but think of the archbishop of the Seven Gods.
"What is he doing here? Is he going to bless Miya in heaven?" Jaime said unhappily.
When the firewood was burned out, the ordinary guests left. The vassals were led by the Onion Knight to the palace hall.
The dwarf saw his cousin, the archbishop.
Compared to the past, he hadn't changed much. His body was still thin, and he wore a gray robe that was patched but clean.
However, there were a few more wrinkles at the corner of his eyes and forehead. His gaze was more determined, without a trace of confusion or hesitation.
Without waiting for the cousins to exchange greetings, Davos went straight to the main topic of the night.
"Although Queen Miya is dead, she still has an heir. Today, I have invited everyone here in the hope that everyone can keep the promise made in the past. "
"What promise?" The dwarf was confused.
The white-haired prime minister said in a low voice, "When His Majesty Stannis passed away, we and the Dragon Queen agreed on the 'Heir Agreement.'
In other words, for any vassal who participated in the United Front against the Ghosts, no matter how he died in the Long Night, the allies of the United Front must ensure that his heir can inherit his fief, title, army, and everything else that complies with the law of succession. "
"I was wondering how Miya, a cult follower, could have been the queen for five years so peacefully." Tyrion was enlightened.
Davos rebuked, "Prince Zeen-"
The dwarf waved his hand to interrupt him, "Zeenland is given to my niece. You can call me King Deer Cauldron now."
The Onion Knight was only surprised for a moment before he followed the advice and reminded him seriously, "King Deer Cauldron, please don't use disgraceful words like 'cult follower' to describe the followers of the Red Gods.
We have all shed blood to protect humanity. Countless followers of the Red Gods have died in the war against the Frost God.
Even the archbishop has promised that followers of the Red Gods who willingly join the Red Gods will not be stopped by strangers after their death. They will be able to safely return to Lahlo's Divine Kingdom of Fire and Light. "
"Didn't Lahlo join the Evil God Alliance? I heard that the death of the True God was also related to Lahlo. "The dwarf looked at his cousin strangely.
Lansel said solemnly, "The Alliance of Justice and Dragon Queen have a personal grudge. The Dragon Queen separates public from private interests and is magnanimous. Since the Red Gods have been fighting against the Ghosts, they are our allies."
The archbishop's words were so grand and magnanimous that the people around nodded. The Onion Knight, however, was not happy.
Only the strong and the powerful could be magnanimous.
However, he was also a follower of the Seven Gods, so he did not help the Red Gods gain verbal advantage. He asked directly, "What do you think about the heir agreement?"
"I have no objections." Yalaine was the first to speak.
"Do as you see fit," Jaime said.
Sansa frowned and said, "I have no objections, but Miya and Prince Anda did not leave behind any children. Before today, Miya also did not leave behind a will. "
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