Motherf * cker, who the hell are they?
"One million?"
"Number one ice cream?"
The people from Wanjie Lou didn't know how to describe their current state of mind. They were still discussing how to make two wishes, but they were interrupted by two idiots.
Did they bring their brains with them? How could they make such a stupid wish? Moreover, they made two wishes at once.
One million, one million was actually cash. Motherf * cker, how poor were they?
Moreover, if they wanted money, why did they only ask for one million? If they wanted one trillion or a credit card that could never be used up, they would at most be angry. But now, they didn't know whether they should be angry or laugh.
Were they here to be funny?
How stupid must they be to make such a wish?
They didn't even dare to look at the other wish. Number one ice cream. If you want to eat ice cream, you can choose not to buy it. Why waste a precious wish to ask for ice cream?
Was there anything more stupid than this in the world?
"Who is it?"
The people from Wanjie Lou didn't know whether they should be angry or laugh. Their expressions became strange. Who knew that two idiots would appear out of nowhere? They were really in despair.
However, when the crowd looked over, they were all stunned.
On the ground, due to Wanjie Lou's anger, three people couldn't move due to their powerful aura.
One of them was short, blue-skinned, wearing a small round hat with the word 'fried rice' printed on it. He looked a bit funny. He was from a different race.
When everyone's gaze landed on the other two figures, their eyes revealed a strong sense of strangeness.
One of them was dressed like a ninja and looked like a dog. He was holding a stack of cash in his hands. There was a trace of excitement in his frightened expression. Obviously, he was the one who made the wish. Moreover, he was still excited about the one million dollars that fell from the sky.
The other figure was wearing a long blue dress. She had long hair and was a somewhat good-looking woman. Although her face was pale from fear, her eyes were still looking at the ice cream in front of her excitedly.
"They seem to be from the original world?"
Chairman Yu and the other Wanjie Lou's customers who came to Earth first faintly recalled the three people who were hiding in the corner and trembling.
Because Pilaf and the other two were too weak, they didn't take them seriously at all.
Who would have thought that these three people would not run away after seeing so many experts appear. Instead, they would snatch food from the tiger's mouth, snatching away two wishes from everyone and making two such moronic wishes.
Could it be that these three people wanted to anger them to death because they couldn't beat them?
"F * ck! Who would have thought that we would meet three idiots at once! "
CEO Yu clenched his teeth and clenched his fists tightly, then weakly put them down.
As the dignified Chairman Yu of the Three Realms Universe Group, he could be angry at anyone but the three of them.
You can be angry with anyone, but you can't be angry with a retard.
"It's all over now."
Shi Hao, Xiao Yan and the others also entered a stupefied state. Clearly, they were also stupefied by the two wishes Pilaf's group made.
Should they say that Ashur and Xiao Wu are contented and not greedy, or should they say that they are retards and their thinking ability is only a line.
Even Zeno who had lived for billions and billions of years was shocked by the two wishes Pilaf's group made, his mouth opened wide. Clearly, he didn't know that in the universe he ruled, there was such a strange group of people.
"What do you think we should do with you guys?"
Quite a few Wanjie Lou's customers revealed an ominous glint in their eyes, sizing up Pilaf's group below. If it wasn't for the fact that Pilaf and the other two didn't have too much bad karma on them, otherwise, they would have long been blasted into pieces by Wanjie Lou's customers.
"You guys actually all made a wish, only I didn't."
Pilaf seemed to have thought of something and hung his head dejectedly, squatting on the ground with a wronged expression.
In his eyes, Saul Bei was in the same group as Wanjie Lou's group and made a wish. His underlings, Ashur and Xiao Wu also made a wish, only he didn't make a single wish.
He felt wronged!
Wanjie Lou's group, "… …"
"King Pilaf, there is one million here, we can eat a good meal."
Ashur couldn't help but comfort him.
"There is also ice cream here, we can eat it together."
Xiao Wu said with an expectant expression.
"Let's eat ice cream first, then go eat a big meal."
Pilaf also recovered his spirit and became full of fighting spirit, completely forgetting that he was still in a dangerous situation.
Wanjie Lou's group, "… …"
Ignore it, ignore it, we will eat it alive … …
Forget it, calm down, calm down, I shouldn't get angry with a retard, if I get angry with a retard, wouldn't I be looking for trouble?
"Pilaf, you guys took away two of our wishes, what do you think we should do?"
After seeing that Pilaf and his group were just ordinary people, plus the fact that the three of them might still be retards, Wanjie Lou's group retracted their imposing manner. As the temporary host of the wish making, Manager Yu had no choice but to speak again.
He needed to give everyone an explanation.
"We are helping you guys."
Hearing Manager Yu's reprimand, Pilaf not only didn't have the slightest bit of fear, but also became bold and righteous, looking like he was happy to help others.
Wanjie Lou's group, "… …"
Damn, the world of retards, as expected, it was unfathomable, it didn't play by the rules.
"The Dragon God said that there are two wishes left, you guys said you guys want them, of course we don't dare to take them away."
Pilaf saw that those people in the sky were in a daze, he thought that they were shocked by his imposing manner, so he spoke even more boldly.
"After that, all of you frowned and didn't say a word, it was obvious that you were troubled by some wish, in order to help you guys, we also put in a lot of effort."
"Actually, I wanted to make a wish to be the King of Earth, but they beat me to it, you guys don't need to thank us."
Pilaf stood with his hands behind his back, speaking frankly with assurance. Obviously, Pilaf and his group didn't hear the discussion of Manager Yu and the others in the sky.
"As their benefactor, they definitely won't kill me."
Pilaf's face was full of smiles, thinking in his heart.
Wanjie Lou's group, "… …"
"King Pilaf, the way they look at us is too weird, are they interested in our one million?"
"This is the number one ice cream, they won't be greedy, will they?"
"How about I take out ten thousand and give it to them?"
"That's too much, I think one thousand is enough."
… …
Pilaf saw that after he finished speaking, Wanjie Lou's group still didn't leave, he couldn't help but have cold sweat on his forehead.
He waved his hand, Pilaf, Ashur, and Xiao Wu formed a circle, whispering to each other, afraid that Wanjie Lou's group would hear them.
Wanjie Lou's group, "… …"
Why do I have to hear every word they say?
Damn it, should I roar or laugh out loud right now?
"We're convinced, we're convinced, we're convinced! You guys go, you guys go! You guys go … … "
After a long while, Manager Yu, who finally calmed down, pointed at Pilaf's group, who were still discussing how to comfort them, and said with his teeth clenched.
I'm Manager Yu, the Celestial Emperor, I shouldn't be angry with idiots.
"King Pilaf, they seem to be angry out of humiliation. Will they kill us to silence us?"
"I don't think so, how about we take out another ten thousand and give it to them?"
"No, this is our wish, why should we give them twenty thousand? At most, we can give them another one thousand."
… …
Wanjie Lou's group, "… …"
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