"Heh, heh, heh …"
Zhu Bajie, who was in the magical phone world, stroked his braid and smiled at the Jade Emperor and the others. Then, he sat down happily.
As a gluttonous Zhu Bajie, he couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food.
Besides, the wine that the Jade Emperor and the others brought with them wasn't ordinary.
People in his original world could live forever with just a sip of it. It was extremely precious.
"Gulp ~"
In the magical phone world, Zhu Bajie grabbed a jug of bejeweled wine on the exquisite table and gulped it down in one gulp. His face was full of satisfaction.
"Speaking of which, I've had my good days, but I've also had my bad days …" Gu Ning said with a smile.
After drinking the wine of the Jade Emperor and the others, Zhu Bajie, who was in the magical phone world, naturally did not forget to do his work. He told everything he had experienced in his life until now. Other than some private matters, he did not hold anything back.
"How do you know so much about me?"
The Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was stunned. He looked at the Zhu Bajie in the world of the magic phone in disbelief. Why is his life so similar to mine?
Is this Zhu Bajie in front of me the me from another world?
Will I be enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva and go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?
Will Sun Wukong, the Monkey King who was suppressed in the three realms, become my senior brother?
Will I have a mortal master, Tang Xuanzang?
My Dharma name is Zhu Wuneng. Wuneng, which idiot gave himself a Dharma name?
… …
In the world of Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie's mind was filled with unimaginable questions. At this moment, he seemed to understand why he was banished to the mortal world.
All of this turned out to be a script that those mighty beings of the world had long prepared. His future life was already a marionette.
He was convicted of molesting Chang 'e, which violated the Law of Heaven and was banished to the mortal world.
However, Zhu Bajie knew very well that the Law of Heaven was only the rule on the surface. The judicial department of the Heaven would turn a blind eye to the gods who violated the Law of Heaven.
The heavenly rules stipulated that immortals could not kill mortals for no reason. However, in the Three Realms, there were so many mounts and pet beasts of immortals and Buddhas that ran to the mortal world. They occupied mountains as kings and countries as emperors. They killed countless people and ate countless humans in between. Yet, they were still safe and sound.
How could the clairvoyant and clairaudient who had been monitoring the Three Realms not have heard of it?
After all, he was the Marshal Tian Peng who was in charge of the 80,000 navy troops of the Heavenly River. He was a mid-level immortal official of the Heavenly Court. How could the Heavenly Law be imposed on him for no reason?
It turned out that he was the chosen person to travel to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. Everything was already destined.
Even if he hadn't flirted with Chang 'e, he would have been banished to the mortal world for other reasons.
"You don't have any good news?"
In the world of Journey to the West, even Zhu Bajie, who had a resigned personality, could not help but sigh.
He had never planned to rebel against the Heavenly Court like the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong, because he had personally witnessed the tragic end of the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong.
Although Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West felt conflicted, it wasn't something he couldn't accept.
However, he had yet to hear a single piece of good news from Zhu Bajie in the magic phone world.
"There's a piece of good news. I have someone I like, and she likes me too."
Zhu Bajie in the magic phone world said gently, his eyes rippling with love.
"Who is it? Tell me!"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was drooling when he heard this. He had finally heard a peerless piece of good news.
If Zhu Bajie in the magic phone world could find his true love, did it mean that he could also find someone he liked?
"Is it Chang 'e?"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West stood up abruptly and stared at Zhu Bajie in the magic phone world with a look of anticipation.
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was intoxicated at the thought of Chang 'e falling in love with him.
It was worth it for him to be banished to the mortal world and reincarnate as a pig.
"This is my girlfriend, He Lan. I'll let you take a look."
Zhu Bajie in the magic phone world carefully took out the magic phone, flipped to He Lan's photo, and put it in front of Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West.
Although the plot of the magic phone world was disrupted by Zhou Yang, Zhu Bajie and He Lan still fell in love in the end.
"Gulp ~"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West swallowed his saliva.
"Get lost!"
Zhu Bajie in the magic phone world cursed when he saw Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West drooling over his girlfriend.
He didn't care about the difference in strength between him and Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West. He took back the magic phone when Zhu Bajie was unwilling to part with it.
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was not angry. As a pig, he knew how difficult it was for an ugly demon pig to find a woman he really liked. Moreover, it was such a beautiful woman.
If he had such a beautiful dao companion … girlfriend, he probably wouldn't bear to let others take a look at her.
"I wonder what is in the box in his hand. It can actually record a woman's image?"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West secretly looked at the magic phone in Zhu Bajie's arms. His eyes were filled with curiosity.
"If I also had a 'box', wouldn't I be able to record the images of all the beauties in the world and watch them every day?"
Thinking of that, Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West began to drool again.
"Ahem … Brother Zhu, we're on the same side. Can you tell me when you met your … girlfriend?"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West looked at the magic phone again and asked eagerly.
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West had a beautiful girlfriend, but he couldn't be empty in the original world.
Thinking that he would soon meet a beautiful girl who liked him, Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was intoxicated.
What virtue or ability did he, Zhu Bajie, have to have such a beauty adoring him?
"It was a dark and windy night, and I flew up to the sky with He Lan …"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Magic Phone said proudly with his saliva flying everywhere. The Jade Emperor and the others couldn't help but close their minds to stop listening to his endless lies.
What handsome, elegant, elegant, literary talent …? You patted your own belly and asked your conscience, are you talking about yourself?
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West listened to him attentively. He nodded repeatedly.
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was praising himself.
Although the two of them were from different worlds, their strengths were still roughly the same. The Zhu Bajie in the Journey to the West world was also beaming with joy as he listened, his heart surging with excitement.
"Then tell me, when did you meet He Lan?"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West urged, wiping the saliva on his face from Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West.
His, Zhu Bajie's, luck with women was finally here. He, Zhu Bajie, was finally going to turn the tables on the beauties that could topple nations. His life as a pig was too worth it …
"I traveled from the Tang Dynasty to 2006, and I met He Lan by chance …"
In the magical phone world, Zhu Bajie's eyes were blurred. His eyes seemed to have crossed through time and space, returning to the time when he met He Lan.
"Can you tell me how you met He Lan one more time?"
When Zhu Bajie in the world of the Journey to the West heard this, he shuddered violently. The rippling lust on his face instantly froze, and he said to Zhu Bajie in the world of the magic phone in a trembling voice.
"I met her by chance."
Zhu Bajie in the world of Magic Phone was confused.
"The first sentence?"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was anxious.
"I traveled from the Tang Dynasty to 2006, and it's very popular in our world."
Zhu Bajie in the world of Magic Phone was surprised.
What's so surprising about traveling through time and space?
In the world of Magic Phone, traveling through time and space made You Suowei a lot of money, and he was very jealous of it.
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West was speechless.
Traveling through time and space?
There was still a chance to travel through time and space, but traveling through time and space was hopeless.
Even the Buddha and Taishang Laotzu couldn't travel through time and space, let alone him.
In the world where he lived, the river of time was too powerful, and no one could reverse it.
"My future girlfriend is gone! She's gone!"
Zhu Bajie in the world of Journey to the West murmured to himself in disappointment.
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