"What do you think, my young friend?" Xiao Lei agreed. Then, Lin Qing Yuan shifted his gaze to Qin Feng.
Judging from his amiable smile, he seemed to be very interested in Qin Feng.
"Then, Elder Lin will be the judge," Qin Feng agreed.
The smile on Xiao Lei's face widened. Initially, he only wanted to humiliate Qin Feng in front of the medical college students. At the same time, he wanted to get back the face he lost the last time he was slapped. Now that Professor Ling Qing Yuan was going to be the referee, things would not be as simple as he thought.
Not only did Xiao Lei want to humiliate Qin Feng, but he also wanted to show off in front of Professor Lin Qing Yuan. If he could gain Professor Lin Qing Yuan's favor, he would be able to do whatever he wanted in the affiliated hospital in the future.
"Qin Feng, I won't bully you. You tell me how you want to compete," Xiao Lei looked at Qin Feng with a playful smile. It was obvious that he did not take Qin Feng seriously.
"Director Xiao should be a practitioner of Western medicine, and I know a little about Chinese medicine. Since that's the case, you will use Western medicine, and I will use Chinese medicine. Let's treat each other!"
Qin Feng did not care about Xiao Lei's expression. As soon as he finished his words, the students were so excited that they started to dance.
These students had been worried since a long time ago. Nowadays, Western medicine was prevailing while Chinese medicine was declining. Although they liked Qin Feng's Chinese medicine class, they were worried about the future of Chinese medicine. Therefore, they were looking forward to the competition between Chinese medicine and Western medicine.
"Alright! Let's begin now! "Xiao Lei agreed without hesitation. He couldn't wait to defeat Qin Feng.
"Since you are the junior, you can take a look at my condition first," Xiao Lei said.
Qin Feng did not back down. He walked to Xiao Lei and stared at Xiao Lei's fat head and big ears for a while. Suddenly, he furrowed his brows.
"Director Xiao's face is so ugly that it affects my ability to read faces … I think I'll skip the 'look' part of the 'look' part and feel your pulse instead!"
Qin Feng began to check Xiao Lei's pulse with a serious expression. Xiao Lei's face darkened, and the students below the stage burst into laughter. Even Lin Qing Yuan and Chang Xin's lips twitched as they tried to hold back their laughter.
Half a minute later, Qin Feng withdrew his hand.
He wiped his hand with the corner of Xiao Lei's shirt in disgust. "It's time for Director Xiao to lose weight. My hand was stained with oil when I checked your pulse."
"You … are you done? Do you want to see the doctor or not? "Xiao Lei almost fainted when he heard the laughter from the audience.
Qin Feng looked at Xiao Lei with a smile and said earnestly, "Don't be angry, Director Xiao. A medical student is very particular about being calm and collected. How can you be disturbed by a few jokes? This is not the demeanor of a medical master." Xiao Lei was speechless.
Qin Feng teased Xiao Lei, but Xiao Lei had to restrain himself. Otherwise, as Qin Feng said, he would lose the demeanor of a medical master.
Seeing Xiao Lei's ugly expression as if he had just eaten sh * t, Qin Feng was delighted.
"Director Xiao, you just said that you're the chief physician of the Psychiatry Department, right?"
"Yes!" Xiao Lei glared at Qin Feng. Suddenly, he realized something was amiss. His face darkened and he growled, "You're the doctor from the psychiatry department! I'm the chief physician of the neurology department!"
The audience burst into laughter. This time, even Chang Xin and the solemn Lin Qing Yuan couldn't hold back their laughter and burst into laughter.
Qin Feng had a look of sudden realization. He nodded and said, "Oh, oh! So you're the chief physician of the Neurology Department. But it's more or less the same. "
Xiao Lei finally regained his senses. He was the chief physician of the Neurology Department, but Qin Feng added the word "sick" to his title. Therefore, whether he was in the Psychiatry Department or the Neurology Department, it was all the same.
Xiao Lei had yet to compete with Qin Feng, but Qin Feng had already infuriated him to death.
"Are you here to see the doctor or are you here to talk? Don't tell me you can't see the problem? Are you trying to stall for time? "
"If you can't see the problem, you should have told me earlier. It's my turn to look at you!" Xiao Lei glared at Qin Feng.
Qin Feng's cheeky expression disappeared and he said seriously, "Director Xiao, I'm done."
"There's something wrong with your brain!"
"What the f * ck? You're the one who has something wrong with your brain!" Xiao Lei scolded angrily, ignoring the fact that Lin Qing Yuan and the other old fogeys were still around.
"The symptoms of neurological problems are easily irritated and irritable. If it develops for a long time, it will lead to a nervous breakdown, a decline in physical strength, and poor digestion will lead to obesity …
"Director Xiao also has symptoms of bad breath, excessive internal heat, constipation, and hemorrhoids. These are a series of symptoms caused by your neurological problems. Director Xiao, please pay more attention to them."
Xiao Lei was rendered speechless by Qin Feng's words.
The symptoms that Qin Feng described were half-truths. The neurological problems were false, but the symptoms of bad breath, excessive internal heat, constipation, and hemorrhoids were all true.
"You … Nonsense!" Xiao Lei's face turned red. How could he admit to these symptoms in public?
"Maybe I'm mistaken. But it's okay. Don't worry, Elder Lin is here as a witness. You'll know once Elder Lin takes a look at you." Qin Feng shrugged nonchalantly.
Cold sweat broke out on Xiao Lei's back. Lin Qing Yuan was the number one Chinese medicine practitioner in the medical college. Xiao Lei believed that Lin Qing Yuan would be able to see through his symptoms.
"There's no need to look. My young friend Qin Feng is right. Xiao Lei's lips are cracked, and his nose is red and swollen because of excessive internal heat. His tongue is white when he talks, and he has a lot of saliva. That's why he has bad breath. Moreover, I can smell it from this distance. "Lin Qing Yuan didn't walk up to Xiao Lei.
The students couldn't stop laughing when they heard Lin Qing Yuan's words. They didn't expect Xiao Lei to have bad breath and hemorrhoids. What a disgusting person!
Moreover, Lin Qing Yuan's acknowledgment of Xiao Lei's neurological problems had led the students to believe that Xiao Lei had neurological problems. At this moment, everyone was looking at Xiao Lei strangely, especially the students in the first row. They were looking at Xiao Lei with vigilance, afraid that he would suddenly have a fit and go crazy. How scary would that be?
"Qin Feng, it's my turn now."
Xiao Lei had been taught a lesson by Qin Feng, and he was fuming with anger. He stormed toward Qin Feng.
Qin Feng hastily took a few steps back and went to the front row. Without asking for Hua Yan's permission, he put on the pink mask on his face and said, "Director Xiao's bad breath is really bad. I can't get close to you without a mask. Please don't mind me, Director Xiao."
Everyone burst into laughter. Hua Yan was dumbfounded. She wore the pink mask on her face every day, but Qin Feng put it on without asking for her permission. Did this mean that they had kissed each other indirectly?
Chang Xin's face darkened as she stood among the group of experts. When she saw Qin Feng casually put on Hua Yan's mask and Hua Yan didn't say anything, she was even more certain that Qin Feng and Hua Yan were in a relationship. It seemed like they had kissed before, but she wasn't sure if they had slept together or not.
Chang Xin was anxious. She had always treated Hua Yan as her best sister, and they were very close. But now, she didn't know how to face Hua Yan.
Xiao Lei felt another mouthful of blood stuck in his throat. He couldn't spit it out and couldn't swallow it.
He glared at Qin Feng fiercely. Afraid that Qin Feng would spout nonsense again, he hastily checked Qin Feng's condition.
Traditional Chinese medicine was particular about looking, listening, questioning, and feeling the pulse. In fact, Western medicine also had some basic knowledge about common diseases such as flu and fever. Western medicine could also analyze the cause of the disease through the color of phlegm and the condition of urine and feces.
However, as a martial artist, Qin Feng's body was very healthy. Xiao Lei walked around Qin Feng a few times, but he couldn't find any clues.
"Director Xiao, can't you see the problem? Is it because my body is too healthy? " Qin Feng looked at Xiao Lei with a smile. Xiao Lei put on a long face and remained silent as if his father had just died.
In the end, he couldn't pretend anymore. He shook his head and sighed, "I can't see it."
"Director Xiao Lei, does this mean that I've won the competition?"
"Hmph! This competition was unfair from the beginning! " Xiao Lei was unwilling to admit his incompetence in front of Lin Qing Yuan, so he began to quibble.
"You study Chinese medicine, and I study Western medicine. Traditional Chinese medicine is particular about looking, listening, questioning, and feeling the pulse. You can diagnose some common diseases by looking at the patient's face and feeling the pulse. However, Western medicine requires all kinds of advanced medical equipment to take X-ray films and analyze the patient's body condition.
"Traditional Chinese medicine is already outdated. No one is willing to learn that junk. Who doesn't go to the hospital for surgery when they are seriously ill? That is the domain of Western medicine. To put it bluntly, traditional Chinese medicine can only treat minor illnesses such as flu, fever, headache, and abdominal pain. Diseases like cardiovascular disease, brain disease, and internal organs don't require Western medicine or injections. Do you think you can cure them by feeling the pulse and prescribing a few prescriptions? What a joke!"
Xiao Lei had lost to Qin Feng in the competition, so he started to use the widespread use of traditional Chinese medicine and Western medicine to attack Qin Feng. Qin Feng didn't mind Xiao Lei's bragging. On the other hand, Lin Qing Yuan's face turned ashen after he heard Xiao Lei's words. His breathing quickened, and suddenly, his vision turned black and he fainted.
"Professor Lin, what happened to you?"
"Professor Lin fainted!"
"Everyone, don't panic. Students, stay in your seats. The experts, please leave and keep the surroundings ventilated."
… …
Lin Qing Yuan suddenly fainted, and the crowd descended into chaos.
The students stood up nervously and looked at Lin Qing Yuan. Some of the more timid girls screamed. Although the professors of the expert panel tried to maintain order, it was obvious that not many people listened to the senior professors.
"Silence, everyone! Whoever dares to speak will not be allowed to attend my class in the future! "Qin Feng stood up abruptly and bellowed. The crowd was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.
Xiao Lei and Qin Feng walked to Lin Qing Yuan's side. More than half of the experts and professors had moved to the side to keep the surroundings ventilated.
"Director Xiao, didn't you say how popular Western medicine is and how outdated traditional Chinese medicine is? You also said that cardiovascular disease can only be cured by Western medicine. Now, let me ask you, why did Elder Lin suddenly fainted?"
Qin Feng's expression suddenly turned cold as he glared at Xiao Lei.
Xiao Lei instantly felt a surge of pressure. He didn't even have the courage to speak.
"You claim to be the chief physician of the Neurology Department, and you've been swaggering around with that title all day long. But now, you can't even tell the reason why Elder Lin fainted. He fainted because of a sudden heart attack. This is Director Xiao's forte!"
Qin Feng's words made Xiao Lei blush. He wished he could dig a hole and hide in it.
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