Monkey and Big Head looked as if their fathers had just passed away. They squirmed like two old women. After a while, they turned on their games and played on their cell phones with the volume turned to the maximum.
However, their minds were not on the game. They stared at the screen of their cell phones cautiously, ready to run away if their cell phones exploded.
"Sigh! Looks like city dwellers are really rich. I've told you that your cell phones will explode easily in class, but you guys still don't listen … "
Qin Feng watched as Monkey and Big Head lectured them. Halfway through his speech, Qin Feng's hand shook, and two silver needles shot out. They turned into two rays of white light and shot into the batteries of the two's cell phones.
Bang!
Bang! Two muffled explosions rang in the air. Monkey and Big Head's cell phones suddenly exploded, scaring them into wailing and howling.
They were even more timid than a girl when they scurried away like frightened rats. Everyone burst into laughter.
"Did you see that? I told you it would explode, but you guys didn't believe me … What are you if not idiots? "Qin Feng pretended to be sincere and earnest. Monkey and Big Head were on the verge of tears.
"Alright, alright! There are bound to be a few idiots in life. Ignore them and let's continue with the class! "Qin Feng waved his hand, and the class quieted down.
Fang Ming and the other three were like four clowns. They were no longer worthy of the students' attention.
"Just now, I said that I would like to invite a student to cooperate with me to demonstrate the miraculous acupuncture of China. I see that everyone treasures this opportunity very much, and everyone is fighting to go up the stage … How about this? Fang Ming's cell phone suddenly exploded just now, and I believe he must be feeling very down right now. I'll give this opportunity to Fang Ming so that he can get rid of his depressed mood as soon as possible! "
Fang Ming's face darkened as soon as Qin Feng's voice fell. He didn't want to cooperate with Qin Feng on the stage. Who knew what Qin Feng would do next?
"Fang Ming, hurry up and go up the stage! Qin Feng looked at Fang Ming with a smile.
Fang Ming pretended that he didn't hear Qin Feng and ignored Qin Feng.
Qin Feng smiled and walked down the stage. With a shake of his hand, a silver needle shot out and pierced Fang Ming's knee.
In the next second, Fang Ming's expression changed drastically. He realized that he couldn't move. His legs felt like they weren't his own, and he couldn't even stand up.
"Fang Ming, since you don't want to go up the stage, I'll come down and treat you with my silver needles … Don't, don't stand up. I'll just stand!"
Qin Feng directed and acted by himself. He was having a great time!
The other students couldn't tell what was going on. Seeing that Fang Ming had been sitting there the entire time, they thought he had listened to Qin Feng.
Fang Ming's face contorted in agony. He knew Qin Feng didn't come with good intentions, but he couldn't escape even if he wanted to. Just as he was about to open his mouth to ask for help, Qin Feng's hand shook again. This time, Fang Ming couldn't even speak.
"Fang Ming, please don't speak. Let me take a look at your physiognomy first, then tell me your symptoms. Finally, I'll treat you with acupuncture. If you're cured in the end, it means that my acupuncture skills are indeed miraculous!"
The students looked at Qin Feng and Fang Ming carefully. They were puzzled when they saw Fang Ming's sudden cooperation with Qin Feng.
Qin Feng stared at Fang Ming's face for a while. Sweat beaded on Fang Ming's forehead.
He couldn't speak, nor could he stand up. He could only use his eyes to signal Fatty's three minions, but they couldn't understand him at all. They completely ignored Fang Ming's pleading eyes.
"Sigh! Fang Ming! You're so young, but why do you have such a severe kidney deficiency? "
Qin Feng looked at Fang Ming's face for a while and said seriously, "You must have frequent urination, right? You often wake up in the middle of the night because you want to urinate, and you even wet your bed and pants. All of these points point to one thing …
"Your kidney deficiency is so severe that it's been hollowed out!"
Qin Feng's expression was stern and old-fashioned. His words were so convincing that the students believed him.
The students burst into laughter when they heard a grown man like Fang Ming wet his bed and pants.
Qin Feng rolled his eyes at the students and said in a deep voice, "Fang Ming is already in such a state, and you're still laughing at him behind his back? Don't you have the slightest bit of sympathy?
"Shouldn't you stand in front of Fang Ming and laugh openly? I'm so disappointed in you!"
Qin Feng's words stunned everyone. Then, the students burst into unrestrained laughter. Fang Ming was so angry that his mouth started to twitch.
After making everyone laugh for a while, Qin Feng continued, "Classmate Fang Ming, don't be shy and don't feel inferior. You've had this illness since you were born, and your baby has had it ever since you were young. You're not the only one with this condition; many men have it."
"How about this? If what I said is correct, nod your head and I'll start the acupuncture treatment for you. "
As soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, all the students looked at Fang Ming in unison, waiting for him to nod his head.
Fang Ming's face was as dark as the bottom of a wok. His eyes were bloodshot, but he couldn't speak or move his body. He could only watch Qin Feng's performance.
Qin Feng flipped his palm, and a silver needle landed on the back of Fang Ming's neck.
Fang Ming, who had been unwilling to lower his head, immediately lowered his head. This scene! The entire classroom was in an uproar.
"Holy sh * t! Professor Qin Feng is too awesome! He knows that Fang Ming is suffering from kidney deficiency just by looking at his lower body!"
"What kidney deficiency? Using an old saying in our village, he's' begging for it '!"
"You guys are so disgusting. Can't you be more civilized?"
"He's a god!"
"Is that right? That's more artistic! "
Fang Ming had the urge to bite his tongue and commit suicide when he heard the discussions around him.
Before Qin Feng came to Provincial Capital University, Fang Ming was the Young Thug of the medical school. He swaggered around everywhere he went, and he was very awe-inspiring as a follower. Who would have thought that he would be reduced to such a sorry state?
"So Young Master Fang is suffering from kidney deficiency? Did you guys know about this?" Fatty asked Monkey and Big Head.
Even Fang Ming's three followers believed Fatty's words.
"I don't know. Anyway, he likes to stare at my crotch every time I go to the toilet. I thought Young Master Fang was gay, but now I know that he's envious of my masculinity!" Skinny Monkey said proudly.
Qin Feng wore a faint smile on his face as he listened to everyone's discussion. He flipped his hand, and a thick silver needle appeared in his palm. Fang Ming was so shocked that his eyeballs almost popped out.
"Wu wu wu!" Fang Ming struggled with all his might, but his body wouldn't listen to him.
He wanted to scream for help, but every time he opened his mouth, all that came out was' wu wu wu '. He sounded like a mute who couldn't speak.
"Don't be afraid, Fang Ming. You must believe in Teacher Qin Feng's acupuncture skills … How about this? To show off Teacher Qin Feng's superb acupuncture skills, I'll blindfold you!"
As soon as Qin Feng finished speaking, the crowd burst into thunderous applause.
The students loved to watch a good show. They had never seen this blindfold acupuncture technique before, so they were all clamoring for Qin Feng to perform.
"Everyone, please be quiet!" Qin Feng smiled and waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet. He continued, "Liu Jie, bring me a piece of black cloth.
"When Teacher Qin Feng inserts the needles, please keep quiet. After I cover my eyes, I'll have to rely on my hearing to determine the location of Fang Ming's organs. If I'm affected, I might insert the wrong acupuncture points.
"In the art of acupuncture, the slightest mistake can lead to a great loss … It's very likely that you'll die!"
Qin Feng spoke with a straight face, and the students believed him. They immediately held their breaths and quietened down.
Liu Jie also found a piece of black cloth and gave it to Qin Feng. After Qin Feng put it on, he couldn't see anything.
With a thought, Qin Feng purchased a talisman of clairvoyance from the system. His vision became clear again.
"Fang Ming, sit tight. I'm going to start the acupuncture now."
Qin Feng stretched out his hands and approached Fang Ming clumsily like a blind man groping in the dark. Fang Ming was so shocked that his heart almost stopped beating.
The students were astonished as well. They thought that Teacher Qin's acupuncture skills had reached the acme of perfection and that he could perform acupuncture with flying needles blindfolded. But now, it seemed like this was the first time Teacher Qin performed acupuncture with his eyes blindfolded!
"Aiya! Why can't I see anything when I cover my eyes? "Qin Feng complained.
The silver needle in his hand was as thick as a toothpick, moving back and forth on Fang Ming's face. It moved from Fang Ming's eyeballs to his nostrils.
Fang Ming felt like dying. His whole body was drenched in sweat as if he was drenched in the rain. The feeling of being unable to scream or escape was worse than death!
"Good! I've found the first acupuncture point. It's located on the inner thigh. It can promote blood circulation and stimulate the secretion of male hormones. It'll be very helpful for Fang Ming's' can't get it 'symptom! "
Qin Feng pointed the silver needle at Fang Ming's eyeballs. He gritted his teeth and shouted, "I'm going to insert the needle. Fang Ming, please don't move. Teacher's acupuncture skills are superb. You won't feel any pain!"
Hiss!
At this moment, everyone sucked in a breath of cold air and broke out in a cold sweat!
Qin Feng mistook Fang Ming's eyeballs for an acupuncture point on the inner thigh and was about to insert the needle into it. The students were so scared that their hair stood on end.
Splash!
A stream of warm water flowed out from Fang Ming's trousers along with the pungent smell of urine.
Fang Ming collapsed on the stool. He felt as if he had just returned from the eighteenth level of hell.
"Aiya! Why is there a pungent smell of urine? "Qin Feng did not insert the silver needle into Fang Ming's eyeball.
He looked at the ground and pointed at Fang Ming. "Fang Ming, your old illness is acting up again … Forget it, it seems like it's not convenient for me to treat you today. Why don't I give you a few more needles next time? You should go home and change your pants. It's not good if you catch a cold."
Qin Feng's benevolent attitude and caring tone made Fang Ming's eyes wet with tears.
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