A man riding a motorcycle in the downtown area knocked out a strange old man!
The man was so frightened that he did not know what to do! There were more and more onlookers!
Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted tearfully, "Dad, wait for me. I'll go find a doctor for you!"
After saying that, he ran away.
The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back here!"
Everyone sighed. "What a filial son!"
Two beautiful women were discussing the whitening effects of cosmetics in the elevator.
At the same time, there was a black man who was listening quietly at the side.
Suddenly, the black man said to the two beautiful women, "It's useless! I've tried it, but it's useless! "
A child was standing by the blacksmith's shop, watching the blacksmith forge! The blacksmith hated her a little, so he took out the red-hot iron and put it in front of the child to scare her!
The child blinked and said, "Give me a dollar, and I'll lick it!"
When the blacksmith heard that, he immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl!
The child took the money and licked it with her tongue. Then, she put it in her pocket and left...
Xiao Qiang performed at the gathering, and the people below listened attentively!
Xiao Qiang said, "I hate two kinds of people! One is racist, the second is black, and the third is that they can't count! "
The people below immediately broke out in a sweat.
In biology class, the teacher asked, "How can you correctly distinguish between an octopus's hands and feet?"
The student answered, "If you fart for it to smell, it will cover its nose with its hands, and the rest will be its feet." The whole class collapsed.
There was a couple whose husband was very stingy!
One morning, when he woke up, his wife was dead in bed.
He quickly jumped up, and with a pale face, he stumbled down the stairs and shouted, "Maid! Maid! "
The maid replied, "Sir! What's the matter? "
The husband shouted, "One boiled egg for breakfast is enough!"
The introverted Little Zhang saw a beautiful woman in the bar.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally mustered up the courage to approach her and whispered, "Can I talk to you?"
Suddenly, the woman shouted, "No, I'm not going to sleep with you!"
Everyone in the bar stared at the two of them. Little Zhang was very embarrassed. He did not say a word and returned to his seat with a red face.
After a while, the girl walked to Little Zhang's side and whispered, "I'm sorry, I'm a psychology student. I just wanted to test how people react in an awkward situation."
At this moment, Little Zhang shouted, "You want two hundred yuan? It's too expensive! "
A group of fireflies flew in the sky, and one of them was more than one!
The other one asked him curiously, "Brother, why didn't you do it?"
More than one firefly replied, "Hey, I forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!"
The manager of the company hung a slogan on the wall, "If you want to do it, do it immediately." He hoped that this would motivate the employees!
After a while, one of the boss's friends asked him how effective this move was.
The boss said angrily, "The cashier took 10,000 yuan and ran away. The office director ran away with my female secretary. Dozens of employees are asking for a raise!"
An old couple who were born on the same day, month, and year celebrated their sixth birthday!
During the feast, God descended and said that he could grant both of their wishes!
The old woman said, "My dream is to travel around the world."
God waved the magic wand in his hand. Hua! He took out a stack of plane tickets.
The old man said, "I want to live with a woman who is three years younger than me."
God waved the magic wand in his hand. Hua! He turned the old man into a nine-year-old!
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