Chapter 136
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"Ah! The sea, you are so big, ah! The sea, you are so wide. Why can't I see the end? Because I am short-sighted. "
After the Mars teacher finished his poem, the students exclaimed in surprise.
"Good poem! Good poem!"
"As expected of the Mars teacher. Such greatness makes us students gasp in amazement."
"Mars teacher, my admiration for you is like the surging waters of the Yellow River …"
"This poem will be immortal … Ah no, it will be passed down through the ages."
"Ahem …" The Mars teacher waved his hand modestly. "It's just a feeling. It's nothing. Just a little. Now, it's time for extracurricular activities. Let me tell you what directional thinking is. Let me ask you a few brain-teasers. That … Monk, get up and answer. "
Monk (rubbing his bald head): "Teacher, go ahead and ask. You will soon know what it means to be extremely smart."
Mars (…): "Ahem, there were four people playing mahjong. The police came and took away five people. Why?"
Monk (disdainful face): "Teacher Mars, you are too tasteless. This kind of low-level brain-teaser is something that I don't want to play in the third grade. It's because the four people were playing mahjong."
Mars (nodding his head): "Hmm, very good. Let me ask you another question from the fourth grade. There were two prisoners in a prison. One night, all the prisoners ran away. The next day, the police opened the door and found one person inside. Why?
Monk: "This … Ah yes, the police went in. Wasn't there one person inside? This old monk is too smart."
Mars: "Bullsh * t! Because the escaped prisoner's name is All! "
Monk: "⊙ ⊙ …"
Mars: "See, it's a routine question. You can't answer it just by changing the outer shell. How can I endure this … Alright, let me ask you another question from the first grade. One night, a wolf and a sheep were thrown into a cage. The next day, there was only one animal left. Why? Why? Why?? "
The monk immediately answered, "Because those animals are called Wolf and Goat."
The Daoist priest's gender was unknown (raised hand): "Teacher, I have something to say. I think that the sheep was eaten by the wolf, so there's only one animal left. Amitabha, I have sinned, sinned, sinned … "(Monk: Go to hell, that's my line! You're a Taoist priest. Say p.)
Mars (nodding): Sigh, what a simple question. Monk, what else do you have to say?
Monk: I'm going to recite some scriptures.
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