What the hell, Nicholas the Goose?
Shirō Makino rolled his eyes and curled his lips, completely ignoring the word "noble" in the middle. It's clearly a lowly goose, how noble is it?
"Kid, do you have a cigarette?" Nicholas the Goose crossed his wings, stretched his neck, and pointed his nostrils at Shirō Makino.
"Goose, do you think I don't have a wok? Or is my cooking not good enough? " Shirō Makino glanced at Nicholas the Goose from the corner of his eye. The talismans on his body floated forward bit by bit.
"Sigh, really, do humans nowadays not even have a sense of humor? They're getting worse with each generation! " The goose sighed, wiggling his butt as he found a chair, jumped up, and sat on it. "Then tell me why you're here. This goose is a kind and passionate goose, and I'm more than happy to help my friends from afar."
Shirō Makino looked at the goose, asking, "Do you know about the Howling Moon Wolf?"
"Howling Moon Wolf?" The goose lowered his head, thought for a moment, then used one of his wings to get a pair of glasses from somewhere, and carefully looked at Shirō Makino.
Shirō Makino: "…"
Lin Zijin: "…"
After the goose put on the glasses, he looked like a wolf grandmother, which was quite comical.
And he looked very serious.
After staring for a while, Xiao Bai almost asked, "What are you looking at?"
The goose slowly said, "Look at your bloodline, it's quite authentic, a pure human bloodline, not like the kind of human-demon hybrid that came back to look for relatives. You're looking for the Howling Moon Wolf …"
Before it could finish, Shirō Makino threw out a big iron wok.
It was really big!
It was more than two meters in diameter.
Then, he threw out a stove, and expressionlessly placed the wok on top of the stove.
Then, he used high-quality red pine wood as firewood.
Then, he added water into the wok.
The goose went crazy on the spot. Goddamn little bastard, do you have to be so cruel?
"I know the Howling Moon Wolf. On this planet, there's only one that can be called the Howling Moon Wolf. The others are called little Howling Moon Wolves to avoid the taboo. That big shot is a God Realm Demon Race senior, why are you looking for it? "
Nicholas Noble Goose sized up the situation and spoke very wisely and quickly.
Shirō Makino took out a Fireball Talisman and was ready to light it up. Hearing the goose's words, he calmly said, "Tell me about this god-level senior. Tell me everything you know, or else …"
Puff!
The Fireball Talisman immediately ignited and hovered in mid-air. The raging flames emitted an astonishing amount of heat.
Obviously, this was not one of those useless fireball talismans.
Shirō Makino sighed in his heart. It was easy to go from frugality to extravagance!
Previously, he couldn't bear to waste a single one, but now he could use it as a lighter to light firewood.
The goose lowered its long neck and looked at Shirō Makino. It chuckled to show its friendliness.
"If you want to know more about the Howling Moon Wolf, you've found the right person! On this planet, what I don't know, no one else will! "
"Big Goose, you know we don't have much time. We don't want to waste this meaningless conversation." Shirō Makino looked at the fireball.
The goose shuddered. Why is this little bastard's fireball still not extinguished? Damn it, why does the Talisman Artist's talisman last so long?
Thinking about the control talisman, the goose felt his mouth go dry.
"Little girl, do you have water? Just now, you also saw how miserable I was being chased by those two white-eyed leopards … "
Lin Zixin expressionlessly took the big bucket of water that she had just poured into the pot and threw it to the goose.
The goose caught it with its wing. It looked at the bucket, then at the pot. It placed the bucket of water on the ground.
"Senior Howling Moon Wolf is the most powerful senior of the Demon Clan on this planet. He spends most of his time in seclusion. Even I … Nicholas Noble Goose have only seen him two or three times. One of them …"
Without another word, Shirō Makino used the fireball that was about to run out to ignite the firewood in the stove. The fire burned brightly.
"Look, look, you're angry just like that? I'll be simple and to the point, alright? "The goose grumbled. It was filled with regret.
If it knew this was going to happen, it would rather run for its life outside.
Now, it was like a flying goose flying into the pot!
"The Howling Moon Wolf is also the most intelligent person on this planet. It can be said that the reason why this planet can have its current situation, where all kinds of demons can live and work in peace and contentment, is because of it! No one can compare! "
The goose's words were simple and to the point, but they were not simple and to the point at all. After more than half an hour of nagging, it finally managed to get most of the information about the Howling Moon Wolf.
By then, the water in the pot was already boiling.
It was so hot that there was steam all around.
Shirō Makino glanced at the plump goose. He thought to himself, Such a big goose, it probably won't even fit in one pot!
The goose's scalp went numb from the malicious stare. It looked at Shirō Makino and said, "Didn't we agree? I … cough cough, I'm so cooperative. Why are you looking at me like that? I'm a highly intelligent creature! I'm not one of those pale and shallow geese! "
"I wonder if eating such an intelligent goose will make me smarter." Shirō Makino smiled at the goose. "What do you think?"
"Speak, kid. You're asking about the Howling Moon Wolf because you have something to ask of it, right? Let me stay, I can help you with many things! "
"Then tell me, what can you do?"
"I can lead the way!"
"Apart from that?"
"I can even introduce you to him!" The goose was ready to risk it all. It didn't matter if it could do it or not, it had to agree to it first.
After all, they were all demons in front of the Howling Moon Wolf. They couldn't possibly side with these two bad kids, could they?
Looking at the boiling water in the pot, its heart sank.
Bai Muye nodded with a smile. "Alright, big goose, you're the one who said it! Come, I have a high-tech Nano Explosion Pill. Eat it. If you dare to play any tricks, I'll just have to think … Bang! "
The goose was so scared it stretched its neck and shivered. Its glasses almost fell off as it looked at Shirō Makino. "What?"
"You'll become a goose." Shirō Makino chuckled.
"I won't eat it! You can kill me, but you can't humiliate me! "The goose was furious. It flapped its wings and wanted to fight Shirō Makino.
However, it was just for show. It jumped down from the chair and took two steps forward before stopping.
A wise goose knows better than to fight when the odds are against it!
Bear with it for now. Once we meet the Howling Moon Wolf, everything will be settled!
The goose swallowed the so-called high-tech Nano Explosion Pill that Shirō Makino took out.
After swallowing it, it looked at Shirō Makino. "Why does it taste so sweet?"
"Of course, we have to be humane." Shirō Makino said seriously.
Lin Zijin, who was watching from the side, wanted to laugh. What high-tech Nano Explosion Pill? That was just a normal candy. Brother is really … outstanding!
The goose looked at Shirō Makino helplessly. "Are you done? Are you relieved now? We can go now! Really, it's my bad luck to meet you guys! "
"Wait …" Shirō Makino said as he took out two cabbages from his spatial ring and tossed them to the goose. "I'm a person who distinguishes between kindness and hatred. I'm just being blunt. If you do your job well, you'll be rewarded too!"
"What the heck? Cabbages? Are these the legendary cabbages? "
The goose spread its wings and hugged the two cabbages in its arms. It looked like a mother goose hugging her own eggs. Tears almost fell from its eyes.
This goose was indeed familiar with the human world. How did it know all this? Was it the Howling Moon Wolf?
If that was the case, then this trip … was the right one!
The reason why he made this trip was because of the child, even though the child had nothing to do with him. But watching a little life disappear before it could see the wonders of the world, it was still uncomfortable to watch helplessly. On the other hand, he found out from the books of the Demonic Seal Sect that the ancient races actually had their own glorious civilizations!
It was a super interstellar era where tens of thousands of races rose together!
The Giant Clan, the Elf Clan, the Human Clan, and the Demon Clan all enjoyed the wonders of the world under the same starry sky.
These were all high-level intelligent races. Although the Human Clan had a certain degree of advantage, they were not the absolute overlord.
Powerful demonic cultivators also had the terrifying ability to move freely in the starry sky. Giants with strong bodies were born tyrannical, and they almost didn't need to cultivate to have a whole body of shocking abilities. The mysterious elves' control over nature was beyond the imagination of modern people.
However, all of this disappeared in the long river of time with the annihilation of the previous civilization.
If not for the Demonic Seal Sect's books, Shirō Makino would not have been able to understand all of this.
After humans migrated to the Andromeda Constellation, he found out that the ancient civilization … did not seem to be completely annihilated.
It seemed like … there were still some remnants left in the world.
However, it was difficult to find out the truth from the secretive language of modern human history.
That was why he wanted to go out and take a look. He wanted to confirm whether the Demon Clan still existed in the world. What was the reason why they did not come into contact with the humans of today?
Did the upper echelons of the Empire really not know of their existence?
Or was there some sort of agreement between the two parties?
Did they not disturb each other?
In modern human history, there was a very detailed description of the war between the three countries and the invasion of the Protoss seven or eight thousand years ago.
There was almost no mention of the Demon Clan. But was the truth of the matter really like this?
Shirō Makino was very doubtful about this.
He was very clear about one thing. Too many top-notch talisman materials came from the Demon Clan.
For example, the goose in front of him. If some of its feathers were used to make a talisman pen, the quality would definitely be top notch!
If he could use this opportunity to open up a channel to trade with the Demon Clan … that would be great!
In the unmanned aircraft, Shirō Makino and Lin Zijin sat at the back while the Big Goose sat in front to guide the way.
The Big Goose seemed to be very curious about the Advanced Artificial Intelligence and chatted with it.
The Advanced Artificial Intelligence was answering the Big Goose's questions one by one, using this method to record all sorts of information about the Big Goose.
The speed of the aircraft was very fast. The Big Goose was very envious, saying: "This thing is really nice … it's just like the warships and chariots of the Age of Old"
Shirō Makino glanced at it: "Do you want it?"
The Big Goose glanced at Shirō Makino, feeling that anything that comes out of this naughty child's mouth is nothing good. The Big Goose was holding the two cabbages in its arms, drooling over them, but it didn't want to eat them, preparing to give them to its parents later.
"Will you give them to me?" the Big Goose carefully asked.
"I won't give them to you, don't even think about it" Shirō Makino answered.
"Screw you!" the Big Goose was a bit annoyed.
You won't give them anything?
"But, you can use other things to trade, but this aircraft is very expensive, it won't be able to fool me" Shirō Makino said.
The Big Goose replied: "Us Geese are very poor, how could we possibly have anything to trade?"
"No, your entire body is full of treasures" Shirō Makino refuted.
"Fuck, you want Grandpa Goose to sell my own body to trade for your broken thing? Don't even think about it! Grandpa Goose isn't that kind of goose! "although the Big Goose had already bowed down to the forces of evil, it still felt like it couldn't lose its bottom line and integrity.
But this little bastard, if you want to say it, then say it, why are you looking at me and swallowing your saliva?
Grandpa Goose wants to stew myself for you in exchange for your aircraft?
Even if I want to show my filial piety to the Big Goose, I can't just throw myself away like that, can I?
"No, no, no, I won't stew you" Shirō Makino smiled. I only want a few feathers from your wings.
Hoh!
The Big Goose sighed in relief, then asked with a generous expression: "How many?"
Even if I don't give them to others, I'll still occasionally drop them, especially when I'm fighting. They'll grow back anyway, so I don't mind losing them.
Shirō Makino: "100"
"I …" the Big Goose almost choked on its own breath. "Are you trying to make Grandpa Goose strip naked? That kind of shameful thing … Grandpa Goose will never agree to it! "
"Are you an idiot? Do you really have to pluck the feathers from your own body? Can't you go look for other geese? Look for your brothers and sisters! " Shirō Makino tried to trick it: "Think about it, it's only 100 feathers from your wings, you can trade them for a top-notch aircraft like this, wouldn't you say you've made a profit? Wouldn't you say you've made a huge profit? "
"Are you sure? 100 feathers from your wings can be used to trade for a aircraft like this? "the Big Goose looked at Shirō Makino suspiciously, feeling like there was some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Who knows if the aircraft would fly away on its own, or suddenly turn into a giant pot.
Fuck, I've been traumatized by this little thing!
"Of course, but only if it's the best feather, the one you're most satisfied with!" Shirō Makino emphasized.
"This deal … seems like it's worth it." The Big Goose muttered.
"Of course it is!" Shirō Makino looked at the Big Goose encouragingly.
Lin Zijin sat quietly at the side and watched. Her heart was filled with admiration.
She thought to herself, Big Brother is really amazing!
Just like that, he managed to scam such a top-notch material for a talisman pen?
Did the Big Goose think that it had gotten a great deal?
This Big Goose looked timid and cunning, but its level was not low at all!
This was a Big Goose with at least the power of a Grandmaster. The Black Panthers from before were about the same level.
The Big Goose could easily escape from the Black Panthers' pursuit, and finally come to them, probably because it wanted to find out why they were here, not because it could not escape the Black Panthers' pursuit.
Therefore, the feathers on its body could be made into a Grandmaster level talisman pen.
Such a finished talisman pen was already worth an astronomical price. Although it could not be used to trade for a spaceship like this, ten pens … could definitely be used to trade for a spaceship!
Most importantly, Big Brother even stole a spaceship … no, they were all given to him by others.
No matter how one looked at it, this was not a bad deal!
Shirō Makino looked at the Big Goose and said, "Of course, if you have feathers from a goose with a higher level than you, I can provide you with some cabbages as encouragement!"
"Cabbages?" The Big Goose's eyes lit up. It seemed that it was more interested in the cabbages than the spaceship!
The spaceship was a means of transportation, a big toy. But cabbages … cabbages were a delicacy that the Geese could only dream of!
There was no comparison between the two.
"En, if you can provide me with something better, I can even … give you a bunch of cabbage seeds!" Bai Muye said with a serious expression. "You should know that cabbage seeds can be used to grow cabbages."
The Big Goose glanced at Shirō Makino. "This thing is not worth much in the human world, right? I heard that in order to show that something is cheap, people use cabbages to describe it … "
F * ck!
This damned Big Goose!
So hard to fool.
Shirō Makino rolled his eyes. "Are your feathers that valuable? You'll lose a lot in a fight, okay? "
"Tsk … you're right. Fine, I agree to this deal. After I meet Senior Howling Moon Wolf, I'll bring you to the Geese! You can make your own choice then! We'll pluck whoever's feathers we like! Whoever doesn't cooperate will affect the Geese's plan for the next thousand years! They can't bear the consequences. "Nicholas Noble- Goose said confidently.
In his heart, he was thinking: Looks like I won't be able to report you to Senior Howling Moon Wolf. But as long as we go to the Goose Clan, aren't you two little humans at my beck and call?
At this time, the spaceship arrived at a huge snowy mountain. The Big Goose said solemnly, "We're here. Wait here, I need to meet Senior Howling Moon Wolf. Remember, you must wait here. Young man, don't lack patience. Understand? "
Shirō Makino nodded. "Don't worry, we'll wait here."
The spaceship slowly landed. The Big Goose took out a pair of self-made sunglasses from his pocket and put them on. Then, he took out ski poles and skis.
Once he was fully equipped, he let out a whimper, twisted his butt, and slid forward on the undulating snowy ground.
After a short while, they arrived at the foot of the Great Snow Mountain. It was unknown what they said, but soon, a ripple-like spirit formation appeared there.
Then, the goose turned around and excitedly said to Bai Muye and Lin Ziyu, "We're lucky, we're really lucky! Senior Howling Moon Wolf is willing to meet you! Really, I don't know what to say. Even I've never … cough cough, I've only seen … "
"Alright, alright. Hurry up and lead the way." Bai Muye waved his hand, interrupting the goose that was bragging to the max.
He and Lin Zijin looked at each other, then held each other's hands, took out two Flight Talismans, and slowly flew over.
The Big Goose ate a mouthful of dog food, and was full of resentment. Do you really need a Flight Talisman? Don't you know that what I want the most is to experience the feeling of flying?
Unscrupulous child!
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