"Heavens! How many bowls has he eaten? "
"He really can eat. Could this fellow be a legendary demon that has taken human form?"
"Pui! If it's a demon, is it still eating noodles? Isn't it just eating us? "
Outside a noodle shop, pedestrians stopped and peddlers gathered. They were all pointing at the 'strange scene' inside the noodle shop.
This strange scene was none other than a muscular young man in a short-sleeved shirt eating bowls of noodles. The bowls that were piled up were actually three feet high.
A bowl of noodles was at least three taels. There were also many meat dishes and a few plates of vegetables on the table in front of him. The young man picked up the bowl and ate it in a few mouthfuls. He threw the bowl to the side and waved his hand. "A few more bowls! Two more dishes! "
"Alright!" A waiter shouted a few times, and the entire restaurant became busy again.
Yang Jian had previously thrown two pieces of gold over and asked them to serve these portions of food. However, the noodles were the least valuable staple food. They were also willing to let this strange customer earn some attention for them.
The shopkeeper was a fat old man. He made a lot of noise with his abacus. There were indeed customers who entered the shop because they wanted to see Yang Jian eat.
Two hours later, Yang Jian patted his round belly and walked out of the shop. He walked with a majestic gait and the air of a master. The surrounding onlookers quickly dispersed.
"How much strength does he have after eating so much?"
"Eh? I think I've seen him before. I think it was at the city gate … That's right! The young hunter who dragged two wild boars over is him! "
"Oh my, he's so young?"
Yang Jian did not care much about the discussions around him. He was only there to stroll around and experience the beautiful scenery of the mortal world. He wanted to relax and better immerse himself in his cultivation.
After eating and drinking his fill, he walked more than a hundred steps on the street. His powerful stomach had already digested all the noodles he had eaten previously.
Then, Yang Jian frowned and held his stomach as he began to search around …
He had actually overlooked such a thing.
What did he eat at Jade Spring Mountain? It was an immortal delicacy made by the Ting Lan Jade Bamboo using spirit herbs and immortal dishes. It contained spirit energy and had almost no impurities.
The wild animals he usually ate were actually delicious meats that could be refined into Blood Qi to replenish his body.
Today, Yang Jian tasted something that he missed. It was similar to the zhajiangmian and braised beef from his previous life. Yang Jian couldn't help but eat a big meal. However, there was only a small amount of Blood Qi and Essence Qi refined by his body. A large amount of impurities flowed towards the back door.
Yang Jian took two quick steps forward and saw an old man. He smiled awkwardly, "Sir, can I trouble you to ask around for a toilet?"
"Toilet? Aiyo, there really isn't one on this street. "The old man didn't delay Yang Jian and directly said," You can go find an inn and ask. They all have a bigger latrine in their backyard. "
"Ah, thank you, sir."
"There are three emergencies. Hurry up and go."
Yang Jian took a step and walked away. He circulated the Eight-Nine Arcane Art and used the powerful strength of his buttocks to temporarily suppress the back door. He rushed forward with big strides.
In a hurry, he didn't find any inn. Instead, he saw a high wall. There should be a courtyard inside.
He carefully sensed that there were no living creatures behind the wall. Yang Jian glanced around. While no one was looking at him, he took two steps forward and flipped over the wall quickly …
Perfected Taiyi had once said that he was a person with deep luck. Yuding Zhenren had also praised his disciple for his extraordinary luck.
Yang Jian did not believe it at first, but he believed it today.
Why?
After flipping over the wall, he saw a toilet built beside a small attic. What could be luckier than this?
Behind the high wall was a garden. At the end of the deep path was a attic with many flowers and plants planted around it. Yang Jian ran to the side of the attic. Seeing that there seemed to be a figure in the attic, he crouched down guiltily and flashed into the toilet.
He never expected that the toilet design here was quite unique. At first glance, he could tell that the people living here knew how to enjoy life and knew how to live.
There was even a landscape painting and a few pots of flowers. The fragrance assailed his nostrils and there was no smell.
If not for the toilet table made of cork, Yang Jian would have thought that he had found the wrong place! The toilet table was nearly ten feet deep and there was the sound of running water below. The dirty things could be washed away immediately …
What was a rich family? This was a rich family!
The details showed their taste. Only in the toilet could one see their background.
After locking the door and squatting, Yang Jian held back his strength and did not dare to use his legs. In an instant, his face turned red.
Gritting his teeth, Yang Jian shouted in a low voice, "Bang!" Finally, he stopped suppressing his body and completely let go of his mind!
He heard …
Rumble!
A few maids in the attic walked to the window and looked. As they looked, they turned their heads and shouted, "Your Highness, there seems to be thunder outside."
"Thunder? Isn't it a sunny day? "A lazy voice floated out.
"Sigh, maybe the immortals at the banquet in the front yard performed some magical power!"
The lazy voice snorted and was full of disdain. "What bullsh * t immortals! They were all swindlers and swindlers! Are you two itching for a beating again? "
The maids and the princess seemed to have a good relationship. They were all joking and did not really get angry.
"Your Highness, please spare my life. Your Highness, please spare my life."
"Hehe, Your Highness, are you really not going to take a look? I heard that the prince who is engaged to you is also here. "
The princess scolded again, "What bullsh * t engagement! See if I don't tear up that piece of paper after I recover from my injuries! Bring me my bow and arrows! I will go to the front yard and take a look! "
It seemed that she was a princess who didn't like makeup but preferred military attire.
In the toilet, Yang Jian's face was full of black lines as he listened. Although he did not intend to eavesdrop, it was a coincidence … so he treated it as some fun while working hard.
Immortals? Princess? Princes?
Ah, this should be the royal family of this secular world or something.
The power of the secular world was just a passing cloud. If it was in the land of the five continents of the Untainted Land, or in the prosperous Boundless World of Cultivation, most of the countries that existed were celestial dynasties, and the descendants of the royal family had very good cultivation conditions.
But here, the orthodoxy was missing, the Spiritual Qi was exhausted, and the path to immortality was broken.
Mortals lived for seventy to eighty years. If they did not think about cultivation and transcend, they would only be bones after thousands of years.
Yang Jian's heart was very firm. After sighing, he felt that he could not relax. Feeling that he had excreted enough, he raised his hand and took a few pieces of paper, planning to go back to the mountain to cultivate as soon as possible …
Uh? Why did the sound of flowing water stop?
Scratching his head, Yang Jian pulled up his pants and was about to leave. But when he walked out of the toilet, he thought of his master's teachings …
Be grateful and repay the karma in time.
He had used someone else's toilet, or rather, destroyed someone else's toilet. What should he do to repay this karma?
Yang Jian stood there and fell into deep thought, facing the most difficult problem since he started cultivating.
While he was hesitating, laughter and footsteps came from the attic. Yang Jian turned around and jumped behind a rockery, hiding there with his back bent.
The two vermilion doors of the attic were pulled open, and a few girls in red came out laughing. Their voices matched the voices that Yang Jian had heard before.
Different from the girls in colorful dresses, these maids were all wearing short-sleeved shirts with chainmail on the outside and long boots on their feet instead of embroidered shoes.
Four girls stood in pairs at the door, as if they were welcoming.
A soft humming sound came, and a petite figure that was half a head shorter than the maids jumped out. Yang Jian's eyes could not help but light up.
This was a girl full of spirit, wearing a general's silver armor and a battle skirt, but she did not look valiant at all. On the contrary, her temperament did not match.
Her neck was slender like white jade and seemed flawless. Her chest was slightly bulging, but even the silver armor could not stop it.
Her figure looked slender, but her figure was graceful. She had a ponytail behind her head, which made her look more lively.
That pair of big eyes, that red lips, and that fine nose and willow eyebrows, she was really a little beauty. In a few years, she would really have a beauty that could cause the downfall of cities and countries.
Yang Jian really could not imagine that the words "bullshit" just now would come from the mouth of such a girl.
What was even rarer was the spiritual energy all over her body. The top of her head seemed to have a luster, which was the result of the spiritual energy of heaven and earth being absorbed by her.
She was definitely a piece of unpolished jade for cultivation. Unfortunately, she was born in such a big world and could only be buried.
Yang Jian felt a little regretful, but then he remembered that he was just a small cultivator who had only cultivated for a few years and had just reached the first level of Xuan Qi, so he was not qualified to feel sorry for others.
"Princess, if you go out now, won't the twelfth prince directly kneel at your feet?" A maid in military uniform made a bold joke. "What if he doesn't leave?"
"Hmph! How dare he! "
The little princess was still young and thin-skinned. She blushed and muttered, "I don't like those sickly princes! Today, I will let him see my power! It's best if he cancels the engagement himself! "
Yang Jian heard her and smiled. This girl was quite interesting.
However, Yang Jian's smile then froze because the little princess said in a low voice, "Wait for me, I'm going to take care of my injury."
After that, she went straight to the toilet. Her 'injury' seemed to be referring to something else.
"Hey!" Yang Jian wanted to stop her, but he immediately covered his mouth. He could only look at the toilet anxiously. His brain was spinning, but there was nothing he could do.
Just as he was hesitating, the delicate young girl had already pushed open the latrine door. A thick, dark green smoke filled the air. The young girl retched and staggered back three steps before retreating in a sorry state …
"Princess!"
The princess could barely stand. She was supported by the maids and quickly stepped back.
Gritting her teeth, the princess scolded in a low voice, "Who made the toilet so smelly? How many farts have you let out? Ouch, I can't take it anymore! Quick! Help me find a place to sit down! "
Yang Jian could only scratch the back of his head with a red face. Well, he did eat too much before, so it was very humid. He had not been so comfortable recently …
What kind of karma was this?
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