As Han Shuo's thoughts ran wild, he felt pain all over his body. That little witch Lisa was still madly beating him up. Poor Han Shuo's body was so weak that tears had flowed uncontrollably from his eyes when he'd been hit on the bridge of his nose. After falling down from the tree, the pain had made him dizzy and disoriented. He could only roll into a ball on the ground and expose the most fleshy parts for Lisa to hit — such as his buttocks.
After a while, Han Shuo suddenly discovered something miraculous. A trace of magical yuan in his body just happened to travel to his buttocks at this moment. When Lisa's foot landed on the area where the magical yuan had flowed through, his buttocks didn't feel as much pain anymore.
After the magical yuan had passed through the originally burning area, the pain had greatly decreased, and there seemed to be a … very comfortable feeling.
Han Shuo was baffled and thought to himself that the "solid" realm of magical yuan was truly a form of "self-torture". As his thoughts ran wild, the trace of magical yuan had traveled to his right buttocks. Lisa's kick just so happened to land on Han Shuo's right buttocks where the magical yuan was.
"Ah!" "Wah!"
Two cries, one high and one low, suddenly sounded from Han Shuo and Lisa's mouths. Lisa suddenly felt that Han Shuo's right buttocks were harder than iron and stone. Her little foot couldn't bear the immense pain and she immediately shrank her foot back and cried out.
Han Shuo, on the other hand, felt that the place where Lisa had kicked not only didn't hurt at all, but instead felt very comfortable. His entire body was hurting, and this sudden comfortable feeling from that place made Han Shuo involuntarily cry out softly. This soft "ah" was also indescribably — obscene, as if …
"Brian, you idiot, why do you have rocks in your pants?"
Lisa rubbed her jade-like little feet as she yelled angrily. Several female necromancy students also appeared around Han Shuo and Lisa at this time. All of them had sleepy eyes as they looked coldly at Han Shuo.
His nose was no longer hurting, and his tears were no longer flowing uncontrollably. Han Shuo moved his body and sat up on the grass. He looked around and saw that Amy, Athena, and Bella, who was also a novice magic caster, were all glaring at him angrily.
Killing intent …
Compared to Lisa, Amy, Athena, and Bella were a lot less good-looking. They were all sixteen or seventeen years old and weren't very pretty to begin with. Having their sleep disturbed would affect their beauty, so it was only natural that the three girls were in a very bad mood.
"Idiot, what are you looking at? Tell me, why do you have rocks in your pants? You've kicked this lady's beautiful feet until they're purple! Ugh … it hurts. "
The little witch Lisa looked coldly at Han Shuo and put her hands on her hips as she spoke arrogantly. Her left foot was tiptoeing and looked a bit odd.
"What an idiot …" Han Shuo laughed coldly in his heart and then crawled up with some difficulty with a face full of bewilderment. He laughed dumbly and said, "No, I don't have any rocks in my pants!"
Turning around, Han Shuo faced the four necromancy girls with his buttocks. He undid his pants as he spoke, but before he could pull them down, four screams pierced through the air, followed by the sound of panicked footsteps.
"Brian, you idiot, put your pants back on right now or I'll kill you!" Lisa hurriedly yelled loudly, but there was an obvious sense of panic in her voice.
"Oh." Han Shuo responded dumbly, but he was laughing sinisterly in his heart. Do you think I can't handle a few tender little daisies?
When the man and four girls stood face to face again, Lisa looked closely at Han Shuo a few times and said indignantly, "I'll let you off the hook for hiding rocks in your pants. What were you planning to do by climbing up the tree by my window in the middle of the night?"
"Heh heh." Laughing dumbly, Han Shuo pointed at a tattered bag on the tree and said matter-of-factly, "Take that tattered bag down!"
"What are you doing in the middle of the night, taking a trash — bag?" Lisa felt like she was about to go mad with anger as she roared angrily.
Beginner mage Bella sighed lightly at this moment and said to Lisa, "Ai, Lisa, can't you see by now that this Brian has gone mad? It looks like your 'wraith' didn't kill him, but made him mad. Why should we bicker with a madman? "
She covered her mouth and yawned, saying, "Oh … I still have class tomorrow, so I'm going back to sleep. Senior Lisa, do as you see fit!"
Amy seemed to sympathize with Han Shuo a bit and looked silently at Han Shuo. She shook her head lightly and sighed. She didn't say much and also turned to leave with Bella.
If Han Shuo hadn't acted so crazily, apart from Lisa, he would likely have to suffer the wrath of the three girls. However, since he was a mentally unstable person, the three girls naturally wouldn't bicker with a madman. They let Han Shuo off just like that and went back to their sweet dreams.
After the three girls left, only Lisa and Hu Shuo were left. Lisa glared fiercely at Han Shuo and said coldly, "Go do what you need to do, I'll deal with you in a couple of days. I'm tired today, if you dare disturb my sleep again, I won't just punch and kick you, I'll use magic to make you go crazy again!"
Lisa glared at Han Shuo again after she'd finished speaking and left with a bit of an unnatural gait. She even cried out softly as she walked through the door, "That hurts, that idiot had rocks in his pants. My 'wraith' has indeed driven him mad."
The place resumed its silence after Lisa had gone in. Han Shuo also felt a bit of lingering fear when he saw her go in. It was a good thing that Lisa hadn't used necromancy magic. Otherwise, with her magical powers as a beginner mage, Han Shuo would've really gone mad if she'd shot another "wraith" at him.
When the song had ended and everyone had dispersed, Han Shuo didn't continue to stay here. He cursed lowly as he dragged his weak and frail body back to his warehouse in a sorry state.
When he returned to the warehouse, he carelessly pulled out the mess of trash on his little bed and lay down to sleep.
The next day.
Han Shuo was sleeping soundly when the door to the warehouse was suddenly pushed open, followed by a loud "Wah …" cry.
Opening his drowsy eyes, Han Shuo turned around and saw a little fatty with short golden hair and a dark green left eye, wearing the same rough clothes as Han Shuo. He pointed at Han Shuo with a face full of panic, "You … you …" He couldn't form a complete sentence.
"Oh, it's Jack. What are you doing in my room?"
Little fatty Jack was the same age as Brian. Perhaps it was because they were in the same boat, but Jack was one of the few in the necromancy major who treated Brian rather well. Little fatty Jack came from a poor family. Two years ago, his father, old Jack, had sent him to the Babylon Academy of Magic and Force to work as an errand boy, earning a few silver coins every month.
Although Jack and Brian were both errand boys, he wasn't sold to the Babylon Academy. Therefore, he had his own freedom, unlike Brian who had been sold to the Babylon Academy of Magic and Force as a slave.
This was because Jack wasn't a slave. Although he was also an errand boy and would be bullied by the necromancy major students, the necromancy major students wouldn't treat him like Brian. They would beat and scold him, and occasionally use him for small experiments. However, they wouldn't treat him like a slave without regard for his life or death.
Brian had always been quite envious of little fatty Jack, because little fatty Jack could eat his fill with every meal and didn't have to endure those inhuman tortures. As for Little Fatty Jack, he could only find a bit of confidence in Bryan. Hence, the two of them were very close.
"Huff, huff, that scared me to death. Brian, you didn't die, that's great!"
"What's great about that, I'm starving to death. Jack, do you have anything to eat? If you do, give it to me and I'll return it to you later!"
Han Shuo discovered that little fatty Jack wasn't saying anything after he'd finished speaking, and was looking at him foolishly. His two small eyes, the size of soybeans, were quite odd on his chubby face. Han Shuo creased his brow and asked impatiently, "What is it, do I look good?"
Jack stared blankly, then looked at Han Shuo even more strangely, "You've never asked me for food all these years. You only eat when I give it to you. You also don't talk to me like you did just now. Brian, I've discovered that you're a bit different! "
Startled, Han Shuo thought to himself that Lisa and the others hadn't noticed anything different about him. He hadn't thought that the dumb fatty Jack would be able to sense it from the first sentence he'd spoken.
Thinking about it later and recalling Brian's memories, Han Shuo discovered that Brian didn't talk to the necromancy major students at all. He did whatever they told him to do and didn't interact with them at all. However, Brian and Jack would talk from time to time. Although it was Jack talking and Brian listening most of the time, the two had spent a lot of time together. It was no wonder that Jack could so quickly sense that he was different.
Laughing out loud, Han Shuo smiled faintly, "I was hit by Lisa's wraith and almost died. After this incident, I feel that I've been living the wrong way and want to change myself."
Jack breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this and nodded, "So that's how it is. I thought you'd become stupid after being hit by the wraith!"
Han Shuo didn't know what to say.
"Here, this is the black bread I've hidden. Take it and eat it. It's great that you didn't die. Everyone thought you were dead and couldn't find a new errand boy, so they gave your job to me. I had to wake up early in the morning and run over to you. I was in a hurry and accidentally bumped into Bach and got beaten up by him. Even my left eye is black now! "
Little fatty Jack spoke happily as he handed a piece of black bread to Han Shuo. It looked like Jack was quite happy that he didn't have to do Brian's job anymore.
Han Shuo fiercely bit into the black bread when he saw the black eye around Jack's left eye. He said furiously, "Bach hit you again! He's too arrogant! Come, let's go get revenge!"
Jack jumped up in fright and grabbed onto Han Shuo, using his body weight to hold onto Han Shuo. He said hastily with surprise, "Brian, are you crazy? Aren't we used to this a long time ago? Bach is a magic apprentice in the necromancy major, and it's not the first time we've been beaten up. We should be happy that he's not looking for trouble with us. What revenge do we need from him?! "
Snorting coldly, Han Shuo said, "Don't worry, I naturally have a way. I'm crazy, and all the students in the necromancy major should know that I'm crazy by now. I'm f * cking crazy, who am I afraid of!"
Yelling, Han Shuo dragged Brian and walked out of the warehouse with his head held high. The magical yuan within Han Shuo's body seemed to be circulating even faster!
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