With regards to Hades's appearance, the Lord Gou didn't seem to be too surprised. He was just a little bewildered.
After yawning, the Lord Gou continued to lie down and began to snore.
After comforting himself, Hades's face regained its melancholy. He landed and followed You into the restaurant.
As soon as he entered the restaurant, the Nether King looked around curiously. The interior of the restaurant was extremely clean, without a speck of dust. The air was filled with the fragrance of the dishes, and the Nether King couldn't help but sniff.
Pulling a chair and sitting down, Hades grinned and continued to look around the restaurant.
All of a sudden, his eyes fell on the Lord Gou, who was sleeping under the Path-Understanding Tree in the distance.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk … This black dog is really fat. Its whole body is full of meat. It's really an eyesore. In comparison, that mangy dog is more handsome." Hades rubbed his chin, commenting on the black dog.
He stood up, strolling in front of the Lord Gou. With his hands clasped behind his back, he looked up and down.
After a while, he nodded as if nothing had happened.
"But I have to say, although your dog is a little fat, it's still a little similar to that mangy dog. Their auras are almost the same … It's amazing."
Hades turned his head and said to Bu Fang, who had just walked out of the kitchen.
Bu Fang glanced at him and didn't bother to pay attention to him. If this clown wanted to provoke the Lord Gou, then let him be.
Anyway, he was Hades, with thick skin and thick flesh. He wouldn't be smashed to death by the Lord Gou's paw.
Bu Fang walked to the door and closed it. After that, he turned around and returned to the kitchen.
Hades was already used to Bu Fang's coldness.
That young man was definitely jealous of his handsomeness.
Hades squatted down and reached out to touch Lord Gou's head.
"Although it's chubby, it feels really good," Hades praised as he touched it.
Lord Gou's soft and clean dog fur was very special to the touch.
You sat on the Netherworld Ship, swinging her long, white legs. The corner of her mouth twitched as she looked at Hades as though she was looking at an idiot.
Was this old fellow a clown …
As expected, the Lord Gou slowly opened his eyes and sighed. He glanced at Hades and finally spoke.
"Old man, if you don't move your hand away, I, the Lord Gou, will not be polite anymore."
A gentle and magnetic voice resounded.
Hades was stunned, and his eyes widened in the next moment.
Holy sh * t … this … this fat dog is really that mangy dog?!
How did this guy become so fat?
You was speechless. It turned out that this old fellow really didn't recognize him.
The Lord Gou's head was full of black lines. He raised his exquisite dog paw and slapped Hades's face.
Hades instantly let out a miserable howl.
"You mangy dog! If you hit someone's face, you will give birth to a child without an asshole! You're just jealous of this Hades's handsomeness! "Hades's body seemed to teleport as he dodged the Lord Gou's paw.
Rumble!
The illusionary void trembled. Under the Lord Gou's paw, the illusionary void was distorted. It was enough to show the power of that paw.
The Nether King still had a lingering fear in his heart. If this black dog had really slapped his face with its paw, his handsome face would have been disfigured!
This mangy dog was still as shameless as ever!
"Eh? Old fellow, did you come with your real body, not a clone? " Lord Dog looked in surprise at the Nether King who had dodged his paw. Then, he licked his paw and said calmly.
"You mangy dog, don't call me old fellow. I am still young!" Hades tidied up his clothes and muttered to the Lord Gou with a stern face.
The Lord Gou rolled his eyes. "Shameless old fellow. You're already tens of thousands of years old, yet you're still pretending to be young. Why haven't you died because of your own thick skin?"
"You fat mangy dog! You're as fat as a ball. Why don't you die because of your own fat?! "Hades retorted, unwilling to be outdone.
"What? Lord Gou, is this what you call plump? You're not satisfied? Let's go out and have a fight! "The Lord Gou stood up. The fat on his body shook as he looked at Hades with his doggy eyes.
"Fight? Why would I be afraid of you? Today, if I don't beat off half a kilogram of fat on your body, I will change my surname! "Hades flipped his thick black hair and said gloomily.
This old fellow! Savage!
The Lord Gou's nostrils slightly flared as he coldly stared at Hades.
The man and the dog stared at each other in silence. It was as if there were lightning bursting in each other's eyes.
You swung her white and tender legs, looking at them with an expressionless face.
Eighty swayed its chicken butt as it walked. It also raised its head and widened its round eyes, looking at the funny man and the dog.
However, just as the two of them were confronting each other …
A fragrant aroma suddenly wafted out of the kitchen.
The Lord Gou's eyes instantly lit up. He snorted and turned his head away, ignoring Hades. Then, he strode elegantly like a cat, swaying past Hades.
Finding a spot, he slapped his doggy paw on the table.
Hades sneered, flipping his thick black hair. This mangy dog was scared!
However, the Nether King's nose twitched as he smelled a rich fragrance. This fragrance caused him to be stunned.
He turned his head, looking at the direction where the aroma was coming from.
He saw a thin figure slowly walking out of the kitchen.
Bu Fang was holding two dishes in his hands.
Hot steam accompanied by the aroma diffused from the porcelain plates.
"Blacky, You, it's time to eat."
Bu Fang said calmly.
He walked in front of a table, putting down the dishes in his hands.
A plate of Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs and a plate of Dragon Blood Rice.
"The Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs is Blacky's, and the Dragon Blood Rice is You's," Bu Fang said.
You and Blacky were already sitting in their seats, looking at Bu Fang with anticipation.
The thick aroma of the Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs wafted on the table. The sparkling Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs stimulated one's appetite.
The Lord Gou stuck out his tongue, snorting. He was so excited.
The Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs were the best. Although the Spicy Strips weren't bad, eating too much would cause internal heat.
You didn't say anything. She reached out her hand, grabbing the Dragon Blood Rice and stuffing it into her mouth. She ate with a fierce manner.
Hades looked at the scene with a dumbfounded face. He was a little dazed.
What happened? What happened?
What were they eating? Why did they look so delicious?
Munch munch.
The fat on Lord Gou's body jiggled. He nibbled on the Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs on the porcelain plate, squinting his dog eyes. He was so happy that he could fly away.
While chewing, Lord Dog glanced sideways at the Nether King, who was in a daze. The corners of his mouth curled into a mocking smile.
Gulp.
Hades swallowed his saliva. Looking at the Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs, his heart was full of desire.
Looking at Lord Gou and You's table manners, he couldn't stay calm anymore.
"Young man … What about me? Is there anything for This King to eat? They all have some. I's so handsome, I'm sure I have some too, right? "Hades smiled kindly at Bu Fang.
Bu Fang was bewildered. He looked at Hades as if he was looking at an idiot.
"Order whatever you want to eat. Tell You that the menu is on the wall. Our restaurant will set the price, and we will not cheat anyone," Bu Fang said.
After saying that, he turned around and went into the kitchen.
He had cooked Sweet 'n' Sour Ribs and Dragon Blood Rice for Lord Gou and You. Now, he was going to prepare the Heaven Grade Buddha Jumps Over The Wall Soup.
That was an important matter that would determine whether he could advance or not.
Hades looked at Bu Fang's back, which was gradually disappearing into the shadows of the kitchen, and he pursed his lips.
He turned his head to look at the menu that Bu Fang had mentioned. When he saw it … his eyes instantly widened.
"Naughty! You're such a naughty young man! Isn't this Chili Strip only one thousand five hundred crystals? Why are you selling it to I for twenty thousand crystals each? Are you trying to kill a pig? "Hades looked as if he had experienced inhumane torture.
His eyes were bloodshot.
He stared intently at the menu.
That's right!
On the menu, it was clearly marked … Spicy Strips, one thousand five hundred crystals.
One thousand five hundred crystals!
Puff …
Hades was so upset that he wanted to vomit blood. Was he too naive? He actually foolishly spent twenty thousand crystals to buy a Chili Strip. The main point was that he had borrowed those twenty thousand crystals using his handsome face.
What a huge loss! He had even lost his underwear!
"Youngsters nowadays are simply too mischievous!" Hades' heart ached so much that he found it hard to breathe.
Munch, munch.
You didn't seem to be surprised at all. She looked at Hades's sorrowful and indignant appearance with an expressionless face.
She chewed unhurriedly and said, "Old man, what do you want?"
Hades felt as if he was crying. He wanted to order something, but where would he get the crystals …
"Can I buy it on credit? I guarantee with my handsome face that I will definitely return the crystals … "Hades looked at You's greasy mouth and looked at the fragrant Dragon Blood Rice. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said.
"Can your face be eaten?" You rolled her eyes and said.
Hades felt as if his little heart was pierced by an invisible arrow.
At this time, Bu Fang walked out of the kitchen, leisurely.
In his hand was a small blue and white porcelain bowl.
"Eighty, come. It's time to eat. I almost forgot about you," Bu Fang said calmly.
Eighty, who was sitting on the floor to watch the show, heard that he had food to eat. He instantly clucked excitedly, stood up, shook his butt, and ran to Bu Fang's feet. His small eyes were shining as he stared at Bu Fang.
The Nether King looked at this scene with a face full of despair.
Looking at the little chick that was pecking at the Dragon Blood Rice, there were ten thousand fat black dogs galloping in his heart.
He couldn't even be compared to a chicken.
"Hmm? Have you decided what dish to order? Our restaurant's dishes are discounted, and we do not cheat anyone. Please feel at ease and order, "Bu Fang said seriously.
Snort.
Looking at Bu Fang's serious eyes …
Hades felt as if he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood.
…
Never would he have thought that Hades would finally be able to eat the delicious Spicy Strip.
Although Hades didn't have any crystals, he suddenly remembered that he had some heaven and earth treasures.
When he took out a bottle of spirit liquid that was filled with a black crystal and asked Bu Fang if he could buy the Spicy Strip, Bu Fang was slightly stunned.
He really hadn't met anyone who used spirit liquid to exchange for dishes.
Bu Fang took the spirit liquid from Hades's hand, and the majestic spirit energy and the unique sour taste of the spirit liquid blew over him.
"This is a heaven and earth treasure from the Netherworld, Black Spirit Plum Juice. Although it isn't the most precious kind, after drinking it, it can still cleanse a person's body and strengthen their physical strength," Hades introduced.
Although this bottle of Black Spirit Plum Juice didn't seem like a big deal …
It should be known that even experts at the peak of the Divine Physique Echelon Realm would have a hard time plucking the Black Spirit Plum Juice. This was because the Black Spirit Plum Juice was guarded by a kind of Netherworld spirit beast, the Dark Viper, which was extremely difficult to deal with.
Only he, Hades, who had nothing better to do, would pluck so many of them, make them into juice, and drink it for fun.
In the Netherworld, this Black Spirit Plum Juice was already extremely precious!
When Hades took out the Black Spirit Plum Juice, his heart ached.
Bu Fang tasted a small mouthful of the Black Spirit Plum Juice, and his eyes slightly lit up. The sour taste with a hint of bitterness drilled into his stomach, and it made Bu Fang's entire body energetic.
This kind of taste reminded Bu Fang of an extremely delicious fruit juice from his previous life.
"Isn't this just a high concentration Sour Plum Juice …" Bu Fang muttered.
In the end, he allowed Hades to exchange for a dish.
When Hades pinched a Spicy Strip and sniffed it, he almost burst into tears. It really wasn't easy.
Lord Gou and You looked at the Spicy Strip in Hades's hand and rolled their eyes. Both of them burped and returned to the Path-Understanding Tree to rest.
As for Hades, who had an intoxicated expression on his face, he didn't pay any attention.
Bu Fang, on the other hand, carried the Black Spirit Plum Juice back to the kitchen. He planned to first mix the Black Spirit Plum Juice into a delicious Sour Plum Juice.
He also started to prepare the Heaven-Grade Buddha Jumps Over The Wall Soup.
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