Monk Sand's Helplessness Towards Zhu Bajie
Sharp, Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing a market survey on Longjiang City's Welcome Street. Sharp, who was deep in thought, was interrupted by a deep voice that had gone through the vicissitudes of life.
"Uh … Earth is round? It's Earth! Sister Feng! Sister Furong! Isn't that the famous person on Earth from decades ago? " This old man was using words from Earth. Could it be that he was an Earthling who had accidentally transmigrated to this world like himself? Thinking of this, Sharp hurriedly followed the sound, as he gradually approached, Sharp saw under a high wall, a bearded man with messy hair, leisurely basking in the sun.
This sloppy old man saw Sharp walking towards him through the cracks of his eyes that were unable to open under the sun. He couldn't help but have a flash of light. Then he weakly shouted, "The sky is blue and the earth is round. We are fated. Sister Feng is crying and Sister Furong is making a fuss. I only hope that the fated person will come soon. The peerless secret book will only be given to the fated person!"
"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong? "Sharp walked in front of the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice," Are you Brother Zhu? "
When the sloppy old man heard Sharp's question, he didn't even blink. He coldly snorted and said, "Where did this rash kid come from? Why do you have so many boring questions?"
"Uh … Old man, what are you talking about? Hurry up and answer. "Shen Ma, who was behind Sharp, said angrily.
Seeing this, Sharp squatted down and glared at Shen Ma. Then he patiently said, "Old man, these questions are very important to me. Can you tell me?"
"Gift to the fated person!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellow thread-bound book into the arms of Sharp, who was squatting in front of him. Then he stood up shakily, turned around and said to himself, "Oh, I'm going!"
After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he only left an afterimage and disappeared. When Sharp and the others looked around again, they still couldn't see the sloppy old man's shadow.
"Ah … F * ck me, he's an expert!" Chen Ma's mouth was wide open in shock, and his face was filled with disbelief.
"My master is Zhu Bajie? Wasn't that a super popular novel on Earth that made even the best young masters feel ashamed when they read it? What the f * ck … "Chen Ma was not the only one who was shocked by the sloppy old man's performance. Sharp Li, who had been squatting down, was also completely shocked as he fell to the ground.
When Old Wang was telling stories, Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi often heard of this kind of god who came and went without a trace. But hearing and seeing were two different things. Xiao Yunzi, who was the first to wake up, stuttered and pulled Sharp, who was sitting on the ground, and said, "Big … big … big brother, hurry … hurry … look … look, this … what did the old immortal give you?"
"Yeah, hurry up and take a look?" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.
Sharp, who was swaying left and right while being pulled by Xiao Yunzi, let out an "uh" sound and gradually regained consciousness. He quickly held the yellow thread-bound book in his hand. Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurriedly came over.
"Uh, why isn't there a martial arts manual's name on the yellowing book cover? It's different from what's shown on TV! " Sharp muttered to himself as he looked at the blank and yellow book cover. He then flipped to the first page, and as soon as he saw the contents, Sharp let out a loud cry. He stood up abruptly and cursed, "F * ck! What the f * ck! Are you messing with me? Is there such a f * cking thing? You can't play with people like this! "
"Oh, my god!" Sharp's sudden craziness shocked Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi.
"Boss, what's written on it? Why haven't I seen such words before? " Xia Qi looked at the page that Sharp grabbed and opened in his hand. There were a few words that she didn't know and asked.
"F * ck, if you know it, then you'll see a ghost." Sharp rolled his eyes at Xia Qi.
At this time, Sharp was depressed in his heart. The words on the first page were actually Chinese characters on Earth. What was even more infuriating was that these Chinese characters were actually the words "Don't die, practice when you're free!"
At this time, Sharp had completely fallen into a dilemma. His fingers trembled as he turned to the second page, only to see the words "chasing after the stars and the moon" written on it. He didn't look at the content in detail and turned to the next page until he reached the fourth page, which was also the last page. It was all related to "chasing after the stars and the moon". He was too lazy to look at it in detail and scolded angrily, "F * ck, what is this? F * ck, what is this and what is this? " Sharp's heart was filled with bitterness, tragedy, and entanglement. It took a lot of effort for Sharp to slowly calm down from the shock and anger in his heart. When he saw Shen Ma, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi's confused faces, he said angrily, "What are you looking at? Continue shopping."
Although they had a stomach full of questions, after seeing Sharp's twisted and red face, no one dared to speak.
At this time, the sloppy old man who had just given the book to Sharp was standing high in the sky of Crouching Dragon Continent. With a shake of his body, he had transformed into a red-bearded, dark-faced, and honest-looking Monk Sha. He stood side by side with Zhu Bajie and stared down below, taking in the whole scene of Sharp going crazy.
"Hehehe, the words that Second Senior Brother taught me are really useful. Second Senior Brother is indeed smarter than me." Monk Sha scratched his loose hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie in a silly manner.
"Hahaha, don't you know who I am? With this ability to escape, this kid shouldn't die!" Zhu Bajie said with a confident expression.
"Second Senior Brother, why do I feel that this kid has the same personality as you? Why did you …" Before Monk Sha could finish his words, he was interrupted by Zhu Bajie.
"I had no choice either." Zhu Bajie hurriedly interrupted when he heard Monk Sha's endless nagging. "Then who can you blame?
"Who's to blame? Who asked you to peep at Chang 'e bathing? You even asked me to keep a lookout for you. I didn't expect Erlang Shen to catch us in the act. He exiled us to this lower realm to guard the galaxy and sealed our transformation abilities. Sigh, why did we have to do this?" Monk Sha shook his head helplessly.
"That old geezer Jade Emperor took away our transformation abilities because he was afraid that we would change into handsome appearances and secretly go down to the mortal world to enjoy ourselves. It's all thanks to my cleverness that I begged Eldest Senior Brother to teach us a transformation ability each. I can live a carefree life for another hundred years, hehe …" At this point, Zhu Bajie's eyes flashed with a lascivious light.
"Isn't this good? But you're too meddlesome. You brought this kid to my galaxy, sigh …" Monk Sha sighed.
"Brother, do I want to meddle? That monkey gave me a transformation incantation, but it just so happened that it was the incantation of a silly kid in the galaxy I'm guarding. I'm so tragic! On the first day I took office, I've been changed eighteen times by this kid. " At this point, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again. He thought to himself, "Could it be that all of this was deliberately arranged by that monkey? Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence? "
Everything was fated by the heavens. Could it be that all of this was really just a coincidence?
"Oh, what a coincidence." Monk Sha glanced down at the Hidden Dragon Continent and said.
"Say, if I were to transform into a pretty boy and get played around with by this guy while I'm flirting with girls, how am I going to survive if I don't scare the girls away? So, I had a brainwave and arranged for him to come to your Rampage Galaxy. Anyway, it's been tens of thousands of years since a Heavenly Demon has come to disturb the mortal world. Since I have nothing better to do, I can transform into his appearance and enjoy myself in the mortal world. That kid has quite a few beautiful girls in his underworld!" Zhu Bajie bit his finger with a yearning look on his face.
"Sigh, it's been so many years, second senior brother, but you're still the same. This is equivalent to breaking the normal order of the lower realm. Aren't you afraid that King Yama will complain?" Monk Sha reminded Zhu Bajie.
"That's why I came to talk to you. Nothing can happen to him while he's with you. With this self-defense skill, he'll be able to protect himself and not die. When we're done with our duties in the Heavenly Court, we'll pick him up and everything will be fine." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect. He couldn't help but boast and asked, "Junior brother Sha, am I very smart?"
"Uh …" Monk Sha was speechless. He had boarded this second senior brother's pirate ship again.
It turned out that what Zhu Bajie told Sharp last time was a lie. The real reason he came to the lower realm was because he peeked at Chang 'e bathing. If Sharp heard the conversation between these two people, he would definitely be furious.
On the street welcoming guests, Sharp and his group, who were still inspecting the market, had returned to the cheerful atmosphere they had at the beginning. Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi were jumping up and down excitedly, looking at this and that with a childlike look.
"Boss, I want this, give me money!" Xia Qi pointed to a small ornament on the stall next to her and asked Sharp for money.
When Sharp looked at what Xia Qi was pointing at, his eyes lit up. He quickly asked, "This kind of thing, do you girls like it?"
"What are you saying, such a good thing, which girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi urged Sharp, "Hurry up and give me money!"
"Oh, miss, you have a good eye. This is a new product from the Fragrant Myrtle House. Smell this fragrance, it's lasting for a long time." The vendor who set up the stall was a middle-aged woman. Seeing that there was business, she quickly promoted her goods to Xia Qi who was standing in front of her stall.
"Second brother, what is this thing called?" Sharp suppressed the excitement in his heart and asked Chen Ma who was standing beside him.
When Chen Ma heard Sharp's question, he was very surprised as if he was looking at a monster. He looked Sharp up and down and said, "I say, big brother, no wonder third sister said you. You, how come you don't even know what this is?"
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