At dusk, the short auntie drove the carriage to Our Lady Monastery. Meanwhile, Dafei was wearing a cloth bag and hiding among the vegetables.
The carriage stopped and Dafei heard Granny Rong's gloomy voice, "Why are you here so late?"
Of course, it was to cover for Dafei's stealthy movements. Otherwise, even a master-level stealthy disguise would not be able to go unnoticed under the watchful eyes of so many people. However, it could not be too late. If it was too late, it would be more suspicious, more conspicuous, and more likely to be exposed.
The auntie grumbled, "The vegetable boat is late."
Granny Rong snorted coldly, then used the broom to sweep the dust off the wheels and the bottom of the carriage. In the words of the monastery, it was to prevent the filth of the mortal world from entering the holy monastery. In fact, it was a checkpoint.
Feeling the rhythmic knocking of the broom, Dafei's heart was in his throat. Success or failure depended on this. If he could not pass the first checkpoint, all his plans would be for naught.
Suddenly, Granny Rong's triangular eyes opened, and her gaze was as sharp as an eagle's! With a bang, the broom hit the carriage!
— — "What is this!!!" Granny Rong screamed!
Among the vegetables, Dafei's heart skipped a beat.
"What's wrong with that?" The auntie grumbled.
Granny Rong was exasperated, "Don't think that I can't see the rotten potatoes hidden among the good ones! You greedy female dwarf, you must have pocketed the food expenses! "
The short auntie was furious, "Nonsense! There are no rotten potatoes! "
Granny Rong dug a few of the big potatoes and grabbed a few of the small potatoes, "Is this it? Don't think that you can get away with it just because it's getting dark! "
The short auntie suddenly stood on the seat, one hand on her waist, and the other pointing at Granny Rong, "Old woman, open your rat eyes and look carefully. These are small potatoes, not rotten potatoes! They are specially used to stew soup! "
Granny Rong said angrily, "Small potatoes are rotten potatoes! They are not cooked at all! "
"Have you ever seen rotten potatoes that cost six copper coins per catty?"
"Nonsense, show me the bill! You are clearly the one who pocketed the food expenses! "
"Mind your own business. You are qualified to see the bill!"
The quarrel between the two alarmed a group of nuns in the courtyard, and they all came out to mediate. "Forget it, forget it. It's more important to deliver the food."
The short auntie said angrily, "I'm not leaving if you don't make things clear! How can you accuse me of embezzling food expenses without any evidence? "
Granny Rong was furious. "Just based on the fact that you have a guilty conscience, I can see through you at a glance. I know that you have a guilty conscience today!"
The short woman kicked the carriage and said angrily, "Nonsense! If you say I have a ghost, then I have a ghost. Why don't you become a judge? "
Granny Rong said angrily, "What are you yelling for? The fiercer you yell, the more guilty you are!"
Everyone said, "Alright, alright! Don't argue … "
"Let's just forget about it! Hurry up and go in! "
The short woman burst into tears. "It can't be counted. I'm not going in. She has no evidence to accuse me of pocketing the food expenses!"
Granny Rong was enraged, "What do you want?"
"Apologize!"
Granny Rong shrieked angrily, "I've never apologized to anyone in my life!"
。。。。。
"What a scandal! Everyone, get to your positions! "A dignified voice sounded from the main door. It seemed to have alarmed the important people.
Granny Rong snorted coldly and left. The short auntie wiped her tears and drove straight to the backyard. Everyone dispersed.
Dafei, who was covered in cold sweat, let out a long sigh of relief. He had finally passed the difficult first stage. Old woman against old woman, tit for tat. This was a battle between aunties, a battle of words. There was no room for men to intervene! It seemed that Makar really knew how to use people when he assigned the auntie here!
The details determine success or failure. There were too many things that had been arranged in this small potato!
In front of a saintess-like expert like Nanny Rong, no one with a guilty conscience would be able to escape her triangular eyes. Little Potato was able to attract her first step of attention and play the role of catching him and magnifying him. The second step was to use the small potato as an opportunity to quarrel and further distract Granny Rong's attention. The third step was to fish in troubled waters and make a big fuss, attracting all the people in the yard. At that time, there would be a lot of noise. Not only would it be harder to find Dafei, but it would also make it easier for everyone to persuade him to escape. The fourth step was to make a scene and not leave. It was to stall for time until it was dark! Only when it was dark could Dafei's sneak in and hide be carried out smoothly. Otherwise, it would be difficult for him to just let them pass.
Therefore, the art of espionage did not lie in the seemingly inconspicuous high-tech devices like 007, nor did it lie in the seemingly ordinary but extraordinarily handsome blonde men. Instead, it lay in the inconspicuous potato and the inconspicuous auntie.
When the carriage arrived at the backyard, it was already dark. Amidst the crowd, the sturdy body of the auntie became Dafei's best cover. Dafei's Master Level Sneak entered the storeroom that he had planned beforehand.
The second test was successful! The storeroom was the most lax place in the entire cloister. There were very few old nannies' patrols, so it was the most likely place to hide someone.
Now it was time to find the person. As long as he found the person, he would bring her to the storeroom to meet him privately! He would use the relic attack to get her done in minutes!
The auntie's voice came from outside the storeroom. "Ayesha, is this what you dropped?"
"No, Ms. Tabia."
"Amber, is this what you dropped?"
"Haha, no, but I can help Ms. Tabia find the owner."
"No need. I'll look for it myself. If I can't find it, it's mine. Hahaha!"
"Ms. Tabia … You … "
"What about me?"
"You have no integrity at all!"
"Nonsense. Can't you see that I'm looking for the owner? I still have half of my integrity!"
Hahaha, the nun's voice is so beautiful. She's like an angel. Serbia, what's your name now? Come, uncle will love you!
After a while, the auntie's voice came. "Ah? None of them? Then I'll have to come back tomorrow. "
Needless to say, she couldn't find it. Sigh, I can only wait. I still have eight days of game time. According to the auntie, there were no men in the cloister. Young and low-status nuns were often responsible for menial tasks in shifts. The chances of encountering Serbia were very high.
Outside the storeroom, the noise of the carriage gradually stopped. The auntie left. Dafei began to think about how to escape after he succeeded. That was the most difficult thing. From the current first plan, it was best to set a fire in the storeroom. Serbia, who had become my hero, would pretend to fetch water to put out the fire and then take the opportunity to escape. Hmph!
Heroines were rare, and heroines with special professions were even rarer. The nun was undoubtedly a heroine with a special profession. It was definitely worth it for me to use all means to get her. She was a symbol of status and strength! Looking at the whole world, how many people could be as awesome as me, who could infiltrate the cloister with extraordinary means, wisdom that ordinary people couldn't match, and master skills that ordinary people couldn't match? I deserve to be called a god-tier hero!
While he was reveling in it, footsteps came from outside the storeroom, getting closer and closer.
Dafei couldn't help but be startled. Someone? Nun?
A group of people entered the dark storeroom. Dafei couldn't help but widen his eyes! Damn! Female — player — house!
In this world, there were some places that men couldn't enter no matter how powerful they were. But women could come and go as they pleased. For example, women's toilets and women's bathhouses. This brother used all the methods in the world just to enter a women's bathhouse!
— — Pfft! Dafei, who finally understood, spat out a mouthful of blood!
At this time, the group of female players with names like Xue Wei, Xue Wei Holy Spear, Rosa Sanguinea, and Xue Wei Holy Sword sneakily came to the storeroom and formed a circle.
Dafei was shocked. Xue Wei? Xue Wei Studio? Damn! It's from this city, and this city is also the most popular beauty studio in the country! Although it can't be compared to Star Dragon Slayer, it's still quite famous! Isn't their boss this Rosa Sanguinea? Rumor has it that she once competed with my dream lover, Bu Feiyan, for the title of Otaku Goddess last year, but in the end, she lost to Star Dragon Slayer?
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