Today, Dafei had two important things to do: a blind date and a job search.
At six o 'clock in the morning, Dafei, who was wearing a white suit and sunglasses, parked his Audi A8 in front of the bun shop. He ordered a bowl of noodles and several steamed buns while waiting for the girl to appear.
It was a fast-paced, high-efficiency era. Blind dates did not have to be held in coffee shops. After all, everyone was busy with work.
A taxi stopped behind the Audi. A white-collared beauty got off the car and stared at the Audi for a while.
A beauty! Was it her? Dafei's heart trembled. He adjusted his suit and wiped his mouth.
The beauty entered the shop and saw Dafei. She was stunned, "You are …"
Dafei coughed, "Please sit down. I am Ding Junfei. Are you introduced by Auntie Wang?"
The beauty sat down slowly with a strange expression, "Yes …"
Dafei threw out the car key boldly. "That's my car outside! Audi A8! "
The beauty said with a playful expression, "Don't you remember me?"
Dafei was stunned, "You are?"
The beauty laughed, "The lady at the front desk of the car rental shop yesterday. You bargained for a long time …"
Dafei was dumbfounded. "It can't be that, right? I can't recognize you after the makeup! "
The beauty's face darkened, "Since it is a blind date, let's get straight to the point. Do you have a house?"
Dafei said awkwardly, "No, no."
"You don't have to ask about the car, right?"
Dafei sighed, "No."
"How much is your monthly income?"
Dafei coughed, "Less than 100,000. I am looking for a better job today."
"Be more specific?"
Dafei was embarrassed, "3 … 3,500 …"
The beauty stood up in disappointment, "Sorry, we are not suitable."
Dafei slammed the table and stood up, "Wait! Do you think I can't afford a car and a house? "
The beauty turned around and was stunned!
Dafei opened the door and ran to the car without looking back, "I can't even afford this breakfast — help me pay for it!"
The beauty was furious, "You …"
The shop owner hurriedly reported, "Beauty, eight steamers of buns, a bowl of beef noodles, a total of 128 yuan …"
The beauty was so angry that she cried, "What kind of people are they? They eat so much …"
…
At the job application site of XXX company.
Dafei's Audi A8 entered the venue ostentatiously, attracting the attention of the people queuing up. Although Dafei came very early, he didn't expect that there would be four people who came even earlier.
The situation was dire …
Although Dafei was panicking, the workplace was like a battlefield. He had to be as steady as an old dog!
Dafei calmly stopped the car and walked to the back of the team to assess the situation calmly like Yue Linyuan.
At this moment, another man in a suit appeared in a hurry and said to the beautiful woman who was at the front of the line playing with her mobile phone, "Beauty, I'm the first one here early in the morning for the recruitment. I was delayed because I was asked to decorate the venue. Can you let me pass?"
The beauty frowned, "Alright!"
"Thank you, beautiful."
The man in line behind the beauty was immediately dissatisfied. "Beauty, you want to be a good person? I'll grant you your wish. Go behind me. "
With that said, he squeezed to the second position.
The beauty said angrily, "You?"
The man behind was also dissatisfied. "Go behind me!"
"Go behind me!"
Then, the beauty was squeezed all the way in front of Dafei.
Dafei sneered and clapped his hands. "Very good! The four people in front of you have been hired. You have to report to the company's personnel department before 8! "
Everyone was stunned. "You are?"
The beauty seemed to come back to her senses. "Boss, what about me?"
Dafei said in a deep voice, "You can go back!"
The beauty said anxiously, "Why? Why? "
Dafei said in a deep voice, "You don't seem to understand our company's culture. Go back and think about it …"
At this moment, Dafei's aura instantly conquered everyone present. The four people immediately bowed in excitement. "Thank you, boss …"
Then, they swarmed away. The beauty also turned around and left angrily.
Humph! All of his competitors had been eliminated!
Then, the recruitment venue opened. Dafei calmly entered and faced the examiner's strict and critical gaze.
Dafei respectfully handed his resume over.
The examiner glanced at the resume and disdainfully threw it on the table. "Your resume is very ordinary."
Dafei calmly said, "A hero doesn't ask about his background!"
The examiner said proudly, "Is that so? I'll give you five seconds to remember you! "
Dafei was stunned. "This … isn't very good, right?"
The examiner said in a deep voice, "Two more seconds!"
Dafei went forward and grabbed the mineral water in front of the examiner. Splat! It splashed on the examiner's face!
The examiner wiped his face and turned pale with fright. "What are you doing?"
Dafei laughed and said, "Do you remember me?"
The examiner was furious. "Security!!!"
…
For Dafei, today was another day of failure.
When he was bored and frustrated, Dafei would always think of talking to a lady. So, he dialed 1008X.
"Hello! This is Mobile Overcoming Service. What service do you need, sir? "
Dafei sighed. "Miss Overcoming, what do you like to eat?"
"I'm sorry, sir. We don't provide such services …"
Dafei wanted to cry. His voice was choked. "Miss … what do you like to drink?"
"I'm sorry, sir … Sir, you? Is there something you're unhappy about? "
Dafei's voice was choked but he laughed wildly. "Miss, let me tell you. I like Hahahaha ~ ~ ~ Erbin beer!"
"Sir, I like Wahahahaha ~ ~ ~ mineral water!"
Dafei: "Hahahahaha ~ ~ ~"
Overcome: "Wahahahaha ~ ~ ~"
— — — —
He wrote an extra. If he did not write for a long time, he would not give out any holiday prizes.
In addition, his new book, "Tower Defense World", had almost 500,000 words. It had entered the exciting stage.
The new book returned to being a loser. Anyway, I personally feel that the standard is very high …
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