Before the metal flower bud fully bloomed, a burst of devilish laughter came from the depths of the stamen.
"Hahahaha, ehahahaha, wahahahaha, wahahahaha, wahahahaha, I'm back. My chiseled face, my strong chest muscles, and, oh my, my huge thing, finally, you're all back. It seems that after a period of rest, you're even stronger than before, ahahahahaha!"
The slightly deep and hoarse voice was raised to a high pitch due to excitement, which made Princess A Xia's hair stand on end.
She could clearly tell that this was an out-and-out baritone voice, which definitely didn't belong to a lovely girl like Theresa who had such a sweet and soft voice.
What's going on? Theresa? How … how did her voice become like this? What on earth is this thing wrapped in jade?!
Under Princess A Xia's horrified gaze, the silver flower bud slowly bloomed, revealing the face of a young man who was flushed with excitement. Then, a flat chest, broad shoulders, and a thin waist and abdomen appeared. His entire upper body was in an inverted triangle like that of a cheetah, and male hormones spurted out of his 36,000 pores like high-pressure steam. Coupled with his strong and slender limbs, even a blind person could see that this was an out-and-out man!
Princess A Xia's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
She covered her mouth in disbelief and took two steps back, feeling that her heart was being squeezed by an invisible big hand, and she was so nervous that she couldn't breathe.
This man who was dancing with joy, rubbing his chest and crotch, and laughing wildly as he rubbed them …
Alright, in terms of facial features, he could be considered decent. The wild aura between his eyebrows and his bright smile was the kind that would easily attract girls. He was of the same breed as Blackjack. To be more precise, he was a low-level version of Blackjack.
However, his temperament was a bit frivolous, and his intoxicated look as he groped his private parts looked a bit wretched.
More importantly …
This man was still wearing Theresa's clothes.
She was wearing a breastplate with two pieces of curved steel plates, a light skirt made of leather, and an enchanted headdress and women's combat boots. When Theresa wore it, she looked valiant. However, when she wore it on a man, it was slightly torn by his bulging body, as if the skirt would be torn in half at any moment, revealing his bare butt. It was a little, uh, perverted.
This unrecognizable man scratched his crotch hard as if something was poking at his private parts.
Then, the man pulled out Theresa's Demon Sealing Pouch and threw it on the ground.
"F * ck you!"
The man spat at the Demon Sealing Pocket very rudely, then let out a long sigh of relief. He looked up to the sky and howled, tears streaming down his face. "This kind of days where I have to bleed every month is simply hellish torture. Fortunately, I've finally changed back. Thank the heavens, thank the heavens, hahahaha, I've changed back, I've become a proper man again. Awesome, awesome, awesome, wahahahahaha!"
Princess A Xia looked at the Demon Sealing Pouch on the ground and then looked at the ecstatic and unrestrained man. She felt as if ten thousand thunderbolts had exploded in her mind at the same time.
She could only do the only thing any girl could do under such circumstances.
Princess A Xia took a deep breath and then screamed at the top of her voice with all her might.
"Ahhh!"
She screamed and cried at the same time. She wanted to rush up and hit this man, but when she saw him constantly scratching his crotch, she was disgusted and scared. She was afraid that this man would do something strange again, so she could only cry and shout, "You, who are you? What did you do to Theresa? My Theresa!"
"Uh …"
The excited man finally realized that Princess A Xia had witnessed the whole process of his transformation. He stopped scratching and said awkwardly, "Don't, don't scream, and don't do anything stupid. Sister A Xia, I can explain everything, but please calm down first. It's not what you think, and I'm definitely not a pervert like Black Jack!"
Princess A Xia stopped screaming.
But she still stared at this man who was wearing Theresa's breastplate and short skirt with vigilance.
Damn it, he's still wearing the headdress I made for Theresa a few days ago. How can he do this?!
Princess A Xia looked at Black Jack who was outside the transparent cabin wall.
Then she looked at the man beside her who was wearing women's clothes and scratching his crotch.
She had to agree with this man — he and Black Jack were indeed not the same breed of perverts.
"Sister A Xia, please listen to me …"
Seeing that she had calmed down, the man was slightly relieved. He took half a step forward and reached out to her.
Princess A Xia began to scream again. She waved the half saber in vain to stop the man from moving forward.
"Don't scream, and don't be impulsive. Listen to me!"
The man was helpless. "I told you that I'm definitely not a pervert, and I won't do anything to you. Why don't you believe me?"
"Of course I don't believe you. You're a pervert, a hundred times more perverted than Black Jack. Ah! Ahhhhh!"
Princess A Xia screamed and scratched like an angry cat. "Who's your 'sister'? You're so disgusting. I want to vomit when I see you. Why are you wearing Theresa's clothes? Okay, I know that many evil nobles have such weird fetishes, and this is just the most mainstream pervert. But you're still wearing Theresa's Demon Sealing Pouch. You're a super pervert! What did you do to Theresa? Give Theresa back to me! "
"Okay, I'll give it back to you. Come and get it!"
The man opened his arms and straightened his chest. "Haven't you realized that I'm Theresa?!"
Princess A Xia, who was in hysterics, didn't hear what the man said at all. She was still waving the broken saber crazily. After about a dozen seconds, her waving speed became slower and slower.
A mixture of confusion and surprise appeared on her face. After another dozen seconds, the broken saber and her arms completely froze.
"What, what did you say?"
Princess A Xia looked the man up and down and stammered, "Who, who are you?"
"I'm Theresa, your good sister!"
Wearing Theresa's short skirt, the man stood on his tiptoes and turned around lightly. Then, he winked at Princess A Xia with Theresa's usual expression and smiled sweetly. "Sister A Xia, don't you recognize me? Wahhh, I'm so sad!"
"…"
Princess A Xia was silent for three seconds.
Then, she bent down and retched loudly. While vomiting, she shrank into a corner and stared at the man in horror, as if the man would turn into a demon more terrible than the Devourer at any moment, throw himself on her, and do whatever he wanted to her.
"Damn it. Why is my language habit still the same even though I've changed back?!"
The man seemed to be more disgusted by his way of speaking than Princess A Xia. He scratched his hair hard and found the headdress that Princess A Xia had given to Theresa. Without thinking, he tore it off and threw it on the ground angrily. He was about to crush it when he thought about it, picked it up, blew on it, and carefully put it back into his pocket.
"Jade, jade!"
The man stomped his feet and beat his chest, yelling at the top of his voice, "The situation is getting out of control. Come out and help me explain. I, I'm innocent!"
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