"That's right. Look at our Little Theresa. She's still shy!"
A girl from the harem said with a smile.
All the girls were shaking with laughter, rocking back and forth.
"Don't be shy, Theresa. Since we've sincerely accepted you as one of us, we definitely won't be jealous of you. Hurry up and wash yourself clean so that we can receive Lord Blackjack's gift!" Hera said with a smile.
She waved her hand, and all the members of the harem swarmed forward. Countless pairs of lotus-like hands wanted to lift Theresa high up and send her into Blackjack Thunder's tent.
Theresa's mind was blank.
She had never encountered such a scene.
In fact, not even a single brain cell had ever imagined such a scene in the craziest dreams.
She felt like a piece of pork that had been cleaned and thrown onto a chopping board.
She was about to be eaten.
Damn it, she had always been the one who ate heartily, alright!
Countless girls crowded around her, but it made Theresa feel like she was surrounded by zombies.
"Ah!"
Theresa held her head and screamed.
In the depths of the forest, a flock of strange birds with long and slender feathered wings were startled. They let out squawking noises and flew into the gorgeous night sky, disappearing without a trace.
The smiles on the faces of the charming girls of the harem gradually disappeared, replaced by deep confusion and worry.
"What's wrong, Theresa? Are you feeling unwell?" Hera asked with great concern as she played the role of a big sister.
"Is it the black magic that 'Slime' Eric implanted in you that's still tormenting your mind?" Natasha guessed.
"It's okay. Lord Blackjack has mysterious and powerful power," Princess Summer said with a smile.
Princess A Xia said with a smile, "Let him exorcise the demon for you, Theresa. I promise that when you wake up tomorrow morning, you'll feel as if you've been reborn. You'll feel that your whole life has been renewed!"
"You —"
Theresa held her head powerlessly, finding it hard to understand the thoughts of these girls. "How can this be?!"
"Is there a problem with us? We really treat you as one of our own and want to give you the best! "
Princess Summer said with some grievance, "Aren't you deeply attracted to Lord Blackjack like us? That's why we all embarked on the journey to the Realm of Demons together. Since that's the case, isn't offering myself to Lord Blackjack the greatest happiness and the most sacred sacrifice in life? "
"The most sacred sacrifice …"
Theresa shuddered deeply.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was something wrong with these girls' brains.
But she could not point that out directly.
Looking at their intoxicated appearances, it was likely that they were deeply obsessed. No matter who tried to refute them, they would be torn to pieces, right?
She couldn't even say that she didn't like Jack Leiming. Otherwise, there would be no reason for her to join the adventurer team and go to the Bloody Demon World.
"Listen, I do, uh, I do like Lord Blackjack, but …"
Theresa racked her brains and carefully considered her words. "But don't you think that it's too fast and too hasty? We didn't even follow the normal procedures!"
"Normal process?"
Dragon Lady Hera frowned. "What is that?"
"It's the normal process of love between a man and a woman!"
Theresa said, "Boys should at least treat girls to a romantic candlelight dinner, a concert, a play, and something like that. Even if everybody knows that the so-called sweet talk is nonsense, the sense of ritual of self-deception is still very important, isn't it? If you don't even want to go through the formalities, you'll just wash yourself clean and send yourself to her bed. Forgive me for being blunt, but this is a bit … cheap! "
"Theresa, you also like to watch plays? You're indeed a descendant of a noble!"
Princess Summer said in surprise and delight.
On the Emerald Continent where resources were scarce and the glory of the church was everywhere, "watching plays" was not a form of entertainment that the common people could enjoy.
However, Princess Summer was still confused. "What's a concert?"
"… That's not the main point. The main point is that we have to go through the procedures. We have to pretend to be a phoenix under the moonlight and deceive each other!"
Theresa said in a hurry, "It's like the suitors have to show their talents and courage by reciting sonnets, or, right, or by killing the giants of the Bloody Battle Demon Sector, such as Emperor Kuba, to show their bravery. That's the only way to attract the girls to throw themselves at them. Isn't it more reasonable?"
The harem members looked at each other in bewilderment.
"As long as Lord Blackjack is willing, he can certainly kill Emperor Kuba," Dragon Lady Hera said affirmatively.
"Is that so?"
Theresa was rather skeptical.
Although Blackjack had shown great combat ability, Emperor Kuba, who was notorious in the Bloody Battle Demon Sector, was not someone that 'Slime' Eric, an exile sorcerer who lived in seclusion, could compare to, could he?
"Of course."
All the girls in the harem said at the same time, their faces full of infatuation and confidence. "Lord Blackjack is invincible!"
"So, what are you hesitating for? In terms of bravery, Lord Blackjack is definitely the strongest man on this continent, no, in the entire world."
Holding Theresa's hand, Princess Summer said with a smile, "Come on. Dedicate yourself to Lord Blackjack!"
Theresa felt her hair stand on end and subconsciously shook off Princess Xia's hand.
"Listen. Listen. It's occurred to me that we have a minor disagreement about certain ideas."
Taking a deep breath, Theresa tried to calm down her burning brain. "Even if — well, even if I admit that I like Lord Blackjack a little bit, and I admit that he's the strongest man in the world, it doesn't mean that I'm going to throw myself at him, clean myself from the inside out, jump into his bed, and even 'dedicate' myself to him.
"First of all, don't you think that each of us should be an independent individual? Our lives don't just belong to Blackjack but also to ourselves? Besides racking our brains to think about how to serve Blackjack, we have a lot of things that we can do of our own. At most, Blackjack occupies a very small part of our lives. For example, 1%?
"Second of all, mutual affection is something that everyone enjoys. Of course, we have to choose a time when we're both relaxed and in good condition. However, we're in the wilderness right now, and there are so many people watching. I don't have this kind of hobby and can't relax at all. Why should I be in a hurry to 'dedicate' myself to Blackjack?
"Speaking of which, the word 'dedicate' is too strange. We're just fulfilling each other's needs!
"Do you understand what I'm saying? Hey, if you don't understand, say something. Don't look at me with such strange eyes!"
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From today onward, "The Legend of Han Te" officially resumed updating!
This was a story about a boy becoming a man and finding his true manhood. The updates would be sped up and completed as soon as possible.
During this period of rest, Old Bull also came up with many new chapters, such as "Ding Ling Dong", "Lu Qingchen", "The Battle between Kuafu and Hou Yi", and so on and so forth.
Please look forward to it, everyone!
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