Boom!
It was as if a kaleidoscope had suddenly exploded in Li Yao's mind. Countless gorgeous and mottled images surged forth like a surging tide. He seemed to see a tall figure with honey-colored skin, a large mouth and ears. She wasn't too pretty, but she was brimming with vitality. She walked towards him without restraint. They wantonly cried, wantonly laughed, wantonly roared, wantonly hugged …
He also saw two tyrannosauruses rolling around on an ancient wasteland as if there was no one else around. He saw two strange trees entangled with each other for thousands of years. He saw pairs of wolves, tigers, and leopards rubbing their heads against each other in a scorching afternoon. He even saw two planets — two lightning-fast meteors whizzing through the air and fiercely colliding with each other. They collided a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times. Scorching magma violently gushed out, and the aura of life spread throughout the entire universe.
"What's going on?"
Li Yao scratched his crotch and muttered to himself, "Why do I suddenly have a kind of aching waist and weak legs? It's an extremely empty and lonely feeling. It's like a thief has left the building and emptied the house. My entire body is exhausted. It's dull and tasteless … I haven't done anything these past two days!"
Li Yao composed himself and continued to read.
He was quickly attracted to Ding Ling Dong, this somewhat unconventional female character.
According to the way a typical novel was written, this kind of big sister who was so fierce that she could kill a cow with a single punch was unlikely to be the female lead.
But for some reason, the image of Ding Ling Dong full of vitality faintly emerged in Li Yao's mind. It was like the scene of a fireflower in full bloom. This scene was dazzling in every single one of his brain cells. He couldn't help but want to continue reading. He wanted to know everything about this girl, as well as what happened between her and the "Cultivator, Li Yao."
"This chapter is too short. The author really knows how to suck. There's no content at all. This chapter doesn't count. Let's look at the next chapter.
"Sigh, this damned cliffhanger. He just so happens to be stuck at the crucial point of the plot. Isn't this too shameless? Can't he let me sleep? Otherwise, I'll finish reading the plot of this Devil Flood Dragon Island. Yeah, I'll go to sleep after reading it!
"Sure enough, this' Cultivator Li Yao 'is still very old-fashioned, unconscious, weak, ridiculed, and regarded as a good-for-nothing. But what's going on? Could it be that he's really in a relationship with that muscular woman, Ding Ling Dong? If he really finds that muscular girl, I won't watch anymore, even if you beat me to death!
"Unknowingly, I've already read almost 100 chapters. Why don't we round it up and sleep after reading 100 chapters? I swear!
"I've reached the 100th chapter. Yep, yep, yep, it's 11: 57 in the middle of the night. Speaking of which, it's still considered 'today'. There are only three minutes left. Let's read the next chapter and go to bed at midnight. With a brand new face, we'll welcome a brand new tomorrow!
"What, what the hell! What was going on? Why was it that it was only 11: 57 a moment ago, and now it's 2: 00 in the middle of the night after just one chapter? What? Not just one chapter? I've already read 182 chapters? That's impossible! What the hell!
"Alright, since it's already 2: 02, then let's round it up again. I'll strive to read 200 chapters at 2: 30. Then I'll completely delete this book and even uninstall the reading software. I'll be reborn and start anew!
"It's, it's 3: 00? Why? Oh heavens, oh earth, why is this happening!
"3: 30? How could it be 3: 30? How could I have fallen to this extent? Could it be that the pressure of writing a thesis and finding a job has been too great recently, and I urgently need a channel to relax my nerves? That's right, the necessary rest and entertainment is still necessary. One tension, one relaxation, the way of the civil and martial arts. I shouldn't be too tangled up with matters of the thesis and work. The body is the capital of revolution. If I go to a dead end, it won't be good for my brain to be tangled up. Speaking of which, this author really doesn't know how to write emotional dramas. Hahahaha, I treat you as a brother, but you want to fuck me. I've never seen a male and female lead like this before. Hahahaha, what's going on?
"No, I must sleep. Let's read the last chapter. I must sleep, I swear …"
Li Yao was in a daze. He rubbed his lower abdomen while quickly swiping his mobile phone.
It was really strange — apart from the gimmick of cultivation and technology, the novel "40,000 Years of Cultivation" was really mediocre. There was nothing new about it, and there was nothing outstanding about it. It was like a standardized product coming down from a large industrial assembly line. You could read it, but you couldn't.
The hot-blooded scenes on the train of the Great Wilderness could not escape the author's forceful hot-bloodedness, but it gave the readers goosebumps.
But …
Why was it that the more Li Yao looked at it, the more familiar it felt? Most of the scenes and pictures were as hazy as memories from a hundred years ago. The more he looked at them, the more he wanted to see them. He was in a hurry to find out what happened to 'Cultivator Li Yao' and his friends next.
"Zhao Kai didn't lie. '40,000 Years of Cultivation' is really good!"
Li Yao yawned. "I'm going to pee. After that, I must sleep. If I don't sleep, I'm not human!"
Li Yao fell asleep.
Or rather, he felt that he should have fallen asleep.
Because he once again had countless bizarre and variegated dreams that seemed like they were from another lifetime ago.
But today, the strange dream was a hundred times clearer than before. It was so clear that he couldn't tell whether he was dreaming or sitting at the desk under the bunk bed, reading a web novel called "40,000 Years of Cultivation" with great concentration.
He saw the Tyrannosaurus Rex with lipstick again.
But this time, there was a barbarian queen sitting behind the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
She had sharp eyes, a straight nose, honey-colored lips, and wheat-colored skin. She exuded a domineering aura. She was the character in the novel, "Ding Ling Dong".
"For so many years, I've been looking for you in the endless sea of stars. Starting from the Combat Energy Universe, I've killed my way through so many universes, so many worlds, so many charming heavens, and so many terrible hells."
Ding Ling Dong stared at Li Yao. Her voice was deep and magnetic, pure and full of vicissitudes. "Everybody said that you were dead, that your soul and life information had been completely shattered and annihilated into nothingness. But I just didn't believe it. I knew that you must still be alive. You must be holding on in your own way, even if your enemy is Earth or even … the entire universe!
"Do you remember what we said when we parted?
"I've said it before. Even if you die one day and go to the underworld, it doesn't matter. Because I will tear down the underworld, blow up the underworld, and burn the underworld to the ground to save you!
"Li Yao, hang in there.
"I'm coming!"
Li Yao suddenly woke up again.
He felt that his ten fingers and waist had never been so sore in his life.
It was as if someone had stabbed red-hot steel needles into his ten fingernails and hammered his waist with a red-hot iron hammer.
Although his body had been awakened, his consciousness was still sinking in the swamp of his brain. He sat next to the chair in a daze for ten minutes until the pale sunlight pierced his eyes. Only then did he realize that it was already 9: 30 in the morning.
Today was Monday. Although there were no classes for the graduating class, his roommates had all gone to the library to prepare papers or go out for internships and recruitment.
The dormitory was so quiet that the sound of the clock on the wall was unbearably loud. Li Yao held his breath and thought about what had happened last night.
He seemed to have read a very interesting web novel until the latter half of the night. Then, he got out of bed to pee. After that, he sat on the chair under the bunk bed and read another chapter, another chapter, and another chapter. He didn't know how many chapters he had read, but when his blood was boiling and his heart was surging, he even took out the notebook that he used to record his strange dreams and scribbled. Then, he fell asleep on the table in a daze …
"Web novels kill people!"
Li Yao scratched his messy hair that was like a bird's nest and thought sleepily, "Well, I fell again last night. Later, I will delete this book and uninstall the software. Then, from this afternoon onwards, no, at noon, I will catch up on sleep. From 10 o 'clock in the evening, I will be reborn and become a new person. That's right, it's decided happily!"
"Speaking of which, why is my waist so painful? I can't even stand up. That's not right. My underwear is very dry. I really didn't do that!"
Li Yao tilted his head and yawned. He tried to recall what he had done last night after peeing. Other than reading, it seemed like he had scribbled and scribbled in his notebook.
Li Yao opened the 'dream log', his most private diary.
Then, he was stunned. His face turned pale as if he had seen a ghost.
In the dream log, a valiant and domineering Barbarian Queen had appeared behind the Tyrannosaurus Rex with lipstick on. Her eyes were so deep that they could see through the notebook, the desk, and even the crust of the earth.
The Barbarian Queen reached out to him, as if she wanted to pull him out of the abyss or invite him to battle.
Li Yao used his trembling fingertips to caress the Barbarian Queen that he had drawn. A strange electric current flowed from his fingertips to his entire body and was about to explode his heart.
His heart beat faster and faster until it reached its limit. He could not help but want to let out the roar that he had suppressed for countless years.
"I drew this?"
Li Yao asked himself in disbelief, "When did my drawing skills become so good? The people I draw are so similar?"
Flipping further, there were new drawings. He had used the ballpoint pen and pen on the table to doodle casually. With just a few strokes, he had sketched out cities, buildings, or natural scenery.
Li Yao's pupils suddenly constricted. His heart was about to grow limbs, tear his chest, and jump out.
Floating Spear City, Magical Equipment Graveyard, Chixiao No. 2 High School, Distant Expanse, Grand Desolate Train, Grand Desolate War Institution...
Although there were no labels, Li Yao knew at first glance that they were all scenes from the novel "40,000 Years of Cultivation". There was a drawing of a Grand Desolate War train. On the ballpoint pen drawing, he could even clearly see the soldiers who were fighting, the cultivators who had sacrificed themselves, the screaming passengers, and the Ghost Face Silver Mosquitoes that were letting out ear-piercing shrieks in the distance.
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