Li Jialing and Han Te's pupils constricted at the same time. Having no time to dodge, they were knocked over. When they finally dodged the scourge of the bullet storm in a hurry, a streak of silver brilliance ten times faster than the bullets fell from the sky and knocked the two young men to the ground brutally.
"Aya!"
Li Jialing and Han Te exclaimed at the same time, their faces swollen and bruised.
The silver brilliance congregated into a tall, magnificent, elegant, glittering battle puppet that slowly landed in the middle of the two young men. It opened its arms, and two clusters of silver electric arcs were condensed in its palms, stopping the two young men from fighting.
"Enough."
A Boxing Champion's extremely calm and inhuman voice echoed from the silver puppet. He slid his crystal camera to Li Jialing along the tracks on the iron skull. "Sorry, no matter how annoying Han Te is, I have an agreement with Li Yao that I will protect his safety and not allow anyone to threaten his life."
"Who is wasting their time threatening the life of such a crappy person?"
Li Jialing wiped the blood on his lips and glanced at A Boxing Champion. "He was the one who kept bothering me. I didn't want to bother with him. Now that A Boxing Champion is here, I'll leave him to you. However, I do suggest that you discipline him. Otherwise, even if I don't kill him, he will get himself killed sooner or later."
After saying that, Li Jialing turned around and left without looking back.
"Hey, hey, hey, golden-haired boy —"
Han Te couldn't have been more angry. He was about to chase after him when A Boxing Champion snatched his neck and threw him to the ground brutally.
"That's enough for you."
A Boxing Champion said, "You are no match for Li Jialing at all. You will only put yourself in unnecessary threats if you chase after him. I will not allow anyone to do that, including yourself."
"Then help me beat him up!"
Han Te rose to his feet like a cockroach that could never be killed. He spat at Li Jialing's back that was gradually disappearing. "Lord A Boxing Champion, we are both from the Land of Sins. You are definitely on my side, aren't you?"
"Yes, I'm on your side."
The Fist King said, "But it is only limited to the protection of your life and does not include causing trouble for you. Also, I think that Li Jialing does have a point. You have indeed been too arrogant recently, or rather, you have been overwhelmed by the turbulent changes. Both your mind and your mind are in an extremely unstable state.
"This kind of troublemaking and domineering attitude will greatly increase the chances of you running into danger, and it will also greatly increase the difficulty for me to protect you. Therefore, I suggest that you slightly change your personality and lifestyle."
"I'm making trouble out of nothing? Throwing my weight around?"
Bulging his eyes, Han Te looked at A Boxing Champion in disbelief. "Lord A Boxing Champion, even you think that it's my fault? Is it because I'm too arrogant and annoying?"
Thinking for a moment, the Fist King said, "I don't like to judge the morality of human beings, and what you did has nothing to do with me. However, from the perspective of protecting your life, it is true that you have been rather arrogant and annoying recently. I know that a lot of people are already preparing to beat you up in secret. If you don't change, it won't be strange if you get yourself killed as Li Jialing said."
"Even Lord A Boxing Champion is on the side of the golden-haired boy, the rich young master of a luxurious family?"
Han Te stepped back, almost unable to believe his ears. He struggled to put on a vague smile on his swollen face. Grinding his teeth for a long time, he finally burst out. "Yes, I'm arrogant, I'm arrogant, I'm domineering, but so what?
"Ever since I was born in the Land of Sins, I've always been a tiny cockroach. No matter how tough my life is, haven't I still been stomped to death by the experts?
"I've been living in such an environment of fear and anxiety since I was a child. Every second, I have to struggle for my survival in the next second. Nobody has ever given me a chance to be arrogant, a chance to be arrogant!
"Only in this place, only during the brief time in the Big Bai Pirate Gang and the Blue Sky Market, did I finally have a chance to be arrogant. I'm not like you, Lord A Boxing Champion. You, Grandpa Yao, and Boss Bai are all magnificent, dominating big shots. You can be arrogant whenever you want. If you don't want to be arrogant today, you can do it tomorrow too.
"But I'm just a nobody, the humblest nobody. If I don't act arrogantly today, chances are that I'll be killed tomorrow. I'll be beaten to death in the vacuum of space without leaving any bones behind!
"Why can't I enjoy myself and be arrogant? Who knows where I'll be tomorrow? Who knows? "
Han Te waved his hands crazily, howling, and crying. In the end, he could not howl anymore, but his tears of excitement were still flowing freely on his swollen face.
"I'm so scared. I'm so scared that I'll die an unknown death before I've done anything, just like so many people in the Land of Sins and the universe! I'm not scared of death. I only want more people to remember me and my name, Han Te … "
The young man from the Land of Sins buried his head between his arms and his legs. His shoulders trembling for a while, he finally said in a muffled voice, "Lord A Boxing Champion, was my performance really terrible in the past half year?"
A Boxing Champion: "Yes."
Han Te: "Did I really disappoint a lot of people?"
A Boxing Champion: "Yes."
Han Te: "Am I really no match for Li Jialing? Am I not even as good as one of the golden-haired narcissist's fingers?"
A Boxing Champion: "In many ways, yes."
Han Te: "Hey, hey, hey, Lord A Boxing Champion, there's no need to be so straightforward. Can't you say something nice to comfort my broken heart?"
A Boxing Champion: "Although your performance has been terrible recently and is not as good as Li Jialing's at all, you can still be saved. Speaking of which, I might've made a mistake in entrusting you to Boss Bai easily. He is an excellent fleet commander and a super space pirate, but he is not a qualified life coach. Next, I'll communicate with Boss Bai deeply and change the way of training you."
Overjoyed, Han Te raised his pig head again, with hope beaming out of his eyes. "Then … Then, as long as I'm reborn from this moment on, there will be hope that I can grasp the marvelous arts in ten years and beat the golden-haired narcissist up, right?"
A Boxing Champion: "Well … There is certainly hope, but you really have to be strict with yourself and conduct the craziest training. Also, you'd better restrain your personal life."
"Huh?"
Han Te was greatly confused. "What's the meaning of this?"
"I'm definitely not interfering with your personal life. You know who I am. I don't care about such things at all."
A Boxing Champion said casually, "I'm just reminding you that it will be good for everyone if you restrain yourself a little. Also, Coloured Glaze will not be so sad."
"What?"
Han Te scratched his ears hard. "I … I think my ears are ringing because of the golden-haired narcissist. I didn't hear what Lord A Boxing Champion said in the end … What happened to Coloured Glaze?"
"Nothing."
A Boxing Champion was silent for a moment. "You heard wrong. All in all, restrain your personal life and don't let the whole city know about it. Do you understand?"
"Okay."
Han Te rubbed his nose and said casually, "I'll try my best!"
"… You'll try your best?"
A Boxing Champion's crystal eyes flashed as he was deep in thought. A moment later, he approached Han Te emotionlessly.
"Kacha Kacha, Kacha Kacha." The two mechanical arms disintegrated, revealing all kinds of coldly shining surgical instruments.
Han Te shuddered. He sensed a strong sense of crisis from the other's cold eyes. He was so scared that he screamed, "Lord A Boxing Champion, what's going on? You … you're not going to hit me, are you? You can't hit me. You're here to protect me. You can't hurt me! "
"That's right. Of course I won't hurt you. I'm going to protect you with all my heart."
A Boxing Champion changed his tone to one of incomparable gentleness. "I'm going to protect you from all threats and attacks — including viruses."
"Viruses?"
Han Te was stunned. "What … what viruses?"
"All kinds of viruses, especially fungi, bacteria, and viruses brought about by your overly chaotic personal life."
A Boxing Champion's right arm disintegrated and flung out like a long whip. He forcefully pulled down Han Te's pants. "Based on your performance in the past, I've determined that your lower body is under great threat of various germs. For your safety, I have to help you fully disinfect."
"Lower body, complete disinfection?"
Han Te's face turned pale. Seeing A Boxing Champion slowly reach out with his left hand, he became more and more frightened. He screamed, "What is that thick and long steel needle for? It's too exaggerated!"
"It's used to disinfect the inner walls."
A Boxing Champion firmly pinned Han Te to the ground in a "tai" shape and explained, "If you want to disinfect a water pipe, the outer wall is secondary, the inner wall is the most important, right?"
"Ah!"
Han Te was about to answer, but he was already in so much pain that he couldn't speak. He could only cry out miserably, "Ahhhhhhh!"
He screamed for a full three minutes, turning into a cooked shrimp, before A Boxing Champion stopped.
"Okay, your little water pipe is spotless and bright as new. For the time being, it won't be threatened by any viruses or bacteria."
A Boxing Champion said, "However, if you continue to flirt, there's still a high probability that viruses and bacteria will invade again. So next, I'll determine if you still need to receive new preventive treatment based on your lifestyle — complete disinfection from the inside out."
"I was wrong."
Han Te's breath was weak. He clutched his stomach and kept spasming. "I really know I was wrong, brother!"
"Very good."
A Boxing Champion nodded and suddenly changed the topic. "By the way, do you know what Coloured Glaze likes to eat the most?"
"Ah?"
The weird question made Han Te forget the pain in his lower body that felt like a meteor crashing into a meteorite. "What's going on?"
"I'm not asking about her usual tastes. I'm asking if there's any food that can surprise her the moment she eats it. It's like …"
A Boxing Champion searched the database. "It's like what the books say, when the sun rises from the heart and the sun blooms like an umbrella with flowers blooming on the surface of the umbrella?"
Han Te's hair was about to fall off. "What, what kind of description is this? Mr. A Boxing Champion, are you … infected by a crystal processor virus?"
"No, I'm just hoping to give Coloured Glaze a surprise so that she can maintain her perfect working state and properly polish my body."
A Boxing Champion stared at Han Te. "Is there — it's best if it's a taste that's hidden in the depths of her memory, one that even she herself has forgotten?"
The inhuman eyes made Han Te shudder coldly. Covering his abdomen even tighter, he stammered, "… I think so. Coloured Glaze likes to eat the noodles that her mother makes the most, but there are always two eggs, one on the top and the other at the bottom.
"Eggs are the most precious food in the Land of Sins. Because they are not easy to be airdropped, they are very fragile. Therefore, Coloured Glaze's mother only cooks them for her on her birthday. The egg buried at the bottom is the 'surprise'. Every time, Coloured Glaze enjoys them.
"However, after her mother passed away, nobody cooks for her anymore. Even if they do, the best they can do is to put one egg on the top. How can they be so extravagant as to bury a second egg at the bottom?"
"Got it."
Deep in thought, A Boxing Champion rose and prepared to leave. "I'm leaving. Your wounds are not light. Go to the medical room and get yourself some medicine."
"How can I walk now?"
Han Te felt like crying. His voice shivering, he asked, "Master A Boxing Champion, brother, can't you carry me to the medical room?"
"I can't."
A Boxing Champion refused coldly. "I'm in a hurry to cook noodles for Coloured Glaze and treat her wounds. Her wounds are very serious. As for your minor wounds, you won't die. I've scanned you. There are no fatal threats around. You can definitely move to the medical room on your own."
"Noodles … minor wounds … I won't die …"
Han Te struggled to lower his head. Looking at his bruised and swollen body, he was devastated. "Master A Boxing Champion, Grandpa Yao entrusted me and Coloured Glaze to you and asked you to protect us. The gap is too huge! You can't be so biased, can you? "
A Boxing Champion had already walked out. Hearing the words, he turned back and squatted before Han Te, nodding his head solemnly.
"Yes."
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